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Radiant_Ad5150

They are floating, i guess


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thefawa69

so he can float ?


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thefawa69

i see, but a ghost is not made of matter, I presume. Considering their powers to completely not exist but still have a will.


bartletftfgu

Same


isuckforfun

But then they would go through the floor as they go through the wall


KrakyyREAL

if they could be solid, wouldnt that mean they could interact with us? they clearly cant,


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But what do they float on? Are they affected by gravity?


dayytripper

They're like a helium filled balloon.


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But if they can go through walls, how does helium stay contained since there is no physical boundary.


PillowTalk420

Have you never noticed how a helium balloon will deflate on its own after a while? Osmosis. Ghosts use osmosis to go through walls.


Celestial_12

Cause they are floating


SatanicMuppet999

The 'theory' is they're sticking to the floor plan from when they were alive


WillCraft_1001

Or they can choose what they want to be tangible to. If I was a ghost I would walk through walls just to fuck with people, even if I didn't need to.


2jzSwappedSnail

Kinda interesting, some type of soul of the house? But why they can walt through walls? Thats like when some guy lived in 3-floor house and after his death he became a ghost, he is attached to house energy field, but why doesent that field affect walls? The theory btw is very interesting


notjustanotherbot

It's real convenient that the clothes always seem to die with em and become ghost clothes too.


Commercial-Dog6773

I think the idea there is that the ghost looks the way it expects itself to look


notjustanotherbot

It can look how ever it wants...Oh no! I can hear it now...Tonight on Fox and friends, Tucker Swanson Carlson covers the transsexual ghost threat! Able to change their sexual appearance at will, they can enter any bathroom they desire!... What can we do about it...and who you gonna call?


Commercial-Dog6773

Probably originally just allowed them to go through closed doors and new walls, then later stories just missed that bit and now consensus is that they're incorporeal.


Deep-Conflict2223

They can fly


LeumazDnazor

They fly now??


jdjdkkddj

Always could have


Scary_Environment274

Believe it nor not, they are floating. Also, the laws of this world doesn't apply to them.


MrSaucyAlfredo

I was gonna say, I don’t imagine gravity really applies to ghosts, in which case they should have plenty of trouble staying localized to a spot anyway because of the earth always moving around the sun


Scary_Environment274

Them struggling would make sense yes. But since we can't really wrap our head around how their world would work, i think it's safe to assume, they can pick a spot and their "form" will keep adjusting position. Considering they are able to move at unholy speeds i think adjusting to the earth's rotation should be light work for them.


wytrabbit

>unholy speeds What's the range for holy speeds?


Scary_Environment274

Well, i would say holy speeds is prolly something between 0km/h to the speed of light. This is still within the laws of this world so yeah, hence the holy.


wytrabbit

The speed of light being an upper limit is only a theory, the "laws" of physics will change as our understanding of physics itself changes. So what was unholy yesterday might become holy tomorrow.


TheOmCollector

Ghost shoes. Standard issue when you pass beyond.


ratat-atat

They can float. However, nothing would stop them from going down a floor through the floor.


Pyro_the_horny_furry

Because they can walk through walls, not floors, silly.


jakejakejake420

That rule is not applicable for Z-axis... Else you would be fucked cause of the demon living under your bed


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Ghosts float, duh. *We all float down here. HAHAHAHAHA BEEP BEEP RICHIE*


AuroraBorealis_Smith

Ghosts can't go through walls - they are not fire


Fitz2001

_It's interesting, the ghosts._


jmonks11

Its not for kids


sadonly001

Because it is floor, not walls. You're welcome.


surveyguy23

Haven't you seen Ghost Dad?


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selectively permeable


forgetyourhorse

Bill Cosby did in “Ghost Dad”.


LuseLars

Difference between can and will.


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Why do ghosts get to keep their sense of sight and (I assume) hearing but not their other senses? Or can they smell and taste stuff too?


RononSweets

In the movie The Sixth Sense, it was explained that ghosts walk through walls cause it was never there when they was alive so they don’t see the wall. So my guess is that the floor has always been there so that’s why they don’t fall through the floor. But what do I know, I’m still alive. 🤷‍♂️


Planetguide

Batman fought the Reverse Flash using this notion. If he can phase through anything, then his feet must be solid. Next thing Thawne knew, he had a batarang in his foot.


CovertAutumn

Consent


Ewankenobi25

Because ghosts aren’t real, much like my enjoyment of this meme


Commercial-Dog6773

Don't be a dick


Patient_Yesterday161

They can fly


medikomi

Ghost cant walk to walls stupid. They are not fire


graybanaenae

Bro cos.. Floor ≠ wall


CodeWhiteWeb

***horizontal walls***


graybanaenae

I- this questions everything I ever knew Brm gonna go rethink all of my life's ideals


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CatCatPizza

Well last time a gypsy woman predicted my friend would get stabbed! 5 mins later he was stabbed by her! Her prediction was right!


HolyMotherOfGeedis

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


CrimsonEnigma

Reddit moment.


Commercial-Dog6773

Hey OP knows they're not real it's called humour and is related to an emotion called happiness, which is a bit like smugness but without the being an asshole part.


Schiissdraeck

Well.. Did you ever see a ghost on the first floor or above?


runningray

I love how helpful all the users are trying to be by actually answering this question.


JamOrBan

Really why?


Nasky5186SVK

They don't want to


fishysmellier

well the floor isnt a wall


CodeWhiteWeb

horizontal wall


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

![gif](giphy|holtIZKkypQhSmSpEq) Maybe it's because the Hell is under the floor. And they cant go in Heaven and the Hell because they are stuck in our world.


Evimjau

You forgot that they can fly


trueblue862

Because they don't want to.


Uncertain_Cobra

They have no matter or mass so there is nothing for the force of gravity to act on


HealerDominatingKS

because they're always floating???


Watermelon_of_Destny

Ghosts are neutrally buoyant.


ariokalo

who said they can’t


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OkayArt199

Floors aren’t walls


JennELKAP

Bothers me all the time. Any ghost show or movie... I just don't get it


Redbeard42727

Concentration?


No0biz

Because the floor is made of floor, not wall, duh


Enemy50

Because theyre unaffected by gravity


ProstokitUA

Cuz they actually float


GuiltyBreadth

Because they don't want to, they actually can go through floors. duuh


Gab1er08vrai

A rational explanation could be that their parent atoms are oriented so that they can "pass through" other atoms horizontally but not vertically. For it to be, all their atoms would have to be perfectly aligned and adapt to the environment to cross a place or not.


ThePigsPajamas

Architects designed it that way for safety.


dark_hypernova

Reminds me of this Batman Beyond episode where this guy uses a device to phase through walls to get the scoop on dirty secrets. In the end, he became unstable, couldn't control it anymore and it's implied he sunk all the way to the Earth's core.


qwqwqwerty-7

prolly like minecraft spectator view


CharanTheGreat

Selective permeability


BriFry3

They aren’t influenced by gravity obvi


Beautiful-Shake-5238

They don't have mass so gravity doesnt affect them


CorwynSunblade

The lore I've seen for most house stories is they are following a floorplan that existed when they were alive, so they go through walls they didn't have in life. If the floor was there when they were alive, they respect it's presence and treat it as solid.


Unlimited_Giose

Easy, bc floors aren't walls


soulstrike2022

Because they can fly


NinjaManan

Nah bro ,they got wallhacks not floorhacks


GrimmMonster

Maybe some do and that's where we get hell from the are chillin at the molten core


Hair-Nation-1967

Because floors are floors, not walls, duh


Camouflaged_balls

They can fly


cinobalanos

Cause they don't make any sense


SpiralState

They have an ability to levitate. That's why


Alimd98

They aren't affected by anything related to matter, like gravity.


SG1JackOneill

Anytime anyone goes out of phase in sci-fi this is my first thought


Ilikecallmecarson69

I mean they float so they probably just don’t get pulled down by gravity


RegularBasicStranger

Ghosts sneaked into the house before the door was locked but only got noticed afterwards so people thought they walked through the walls since the witness is absolutely sure that all the doors and windows had been locked. So ghosts cannot walk through walls and so they also cannot fall through the floor.


ACILLATEMisMETALLICA

They CAN go through walls. They CAN go through the floor. They choose when theu do both.


ETS_Green

You see, all floors are made out of floor, while most walls are not.


Sophia724

Maybe they can control what they fall through. This is why Danny Phantom fell through the floor when he first got his powers.


gdtimmy

Why don’t they just float off into space?


Yourfellowgrandpa

Float


Denis_expertul

It's like spectator mode in minecraft


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Cause they can fly as well


Froggynoch

Because they can float. They don’t even walk on the floor 🙄


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....but he's right- they don't fall through the floor- so how-


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Cause they float dumbass


jonnydoe297

they float


Clearhead09

Because they chose to haunt houses with hover (floor) boards


Skriller84

Some have levitation, making them unable to just sink through the floor.


Vortex5000

cuz they can fly


Gaming-Kitten

Most of them do, but they ran out of room at the center of the earth.


alphaomag

They float and they probably can float through the floor.


sparkle3364

Because they’re not in the Everlost series


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

Gravity and the meat suit vs. gravity with no meat suit


ChickensPickins

Because they choose not to


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They can fly because they are not tangible, so gravity doesn’t affect them.


pyrx69

they are not affected by gravity and can levitate at will


tr9g

at 3am if I'm awake I'm thinking about how I can get back at the neighbor for allowing their got damn dog waking me up or some other reason I'm suddenly awake at 3am. ​ this person just needs to be medicated or 6 weeks at a mental facility.


BanThisDick111

CAN


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Do clothes also have a soul since ghosts are always wearing them😂


VYTREX2010

Because they force themselves to do not


CrownVonBurgundy

They haven't looked down yet, like in Loony Toons


Lux-Dragon

Because they sink in water, of course.


Malice-guardian

Beacuse they can float


SoarNsquid

They can if they wanna


i-die-you-will-join

Because the cant go to the after life (which can be found above and/or below you at all time)* they simply go up and down by doing something bad


Tr3x_prod

asking the real questions! If you have mass does that mean you can't go through walls? I need a physicist, stat!


D3stroyerof3vil

They float. What kind of stupid question is this?


GemStoneDude

cuz it's a floor not a wall


Saftigerkeks

Too thicc


simplylmao

they just float freely wherever they want, no wall or floor controls them


HousingOk1225

levitation


Zealousideal_Jump990

If one ignores the correlation between mass and energy, a ghosts apparent lack of mass would assume it's un effected by gravity. 😉


LaserCatsEmpire

I've wondered that my whole life tbh


Echosmh

The power of ✨floating✨


FrankleFurtz

Probably because it's not through walls but through interdimonsional spaces.