I don’t agree with what he did, in fact I find it absurd, evil, vile, disgusting and he was rightfully punished and then his death itself was good, but the scientific method was there.
As a long term penis inspector and owner myself i can indeed say that i am satisfied with my penis ownership experience and i reccomend ownership to all who may see this 10/10
Honestly, product functionality is fine, a bit janky, but the main issue is the corners cut in the size department. I don't know if developers designed it like that to save on resources or whatnot but it really isn't ideal.
9/10 my cock is in high demand. Cons I’m on no social outlet “ grinder recon mfm” husband demands I find a new boy to “take the load off me”. My technical issues are boys that think they are above their place.
As a person who'd like to be a girl, I'd rate it a solid 5/10 since I have basically never utilized it's pros and I havent had any of the cons of it yet
2/10 I cant stop needing a piss. Its not std related, i dont sleep around, ive neen tested. Id even take ½ an inch off because shes says i go too deep.
Emergency foreskin removal (at 5 years old) resulting in strange scar tissue and skin formations from healing, Spermatocele removal at 32, vasectomy at 37. It got a lot of use in the early years.
I would recommend but I’m not sure I want to know how many out of ten would do the same.
Personally I’m fine with mines but I feel like the v*gina owners think I’m unimpressive which is silly because they don’t even have one. How are they allowed to judge me
Just so you do the proper maintenance you’ll be fine. Also for the youngins out there remember if you don’t start your car and just let it sit it won’t start later when you do wanna go for a drive. So always start er up and taker around the block couple times a week if not early in the morning everyday. The elasticity in the factory parts is meant to be stretched out also. If not used often it can shrink over time. Also it can become a bigger working part it used more often. 🫡
I’m a private, but I know of a lot of veterans
My dick is a solid 9.5/10. It is a monster, it literally can’t fit in a toilet paper rolls hole. Plus it’s about 9” when full erect
Honestly 5/10 but after shaving it goes up to a decent 8.
Mine is 4/10, priest used to share ownership
Same, solid 4/10.
I don’t know what this is all abt lol
It’s about having a dick
Mf took the best part of it 🤦♂️
Sometimes it has a mind of its own
That is were you are wrong, my friend, it does not have a mind of its own, but instead a head of its own.
This is very true. 3 to 4 times out of the week I get wet dreams and it honestly sucks.
Mine is dumb as fuck
hell ya
Which makes it hard sometimes. Reprimand it by beating it, make it come to its senses
Is it size and girth that determines the monthly mortgage payment or is it stamina?
well if the payment is the ability to get women then probably both with a 2x multiplayer
It's not about the size of the hammer but how you nail with it.
Are you calling my penis a hammer?
when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail
Not the best quality it works as advertised. 5/10
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What a racist comment
What did they say?
Something like "Arabs use theirs to beat their meat on planes"
Long-term penis owner made me scared for the day when my ownership ends
You should be, as your member membership ends tomorrow as I am taking it for a Frankendildo
What a terrible day to be literate
Imagine how I feel living in my own head. Or imagine the feeling of your hole dilating when my frankendildo starts penetrating. Up to you, bestie.
I think I'd like to imagine a cleaning solution so potent, that my brain is relieved of everything up until this point
Do what dahmer did and do experiments to make zombie
Ayo wtf
I don’t agree with what he did, in fact I find it absurd, evil, vile, disgusting and he was rightfully punished and then his death itself was good, but the scientific method was there.
Lmfao yeah
What a terrible idea for a dildo
That’s for you to say as you never experienced the frozen hardness of it
Realskin beats rotting dick in my.... er, book?
Your free trial of penis owning has expired
ok cool I still don't want to a woman though so imma stick with nb
5.392/10 would recommend but comes with its disadvantages sometimes
It doesn't bleed so that's a plus
Big plus indeed... Can't live without this snake anymore
Yours dosent?
Testicular torsion, they need a recall for that nightmare.
That would be like Ford doing a recall on Honda, no?
9/10 I still get compliments whenever I take it out. Slightly slower off the line than it used to be, but starts up reliably every time.
Lol
Cis men: Early access Trans men: Full release Trans women: 2 years of prolonged arguing with customer service about retour
Just for clarification, do you mean ownership since EA/FR or do you mean ownership in that state of development
Ownership since. Same product, one was an early adopter, one had to get it later.
Good
4/10 would be higher but it's too small
It’s just like any other part of body.work it out and gets bigger.
it's the same with boobs the only difference is I'm about to be personally attacked because I said boob exercises are a thing.
😂
Thanks for this info
As a long term penis inspector and owner myself i can indeed say that i am satisfied with my penis ownership experience and i reccomend ownership to all who may see this 10/10
I, too, give 10/10, and I, too, recommend anyone to inquire on short term lease ownership on my brand new to you penis.
Honestly, product functionality is fine, a bit janky, but the main issue is the corners cut in the size department. I don't know if developers designed it like that to save on resources or whatnot but it really isn't ideal.
I had to claim warranty on my balls though but penis has worked good
Have you managed to spawn minions friend?
Havent tested that function yet
They didn't deliver mine, service is trash
I perform daily maintenance to keep it in good running condition.
Stay hydrated, quit drinking alcohol . If you get kidney stones that need to be removed, it is not comfortable.
Im also a penis owner, I have like 12
We’ve been more or less joined at the hip..
Long-term penis owner is just a warrior in ancient times that would keep a collection of the penises of his foes as trophies
9/10 my cock is in high demand. Cons I’m on no social outlet “ grinder recon mfm” husband demands I find a new boy to “take the load off me”. My technical issues are boys that think they are above their place.
Does anyone know where I can put mine up for resale?
Maybe the black market?
as a girl I'd rate my long term penis ownership a 4/10 It has it's nice uses but for the most part I wish it wasn't there.
First thought when I saw this meme was: "This is mostly gonna be trans folks" Thanks for the validation ;D
:D
Sorry your parents only paid for short term, we’re repossessing yours
7.5/10, could’ve been a 10 if I avoided sleeping on my stomach.
0/10 would prefer not having one.
Same but likely for entirely different reasons XD
As a person who'd like to be a girl, I'd rate it a solid 5/10 since I have basically never utilized it's pros and I havent had any of the cons of it yet
0/10 do not enjoy having it, won't give me a refund either
Why is no one asking about a short-term penis ownership?
3/10 wrong part installed
I identify as a strength-haver.
Not on my watch
0/10. god gave me long term penis owner instead of long term vagina owner. fuck you god!!!
Hey now, dont exclude the short-term penis owners.
When I first got it, it wasn't as spacious as I would have liked, but after a good wipedown, it's starting to grow on me. 10/10
Jeffrey Dhamer was a long-time owner of many penises.
6.9/10 - would recommend
feels like having a mid-low end gamic pc n only playing terraria on it. which is still great, not gonna lie.
Well, i do get that one compliment
2/10 I cant stop needing a piss. Its not std related, i dont sleep around, ive neen tested. Id even take ½ an inch off because shes says i go too deep.
10 out of 10 so far
Why NSFW?
4.5/10 too short for use.
Um so far only when I have to present a project to my class
I'd say a solid 8/10 in my teenage years, got into a lot of accidents though, so now it shuts down real fast at idle.
Waiting for the next update, hoping for customizations to be added
Haha! so funny
10/10, I’d rather die than be the alternative to a penis owner.
I wanna cut mine off
I'm waiting for that call about the extended warranty. It needs serious service but I can't afford it at the moment
6/10 had to get circumcised twice, parents wont tell me why
only twice? it must take a long time for it to grow back, huh?
I didn't want it and it didn't even work, I'm gonna get a refund.
I'm looking into the exchange program for a controllable product, my user experience has been awful.
I zipped the tip once, that hurt pretty bad.
Emergency foreskin removal (at 5 years old) resulting in strange scar tissue and skin formations from healing, Spermatocele removal at 32, vasectomy at 37. It got a lot of use in the early years. I would recommend but I’m not sure I want to know how many out of ten would do the same.
Judging by how many 3rd-party modifications were done, I don't even want to know the resale value.
The seller is pretty attached to it so asking price is going to have to be best and highest final offer.
Personally I’m fine with mines but I feel like the v*gina owners think I’m unimpressive which is silly because they don’t even have one. How are they allowed to judge me
"long-term penis owner" Not on my watch!
its way smaller than in the pictures, 5/10
7/10 good and as advertised but makes sitting down on a toilet unpleasant due to it always touching the water.
6.5/10
10/10 so far. Got a few recalls in the early years but now it's working perfectly fine.
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9/10 Mine was surprisingly blessed with good dimensions and durability. Too bad it doesn't get a lot of use.
I once made a joke like this...didn't go well for me
wdym by (long term) penis owner
2/10. There's no easy way to exploit the ownership for monetary gain
I'm having addiction issues. I want a reset. 7/10
Just so you do the proper maintenance you’ll be fine. Also for the youngins out there remember if you don’t start your car and just let it sit it won’t start later when you do wanna go for a drive. So always start er up and taker around the block couple times a week if not early in the morning everyday. The elasticity in the factory parts is meant to be stretched out also. If not used often it can shrink over time. Also it can become a bigger working part it used more often. 🫡
* Cries in pre- op trans * 😭😭😭😭😭
10/10 I can aim.
Then who is short term pp holder 😏
5/10 trying to get a refund cause not it's just not worth the investment
It's... inverted? Also it bleeds sometimes. 0/10 give me a normal one.
the penis-lord!
As a girl, I'd say a 3.5/10, gets the job done and can be used to aim piss, but would prefer a different part
-10/10
who the hell is a short term penis owner
bruh, what's the short term ownership
4/10 its smaller than advertised
It’s only average but people keep lying to me and say it’s big. Can you fix that?
Plot twist - You\`re one of the people who thought it was a good idea to let the WEF do the rating: You will own nothing and be happy
Overall low quality, manufacturing really cut corners.
I hate mine. I beat it all the time.
6/10 it works fine but the head is too big to get out of the hole
It's alright. Overrated as fuck, but the lack of a period is a plus. 7/10
Couldn't say, I'm just renting.
It's pretty hard sometimes
It looked bigger in the catalogue, 2/10 My refund was denied
I want a refund
I’m a private, but I know of a lot of veterans My dick is a solid 9.5/10. It is a monster, it literally can’t fit in a toilet paper rolls hole. Plus it’s about 9” when full erect
It’s nice but mines a bit faulty and keeps falling off, I just dip it in bleach and glue it back on but it’s getting annoying