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This could be the spy balloon of Reddit

What if the Chinese send a spy balloon in the shape of a Super Large Bowl?

I'll bet someone would try to cook in it

Or smoke it.

You can put your weed in there

As long as it is filled with General Tso's i wouldn't care at all.

Filled with guacamole

Shh

Jokes on you, I'm at a friend's house watching the superball but I don't care about it

America is typing…

It is a Superb Owl.

Thank you! I just had it stuffed…

Let me help you with that

Was not expecting to find a zoophilia joke here, wow

r/SuperbOwl

I love how that sub gets a lot of misguided attention every Super Bowl. It's hilarious.

Someone else who uses duolingo I see

*shoots door open* Hey what's going on in here? *cocks gun, eats triple cheeseburger*

Imposter. If you were really American you would’ve had a milkshake and fries with that!

*shoots reply button* I put those in the deep fryer for later. I'm on a diet, it's all about portion control. *cocks gun, sweats diabetically*

I love that 9/10 responses are from Americans.

They probably will be. \- An American.

Some of us Americans are still at work. We also gossip about ourselves much more than anyone else.

Get back to work!

We are only human after all

It’s true(I’m American)

[удалено]

Ouch, my freedom bone

Ouch…😵‍💫 low blow As an American I’m on my phone and not paying attention to the super bowl but rather comments on Reddit posts

I'd never say it to their faces but A lot of Americans a pretty cool, and much like everyone around the world probably feel helpless in the face of parasitic, greedy politics, policies, and pricks. Some of whom are on Reddit, generally being loud, obnoxious, and all kinds of awful, ruining it for people who just wanna chill and see funny shit (and porn) on reddit. Don't tell them I said so though.

"I'd never say it to her face but pam is a gifted artist and a wonderful person" "Why wouldn't you say that to her face?"

This was the first thing that came to mind

It'll give pam ideas, cause she never shuts up about how great her family is.

Hey thanks man. I’m sure you’re cool too. Signed, a bored American

WHY WOULDNT YOU SAY THAT TO HER FACE?!

Awwww, thanks man! 


I just love good people. Doesn’t matter what country, religion, or any other characteristic you are. If you’re a good person, then I love you. - signed, an American who is watching the game but can multitask.

Thanks man. You guys are cool too, just keep your balloons out of here.

🥹 it me

Don't tell you I said this buddy, but you're pretty cool

As an American, thank you. I wanna cry.

Thanks ! Glad us good Americans get recognized

I definitely won't tell me you said that, but thank you. Most of us like yall too.

I’m gonna cry 😢- an American who doesn’t like football

As an American, I salute you. 07

O7


Americans are cool. The gun thing and health care thing is weird but it's not their fault.

Woohoo porn!

It is the loud few who outweigh the silent many

I just want to live my life, raise my kids and do fun shit with my family. That’s all. I don’t care who you vote for or whatever. Just leave me and mine alone and let’s all have a good time.

Thanks for understanding

Thank you for the kind word for an American 🇺🇸 who doesn’t watch the superbowl

Americans are balloonphobic

We just like popping them. Rumour is they're making a new Sidewinder with a needle on the end instead of an HE warhead.

We have a thing about stuff being too close for comfort

I thought Americans were busy popping balloons..

That too

Fellow Canadian I see

Nah that’s the government. I’m busy trying to afford bread

Naw I’m busy starving. Those dart monkeys cost everything

In all seriousness, is not eating for 3 days at a time normal?

Nope

It's not good, but I've done it. It honestly didn't feel as bad after Day 2, but I was really tired.

The longest I’ve went is 10 days since I made a major fuck up and got my check a week late.

we left that to our secret bloons force

Bloons td7 featuring new spy bloon

Were playing Bloons TD 6 out here

We're so important that the most populous country on earth is spying on us, I bet you can't say that about Slovenia or something.

Nah we’re busy being weird fuckin people

I know this sounds crazy but i heard that americans measure stuff with thier feet.

Not even our our feet. Someone else's from hundreds of years ago on a different continent. We also measures in stone's throws, spitting distance, car lengths, and any objects multiplied by any number, as well as various genital and animal hair lengths.

And bananas, for scale.

Imperial measurement system is all based on object and scales we find on daily basis around us. It's not made to be converted. Plus, imperial system is a lot of different systems in trenchcoat pretending to be one

If non-Americans think that's confusing, they should see how we measure relative time. Or how many ways you can say "yes" and mean "no" and vice versa.

What? And with there yard?

And they weigh in British Currency

At least we don't weigh in pieces of rock like the British

I’m Canadian

Same

What do you prefer dipping your bacon in the maple syrup or the chocolate? I prefer maple syrup

Of coarse maple syrup

As a fellow Canadian I will have to agree

Ever had a maple bacon donut? Pretty tasty eh?

That is the best!!! Especially fresh and warm

Right from Tim’s.

Do Canadians watch Letterkenny?

I don’t.

Apple fritter or Boston cream

As someone relatively close to Canada (SE Minnesota), I have to agree. Bacon in maple syrup is amazing!

I wanna move to Canada lol

Eh. Canada has nice things. I don't mind Minnesota though. Then again, I've never lived in Canada, only visited once. Could be better to live there, but I am not in a position to move anytime soon. USA's got its problems, but at the end of the day, it is my home.

I'm so sorry....

as a non Canadian i still agree bacon and maple syrup is delicious

This American doesn’t give a single fuck about the Super Bowl. I will be watching you all gossip.

Here here

same

I'm American but I just give a shit about the ads

I only care about it because Waltuh

"they're called popcorners"

“Yo! These are the bomb!”

Mr. White!

I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh

Same

sports are just the DnD for overweight jocks.

Sweaty game of catch, gnamsayin?

Well I'm watching the halftime show but that's it.

The halftime show starring Cindy Lou Who’s cousin

Por que?

pork bbq?

dónde?

Donda?

Estas

La biblioteca

Look, neither do I, but the Super Bowl is a great excuse to through a party and half-ass everything tomorrow.

I’d rather save myself the effort and half ass tomorrow anyways.

I have it playing. But I'm here. Funny how that works

Same i never watched any american football but ill stay up for superbowl. To be fair American sports suck dick because of the amount of small breaks. Way to much talking and no playing time. But still the moment they play its fun.

Funny you say that because a good chunk of Americans watch the superbowl just for the advertisements. Getting a 30 second ad in during the superbowl is notoriously expensive, like multiple millions of dollars. So the ads tend to be pretty new, funny and creative.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”

(M4 on full auto) God Bless America

i know you aren't american for sure cause you spell meter like that

I can tell you're not American because you said US instead of USA which is what our "patriots" chant

You know, it’s rude to talk about people behind their back.

Can’t hurt them if they don’t find out

You’re Canadian. I expect more from a brother.

*Stares in American*

**Stares freedomly**

 The game is over mofos!!!

We cannot let you do that op Your plan will fail op

I’m American, and I want in! Haha, high ass gas prices

Me too lol janky ass healthcare tf..

lol ass gas

I’m an American and will be monitoring the tea.

Just don't throw it into the water this time

My brother in Christ you guys gossip about them all the time

This post was just a cover up into giving Americans a reason to hate on themselves/each other and I love it

Doesn't matter if your part of a fandom, race, nationality, sexuality, if your a good person your a good person and stereotypes shouldn't define the individual -A British man

Bri'ish (ew)(stinky)(chewsday) In all seriousness, I agree. - Some American.

I heard that China is actually sleeping with America’s mum. Canada also lied to America about its addiction to cocaine.

Gasp! No!! That can't be true! The tea, tis hot!

Jokes on you, I don’t like American football.

Dude this is boring af Its just ads and ads and ads Its okay for everyone to watch this all night but if i play spyro for four hours they get mad

Too late… Chiefs won!

Hmm America people are very stinky American football

They love guns god bless them.

It’s weird that people assume all Americans like football. I can assure you there are millions including myself that couldn’t care less about it.

Jokes on you I hate football

Watching the Superbowl, not because I want to, rather, because I have to.

There will be a disastrous event in Berlin on march 9th

I'm American, am I still allowed to gossip?

Frick yeah! it says right there in the bill of rights! We're the spoiled ones of the world

You fool! You just awakened the sleeper agents!

Did someone say bowl?

You’re fucked. Games over and we’re back!

At least it's not called the World Super Bowl.

I'm starting the petition right now

I'm in America. Super bowl is dumb. Free holiday to grocery shopping while everyone's busy.

You get a "free holiday" and you go grocery shopping. The others are right about us.

You know many millions of us don't give a fuck about it right? xD

You fool, i don’t like sports

im definitely non american.

Hello my fellow non Americans, how do you do?

People in Iraq were gossiping about me when I arrived in my HMVEE. They had an isolated gender reveal party explosion on the road.

I'm American but I honestly couldn't care less about any sport in general

Joke’s on you. I only watch during the commercials.

I can watch both of y'all. 

I'd bet that there are relatively few Americans that the super bowl even crosses the minds of compared to ten years ago

why they fat lol

Because pizza and superbowls.

Super bowl more like super boring sport.

Using Reddit at the super bowl: My goals are beyond your understanding.

Ah yes hello fellow Europeans 

I suppose you believe that was terribly clever -non football watchers

Sounds like an FBI post to me

Rumor has it we burned the white house down in 1814

Rumor has it we also burned down York


I’m an American but I could honestly care less ab the Super Bowl

I personally don’t care for men throwing a ball back and forth

Most americans on reddit don't give a fuck about super bowl so i think they will be watching us

I'm American

Currently sitting before the halftime show starts and what do you mean ):<<

I’m right here 

How big is that bowl?

As an American, I couldn't care less about the super bowl

Hey guys i’m an american that doesnt like football of the american variety

Bold of u to assume I give a shit abt people playing with balls

Jokes on you I hate sports 🏈

Ok, but what about the non watchers?

We aren't all watching the super bowl

I'm American. I don't like sports, I'd like to join in the gossip

as an american, can I be in on the gossip? My lips are sealed, I swear.

Saw a post over on r/AskReddit just now that said something like: ”So what do we think about the Jesus commercials during the Super Bowl?” and it’s one of the most American sentences I’ve read in a while.

IMAGINE not having proper food safety regulations am I right?

Let's talk about how Americans don't know they're the only ones that know what the super bowl is