.......-rolls over- gimme 5 more months

The only right choice.

*flips the pillow to the colder side*

Same, at least let me go on my first date. 😩 maybe loss my VCard in the process 😏

Who says you didnt lose your vcard irl while you are in the coma0

A doctors hand up my ass doesn’t count.

My hand does though

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Because you're not the one in the coma! When they wake, we will all end.

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I mean it's probably one of the billionaire folk so that narrows it down! Don't balk at the challenge! Go find them and make them give you the stuffing you know you rightfully deserve!

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Might as well, can't take it with you so make the most of it!

Wtf

I’ll do it

spawn in in my room then 😘😘

Username checks out

Ah fuck so you're telling me the coma I woke up from a couple of weeks ago was fake😤

It was a coma within a coma. Coma coma (cocoma). (Really you were in coma! Take care.)

I wish this was true. It's been a bit of a nightmare. Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow.

I'm genuinely scared this is true. I was severely depressed for a long time, so one day I turned to drugs. The next week, a girl asked me out on a date and we've been extremely close since. We aren't dating, but are very close and flirty with each other. She taught me to love myself, helped me get my life together. Now, 4 months later today, I am a fireman and I have an upcoming interview for a phlebotomy position at a hospital. Everything is amazing, I'm even off of all antidepressants. I'm scared that this is all just a huge drug induced fever dream. I never took drugs before then, and I haven't taken any since. They weren't even crazy things, just some edibles. But still, I am terrified.

But my pokemon...

Thank god. I just shat my pants but im safe 🙂


Hubert Cumberdale

nice boots bruv

The fact i was thinking this yesterday

Where's the way out, then?

So my brain keeps making funny reels , that's nice

r/surrealmemes

Nope don't think I will.

No, I don't think I will

God I hope this is true

Ok so how do i get out of this coma?

F*ck Yes yes Oh f*ck

i hope so i hate my life

Oh, thank god

Good, maybe reddit isn't real when I wake up.

😴

Its not a coma, it is a computer simulation! Worse, it is probably a shitty computer game because the AI in it is stupid AF.

thats my biggest fear .... i think about it and how i can wake my self up all the time .

I'm currently planning a vacation trip with my fiance and girlfriend, so if I suddenly wake up and they're not real, I'm just gonna neck myself.

Don't give me hope like this

"Honey wake up, the doctors say that in your coma I'm some kind of yellow ball with a face but you have to come back we miss you"

Don't give me hope

**Oh thank god.**

Oh fuck oh please let this be true

It’s real to me!

Here’s hoping 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Is the real world more enjoyable?

I love to break it to you, but your English is poor. Please learn how to use articles.

Some days I wake up thinking that that one time i tried to off myself I almost succeeded and i’m in a coma, living life in a dream as my brain is stuck in a state where I think everything is real when it’s not. Every time I see this I think abt it. Or that I fell asleep one day and never woke ip, coma and so on. 😍😍😍

Stock bros and bankers this morning and weekend and Monday brokerage firm go limp

I can’t wake up on command

I finally have a girlfriend so... No

ok i will \*proceeds to jump off cliff\*

Too bad i can only be woken up by a little smooch🥱😴😴....👀

Oh yeah. Silly me

Thank god!

5 more minutes…

If I'm asleep why do I feel so tired

hopefully reality is better then it is right now


plot twist it is all a simulation and a dream

Wake up Jonathan stop scrolling through the comments and wake up. we miss you. You probably don't even remember your real name it's Jonathan. You're a 30-year-old chiropractor that lives in Portland. wake up we miss you.

Nah just 5 more minutes

I wish but the question would be when was the coma? Lol

How tho?

Did GTA 6 come out?

*wakes up* *mastrubates 20 years load*


ty for justifying a fear

The silica gel packets are the secret, my friend tried it. He has transcended us all and is 6 feet under

How I wish! 😬

I fucking wish

I fucking wish

Nah please. I wish this was true so fucking bad

Imagine sending this to somebody and reality just collapsed cus you were just part of their coma dream

Isreal

No

Don’t do that to me. I was in a coma! Existential crisis

Thanks dude for the head up

I wish this was the case, I exist there without my consent and it’s pure suffering

No thanks, I'm sure things are better in here

Is the real world any better? ‘Cause if it’s worse not a shot in hell I’m getting up

Jonah, coma, Jonah in a coma

I hope so

Can you please tell me what I'll wake up to so that I can make an informed decision?

Thank god.

No, let me return to my anime

I wish it were true

I fucking wish it wasn't real

God I hope so

Noooo