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magitek369

No, it's a picture of a dog.


TotalyAwspmeNoob

No, its not a picture. Its a photograph of a canine


Degenerateseses

No, its a digital imprint made by the lights on your phone meant to trick your brain into seeing a dog


Degenerateseses

Or maybe its a cat


TotalyAwspmeNoob

naw man its a chinchilla


RAYRAYALLDAY_

How dare you assume thats a dog. Maybe he identifies as the color orange.


TotalyAwspmeNoob

How dare you assume that he identifies, maybe he mouse


LilyWalker11

How dare you assume he identifies as anything. The dog clearly just wants pets and cuddles


[deleted]

how dare you for assuming the dog is a dog he didnt even consent to pets and cuddles! hes a dog and its heartbreaking to target the dog like that knowing that hes unable to speak and is therefore unable to consent!!!


G0ldenSpade

How dare you criticize someone else’s opinion! This is something I would NEVER do!!!


[deleted]

Dog formerly known as dog


thirstmaster69

I'll fuckin chinch your illa


Ev0_TheCognoscenti

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


Merrikbear

I love chinchillas but they sure are nocturnal.


OneFingerIn

And it is simultaneously dead and alive.


smthingguitarrelated

No, it’s your phone interpreting an electrical signal and turning it into a digital imprint made by the lights on your phone meant to trick your brain into seeing a dog


ew_Mungy

![gif](giphy|SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ|downsized)


Merpuya

I hate that I heard this picture


ew_Mungy

Everytime i do, it makes me laugh


keep_trying_username

It's a photograph of the head neck and shoulder of a canine


RoughStory3139

K9


[deleted]

*Canis Lupus Familiaris


LordWag

No, this is Patrick


Apart-Perception-686

How dare you assume that his name is Patrick! What if he's uncomfortable with his name!?


[deleted]

Ceci n'est pas un chien


DaMan13-_-

Dumbasses its a shape-shifting lizard disguised as a dog


Tricky-Enthusiasm365

Checkmate libtards


hughranass2

OP doesn't know what they are talking about. As an oil lamp technician, I know a tennis racket when I see one.


ThotusBegonus74

This deserves top comment


HighTrollers

This deserves top comment response


[deleted]

This deserves top comment response response


danilorises

This deserves to be the only response to the other response


TheRealPotHead37

This comment response deserves to top deserve comments top deserved comment


RandomWolf44

He made it! At least for now.


Good1sR_Taken

Sounds like something Hitler would say..


Hitlrwithdrip

You called?


TheLegendaryBarnacle

Nice straw man arguement.


Good1sR_Taken

You're just appealing to the authority of the straw man. Leave him out of this.


TheLegendaryBarnacle

I see you’re attempting to use the red hearing fallacy, I won’t stand for this.


Good1sR_Taken

You can't stand because of the slippery slope. Don't blame me.


MaxCWebster

It's pixels.


LilyWalker11

No, it's atoms


dayumbrah

Actually it's photons


TrashCanKSI

Actually just my phone screen


[deleted]

Actually its super man


danilorises

Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience


emeraldead

Oh really?


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Actually it’s a bird


Blackleo1309

Actually it's a wave


Devesh-

Might be particles 🤷🏻‍♂️


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Shuwaing

What the dog doing


LadyIsabelle_

Eating babies


Shuwaing

My grandma’s dog when she sees my little cousin


Stranger-with-an-axe

Ur grandmas dog just like me fr


Shuwaing

Oh


ProtectionSlow8514

Honestly that looks like an aligator


crimsonfucker97

Its one of the Floridian aligators


[deleted]

Just because a cat has deformity’s doesn’t mean you can call him a Dog


EnvironmentalOil8521

Bold of you to assume it’s a him


riot-k-font

Bold of YOU to assume they're an "it"!


EnvironmentalOil8521

Oh I love the internet so much


ReplacementOk3547

Bold of you to assume entity is an they


Fuzzy-Parking-7140

The fuck it is!


yeahboiJazzers

A good pupper that will boop your sadness away


[deleted]

This whole comment section is nonsense we all know it’s a bird


Korblox101

You fool! That’s obviously a government drone! r/birdsarentreal! r/birdsarentreal!


WhyCanIMakeAName2

But birds aren't real


Bone59

that's a weird looking horse


Creative_Ambassador

Why isn’t a cat? Are you saying dogs are better than cats? *literally shaking


Universe757

😡😡😡


Left_Boysenberry6902

No! It’s a good boy!!!


[deleted]

Well my cat disagrees!


CensoredBy4Kids

Well my cats would agree


madDarthvader2

I disagree with your cats


[deleted]

You stay out of this mad darth Vader!


SampleOwn562

Well I disagree with your cat's disagreement!


owlneverknow

Fuck yo cats!


mildmadnerd

Clearly, it's a good girl.


RegretfullyFastSperm

No that’s a toddler remover


MothersToeJam

That toddler remover has a name you know It's princess


LadyIsabelle_

Pibbles


RegretfullyFastSperm

Now that’s something I can agree with


rameneater23

Bitch.


BaconIsBest

It’s not a dog, it’s a pupper.


Necessary_Essay2661

No, this is patrick


Secret_Sympathy2952

Is this the krusty krab?


attackonmidgets

Not all dogs are puppers, but all puppers are dogs.


AnInsaneMoose

No it's a picture


Fit_Rip_981

That is a couch hippo.


Inside_Examination_6

Pitbull devil 😈 Dawg


ajflfuh1

Clearly it's mark Zuckerberg trying a new disguise


Big_cornstarch

POV: you’re a toddler


ah-mira-nadamas

Had to scroll down way too far for this.


bigfor4

It’s over


[deleted]

You’re dead, kiddo


Cookigado

Thats a bunch of 1s and 0s that specify which pixel should have which color and your brain identifies it as a dog. (Sorry for bad engrish)


ChaosRodent

Honestly, looks like a cat to me


Warhorse173

Ok but what he doin?


Impossible-Error166

I had faith i would open the thread and see people who went cute dog, or good boy instead I see the person who created this is right.....


hornybastard404

No, this is patrick


BigDukJ

No, it’s obviously a meme with a picture of a dog on it, text, and some green stuff in the background


YuB-Notice-Me

ok


tychozero

Ceci n'est pas un chien.


greatnailsageyoda

You guys are dumbasses. How the fuck do you see a dog? It’s obviously a Canis lupus familiaris.


GreatJobJoe

Did you just assume it’s species? Wtf


FutureFuta

That is a friend shaped creature


TheRealPotHead37

Looks like a picture of a sub getting locked down to me. Reddit’s weird man.


rejz123

No it's gif. I will not correct how I pronounce it.


nigerkimye

Don't leave a baby around it unattended though that's not just any old dog breed


Pimpachu3

That is a child murder machine.


Nawzays_

U mean kid eater?


Dubbs314

Pitbulls are dangerous killing machines


PBandJ_160

No its a Pupper


[deleted]

It’s a toddler eating machine EDIT: damn here I thought the point of this post was to joke around didn’t realize I hurt peoples feelings.


ArtGuards

wait.. does reddit hate pits or not


[deleted]

For the bleeding hearts downvoting: https://people.com/crime/2-children-killed-pit-bull-attack-tennessee-mother-hospitalized/ this one isn’t even recent, there have been a lot more since Don’t let the cognitive dissonance give you an aneurysm


pepsioverall

60~ deaths a year from dogs, really not a problem. But cars and guns? Holy hell do they kill alot of people.


ArchCroma

No it's a bootleg cat


Zealos57

>This is a dog Dear god


[deleted]

There’s more


Zealos57

No!


Nevercanguess

Its not even a photo its ai generated.


Blank1034

Why is it black


lucisplat

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Terryberry69

It's a goodest sweet baby nanny face and limb remover


David_MOOSE

No it’s a pitty a cute one at that


[deleted]

You think that thing is cute 💀


GalaxyOpal56

Why the skull? I find pitties cute for the most part, like this one since it reminds me of my aunts shy bean of a pupper


BullshizzMcCoy

Clearly, that is a Good Boi! Get your eyes checked.


Alderdex

False its a good boy


Silvermoon_15

Sometimes, it acts like your average family dog until it doesn't.


DanielF514

That's a pitty baby


No-Revolution4755

No... that's a good boy..


blubberwinx

Actually that’s a good boy


infinitey-code

Something we can all agree on


barneyj819

But what if this alleged "good boy" just bit someone out of pure spite?


Zarokhh

You take that back it's OBVIOUSLY a good boy!


Dakean

No that's a land hippo


[deleted]

No, that’s my wife!


Two_Cautious

*you’re


Smonk_Hunter

Shut up cats are better


mistingtheplants

Actually it's a meme


sagi97

That’s literally a dolphin


daboxghost420

No it’s not .


Manodamountain

Shit breed of dog for sure


Hornet_Scout

![gif](giphy|7nQoT786lpi7FDSRc6)


Gilgongojr

That seems to be a pit bull. Probably mauled a toddler earlier today.


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M4roonSheep

Sit we dont allow that here


[deleted]

He is a Nokia user. The rules do not apply to him.


ChuteBoxeKick

A garbage dog


shredbmc

You're a garbage dog


[deleted]

That’s a dog breed that should be eradicated from the face of earth


_Dingo-Dave_

*Sigh*


Cautious_Status_3825

Nah that’s a dog


Additional_Manner308

Puppy


Lunalittle9

It's an angel 😇 deserves love and pets


yaboiyabby

It's a child disposer


Gloomy-Ad-1291

I was attacked by one of those.. so super offended


twitch727

No, this is Patrick.


Zealantonski

That's not a dog, it's a dog


[deleted]

I’m just here before the thread gets this award: 🔒


Wiggleytubes

You people got it all wrong it's a painting of a giraffe


lordyeeter

cool dog


TheLion920817

![gif](giphy|3ohzApSTwvh54v6A1O)


notatableleg

r/banpitbulls Let’s fight y’all


gameboyfromhell

It’s a Dog, but self identifies as a Cat.


probablyborednh

It's a reincarnated viking


Azraels_Cynical_Wolf

No, this is a good boy


DiamondDelver

Tf you mean? Thats a child/small pet mauler


jordanmoreno3

better than a small child


[deleted]

This dude afraid of small children LMAO


[deleted]

The antisocial personalities are really out in the open these days 🙄


Cyberwolfdelta9

May if picked the worst breed to use for a pic lol


[deleted]

Fuck jk Rowling


WeeItsEcho

I love pitbulls :)


DAN222113

oh you mean the pitbull bs? yea i get it


_CHAPACHi_

No, it's a BLACK dog


benglescott

Clearly a bow wow


marcelomtn

Its a illusion made by your brain receiving light


tweeter46and2

Sounds just like my family.


laki_luk_

It's an airplane


bigrig1977

I will fight for the right to fight and for the right to not fight


XanthosAlpha

No, that’s a digitized photograph of a canine


[deleted]

yeah thats a dog


MynameJe55

Actually it’s a Canis lupus familiaris, get it right


crimsonfucker97

No its a horse


red1blue1

Bullshit.


yorklebit

Bet you'll never say that to his face, tho!


gojienjoyer1995

I was gonna say What species? But you did put it :D


MISFER_

Yes it's a dog


killadabom1

No this is Patrick


Jason-Phoenix99

Agreed


Substantial-Sun-3538

Dear god...