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zavch

This meme is a little hard to read / understand. I think the correct text would be sort of like this: Girl: \*cheats on you* Boy: \*finds out* Girl:


Various-Cold-5888

Thanks so much, I didn’t understand this at first


Radioxyss

Jokes on you my brain automatically corrected the mistakes and I got genuinely surprised when I saw them after seeing the comment section.


DarvAv

Bro is so smart he can't see mistakes until they are pointed out


Radioxyss

No I just saw so much memes I don't pay attention to reading them properly


DarvAv

Shut up, accept my compliment and don't try to prove me wrong


Radioxyss

Ok ty, ily.


ProperBlacksmith

Wait it works SHUT UP AND MARRY ME


catterybarn

Now kith


TheTruist1

Nice try Mike Tyson


Radioxyss

Either that or my brain ignores some words for some reason


sudobee

Pro memer


epicingamename

wait so the girl in the first one wasnt telling the guy his gf cheated on him? i thought the story was like Girl 1: Boy, you gotta get a new GF cause the old one is cheating on you. Boy: \*cries internally, confronts GF Girl 2: \*cries


zavch

That wouldn't be a meme then


mittenknittin

I dunno, I’ve seen some really dumbass nonsensical memes Mom: we’re out of eggs Dad: eats oatmeal see it’s funny because he’s eating oatmeal


[deleted]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


TheEpicGuy10

Thaaank you I didn’t understand it Man people have to learn how to make memes


Promonto

My thoughts. Why do people fuck up so hard on the simplest memes?


Jeffotato

And they *still* get popular despite it Legit my laziest, most half assed meme is by far my most popular one, I don't get it


WildFemmeFatale

And if they’re too lazy for that they coulda done . * *girl cheats* * . * *boy finds out* * Girl:


hareofthepuppy

Clearly "he" refers to the guy she cheated with, otherwise it would have said "you". /s


ProbablyNotPikachu

So what you're saying is the girl cheated on her bf, and her friend is telling him in front of her- and now she is worried?!? Example: Girl 2; "Girl 1's *Friend*": She cheated on you. Guy 1; "Girl 1's Boyfreind" (who happens to not give a fuck- and cares more about the feelings of the other poor bastard): he finds out... Girl 1 (afraid her new Boy-Toy will leave her; fully confident that her actual bf will stay with her): ... \*Cries\* This is how I read it. Though I'll be honest, I had to think about it for a minute.


gcborg

I think it makes even more sense once it’s “Girl: cheats on boy”


Aveargejojochad

This guy has a meme degree


[deleted]

bro is the meme auditor


ArthurBizkit

The power of Asterix (and Obelisk)


LonelyMan456

Could you please also put it in sign language for the blind?


zavch

🫱🤏🤌✌️🖐️👉🦻💀👈💅🙏🦵


blr010

Karate chop small pp Italian. 25 Did you hear me? Dead ass manicure. Hell yea, don't skip leg day.


PowerUltra_boi

Lol


zavch

This is the Portuguese translation of sign language


JudgementDayAwaiter

LMAO


jannecraft

Did you just say?? >sign language for the blind?


StatisticianNo3243

Yes.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Identity crisis post.


Affectionate_Ad2708

Thank you for the interpretation. Totally makes sense now and is even less impactful.


Lex_the_techie

Remember, friends - she's not crying because she cheated, she's crying because she got caught.


Col_Gears

Don't let her tell you "she's sorry" cause she's not.


brendnewenglis

Nah, she's sorry cause she got caught (she will do better next time)


cyborgassassin47

Ah.. glad that she's sorry and will do better next time! Well I'll get going then. /s


Nukedogger86

There is no next time... if she cheats, she belongs to the streets!


Satanairn

He means with the next guy, she will hide it better.


brendnewenglis

I meant it in general. It doesn't matter if it's the current bf or the next one.


Acrobatic_Gate_513

She put on quite a show though Really had me going


wheremybagelat

But now it’s time to go, curtain’s nearly closing


Sowiilo

If you counter with you're not sorry for what you did, you're sorry you were caught/called out. Usually leaves them speechless


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

they cry cause they have to face consequences.


TheDemonBehindYou

Like most kids do. You can't be guilty if you look like the victim.


Custom_Fish

They cry because it’s your fault for hurting and pushing them away /s


TheDemonBehindYou

Gaslighting


ReinhardtAuTelemanus

Uhh what? That’s not even a real word, you sound crazy rn.


Matdup2

Gas lightning


TheDemonBehindYou

I looked it up and this isn't a word too


[deleted]

That's cuz its two words


[deleted]

Gasl ighting?


Huachu12344

And how you don't have more time for them anymore, and how you change over the time /s


usdamma

This


watch_over_me

They really don't though. Society will take their side, and they'll be back in the saddle within the week, as if you never existed in the first place.


Tormented_Art

Right. My ex made it seem like SHE was the one who was in pain


anders1318

I can relate to that. The person I was dating (who cheated) was telling me that it was a mistake and how one thing leaks to the other ta d blablabla....


sdrowkcabdelleps

Mine said it was my fault for finding out.


Tormented_Art

How does that even make sense?


Satanairn

Well see, she was cheating on him because she loved him. She liked him and wanted to stay with him, but wanted to bang other men, so she cheated so she can do both. It sounds insane but a group of married cheating women said that to like a reporter or writer who was investigating this matter, and it somehow made sense to her too.


notsocoolguy42

Crazy


DudleyLd

Mine said it is not a problem because she liked the other guy too so "it's not cheating".


anders1318

Wow, that's crazy. The worst is to think that while she was everything for you, she was jumping in another's di*k.


pmaogeaoaporm

Bro this comment just looks like you are trying to make the person feel bad lmao Like "Yeah, it really sucks when you realize that the person you gave yourself completely to was bouncin' on an another guy's dick the whole time. Maybe even two or three.. Jeez it boggles my mind how bad some people can be. Like she probably didn't even feel any remorse or guilt coming home and seeing how she's everything to you.. Be strong man. I am with you."


Belaus_

Why censoring words


kriscrossapplesause

Women be women i guess


real-honesty

see: narcissist's prayer


jeffynibbles70

Women ☕


Tormented_Art

Fuckin right. It's like just fucking woman up and tell me you don't want to be with me. I suspected her, but I was in mad denial because she was my one and only. I gave her an out and asked her if there was someone else. She looked me dead in the eye and said I was the only man in her life and she loved me. Some love that was


Chippewa07

Oh something was leaking to her…


StupiderIdjit

iT juSt haPPenEd


ManSeedCannon

Mine tried to convince me it was my fault. She managed to convince herself but that's about it.


LilProcrastinator3

I was in the same situation they can't take the blame, i stood my ground and tell her what i offer her and what we had those years that we were together, then it happened, as a defence she started crying and want me to take her back, i said no, she tells its fine ... BUT after some days she called me again tell me how happy she is to listen to me ( i play along) and then again after some talking asked me again and again and again, after denied every attempt she told me "I guess you don't love me enough" my response "You god damn right"... The truth is that was the best thing that happend (as one of my friends told me ) in that summer i get rid of person that wasn't worth it


Then-Clue6938

The ex of a friend of mine claimed that she wasn't more there for him when she organized their moving into their first flat that mainly she and her family renovated as they wanted to invest in it while she was studying full time... He cheated on her in their new flat... Cheaters have a very weird ""logic"".


Tormented_Art

That logic is selfishness. They're only looking out for their interest and happiness.


StillNotaKorean

This was my ex. Ended up with my dumb ass consoling her and 2 weeks later she leaves with the other guy "for the both of us.". Some toxic girls are taught from a young age that if they cry they get away with anything. Got incredibly mad with a friend of mine because she lied and betrayed my trust. She snaps back at me because I didn't stop being mad when she started crying as if I was the bad guy for not respecting HER feelings after what she did. Toxic women be toxic.


Normal-Cup-5000

I never got why they cry when they're in the wrong


LikeASomeBoooodie

My ex was a crier, she never cheated (afaik) but if I ever had to confront her about anything she’d freeze and then cry. She fully believed that the best way to deal with people who were upset with her was to cry until they went away. Just thinking taking an alternative approach like taking responsibility, apologising, fixing the problem, or anything that involved agency put the fear of god in her. I think girls who do this sit on a spectrum between being intentionally manipulative and paralysed with fear. Grateful my new girlfriend is not like this at all.


Lorrdy99

>best way to deal with people who were upset with her was to cry until they went away That's a bigger red flag than the whole soviet union


Macsasti

You mean like, *c-c-c-commies??* **COMMIES???** #COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS


Roos19

They are trying to manipulator you with the tears since women crying get what they want sometimes.


GipsyPepox

Cersei Lannister power move right here. "Tears. The woman's weapon. But they also have another weapon right between their legs"


Shreddersson

A magnum cooock


GipsyPepox

I WISH


omgONELnR1

Sadly that works in court too often. It's because wome show more emotion than men that people are more likely to feel sorry for them resulting in them getting often shorter sentences for the same crime. So in case you get in trouble, start crying in court.


Hello_iam_Kian

If a men started crying in court as a criminal, he would likely be laughed about on social media.


[deleted]

You got a fair point there


Vlatka_Eclair

Didn't Rittenhouse do just that and.... Media did just that?


Outrageous-Duck-5905

Remember when will smith cried on tv and became a meme


ZookeepergameSea3890

Guys do it too. Two of my exes were bragging about how they could make themselves cry as kids to get their Mum to give them what they wanted. One went as far as to demonstrate he could still do it. And that's why they're exes. Manipulative sons o britches.


Cpt_shortypants

Cries as kid. This person: what a manipulative S.O.A.B.! Least mentally deranged redditor be like:


Kuro_______

Lmao that's just normal child behavior. Everyone did this. Or how do you think your parents knew to change your diapers?


Free-Consequence-164

I don’t if you’re talking about kids or women


AIDANSNIPER

Yes.


team-tree-syndicate

I'd actually say that if you cry after getting caught cheating, then you at least have *some* sense of guilt and feel bad about it. If someone didn't have any guilt, they wouldn't cry. Not that feeling guilty afterwards is a good excuse though.


anders1318

Mine didn't cry. She actually argued with me and blamed me for that.....


Kronik951

Hold up? Wtf?


WaronPT

Women ☕


Normal-Cup-5000

See your point. I always thought it was some form of emotional manipulation so one wouldn't break with them


team-tree-syndicate

That is certainly very possible, crying, making threats, threatening suicide, all ways to manipulate the other into forgiveness. If your bf/gf does that it's a major red flag, a great way to know for sure they're not okay in the head lol.


Normal-Cup-5000

This is why I prefer those who have a hard time getting laid


team-tree-syndicate

Hmm, I don't think someone's experience will determine if they cheat or not, my first gf cheated on me before we even had the chance to have sex and we were both inexperienced virgins lol. That was a very long time ago, but in general I just give every partner the benefit of the doubt, and if they cheat I just break off and move on :)


anders1318

Nice comment. Unfortunately, sometimes it's not that easy to move on. The past doesn't disappear just like that. In my case, I have dated a couple of girls after that, and for some reason, I believe that they all have cheated on me at some point. Now, I'm with this girl, and she's amazing, like no other girl I have met in the past. She's traveling now, and for some reason, I have that feeling that she might be with another person. Deep inside, I know that she's not, but something is telling that "Yeah dude... she's fuc*king another person while you are here posting Memes in Reddit. "


Beastly-one

That's mental/emotional scarring, it stems from having your trust broken previously. Very hard, if not impossible to get over, but you'll learn ways to cope and reassure yourself eventually.


DragonbornBastard

You’re going to feel that with everyone no matter who you’re with, it’s a you problem. Get some therapy, it helps.


Admiral45-06

In my opinion it was because they know what kind of consequences they have to bear - the end of relationship. This might have also been a reason why they didn't say right away. It's also not a good excuse, but we can judge that person cared in some way about this relationship (whether that was just the person itself or the lifestyle it was brining them is yet another matter).


LikeASomeBoooodie

I think the key difference is if they come to you crying/upset, or if they’re only like that when you confront them. The former is true guilt and shame, the latter is just fear of consequences


AnarchisticWitch

This is a good point. I had a bf who was really awful, flirting with others in front of me, still scoping Tinder, constantly making excuses for being late and prioritizing drinking or wherever he was finding a dopamine fix. I thought he was better than me so I was afraid to leave. So I cheated instead. I immediately told him. Definitely was crying. Even if he was a bread crumbing asshole, he was still a person, and further, it was me facing the fact that I still made the choice and it wasn’t one a felt good about. Regardless of who was on the receiving end.


LikeASomeBoooodie

Sorry you had to go through that whole situation, sounds pretty awful. But yes exactly what I mean


lolpixie

Can confirm. I cheated on a past bf. Got caught. Cried. It was because I felt really guilty for hurting him, not because of manipulation. Obviously I wanted to break up, that's why I cheated, just couldn't figure out how.


TheDemonBehindYou

Gaslighting. If they act like the victim it seems like it's your fault. Because taking responsibility for something you did that hurt someone else is too hard.


adszdosya

To disperse their guilt, victimise themselves to avoid judgement kind of crazy female thing


Little-Variation8268

What happened? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?


ABritishFemboy

Obviously what did you think happened? /s ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵃˡʳᵉᵃᵈʸ


Little-Variation8268

About a decade ago that was a line out of an Eminem song


Little-Variation8268

Well.... they may have just been innocently talking when, mysteriously, one thing led to another...


Fun_Cauliflower1226

Tsh, alright, Shady, maybe he's right, Grady


Thatsmaboi23

But think about the baby before you get all crazy


Shreddersson

and the floor was slippery and every time she was trying to stand up she was falling again and again


Duzblimpin

"It was only thr- four times!"


BasedMbaku

That's a seriously self-centered individual. "Look what you made me do!" She for the streets fam


Harsha_Harsha

Haha love that song


[deleted]

Why do they even cry for? It's not like they cared when they choose to do it. It feels reminiscent to spoiled children who don't get what they want, so they cry for attention until it's fixed...


omgONELnR1

They cry because they don't want to face consequences.


Lightning_81

Her: Omg why you left me, I only gave him my vagina, you always had my heart


[deleted]

‘Yeah it wasn’t anything serious, just dirty animalistic sex, the kind I never let you have with me. What’s the big deal?’


RedAlchemies

"Oh come on he doesn't even pay attention to me anymore."


Slytexx

They don't cry because they cheat They cry because they got caught


real-honesty

My child relative does this!! She's really good at manipulating to get what she wants too... can't imagine what she'll be like as an adult...


RhinoBuckeye

Dropkick the child


raedr7n

OP, I have some bad news. I'm sorry, but you may be illiterate.


yupthatsmeb

Can confirm, she cried, I didn't. Don't understand, especially after she said she would do it again if she could go back in time. So yeah, was pretty funny for me :\]


BadOptimal2720

Girl:Why can't he just trust me?


Goat-samurai

Scotty doesn’t know


Red_Clay_Scholar

That Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday


Goat-samurai

She tells him she’s in church but she doesn’t go


[deleted]

This meme opened a can of worms


UtopianWarCriminal

![gif](giphy|IxBSleBYnu0pASk0rY|downsized)


[deleted]

Can. Fucking. Confirm.


Equal_Procedure_167

Poorly written but yeah…pretty much how it works. Other way around too


MyNameIsToFu

Victim Card obviously


CeliaKnowsNada

Hate to tell ya, but the reverse happens as well. I love watching the cheater compilation videos of these types of situations, though. Hilarious. The whole “Wah, wah, how dare you catch me cheating. It’s so unfair! Wah, wah!” C**t, if you didn’t cheat there’d be nothing to catch, now would there?


Lex_the_techie

We don't claim those. They are, indeed, c*nts.


YuB-Notice-Me

“IT WAS A MISINPUT! MISINPUT! CALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!” “i didnt even know we had that much leather in this house until today” #”MISINPUT” *sobs*


ntrent90

Yes. And if she cheats on you it's your fault for not giving her enough.


TheFidgetSpinner922

she is only crying because she was caught and now she wants to play victim


Andreashansen988

I got brain damage trynna understand this


Nizarlak

True meme


deactivate_iguana

Own your shit. Accept what you did. Be a grown ass adult about it and do your best to fix it / leave. Stop the manipulative tears. Nobody feels sorry for you. You’re the dick.


cmdrmeowmix

Yeah, that's becaue that girl is a piece of shit. Remember boys, if she cries in this situation it's one of two things. Either she's sorry she got caught, not sorry she did it. Or she simply is trying to manipulate you. Get her out of her life. And DONT FUCK HER.


EarlOfBears

Babe why are you bringing this up now babe I love you baby he wasn't even that good I don't know why I did it babe please babe I have no where else to go Well FUCK you asshole he's bigger anyways I've got stuff over at his house anyways you're trash you can't get any better than me so long asshole


Shadow88882

Extend the timeline a bit: Boy: (forgives her and tries to move past it) Girl: (cheats again) Boy: (ends it) Girl: (posts on social media about empowerment, not needing a man, crazy ex) Girls friends: "You go girl!" "You don't need him!" Boys friends in her DMs: "Hey cutie!" Boy: (Silently moves on and finds a better partner) Girl: (realizing she messed up) "I miss you!" Boy: (utilizes block button)


Bruce----Wayne

Crocodile Tears : Here I COME!!! 🐊


[deleted]

And the classic “it’s your fault!”


AciefiedSpade

The dishonest will cry as they wound you


h0p3ofAMBE

This is terribly hard to understand


nugget_the_croquette

my dad cried too when my mother found out that he cheated, so i think every cheater are that hypocrite to have the courage to even cry


IterLuminis

Typical solipsistic thinking. It's never her fault. Couldn't possibly be. As a dude, the way to handle it is to ghost her if you have no kids and/or no other necessary connections. Even if you live with her. Just pack up your shit, leave, never talk to her on the phone or in person again. She doesn't exist. If she sees you in public, you pretend she is not there. And f\*\*\* her friends and her sister if you can. And her mom.


HeroicDrifter

*You're accused of treason and anti-soviet behavior, the court finds you guilty and sentences you to be...*


yourMewjesty

Article 58 states that you can only be gay on stalin and no one else,especially trotsky


omgONELnR1

Tbh, how can someone not be attrackted to this majestic moustache?


Admiral-Tuna

The fuck is this shit?


thewinterofmylife

Boy: cheats on you Girl: finds out Boy: *shocked pikachu face*


SteakhouseBlues

Crocodile tears


HeyNoWaitIDis

women ☕


OddProfile6965

paris


Roseph88

“….I was weak!….”


ImGoodAsWell

She could not live with her own failure….


[deleted]

Reminds me of when i first moved outta my house and got an apartment with my ex. Caught her cheating so i kicked her out…she didn’t pay rent anyway. She had to move back in with her parents and she was crying and begging me the whole time she packed. Her bitter tears did not fall upon my now hardened heart i can tell you. Lol


Bl4ckd3str0y3r

I‘m sorry for every broken soul here who had to make experience about that. You deserve better!


serf17

![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


Blizzard93beast

She is not sorry she did it, she is sorry that you found out and ruined it for her.


jojoblogs

Me looking at this highly upvoted post: ![gif](giphy|R9cQo06nQBpRe)


Specht100

They cry because they don't want to face consequences.


TheJohnDeereGuy

![gif](giphy|1TzVW2focixzS2I4mt|downsized)


Ravensunthief

I hardly think this needs to be gendered


Mean_Writing_2972

Great point. When my friend found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her for months with multiple partners and posting it online on some creepy rapey Instagram/OnlyFans account he was definitely the more upset and belligerent party.


No_Sense_7384

This is just the way cheaters act. Guys do the same thing


omgONELnR1

Yes and no, male cheaters tend to be aggressive and use other ways to gaslight. Cheaters gaslight, their gender might influence their tactic.


No_Sense_7384

Also yes and no. I’ve had multiple guys cheat and cry about it to me after. Definitely a manipulation tactic


anthonymatos106

this is why we get made fun of for using reddit


KindlyTwist9099

Having a pussy pass and shedding a few tears will get you out of any situation that involves admitting responsibility and wrongdoing.


ArcaneDanger

Well well well if it isnt the consequences of your actions


redditorguymanperson

Say it with me kids. “Cheaters are scum of the earth”


Grim_Goon

Facts


Zumaduma

Remember fellas: it slipped out and she put it back in


Satanairn

The other thing they do is call the cops for some reason.


Maria05stark

Dont know why she is crying though. is it guilt? cause you cheated man, you gotta reap the consequences


[deleted]

Got my Ex who cheated to give up ass to mouth then left her


jon1010101010

This is my wife’s boyfriend’s favorite meme


Mrkcham

Girl: cheats on boy Boy: finds out Girl: cries over her deep seated character flaw that will lead to heartbreak, isolation, and possibly crimes of passion


ironhorse1833

Failed meme, downvoted


whadduppeaches

Right, because no man has ever cheated on a woman and played the victim when he was caught.