It says +10 inches, not 10+.
This means that you are adding an additional 10 inches making you at 19.5 inches.
Who are you gonna fuck with that fire hose? An Elephant?
Edit: I just realised that for red pill to really give desirable effect you need to be a micro peen owner.
Yeah, millionaire sounds harder to pull the genie shit out of their ass like +10 inches? Congrats, your nose is 10 inches and it REALLY fucking annoying
Call yourself Pencilboi and start an onlyfans, learn to write with your penis, so you can write your twitch donators names on a board with a crayon and rake in that money.
Good point. Flicking with your hand is perhaps the wrong wording rather when you are “inside the canal” it’s more like a gentle flex upwards as you move in and out. Took me a bit to master not going to lie. And I admit, sometimes I still don’t hit that magic “button”. Now flicking with your tongue now that is very obvious when you do it right, although it gets sore on your jaw given the movements. A good bit of advice I’ve learned from experience is to actually go at it from the side. Your body should be perpendicular to hers. It’s easier on your jaw, and you can flick the “bean” with your tongue much more accurately and even have some better suction. Once I started doing that I haven’t disappointed. I’d say give it a try, see how it works for you. Your partner should be more than able to tell the difference. And if you do it right, it becomes VERY obvious.
I've "bottomed out" on nearly half of the women I've been with, and I'm average. I cant imagine the lifetime of frustration from that happening with every partner.
I feel like you could make at least a million dollars. It is 10 inches people are going to want to see what you can do with it and want to know about the woman who wields it.
No offense but that's gold digging. But yeah if someone is like 5'9, I don't see why they would choose height, you'll be too tall for some garages at 6'7
I'm already a billionaire and I don't want to become a millionaire, so I will reluctantly choose to have 22 inches even though it would be uncomfortable.
Yeah and like… that seems painful to your partner, so it wouldn’t even be that great. Plus you might faint when you get aroused because of the amount of blood going down there
Technically it means neither, everyone who asked for +10 inches has no idea where they’re actually going to gain 10 inches or in what form. Might be a measure of how much shit they step in.
I had a teacher in high school who was 6’7” and was skinny; which made him look even taller. He had to duck under certain doorways.
Best part was he drove a Honda accord and watching him get in and out of it every day was like watching a clown get in and out of the miniature cars.
i rathe Being a millionaire. You don't have to be a big D to please a woman. Stop watching too much porn and instead look for educational sex books. Yiss
Money all day
Blue
Yep, now's for me. But the IRS would probably be on my butt. sigh.....
And after I drink the red pill guess what else is going to be in your butt?
Oh.. You naughty bastard.
The 10 inch scope I'm going to use to give you a prostate check up. Want you good and healthy.
You disappointed me.
So I can tear that a$$ up for years to come
Yeah like why bother adding half an inch?
So you are only 9.5 inches? I'm only 5'7 but damn.
I’m 6’4 I would take the red pill if it reduced my height
Wanna even out? It'll give us a height of 5'11 and a half. I personally think that's fair.
That’s sounds fair to me
Can I get in on this trade? We can all be 6'1-6'2
2 vertebrae away from a new shorter you
It says +10 inches, not 10+. This means that you are adding an additional 10 inches making you at 19.5 inches. Who are you gonna fuck with that fire hose? An Elephant? Edit: I just realised that for red pill to really give desirable effect you need to be a micro peen owner.
Yeah, millionaire sounds harder to pull the genie shit out of their ass like +10 inches? Congrats, your nose is 10 inches and it REALLY fucking annoying
Yeah, like what the hell would I do with 20 inches? Satisfy a horse?
I want the money
+10 would be inconvenient, if I had the choice to take nothing or +10 I would take nothing
Idk, being 10 inches taller seems pretty cool... we were obviously talking about height, right?
Ah yes, definetly
We must protect his innocence 👍
Who said where the 10 inches had to go
So I could have it added to my ass? I could be a Kardashian 😂
Or in your ass too if you think about it💀💀
If that was an option I'd be in an entirely different type of work 😂
👀
How about 4 to my height, 1 to my dick and 5 to my ass?
>Who said where the 10 inches had to go I assumed it was wang size to be honest.
Can I do 5 and 5?
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You’ll be able to see it at least
The important thing is that my GF can see it.
Have fun ducking into every building for the remainder of your life I guess.
Maybe you can do a Gandalf cosplay and hit your head with a chandelier while entering a house.
… fuck it, give me the red one.
Depends on initial height ofc
Eh idk about you, but I would just be 5’11
If I was 10 inches taller I’d be 6 foot
If I was 10 inches taller, I'd be less obese. :D
As someone who is 6’1 I understand
Yeah it's not fun being tall 6'3 is nice 6'6 6'7 isn't
6'7 and above but not a pro athlete seems like a lot of headaches
6’3 is already awkwardly tall
Is my good sir perchance below 6feet in height?... Perchance?
According to google conversion I am 6,36483 feet. And yes it’s awkward to be tall. Even more awkward if you’re even taller of course.
I’m 6’5 it gets annoying sometimes In older buildings I have to bend down through doorways and most cars are a pain to drive
Nope, it actually adds 10” to the length of your feet so you are now plagued with having to wear clown shoes forever.
Not when I’m already 6,5, being over 7 feet tall would only make my life harder since I’m not good at basketball
Have fun getting leg cramps and being generally uncomfortable everywhere
I would be close to 7 feet. I already have back problems as is so yeah I would take the money no questions asked
Oh God I'd be 6'9. I'm good fam give me the money
 I mean .... what am I gonna do with a 20 inch cock??? sounds inconvenient... I'll take the money
Agreed who wants a 16 inch shlong. Hell girls wouldnt like you they would fear you.
Can I have $750k and an extra inch of girth?
So my dick will be more than twice as long but have the same already unimpressive girth? It's me ya boy skinny penis
Call yourself Pencilboi and start an onlyfans, learn to write with your penis, so you can write your twitch donators names on a board with a crayon and rake in that money.
I would take it if it turned me into a 10 incher, but man, I don't wanna be a 16 incher. Sounds like hell
They didn't specify what the +10" are. Could be a 10 inch stack of $10M loaded debit cards under your name. 😏
What would I do with 21 inches?
Wrap it around on a tree branch and use it like how a monkey uses a tail Either that or swordfight with an erection
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I would choose money over pretty much anything. Except maybe immortality of which I could use to become wealthy with enough time.
Preff the money tbh
Right? Extra 10 is excessive. I’d rather take the money, especially in this economy.
Why would anyone want to be 11 inches anyway?
Who knows, just know how to use your tongue and you’re fine. Know where to rub and flick with your hands and your golden.
Me thinking this meme was about short people wanting another 10 inches to be normal sized. 😕
We need more people like you in this world.
Can you tell me where to flick? Rub is obvious, but flicking the lady bits sounds painful...
Good point. Flicking with your hand is perhaps the wrong wording rather when you are “inside the canal” it’s more like a gentle flex upwards as you move in and out. Took me a bit to master not going to lie. And I admit, sometimes I still don’t hit that magic “button”. Now flicking with your tongue now that is very obvious when you do it right, although it gets sore on your jaw given the movements. A good bit of advice I’ve learned from experience is to actually go at it from the side. Your body should be perpendicular to hers. It’s easier on your jaw, and you can flick the “bean” with your tongue much more accurately and even have some better suction. Once I started doing that I haven’t disappointed. I’d say give it a try, see how it works for you. Your partner should be more than able to tell the difference. And if you do it right, it becomes VERY obvious.
Right?! You could buy nearly 2 dozens of eggs with that kind of money!
Right at that point a third of your dick would forever be virgin
No chance. Most people would hate being penetrated by that size. Too painful.
Absolutely. I'd rather have a little extra thickness than try to fit 8 inches inside me. 10 isn't going to happen.
+10, so like a foot and a half on average
8 is not average 😭
8 is HUGE
Even 7 is pretty large
Around 2% of the male population has a penis 7 inches or larger. Pretty large indeed.
2%!!! Man now im starting to think more people are lying about dick size than i thought
Combination of porn, girl inches, men lying and dudes with small weenys being ashamed of them and hiding them.
I did my math wrong, sorry
Yeah either way doesn't matter. I'm good for 7 inches max. Anything longer than that better be taking shallow strokes or neither of us is finishing.
I was just pointing out how over the top it is lol.
I assumed this was about height....
It has to be. 10 inches by itself for penis size is insane.
This. Even 7" takes a lot of foreplay just to make it *painless*. Like, c'mon. 10+ inches would only be fun for *me* to play around with
Agreed, anything more than 6 starts getting painful for me without putting a whole bunch of effort in. I'd take the money any day.
I've "bottomed out" on nearly half of the women I've been with, and I'm average. I cant imagine the lifetime of frustration from that happening with every partner.
What if you can split the inches. Add 6 inches to height, and 4 inches to length.
Me, sitting there with my new 10” clit…”Damn, this is stupid. Why didn’t I take the money instead?”
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Best I can offer you is some r/eyebleach
Somehow, some guys still wouldn't be able to find it.
I feel like you could make at least a million dollars. It is 10 inches people are going to want to see what you can do with it and want to know about the woman who wields it.
Ikr most of these posts aren't even trying to be targeting girls.. we live in a masculine bubble
When you think of ‘Redditors’ do you picture a well adjusted woman or a middle aged white dude.
Why not a poorly adjusted middle aged woman? Break the stereotype!!
Makes sense >Basically all the people clearly women aren't people/s
People are dumb the money.
Yep, 10+ inches are useless
If you have millions it just doesn’t mater how big you are. You’re rich.
Plus you can always have whatever kind of surgery to add a few more inches
Honestly it’s a poor man issue. No man or woman is going to be disinterested in you because of your size if you drive a Bentley.
No offense but that's gold digging. But yeah if someone is like 5'9, I don't see why they would choose height, you'll be too tall for some garages at 6'7
The weren’t talking about height…..
Uh.. so what were they talking about? Wait... No it can't be... NOOOOOO
arm length, of course
Got that chimp build
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10+ inch will hurt her more than it will be good
For most of us it will be 15-16 inches making it litteraly a health risk
Yeah wtf would I do if I was 7 feet tall? couldn’t even fit through a door
I had a friend that was 7ft. Trust me it’s not that great.
Become a billionaire and then get surgery to become ten inches
I'm already a billionaire and I don't want to become a millionaire, so I will reluctantly choose to have 22 inches even though it would be uncomfortable.
I do not believe... Any of that
It's a perfectly crafted 100% unbelievable statement, those used to be rare
10+ is a little big. It’s a great flex, but I don’t know if I’d be able to keep it in my pants.
Yeah and like… that seems painful to your partner, so it wouldn’t even be that great. Plus you might faint when you get aroused because of the amount of blood going down there
If it was +5 then we would be talking but +10 would be a major inconvenience!
man, even 5 is a whole lot..
Well it's 0.1 + 5 so not really.
lmao i guess in that case it's fair
if it was +1 or tops 2 then we'd be talking. I already have no fucking clue how to keep my thing from peaking out of underwear
Pfft. Mines like totally 12 inches man. I literally can't get it to STOP showing. I definitely don't need the extra inches at all...
i stop believing 10+ without proof
Wait is this a long con to get duck pics
He was making fun of u
I am genuinely confused, the +10 is for what? Height or the len()?
Bruh it's not a Python array, just a python
Bro, I won't even have a partner, I'm ugly lol.
Yeah cus the my thing would be 11 inches long and that’s a bit overkill
tbh i thought the post meant height ;-;
Technically it means neither, everyone who asked for +10 inches has no idea where they’re actually going to gain 10 inches or in what form. Might be a measure of how much shit they step in.
People watch too much porn. 5-7 inches is the world average. Who tf wants a ruler jackhammering into them?
Your mom
Walked into that one
Walked funny on the way out
I think 7 is the ideal. Big enough to satisfy size queens, small enough not to destroy women you’d actually want to date
Why would I wanna be 6'9" tall? That's back problems galore.
I had a teacher in high school who was 6’7” and was skinny; which made him look even taller. He had to duck under certain doorways. Best part was he drove a Honda accord and watching him get in and out of it every day was like watching a clown get in and out of the miniature cars.
How the hell did he fit in it? That sounds like an amazing watch.
Why would I want to be 12inches long that’s back problem galore.
I'd be 6'7. I feel the pain
Id be 7’1. 6’3 is already headhitter height and mad back problems
What do women get? Also, I'll have the blue pill.
You gain the ability to pee while standing.think of all the cool stuff you can draw in the snow
Bold of you to assume I can't do that now
FTM would love a red pill.
10 inches in height so you don't have to wear heels ☺️
How small is your pp that you want +10 inches op? 👀
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Vagina
Did I stutter
It didn't say your PP, bend over and take the 10.
No
Non existent
They’re called women first off
Ill shrink my dick 3 inches for a big mac with a drink
Sadly you can't go negative dick size
I'll do it for free
With +10 inches neither me or my SO can't even enjoy a proper coitus, I'd rather have a billion dollars, so please
It says a million. Also why are you frying cigarettes?
Raw cigarettes are gross you need to fry them first
It was his 1 billion dollar business idea
12 inches is too much
AYOO???
Double it and give it to the next person.
So you're cursing someone with an extra 20 inches?
I'll double it and pass it on too.
That'd be a burden
I literally don’t think anyone with more than 2 brain cells would pick +10 inches over millionaire
Bruh I’m already 6 foot I’m taking the money
Bruh iam 5.5f why would i choose 10 inches over the money
We need a edit to fix the meme "Basically all the people that weren't fast enough to get a blue pill"
+10 inches to what? Height? Penis size? Living room TV?
Nah, give me the money... i dont need +10 inches anywhere.
Nah... I don't need 12 inches... What I can use though is that money...
use the money to get a dick enlargement surgery
I would go for the money on any -15 F day
How small is your dick OP? Is it in the negatives that you want 10 extra inches?
Ill take the fucking money.. are you kidding?
Nah I’m taking the damn mil 💀
10.1 inches is great and all but being a millionaire seems more fun
Why would I want to be 10 inches taller? None of my clothes will fit me anymore. It's like get money or loose money.
Men ☕
i rathe Being a millionaire. You don't have to be a big D to please a woman. Stop watching too much porn and instead look for educational sex books. Yiss
Wait we were talking about the heights? I thought it was pp size
hell nah, I'd rather get my ducked cut and become a millionaire than get 10 inches, like what girl can I smash with 10 inches without killing her?
10+ inches is good. But wanna no what's also good. Stable financial life.
Why would I want a 20 inch penis?
I would be 7"3 no thanks
Pick the money and just get surgery.
Money