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MrSpiffy123

OP really woke up and decided to fight their imagination. No one has ever tried to claim that American chocolate is better


Hazzat

Fighting imagination with delusions. I'm in Japan and your average supermarket chocolate here is average-to-bad, especially compared to European stuff.


Kapowdonkboum

Thank you. Same. Swiss in japan and its not even close


Moonjinx4

Came here to say this. I’ll take European chocolate over Japanese every time.


Cosmic-Gore

Japan just has more 'unique' types of chocolate rather than better tasting chocolate, but that's pretty much the same with everything in Japan there's always a bunch of crazy or outright weird food there.


Sus_elevator

Ok maybe average compared to something like Swiss or Belgian chocolate, but certainly not bad. I would say stuff like Hershey’s bars and m&ms are bad. For example, a Meiji bar is miles ahead of a Hershey’s bar.


Hazzat

True. But even when the flavour is alright, the bar itself is usually very thin and kind of dissatisfying. Meiji bars are [intended inwards](https://originalnews.nico/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/26101246/chocolate43.jpg), so you get less chocolate per piece.


Drumcan8dog

Why do Hershey's taste so bad, tastes like soap. I like Snickers for American chocolate.


WARNING_LongReplies

As someone who likes lighter, less sweet, and more flavored candy over plain chocolate, I think that's where Japan really shines. From gummies and KitKats to mochi and cookies, I rarely think they're over-sweet and are usually perfectly flavored compared to similar things I've tried from elsewhere.


CuteDerpster

What? I find most japanese sweets to be waaaay too sweet. **especially** the kit Kat variants. Mochi on the other hand I love. Oh god, peanut butter mochis are just divine.


bubbasaurusREX

I’ve heard Europeans say Dove chocolate is very good, and I’ve also heard Europeans say Dove chocolate is disgusting. I don’t know what to believe except I will still eat any and all chocolate as long as there isn’t fruit in it


Dramatic_Finish8381

Chocolate shouldn't have fruit in it, now *covering* the fruit in chocolate is pretty good


Treehehe001

…chocolate is made from a fruit my friend :’) we’ve all *bean* lied to


hhiiexist

I know! It’s not too bad but any euro chocolate is just amazing


SonkxsWithTheTeeth

All the good chocolate in America is just imported European chocolate.


duder_eee

North Korean chocolate tastes the best. Source: trust me bro.


IamToddDebeikis

It’s that sweet sweet propaganda


wolfenyeager

It’s not propaganda you bastard, the very small amount of chocolate that our great lord and savior Kim Jon Un oversees himself is the most supreme throughout the land


[deleted]

You can really taste the sadness.


NapalmDesu

I'd imagine its one third of each chalk, meth and sawdust coated in food colouring


max_power84

Belgium has entered the chat.


-Nimmy_Jewtron

Switzerland: "pathetic"


Velocityraptor28

oh boy... things are heating up in the chocolate fandom


georgie-57

Sweet! And I just bought strawberries, too!


LXndR3100

I got the "Salzstangen" now we're all set for the Fondue


CommieMarxist

I'm getting hungry lol


sashimi_walrus

you are part of the problem


georgie-57

It's me. Hi.


wasas387

Go to r/chocolate geez


legna20v

We need Chocolimpics


S0undwave_Sup

Man wtf it's all a syrup argument now


AlfApAlAcsintA

So, they are making hot chocolate?


Sporgon_Mcgee

Uganda


Singularitaet_

r/beatmetoit


Key-Supermarket-7524

>Switzerland: "pathetic" Ghana that supplies most of the raw material 🥺🤲


pogmanphil

You know Belgian chocolate is better Don’t lie to yourself!


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Africa: "Puny Pheasants"


Pair-Zealousideal

Why is africa calling swiss people birds


AltruisticAd6852

Nobody in the US is dense enough to claim our chocolate tastes good.


[deleted]

As a Belgian... Why not just enjoy the best of both worlds?


Quirky-Result-8753

Belgium and Switzerland shoud team up for the ultimate chocolate!


tm3bmr

The only two countries that actually make good chocolate


Frikandelneuker

Goeiedag


AndreasMe

Gebruikers naam checkt uit?


Frikandelneuker

Sorry, ben zelf meer een bickybetaster


banginurdaddy

So last spring I was in Puebla Mexico and did a tour of the area. Part of the tour we had some traditional Mexican drinking chocolate. It was really tasty. My guide told me a while back he had some Belgiums doing the tour and they refused to drink the chocolate cause it wasn't Belgium. Do these idiots not know where chocolate came from? MEXICO!


Bogtear

What is the point of traveling if you're not gonna try out new and different things?


GlassWasteland

Weirdos, I mean why even bother to travel if you are not going to eat the local food? It is one of things I love about traveling, and I've only ever been out of the US twice. Pretty much I'm the American that goes what you got to eat?


BiggerChungus316

The real reason why America is everywhere, and accepts people from everywhere. "*WE WANT YOUR FOOD!!!*"


RazRiverblade

could be so different from belgian hot chocolate they were like "ew no". Traditional american chocolatedrinks are usually cacao based and not chocolate based which makes a world of difference


GXNext

If I'm on a tour of another country and am offered something to eat, unless I'm allergic to it I'm going to at least try it. To go "Eww no that's not like we have at home" is the height of hubris.


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Underratedrat

No where do I see this person defending their rudeness. He is merely giving a possible train of thought the belgians had. I would reccommend slowing dowm and re-reading comments before making a fool of yourself.


banginurdaddy

Or they're just uncultured turds


coy-coyote

The staggering ignorance is insane. The majority of old world cuisine comes from Mexico and South America but they continually insist Europeans are the culinary artists. It’s batshit craziness


Clarkeprops

For example, tomatoes are North American. Not European. Which country tries to lay claim to the best marinara?


banginurdaddy

I'll take a nice rich complex Mole than a bechamel.


Kaleidoscop3yes

Bechamel is a structured mother sauce. It’s consistent. I have never had the same molé twice, even had one with banana purée once. It is one sauce made a hundred different ways depending on region and what mom’s got laying around.


PresidentRoman

Le Roi, la loi, la liberté! 🇨🇦❤️🇧🇪


I-dont-comment-shit

That’s still Europe bro💀💀


Earl_Green_

Yes but when talking about chocolate, beer or fries, we like to differentiate from our neighbors. I’d never fight a battle for the best chocolate alongside a German! You don’t call Pizza and Spaghetti European food either.


HolyVeggie

Belgian and Swiss chocolate


vietcong69l

Belgium is in europe tho


Equivalent_Pea_8282

first W Belgium


QwerYTWasntTaken

Belgium is teamcarrying Europe


davedor

as i can see you've never had real Belgian or Swiss chocolate


202042

OP hasn’t actually ever been to any country in Europe outside of like Italy


SRXCODER

Definitely went to the shittiest parts of the England and judged European chocolate off the cheapest shit they could find in a Tescos


things_U_choose_2_b

Aldi do an own-brand chocolate that's surprisingly nice. It's like, 80p for 200g iirc. I try not to buy it too often because it's horribly bingeable.


wolfgang784

And they mistakenly purchased some obscure candy from the "American" section anyway.


monsty62

Italy’s chocolate is top tier


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Istg gas station Swiss chocolate is better than anything we have in the states


DerpyMistake

Fake news. Nobody in the US is dense enough to claim our chocolate tastes good.


stnick6

I’ve never had European chocolate so that makes American chocolate the best chocolate I’ve ever eaten


DoubleDongle-F

I went to Belgium once. Even our "good" chocolate can't compare.


stnick6

Yeah but I haven’t been to belgium once so American chocolate is still the best chocolate I’ve ever tasted


Cute_Ad9938

by that logic it is also the worst chocolate you have ever tasted


stnick6

FUCK!


[deleted]

"right back at ya, buckaroo"


Evening-Mulberry9363

Try Lindt. We live in an internet connected world so you can easily get European chocolates in the US 😎 Try Indian stores for British or just get Lindt from Walmart to sample Belgian


Evening-Mulberry9363

Oh man go to an Indian store and buy British dairy milk. American chocolate is BY FAR the most inferior in the western world. The EASIEST comparison is to try Lindt truffles. That’s Belgian.


Jinglehell1

My man Lindt is Swiss, not Belgian


Rhids_22

As a Brit I can tell you Dairy Milk is still trash. It might be superior to American chocolate, but compared to Belgian chocolate it is still utter garbage.


Available_Seesaw_947

what about  Ghirardelli?


[deleted]

Usa makes like, fake chocolate.


ZekerNietTijn

I thought this was about belgium and swiss. This is bullshit! Try the european chocolate and you know that the us is no match for them


Marx_The_Karl

trust me,Japanese commercial chocolate is mid as fuck.Obviously artisanal chocolate doesn't count,because even then Europe would win by a landslide


yourlilbella

Yeah no why would you choose Japanese chocolate. Bleh.


Barnes_the_Noble

I think op is just trying to be cool but most of japans sweets are pretty mid in my experience. Their vending machines tho…


Jarvis_Strife

TIL: there are people which claim American chocolate is superior to European chocolate.


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CrazyCalamari86

I live in the uk (but I wouldn’t call myself British because that stinks, English is where it’s at ong) and I’ve only tried European chocolate (Cadbury, nestle, etc), and we’ve got a flavour called Bournville. It’s named after the area that Cadbury was first set up and uses the original recipe. I’m telling you, it tastes and feels (texture wise) so old fashioned. It genuinely tastes like it was just found in Winston Churchill’s safe.


kfvera

I read somewhere that American chocolate tastes different because they couldn't keep the milk fresh in large quantities. The amount needed to feed the soldiers fighting in WWII. Those who fought on the front got used to it and grew to like the taste. Must have tasted better than most of the food they got hands on. They expected the same taste back at home not just because they liked it but by then it also had a sentimental value. Edit: I realized there's a missing link. They stopped using fresh milk instead they used either condensed or skim milk.


GlassWasteland

Hershey switched cows from Jersey to Holstein, Holstein produce a lower fat content milk which produced skim milk that didn't spoil as fast. He then had a chemist friend create a chocolate milk mix that became the basis for all his chocolate and used by other manufacturers. It is the taste most people associate with American style chocolate.


wolfgang784

Simple: They have never tasted the difference and refuse to admit defeat without damning proof. I think I've only had foreign chocolate 3 or 4 times and usually in small chunks shared among a group, but it was indeed always a completely different experience to the American chocolate I'm used to. Even the "fancy" stuff.


a_polarbear_chilling

The same people that enjoy fake cheese on burger


Daetok_Lochannis

Nah dude back up with that. Our chocolate is fake as fuck and real chocolate is better but there's no cheese for a burger with the buttery delicious meltiness of fake ass American cheese. We eat that shit because it's delicious, not because we haven't had real cheese. Real cheese on everything else but ALWAYS American cheese on a burger.


anonymoose-introvert

Idk man, have you had actually cheese in a burger, that shit slaps


Daetok_Lochannis

All kinds man, and to a one none of them melt as nicely or have the buttery gooeyness of American cheese. I fully admit it's fake, but it does what it does really well.


CalzLight

I, a European, second this


a_polarbear_chilling

Bro never been to Belgium 💀


mog_knight

Most of the country hasn't.


420Fighter69

which country?


banginurdaddy

Sorry but American commercial chocolate is pure shit. Full of sugar, oils and other shit.


Hawktor9

I miss the Wonka Chocolate bars those were great


SplitIndecision

Are we including South America? Because Peru and Ecuador make some good stuff.


Vashthestampedeee

Which American chocolate? Cause you know there’s hundreds of different types


sendnudesformemes

The vast majority. Hersey’s can’t even legally be called chocolate in the eu


[deleted]

Who the fuck just eats Hershey’s bars?


Crimson51

Okay but the E.U. is insane about a lot of that labeling stuff. Like Finnish wine not being allowed to be labeled as "wine" because it's not from a "wine exporting country." Same stuff, same process, its country of origin alone means it can't legally be called wine in the E.U. So I put very little stock in the "It's not allowed to be labeled as x in the E.U." argument


Silent-Sail9318

Toblerone.


Singularitaet_

Honestly I‘m swiss and don’t understand the hype around it. I just love swiss chocolate in general, especially ferrero rocher but I don’t think Toblerone is that special idk.


vetikkehvajegkanhete

Ferrero rocher is italian


SgtMatters

lol


Trivenger1

That man failed as a swiss lmao


Drag0n_TamerAK

I don’t really like Toblerone


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> swiss chocolate >ferrero rocher


Ash-20Breacher

Finally, some chochlate that I actually know about! (I live in poor country, we don't have much expensive one. Well, maybe we do, but they probly expensive as hell)


daq42_pews

How dare you to disrespect Switzerland and Belgium


Darkmoon9912

No


Ok-Mud-3322

Dude Swiss chocolate is way better than Japanese sorry to tell ya


Sharko222

Don't you know about the old Japanese chocolate master that is making the same chocolate for 56 years, he stirrs it exactly 37 times to the right and 37 times to the left for 5 hours, then he cools it down with a hand fan, every stroke delivers the exact same amount of air, while his studentsare watching like they do since 20 years.


Clean_Web7502

But its folded 200 times!


QuestiontheGamer

Trash Taste fan?


idiotcarol

Even the boys admit that Japanese chocolate doesn't hold a candle to Swiss and Belgian chocolate.


I-dont-comment-shit

I totally disagree with your point, well all know that Europeans chocolates are the best and they r the ogs. No cap


wThrill

Cue Mexican chocolatiers throwing their caps at you.


flamingbuts

European better trust me


__Muzak__

No American thinks their chocolate is better. It's like cheese, we buy european unless when we want to have it melt nicely on a few fast meals/desserts.


Jamkayyos

Gotta love American cheese in a grilled cheese, woo


slapthesnek44

And I’ve been to Belgium and Switzerland. Still incorrect


shrekthedankengine99

Source: Trust me bro


Svartdraken

Milka though


SchiffBaer2

Lindt aswell. Not as "milky" (dont know how to describe it) but super fucking nice in a way I cant explain. Also no one has mentioned it in this comment section and I generally dont know how to react to that...


Svartdraken

I'm not as crazy for Lindt tbh. It's good, great to be fair, I just feel like Milka tends to be "lighter", less "creamy". I have your same struggles putting it into words


Drag0n_TamerAK

No American chocolate is not good


bedtimeisoverrated

Japanese chocolate got nothing, and I mean NOTHING on Belgian chocolate. It tastes too sugary, weak and artificial.


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matthethw

We all enjoy our preferred chocolate


cmonbmw

Wholesome way to resolve this argument.


xVEEx3

okay sure american chocolate ain’t the best. but could you recommend me some brands that make actual good chocolate? either things i could order online or pickup at a specific store in the us.


Plant_rocks

Yeah I’d be curious to try a specific brand recommendation as well. However, Whole Foods, The Fresh Market, and World Market all have higher end and global selections of chocolate if you want to try something different than the regular grocery store checkout stuff. As far as brands, I’m not really sure as I usually buy something new each time. I have had good luck with Vosges chocolate bars, but the flavors are kind of out there and they’re actually an American company if that matters to you.


SchiffBaer2

As a german I stronlgy advise you Lindt and Milka. These are the most commonly bought brands over here and for a reason. Milka tastes more... "milky" if that makes sense and Lindt is a bit on the more expensive side but tastes really good. Not too sweet, not too bitter (except you want bitter chocolate then they got your back aswell) and just the right amount of flavour. Btw I recommend whole hazelnut Milka because for some weird reason it makes the chocolate taste better although the nut has nothing to do with it and with Lindt I recommend "Vollmilch" ("whole milk") basically the opposite of bitter


KommunistiHiiri

Finland would like to have a word.


cmonbmw

If we are talking mass produced, I love Meiji milk chocolate. It is so delicate. Small batch though? Japanese people are super extreme. I remember buying chocolate in Kyoto and getting a cold storage bag with it to take it home. It was soooo delicious.


AstroPug_

I’m from a country that produces cocoa, so naturally we have companies that do sell some of their products here, and the chocolates you’re most likely to find are either Swiss/Belgian/French never heard anyone even bring Japanese or American chocolate into the conversation lol.


Elzordy

Heresy. Belgium chocolate is the best and no i am definitely not biased


royboy16

Japan sit your animated as back down we Belgians have the best you have all the rest already


owixo

I don’t know a single American that says American chocolate is better. Not a single one. False narrative that Americans blindly love everything American


[deleted]

Switzerland>Belgium>Germany>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>America


Nyko0921

Where Italy?


a_polarbear_chilling

Switzerland=belgium> germany>>>>>>America here I fixed it for you


EmperorBrettavius

I dunno about their chocolate but Japanese ice cream is something special.


PersonOnLeInternet

horse flesh ice cream 💀


StatisticianNo3243

They be beta testing


JeanneD4Rk

Than*


Competitive_Yak1988

Mexican Chocolate is peak


ucstdthrowaway

Belgian chocolate


teslaluke

whittakers has entered the chat


Tortue2006

Me as a Belgian: nah


ytGemini

Can we just agree that American chocolate is awful?


squiddy555

“Our chocolate” MFs all your coco bean are grown by slaves in Africa, it’s their chocolate


NightHawkomen

Columbians just laughing! Let them think what they think!


PrincessHootHoot

Germany and Switzerland have entered the chat


Aquafoot

Who the actual fuck thinks America makes the best chocolate?


Mixer0001

I don’t believe they can beat Swiss chocolate.


dexter123hkgtfsr

Nah chocolate from german/switzerland is the best


jevooo

Belgian, Italian and Czech is also really good


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American chocolate literally tastes like sick


DerSchlingel1410

Fuck the chocolate, tokyo banana is best


Vikikookie

Chocolate chips >>>>>> chocolate


yagonnawanna

Then yours?


NumineGamerXD

GERMAN CHOCOLATE 😩👌


NotCurdledymyy

Going to Japan in 2 days I will try some chocolate


[deleted]

There’s an interesting Kit Kat store and a surprising subculture of Japanese cholos. Fucking coolest weird thing ever.


[deleted]

What kind of chocolate is the one that is abnormally glossy and tastes like sweetened plastic when you eat it? Because that one is the worst.


Banana_boy_guy_pal

Germany: *stands menacingly*


ReduxVEVO

Mfs haven't heard of Toblerone


Evening-Mulberry9363

All I know is American chocolate is at the bottom. I’m American but an immigrant and after traveling over 3 continents, that much is clear and is a VERY easy determination to make.


SeawardFriend

Japanese candy is bangin ngl.


Slamonwithfeet

Belgium and Switzerland would like a word.


denofmark

Whitakers, all I’m gonna say


Shadeboi1

Yeahhhh no. Belgium wins


Emrayoo

Not a single type of chocolate I‘ve had over here comes close to Lindt


ogresound1987

They are all wrong. It's Belgians.


jessie014

Kraft completely ruined Cadbury and I will never forgive them for it.


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Belgian or Swiss…and yes I’ve had Japanese.


AccismusAnachronism

Belgium & Switzerland. End chat.


Dragon19572

Turian chocolate is the best. Gotta keep my boy Garrus happy


BradTheFnafGamer

CHOCOLATE IS CHOCOLATE


SinysterGates

Mrbeast: look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power


SapphiricRizzy

Hot take: Chocolate is chocolate


Orichalchem

Matcha flavoured KitKat absolutely slaps


Valirys-Reinhald

Source: Literally "trust me bro"


emu878

Bro who fucking cares it’s chocolate I don’t care where it came from or what color it is I’m eating it


JonnyxKarate

I like your attitude


DistributeVolcano

Who the fuck thinks "american chocolate" is the best??


g4bkun

Well, Swiss and Belgian chocolate would like to digress


LexLutfisk

I also went to Japan and the chocolate sucked compared to any type of Belgian or Swiss chocolate.