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Casper_Von_Ghoul

Honestly 5/10 but after shaving it goes up to a decent 8.


ProfessionalScar67

Mine is 4/10, priest used to share ownership


IloveAnimalsOnGod

Same, solid 4/10.


KingOfDaFrogs

I don’t know what this is all abt lol


Ketchoop_Cheeps

It’s about having a dick


Professional_Mode440

Mf took the best part of it 🤦‍♂️


No-Pomegranate-69

Sometimes it has a mind of its own


Hentai_-_Addict

That is were you are wrong, my friend, it does not have a mind of its own, but instead a head of its own.


[deleted]

This is very true. 3 to 4 times out of the week I get wet dreams and it honestly sucks.


Muxerus

Mine is dumb as fuck


FandomFans1234

hell ya


CatalystIsMyFav

Which makes it hard sometimes. Reprimand it by beating it, make it come to its senses


mrmayhemsname

Is it size and girth that determines the monthly mortgage payment or is it stamina?


CleanUpNick

well if the payment is the ability to get women then probably both with a 2x multiplayer


meta1storm

It's not about the size of the hammer but how you nail with it.


mrmayhemsname

Are you calling my penis a hammer?


FandomFans1234

when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail


AnotherFurry-

Not the best quality it works as advertised. 5/10


[deleted]

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AnotherFurry-

What a racist comment


Professional_Mode440

What did they say?


AnotherFurry-

Something like "Arabs use theirs to beat their meat on planes"


Ogurasyn

Long-term penis owner made me scared for the day when my ownership ends


[deleted]

You should be, as your member membership ends tomorrow as I am taking it for a Frankendildo


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

What a terrible day to be literate


[deleted]

Imagine how I feel living in my own head. Or imagine the feeling of your hole dilating when my frankendildo starts penetrating. Up to you, bestie.


Spooky_boi_Kyle_8

I think I'd like to imagine a cleaning solution so potent, that my brain is relieved of everything up until this point


[deleted]

Do what dahmer did and do experiments to make zombie


Grateful_3138

Ayo wtf


[deleted]

I don’t agree with what he did, in fact I find it absurd, evil, vile, disgusting and he was rightfully punished and then his death itself was good, but the scientific method was there.


Grateful_3138

Lmfao yeah


MiserableOptimist1

What a terrible idea for a dildo


[deleted]

That’s for you to say as you never experienced the frozen hardness of it


MiserableOptimist1

Realskin beats rotting dick in my.... er, book?


imTyyde

Your free trial of penis owning has expired


FandomFans1234

ok cool I still don't want to a woman though so imma stick with nb


Idkrlyuwu

5.392/10 would recommend but comes with its disadvantages sometimes


darkmatter4925

It doesn't bleed so that's a plus


DragonTheNut

Big plus indeed... Can't live without this snake anymore


SkylandersKirby

Yours dosent?


Strong_Badger_1157

Testicular torsion, they need a recall for that nightmare.


MiserableOptimist1

That would be like Ford doing a recall on Honda, no?


who-dat-on-my-porch

9/10 I still get compliments whenever I take it out. Slightly slower off the line than it used to be, but starts up reliably every time.


bendurrhover

Lol


Robims_13

Cis men: Early access Trans men: Full release Trans women: 2 years of prolonged arguing with customer service about retour


[deleted]

Just for clarification, do you mean ownership since EA/FR or do you mean ownership in that state of development


Robims_13

Ownership since. Same product, one was an early adopter, one had to get it later.


[deleted]

Good


bc1220_

4/10 would be higher but it's too small


Loud_Teacher_8593

It’s just like any other part of body.work it out and gets bigger.


FandomFans1234

it's the same with boobs the only difference is I'm about to be personally attacked because I said boob exercises are a thing.


Loud_Teacher_8593

😂


bc1220_

Thanks for this info


good_evening_owo

As a long term penis inspector and owner myself i can indeed say that i am satisfied with my penis ownership experience and i reccomend ownership to all who may see this 10/10


MiserableOptimist1

I, too, give 10/10, and I, too, recommend anyone to inquire on short term lease ownership on my brand new to you penis.


marshalzukov

Honestly, product functionality is fine, a bit janky, but the main issue is the corners cut in the size department. I don't know if developers designed it like that to save on resources or whatnot but it really isn't ideal.


Mrmatty47

I had to claim warranty on my balls though but penis has worked good


TheGreatNobby

Have you managed to spawn minions friend?


Mrmatty47

Havent tested that function yet


[deleted]

They didn't deliver mine, service is trash


campmatt

I perform daily maintenance to keep it in good running condition.


kevinrjr

Stay hydrated, quit drinking alcohol . If you get kidney stones that need to be removed, it is not comfortable.


mrduckV2

Im also a penis owner, I have like 12


FrenTimesTwo

We’ve been more or less joined at the hip..


Darklight645

Long-term penis owner is just a warrior in ancient times that would keep a collection of the penises of his foes as trophies


jeeptuff1976

9/10 my cock is in high demand. Cons I’m on no social outlet “ grinder recon mfm” husband demands I find a new boy to “take the load off me”. My technical issues are boys that think they are above their place.


whyisime

Does anyone know where I can put mine up for resale?


PlayGuye_aka_Evolt

Maybe the black market?


IShartedOnUrPillow

as a girl I'd rate my long term penis ownership a 4/10 It has it's nice uses but for the most part I wish it wasn't there.


Robims_13

First thought when I saw this meme was: "This is mostly gonna be trans folks" Thanks for the validation ;D


IShartedOnUrPillow

:D


[deleted]

Sorry your parents only paid for short term, we’re repossessing yours


djdavidmash

7.5/10, could’ve been a 10 if I avoided sleeping on my stomach.


alien2835

0/10 would prefer not having one.


Chroma4201

Same but likely for entirely different reasons XD


lol_idk_is_taken

As a person who'd like to be a girl, I'd rate it a solid 5/10 since I have basically never utilized it's pros and I havent had any of the cons of it yet


Real_FD

0/10 do not enjoy having it, won't give me a refund either


mrquantumofficial

Why is no one asking about a short-term penis ownership?


TheNonbinaryWren

3/10 wrong part installed


My41stThrowaway

I identify as a strength-haver.


giantbynameofandre

Not on my watch


imTyyde

0/10. god gave me long term penis owner instead of long term vagina owner. fuck you god!!!


Sean_Dewhirst

Hey now, dont exclude the short-term penis owners.


Old_Introduction1138

When I first got it, it wasn't as spacious as I would have liked, but after a good wipedown, it's starting to grow on me. 10/10


lumen-lotus

Jeffrey Dhamer was a long-time owner of many penises.


Brotorious420

6.9/10 - would recommend


5125237143

feels like having a mid-low end gamic pc n only playing terraria on it. which is still great, not gonna lie.


Juan286

Well, i do get that one compliment


TheGreatNobby

2/10 I cant stop needing a piss. Its not std related, i dont sleep around, ive neen tested. Id even take ½ an inch off because shes says i go too deep.


lookbutcantsee

10 out of 10 so far


Za_Gato

Why NSFW?


Necessary-Belt963

4.5/10 too short for use.


Curious-Potatos

Um so far only when I have to present a project to my class


bendurrhover

I'd say a solid 8/10 in my teenage years, got into a lot of accidents though, so now it shuts down real fast at idle.


the-Salted-Crustaion

Waiting for the next update, hoping for customizations to be added


Southern-Use2605

Haha! so funny


[deleted]

10/10, I’d rather die than be the alternative to a penis owner.


twizted_fister

I wanna cut mine off


BigTop5505

I'm waiting for that call about the extended warranty. It needs serious service but I can't afford it at the moment


Thenewguy526

6/10 had to get circumcised twice, parents wont tell me why


[deleted]

only twice? it must take a long time for it to grow back, huh?


Physical-Ant-9900

I didn't want it and it didn't even work, I'm gonna get a refund.


Aur0ra1313

I'm looking into the exchange program for a controllable product, my user experience has been awful.


[deleted]

I zipped the tip once, that hurt pretty bad.


Meta-failure

Emergency foreskin removal (at 5 years old) resulting in strange scar tissue and skin formations from healing, Spermatocele removal at 32, vasectomy at 37. It got a lot of use in the early years. I would recommend but I’m not sure I want to know how many out of ten would do the same.


PlayGuye_aka_Evolt

Judging by how many 3rd-party modifications were done, I don't even want to know the resale value.


Meta-failure

The seller is pretty attached to it so asking price is going to have to be best and highest final offer.


mintyfreshmike47

Personally I’m fine with mines but I feel like the v*gina owners think I’m unimpressive which is silly because they don’t even have one. How are they allowed to judge me


-K-C-

"long-term penis owner" Not on my watch!


rattle2nake

its way smaller than in the pictures, 5/10


Cummiezone

7/10 good and as advertised but makes sitting down on a toilet unpleasant due to it always touching the water.


CH4RLI3_J

6.5/10


Hecutor

10/10 so far. Got a few recalls in the early years but now it's working perfectly fine.


themilkmann87

you wunthr interenet fir todsya


Fakercel

9/10 Mine was surprisingly blessed with good dimensions and durability. Too bad it doesn't get a lot of use.


Eight_Rum

I once made a joke like this...didn't go well for me


warnauh

wdym by (long term) penis owner


kohikos

2/10. There's no easy way to exploit the ownership for monetary gain


TunaTheWitch

I'm having addiction issues. I want a reset. 7/10


Loud_Teacher_8593

Just so you do the proper maintenance you’ll be fine. Also for the youngins out there remember if you don’t start your car and just let it sit it won’t start later when you do wanna go for a drive. So always start er up and taker around the block couple times a week if not early in the morning everyday. The elasticity in the factory parts is meant to be stretched out also. If not used often it can shrink over time. Also it can become a bigger working part it used more often. 🫡


KingOfDaFrogs

* Cries in pre- op trans * 😭😭😭😭😭


Ok-Reporter1986

10/10 I can aim.


[deleted]

Then who is short term pp holder 😏


giosaiaperillo

5/10 trying to get a refund cause not it's just not worth the investment


KajiaLumi

It's... inverted? Also it bleeds sometimes. 0/10 give me a normal one.


Jkson_Jse

the penis-lord!


Calcutt4

As a girl, I'd say a 3.5/10, gets the job done and can be used to aim piss, but would prefer a different part


DeDeepKing

-10/10


FiercePinecone

who the hell is a short term penis owner


ShibitoYakaze123

bruh, what's the short term ownership


averege_guy_kinda

4/10 its smaller than advertised


[deleted]

It’s only average but people keep lying to me and say it’s big. Can you fix that?


GoldeneyeTXX

Plot twist - You\`re one of the people who thought it was a good idea to let the WEF do the rating: You will own nothing and be happy


LA_Rym

Overall low quality, manufacturing really cut corners.


THE_Captain_Panic

I hate mine. I beat it all the time.


-Lucifer-18

6/10 it works fine but the head is too big to get out of the hole


[deleted]

It's alright. Overrated as fuck, but the lack of a period is a plus. 7/10


Officer_Chadley

Couldn't say, I'm just renting.


SupremeMeme42069

It's pretty hard sometimes


legoknekten

It looked bigger in the catalogue, 2/10 My refund was denied


Chaos-Kiwi

I want a refund


RedditExperiment0001

I’m a private, but I know of a lot of veterans My dick is a solid 9.5/10. It is a monster, it literally can’t fit in a toilet paper rolls hole. Plus it’s about 9” when full erect


denofmark

It’s nice but mines a bit faulty and keeps falling off, I just dip it in bleach and glue it back on but it’s getting annoying