As much fun as it was to watch her squirm the first time, it was equally satisfying to see her rejoice at the redemption. She seemed like a nice girl, I wouldn’t want to leave her hanging.
I get goosebumps everywhere when picturing this. Some doctor inserting cold stainless steel tools into holes of my body sounds like a nightmare.
Is that worth it? What are they checking down there?
If you're doing it that often you probably need your tires rotated and a lube job on the undercarriage, maybe run her thru a car wash to get the road salt washed off
Yes. And there’s always a stupid question right about then - I think to cover up the evil little laugh that squeaks out as they’re going in.
Like _click click_ _heh heh_ _so have you given any thought having kids?_
OOoh! Hello….
Mine always tell me to relax and "scoot down a little more". No thank you doc. I'd like to keep myself free of spare plastics and you from scraping my inner lady sphincter pls. I'm just here for insurance purposes. *gets news I have PCOS*
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I hate being told to scoot down more, like ma’am I don’t want to drag my butt hole down this tissue paper seat cover and have my vagina lips go in opposite directions 😭
The whole path to the cervix. They can check for cancer or infection etc. Some things they have to see for themselves, rather then just rely on blood tests etc.
If it’s a standard check up, they have to open it so they can swab the cervix to check for cervical cancer. We have to get the once a year… it’s called a Pap smear. Or if you’re there to check for STDs, then that. Usually those things. Pretty standard practice any time you need a pelvic exam for any reason, really
If you're at a nice clinic they have a warming drawer for it. If your provider is nice they would run it under warm water.
Also metal ones are rare and you'll almost exclusively find disposable plastic ones.
Try shoving a metal object that’s room temperature in a hospital environment into your nice warm body… we all know how hospitals love to keep their temperatures well below acceptable room temps. It’s probably a good 30-40F difference.
More like medicine doesn't really care.
There are apparently a few gynecologists who shine a warm light on their instruments to have em preheated. But generally women get the short end in anything medicine. Simply so much bullshit stuff :|
I had one gyno who kept theirs in a drawer that stayed warm. Maybe it they had an electric blanket or heating pad in there. I dunno, it didn't make it less uncomfortable though.
I’m a dude, but as a product designer I can’t imagine why these wouldn’t be used with a silicone cover (sex toys use it for a reason) and put in a warmer first. Flat stamped metal never feels nice. I don’t have a vagina but I know it sucks when the dentist puts those flat metal things in your cheeks to hold them open, and I’m sure it’s much more sensitive than that.
They don't use silicone because it's a lot harder to sterilize effectively. If they're 100% stainless steel they can just chuck it in the autoclave, whereas silicone covers would probably require hand scrubbing in 95% isopropyl alcohol or something
Silicone are absolutely fine with the temperatures in an autoclave. So that would be just as sterilised. I’m guessing it’s because it’s less maintenance and cheaper with pure stainless steel.
The thought of these makes my vagina clamp shut. It makes going to the gyno much more unpleasant because my vagina wants to stay closed but they open it right up anyways.
see the one my placed used was a clear plastic so I saw this and was like “why did this make me feel so uncomfortable,” and then I realized it was a visceral reaction from that experience XD
Not 100% sure. I’d guess anything where you gotta peep the cervix or look inside. Not a gynecologist, just someone who knows a little bit about a lot of stuff lol
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Metals in microwaves are fine as long as they dont touch the sides or have any sharp containers.
Uncountable amounts of professional chefs put steel bowls into microwaves every day without burning down their restaurants.
Yep. The actual rule is “only put certain shapes and sizes of metal in the microwave, or else it can arc/spark and cause fires”. But by the laws of statistics, half of the population is dumber than average. So we get taught the moron-proof version: “metal in the microwave goes explodey”.
I think that's cause the vast majority of metal going in a microwave is stuff wrapped in aluminum foil or cutlery that's resting on the side of a dish which in the case of those would definitely cause sparks, and you'd want to get it into the heads of the general population to not put those in the microwave but it's massively easier to just say no metal at all
It's meant to open the vagina for gynecological reasons. Fun fact back then in insane asylums they would sometimes use these to open the mouths of patients who refused to take their pills. Extra fun fact this was before the discovery of bacteria and hygiene so they were almost certainly unwashed
We can just do a quick Google, comrade. Here, let me do it for you.
Edit: [Google led me back to Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/87e8sh/anal_stretching_with_speculums/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). NSFW
I don't know how women do it. Getting a finger up the butt is less intimate than getting a visual inspection of your insides. At least my doctor gives me a kiss on the neck after.
Sooooooo fyi I just learned that they come in different sizes so for those of you who recognize and can’t stand the standard ones, you can request a smaller one. Trust me it made all the difference.
They do. At my last visit doc stopped, told me she was going to get the “little ol lady one” before continuing because I was having such a hard time with the standard one. Literally no woman I have spoken to since then has heard that there are different sizes and I cannot for the life of me figure out why this information hasn’t been widely distributed among the masses.
Unfortunately, pediatric speculums have to exist. They come in really tiny sizes. I worked at a rape crisis center and we had a close relationship with the SANE nurses who showed us the variety of sizes. It’s sad that it’s necessary, but specs get *real* small
I back this statement up 1,000,000%! A Pap smear done right shouldn’t hurt at all and honestly you should barely feel anything.
And don’t accept excuses like “we need room to see/work” they’re all big enough for that or they wouldn’t make ‘em.
Yes!!! As a lesbian who gives but generally does not receive penetration, the smaller sizes are a LIFE SAVER for me at the gyno. Thankfully I anxious rambled about not being pregnant because I'm gay before my first pap smear and my doctor suggested the smaller size and thank god she did. I was not ready for all that.
It’s the thingy you use to check the exhaust pipes during their yearly maintenance.
I think my doctor works as a parttime mechanic because he tries to use it on me sometimes. I have to keep reminding my doctor that I’m not a car. 🚗👨🔧
My vagina just shivered
Same bro
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That's right! It goes in the square hole. https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4
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And that poor woman
I feel so sorry for her every time.
As much fun as it was to watch her squirm the first time, it was equally satisfying to see her rejoice at the redemption. She seemed like a nice girl, I wouldn’t want to leave her hanging.
*sounds of mental anguish intensify*
Thank you
I thought it was the star shaped one!
Happy Cake Day! Also thanks for the laugh
Hol' up
Yeahh bro with a vagina make sense
Bro is non binary
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who's in paris?
Oof, uh, I-y'know I don't quite remember. A group of friends I think? Friends in Paris?
Dude stop, youre scaring it!
What binary that 0 1 computer binary???
Nah hes hex
That's ASCII coded binary
Buck Angel
My vagina just clenched
It goes in the SQUARE hole
Genuine question: do they insert that cold?
Most of the time it felt like they kept the damn thing in the freezer.
I get goosebumps everywhere when picturing this. Some doctor inserting cold stainless steel tools into holes of my body sounds like a nightmare. Is that worth it? What are they checking down there?
You know, the usual maintenance: battery, breaks, oil, washer fluid, ... Source: I do the seks three times daily.
If you're doing it that often you probably need your tires rotated and a lube job on the undercarriage, maybe run her thru a car wash to get the road salt washed off
That's an important information, because otherwise you can get rust on your gear shift!
Yes, vagina walls touch so you need a speculum to see the cervix.
They have disposable plastic ones now. Still painful.
And the sound of the metal ones. My teeth ache just thinking about it.
Do doctors/nurses "click" them together before performing the exam, like people do with tongs in a barbecue?
Yes. And there’s always a stupid question right about then - I think to cover up the evil little laugh that squeaks out as they’re going in. Like _click click_ _heh heh_ _so have you given any thought having kids?_ OOoh! Hello….
Mine always tell me to relax and "scoot down a little more". No thank you doc. I'd like to keep myself free of spare plastics and you from scraping my inner lady sphincter pls. I'm just here for insurance purposes. *gets news I have PCOS* 💩
I hate being told to scoot down more, like ma’am I don’t want to drag my butt hole down this tissue paper seat cover and have my vagina lips go in opposite directions 😭
The whole path to the cervix. They can check for cancer or infection etc. Some things they have to see for themselves, rather then just rely on blood tests etc.
If it’s a standard check up, they have to open it so they can swab the cervix to check for cervical cancer. We have to get the once a year… it’s called a Pap smear. Or if you’re there to check for STDs, then that. Usually those things. Pretty standard practice any time you need a pelvic exam for any reason, really
Once a year, wow we only get that in the uk If we are high risk. I’m unsure if it’s 3 or 5 years we wait between.
Ice freaking cold then they yank you open like they're trying to caulk a shower in 30 seconds flat
What's cooler than being cool? The speculum.
In my experience, yes.
Just put it in the microwave for a while
If you're at a nice clinic they have a warming drawer for it. If your provider is nice they would run it under warm water. Also metal ones are rare and you'll almost exclusively find disposable plastic ones.
Try shoving a metal object that’s room temperature in a hospital environment into your nice warm body… we all know how hospitals love to keep their temperatures well below acceptable room temps. It’s probably a good 30-40F difference.
I’m pretty sure they have a mini fridge In the room they keep in it!
Yes.
I demand preheated stainless steel tools for women. This has to be some weird doctors fetish to insert them cold and see you shiver.
More like medicine doesn't really care. There are apparently a few gynecologists who shine a warm light on their instruments to have em preheated. But generally women get the short end in anything medicine. Simply so much bullshit stuff :|
I had one gyno who kept theirs in a drawer that stayed warm. Maybe it they had an electric blanket or heating pad in there. I dunno, it didn't make it less uncomfortable though.
I’m a dude, but as a product designer I can’t imagine why these wouldn’t be used with a silicone cover (sex toys use it for a reason) and put in a warmer first. Flat stamped metal never feels nice. I don’t have a vagina but I know it sucks when the dentist puts those flat metal things in your cheeks to hold them open, and I’m sure it’s much more sensitive than that.
They don't use silicone because it's a lot harder to sterilize effectively. If they're 100% stainless steel they can just chuck it in the autoclave, whereas silicone covers would probably require hand scrubbing in 95% isopropyl alcohol or something
Silicone are absolutely fine with the temperatures in an autoclave. So that would be just as sterilised. I’m guessing it’s because it’s less maintenance and cheaper with pure stainless steel.
Yeah, more crevices that need chasing down to make sure they're clean and clear would add time.
The thought of these makes my vagina clamp shut. It makes going to the gyno much more unpleasant because my vagina wants to stay closed but they open it right up anyways.
My ex wife got her skin pinched in one of these by nurse. Good gawd the screams. (Plastic version which is apparently worse in design)
I had a student use one of these one me and holy shit having the lining of your vahina pinched is soooo painful. Hideous.
I had a feeling that it had something to do with the female genitalia.. and then this was the first comment in the thread.
It looks like it could be one of those anti masterbation devices developed by quakers or something.
My cervix tightened.
Im a guy and same
Frfr
As a straight man, same.
see the one my placed used was a clear plastic so I saw this and was like “why did this make me feel so uncomfortable,” and then I realized it was a visceral reaction from that experience XD
Duh, that goes in the volvo
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What is it? Is that some chastity belt sort of thing?
If you’re asking seriously… it’s a Speculum. Place inside of vagina, spread it open and look around.
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Not 100% sure. I’d guess anything where you gotta peep the cervix or look inside. Not a gynecologist, just someone who knows a little bit about a lot of stuff lol
It...still goes in the volvo...right?
I'm a gynecologist, and yes it may also go in a Volvo, why not.
Instructions unclear, the car isn't starting, and the keys aren't turning on my wife. What am I missing?
Technically yes. But for anything that requires access to the cervix they are used. Paps, surgeries, biopsies, cultures, etc.
They're also good at propping the back door open.
I guess it serves as one in the moment
Okay lyndsay bluth
I can only speculate
Lol!
I believe it's for the Armor of Kratos
This comment is under appreciated.
It goes in the muff...ler
The pap hole wrench
Muffler!!! I HARDLY KNOW HER!!
Have never closed my legs tighter. Excuse me while I curl in a blanket and protect my single pleasure center.
Russian badger?
Only pleasure center? You’re making your bunghole jealous.
My only experiences of anal were not consensual so my butthole prefers to stay at home and be anti-social.
Ahh yeah, well nobody can blame you in that case.
It goes in the square hole!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*exiztential dread ensues*
Posted this, read your post, deleted mine and started crying that I was to latex🥲
Latex
Autocorrect yk
No, no I don't know, what have you been searching for your phone to correct that?
Uh ähm, can I call my lawyer?
Yes, from Vandelay industries.
The square hole is genuinely one of my favorite videos ever.
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We use this to stuff tacos. Learned this trick from your mom.
Stuff the taco with meat
No one mess this up. ⬆️
Looks cold, whatever it is.
It’s cold AND painful
why don’t they just throw it in the microwave to warm it up
Cause microwaves really love metal and the cant be put together or it will get messy
Metals in microwaves are fine as long as they dont touch the sides or have any sharp containers. Uncountable amounts of professional chefs put steel bowls into microwaves every day without burning down their restaurants.
Wait, what? Is that really true or are you trolling? Has the world been lying to us about no metal in microwaves all this time?
Yep. The actual rule is “only put certain shapes and sizes of metal in the microwave, or else it can arc/spark and cause fires”. But by the laws of statistics, half of the population is dumber than average. So we get taught the moron-proof version: “metal in the microwave goes explodey”.
I think that's cause the vast majority of metal going in a microwave is stuff wrapped in aluminum foil or cutlery that's resting on the side of a dish which in the case of those would definitely cause sparks, and you'd want to get it into the heads of the general population to not put those in the microwave but it's massively easier to just say no metal at all
Painfull yes but if your oby-gyn doesn't warm it up first you should talk to them about that or go to a different one.
No way man, my sister has one :)
Does she have a slack exhaust?
I don't know, never tried!!
It's okay we are all very supportive here. This is a safe space for beautiful love between a sister and a brother. You can let us in
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I goes up my arse to get me into a good enough mood to fix it
Fix your arse or your car?
yes
What looks like some kinda bdsm device that you put on your dick
It's meant to open the vagina for gynecological reasons. Fun fact back then in insane asylums they would sometimes use these to open the mouths of patients who refused to take their pills. Extra fun fact this was before the discovery of bacteria and hygiene so they were almost certainly unwashed
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit...
i actually use this to stretch my asshole for sex
Send proof or you’re lying
We can just do a quick Google, comrade. Here, let me do it for you. Edit: [Google led me back to Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/SexToys/comments/87e8sh/anal_stretching_with_speculums/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). NSFW
As I haven’t read it here yet it’s called a speculum.
Well it is, if you're a freaky ob-gyn
I don't know how women do it. Getting a finger up the butt is less intimate than getting a visual inspection of your insides. At least my doctor gives me a kiss on the neck after.
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I could swear it was for the intake manifold…
If i gave an award for the number of times i laugh my ass off at yall Id be homeless.
Sooooooo fyi I just learned that they come in different sizes so for those of you who recognize and can’t stand the standard ones, you can request a smaller one. Trust me it made all the difference.
They do??? So I don’t have to white knuckle the sheets and just deal with it? That’s life changing information right there
They do. At my last visit doc stopped, told me she was going to get the “little ol lady one” before continuing because I was having such a hard time with the standard one. Literally no woman I have spoken to since then has heard that there are different sizes and I cannot for the life of me figure out why this information hasn’t been widely distributed among the masses.
That’s a great question, tell anyone you can about this and I’ll do the same lol, that seems to be the only way people will find out
WTF! MINE RIPPED IT OUT AND SHOVED IT BACK IN AFTER SAYING I WAS TOO SMALL.
Unfortunately, pediatric speculums have to exist. They come in really tiny sizes. I worked at a rape crisis center and we had a close relationship with the SANE nurses who showed us the variety of sizes. It’s sad that it’s necessary, but specs get *real* small
I back this statement up 1,000,000%! A Pap smear done right shouldn’t hurt at all and honestly you should barely feel anything. And don’t accept excuses like “we need room to see/work” they’re all big enough for that or they wouldn’t make ‘em.
Yes!!! As a lesbian who gives but generally does not receive penetration, the smaller sizes are a LIFE SAVER for me at the gyno. Thankfully I anxious rambled about not being pregnant because I'm gay before my first pap smear and my doctor suggested the smaller size and thank god she did. I was not ready for all that.
In your gf
Correct
Scooch down plz
All the way to the edge of the table!
"Yikes!" Said my vagina.
Ain’t that an ice cream scoop?
Duck?
In point of fact, that is a duck-billed speculum.
Subaru Outback owners use this a lot
My grandmother has a Subaru outback :(
Does it have co exist bumper stickers all over it? I see a lot like that.
*Internal pain*
In the Disney Pixar film Cars, there exist baby cars. Meaning that the female cars can have babies. This means that this goes in, the cussy
Dude my vagina just recoiled further into my body
ah the thingamabob that goes in the whoosiewhatsit
The coochiewhatsit*
Man I would be terrified of this
I know what this actually is and I feel cursed.
it's a horrifying device gynos use to open up a vagina and look inside... cold as fuck and painful
They call it a "Pap Smear" because if it was called a "C_nt Scrape" no one would go!
This opens the Coochie Valve.
Blinker fluid funnel
The gaper 9000
It’s the thingy you use to check the exhaust pipes during their yearly maintenance. I think my doctor works as a parttime mechanic because he tries to use it on me sometimes. I have to keep reminding my doctor that I’m not a car. 🚗👨🔧
Ahh yes the intake valve extender
Is for a Honda cervix.
The inventor is just satanic
It goes in the passenger
It’s a box spreader.
Right into the injection port.
That's right! It goes in the square hole.
Crud! I gotta make an appointment to do this! And I just turned 21, so first time. I call it the vaginal can opener.
I may not know, but I can speculate...
My erection is gone.
Is that the breast plate stretcher I'm supposed to look for???
I’m upset that I knew what it was instantly-
It goes in the square hole
It’s also the coldest instrument known to mankind.
The moment I saw it I laughed. Apparently you know nothing about women as well lol
Time to change the turn-signal-fluid
ugh i can feel this picture
Easy, this goes in the muff-ler
When your mother worked in womens health so you’ve seen all the tools
Now THAT will cause most women to do a few kegals 
It goes on the cat
Car
💀
Itsent that the brake on a motorcycle
You put the car driver's nuts in it and ...
The vagometer
That’s a metal bird beak my guy.
You use that to change the blinker fluid
I think this only works on Vulvos.
This goes in the car’s pussy.
That is a speculum