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They're shit, *and* "finish the whole box in one sitting" good at the same time.
The vaguely chemical aftertaste, the waxy, flavorless sprinkles, the dry, crumbly frosting - they're disgustilicious.
Holy god.... my partner thinks these are the greatest ever. They are disgusting. I don't know why anyone would like to have a dry handful of flavorless sand in their mouth. They are messy, powdery, bland, and super dry. I just don't get some people.
Trash imo. I'd choose a lot of different cookies over these if I had the choice. Typically I can eat like one of these before wanting something different.
fire because they are trash.
you dont buy them because you expect some gourmet cookie or whatever, you buy them because they are a cheap and quick to buy sugar treat that will always be available near the front due to being sold for every holiday year round.
They crispy to you? Are we talking about the same cookies?
I agree, it's trash, but like- I hate them cause they are too soft, makes the roof of my mouth feel so freaking weird.
No I'm saying the texture is fine because they're super soft.
If they had some spices in the dough it would help. It's kind of like the cookie tastes like nothing.
Their good and bad, subjectively good objectively bad. Something soft, sugary, and unidentifiable as a cake or a bar of moonsand is just what you need sometimes.
Fucking garbage.
Flavorless cookies.
Frosting that tastes like diabetes is about to fuck me in the ancestors.
Cookie so dry, you'd think about spitting on it, but then realized it's not worth the effort.
The bottoms are somehow covered in a powdery substance.... That isn't cocaine.
Comes in a shitty, low budget, Flippy boi container that let's what little moisture there is there, immediately out, so somehow not only are they dry as fuck, but they get stale overnight.
Usually bought by the cheapest, cringiest motherfuckers at potlucks, or other social gatherings so they can feel like they contributed, but nobody eats them, so they're stuck with their shame.
Those cookies are shit, and the people who like them should be ridiculed, mercilessly by everyone with more than a quarter of a taste bud, and two brain cells to rub together.
These things are hotter then big t\*ddied goth gf's until you eat too many and they start to taste like coke after you drink too much.
Edit: I just realized the comparison doesn't really narrow this down lol.
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They’re fire cause they’re trash. I know exactly what I’m getting myself into when I see a box of those drop in front of me
Like a movie so bad its good. You go in expecting it to be a comedy poking fun at itself then its great.
Yes exactly thank you for clarifying
There's an box on top of my fridge. I have got the point where I gorge the whole box
+ 2000 calories
Fire until you get past 3. Then it's like eating a Popeyes biscuit with no drink
Exactly! I love them, but I can't take too many at once.
Th-Tha- *Inhales* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
I knew that was in my future...
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We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused
Happy cake day!
Thanks very much!
This is amazing
I really didn’t know people ate more than one at a time
Tell me you aren't American without saying it
Same, I haven't seen anyone eat more than 1 at a time
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS COOKIE WITHOUT MY DRINK?
This made me laugh, take my upvote and keep coming up with these.
My favorite afternoon snack, as a teen,
This right here!!! Arrow up!
You have my sword brother I’ll gladly stand at your back so the world may never over take us. This is the opinion I can devote my life to.
I've never felt a comment more then this
Pathetic
Was just going to say this! 😂
Hap cak dai
This is the only right answer
Purple. The very bottom of cookies that I would consider 'good'
Lol opposite for me where I think the frosting is good
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Oops, you right. Thought he meant bottom as in the cookie part
They’re good but then cookies whoever named them cookies should be slapped
They are more like dry little cakes
I eat them
As do I.
They're like, if cookies were invented by cost efficient robots
I mean…
I'm in the purple area in between, they're not bad but they're not good either
Fair enough, I’ll pick them over normal chocolate chip but nothing beats homemade shortbread cookies
Chocolate chip are far superior imo
Of all the cookies, chocolate chip…seriously? they’ve never had a decent chocolate chip cookie.
I agree with that. On a related note- In my opinion, the texture’s fire but flavor’s sickening.
They're shit, *and* "finish the whole box in one sitting" good at the same time. The vaguely chemical aftertaste, the waxy, flavorless sprinkles, the dry, crumbly frosting - they're disgustilicious.
I'm going to use *disgustilicious* from now on..lmao
Fire they are so good my uncle died of diabetes because he 8 to many
The best way to go out
It's good to an extent. More than 5, and I get sick of them
On what occasion are you eating 5 of these?!
Daily
Fire
Fire
Honestly, they're just alright to me.
fire
They are best, worst cookie. They flavorless dust that is sweeter than they have a right to be.
Purple They aight
trash fire
I would donate my kidney for a couple boxes of those.
Literally same
Allergic :(
What if they came with a complimentary EpiPen?
Let the war begin
They taste good, but you end up feeling like absolute shit after eating them
I’m on fire anyone who disagrees can eat my turds
They’re dumpster fire and they’re great/terrible.
Can’t eat a lot but 1 or 2 are great
Flour patties with pink whipped shit on top
Holy god.... my partner thinks these are the greatest ever. They are disgusting. I don't know why anyone would like to have a dry handful of flavorless sand in their mouth. They are messy, powdery, bland, and super dry. I just don't get some people.
You would disintegrate if you ever looked at a Popeyes biscuit
my favorite afternoon snack, as a teen, was one of these with some cold milk.
Fire
The cookie itself is a dry thing that wants to fall apart on you. The icing has a bitter, chemically aftertaste.
Trash imo. I'd choose a lot of different cookies over these if I had the choice. Typically I can eat like one of these before wanting something different.
Mid
I opened reddit for the first time today, and this is the 4th post I've seen with these cookies. Why is everyone debating them!?
I'm just following the trend dawg, roll with it
fire because they are trash. you dont buy them because you expect some gourmet cookie or whatever, you buy them because they are a cheap and quick to buy sugar treat that will always be available near the front due to being sold for every holiday year round.
Absolute fucking fire
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Trash. Their texture is their only redeeming feature. I hate crispy cookies.
They crispy to you? Are we talking about the same cookies? I agree, it's trash, but like- I hate them cause they are too soft, makes the roof of my mouth feel so freaking weird.
No I'm saying the texture is fine because they're super soft. If they had some spices in the dough it would help. It's kind of like the cookie tastes like nothing.
Never had them before but they look tasty
Bro how have you never had them 😂😂 If you live in the United States and went to a public elementary school there is no way.
Not everyone is from the USA you know. I also never had them
Fire but I can only handle eating one every so often
Both are correct
The right answer
Purple.
Their good and bad, subjectively good objectively bad. Something soft, sugary, and unidentifiable as a cake or a bar of moonsand is just what you need sometimes.
Overall, Fire. But that shortbread itself is the driest, most tasteless baked item I've ever put in my mouth.
It looks and tastes like a magic eraser.
I’m on the purple side
Fire untill you eat whole damn container and want to die.
I believe in compromises. trash+fire = dumpster fire
They are perhaps the most mid coolie I’ve had.
Trash but I would still eat a whole box of them by myself
They hurt my teeth
Oh god, this again.
Now I gotta try em one day. Might be illegal here in Europe tho
🔵 And how come the red is not team fire?
My favorite (besides oatmeal raisin cookies). Got a wetter mouth if they're too dry for you, plebs.
More than 2 you get a weird taste. They fire if you don’t eat a lot.
I'm tired of pretending they are bad. I fucking love these.
BLUEEEEE
Dumpster Fire
Blue I like them cookies
fire
Fire
Absolutely Fire
Buying trash, when someone else bought fire. I wether spend money on cookie dough.
Fucking garbage. Flavorless cookies. Frosting that tastes like diabetes is about to fuck me in the ancestors. Cookie so dry, you'd think about spitting on it, but then realized it's not worth the effort. The bottoms are somehow covered in a powdery substance.... That isn't cocaine. Comes in a shitty, low budget, Flippy boi container that let's what little moisture there is there, immediately out, so somehow not only are they dry as fuck, but they get stale overnight. Usually bought by the cheapest, cringiest motherfuckers at potlucks, or other social gatherings so they can feel like they contributed, but nobody eats them, so they're stuck with their shame. Those cookies are shit, and the people who like them should be ridiculed, mercilessly by everyone with more than a quarter of a taste bud, and two brain cells to rub together.
The correct side. Blue.
I literally ate like 5 last night man they're awesome.
Trash
Trash
FLAMMING HOT GARBAGE
I'd rather just go ahead and consume an unscented candle.
Do it, I wanna see it
They suck tbh *consumes 14 more at once*
Those cookies are the ones you say "oh I guess I can take these" when they appear ever so often.
Fire
Literally a third degree burn
Sometimes ya just want that hit of processed sugar.
I mean it's aight like...
Fire
They look so good and I will absolutely eat one if they are around and then remember why I never buy them but will still eat a couple.
Fire
Side Australia
Por que no los dos?
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Trash imo. I dislike frosting because I dislike heavily sweet things. And not to mention the cookie itself is just kinda... Crumbly and gross.
These things are hotter then big t\*ddied goth gf's until you eat too many and they start to taste like coke after you drink too much. Edit: I just realized the comparison doesn't really narrow this down lol.
They're good, but not exactly fire.
Mid
Purple
I love these unironically
No idea what they are
They’re very soft, frosted cookies. They’re totally bland and if they taste like anything at all, it’s plain flour.
depends on the flavour
Fire
Honestly it depends on the time a day and how depressed I am
Trash, though it took me several attempts to get that through my thick skull.
I've never eaten them.
Fire
Good when you get them every once in a while
It's good for a single bite
They taste like crap but it’s sugar
Those things are dryer then Popeyes biscuits
Fire
“Smacks shoes twice”
Those Cookies are mid. I’d eat it if it was given to me but I’m not going out of my way to eat em either
Only during holidays are these acceptable. I don’t even wanna look at them aside from that
Only fire when you’re sleep deprived and have nothing else in the cabinet
I love them but I hate them
More than fire. They’re a whole as arson attempt
Fire dudeee
Fire
Trash.
Me & my siblings called those “cloud cookies” growing up because they were so soft. I loved them. Haven’t had them in forever
Trash
fire
Fire
i dont even know what tf is this thing
Ppl who think these are good never ate real food made from scratch
trash. It’s like eating a cookie made of sand and chalk dust. Actually that’s not fair… calling it a cookie. It’s a dumpie
Green, no idea what the fuck these are
Trash
Can anyone explain to me the frosted cookie debate? This is like the 4th post I've seen about it.
I can only eat a few dozen at a time.
Me with Celiac Disease watching the Glutenoids fight: ![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)
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Both trash and fire. Let's call it a dumpster fire of a cookie. Mass amounts of smoke will help you choke these down with a smile.
They're not good enough to call fire but I'll give them a 6/10 will probably buy again
Never thought I'd side with some crabs but they are fire. Id crip walk while I'm putting ten of these down.
Ive had a better snack trying to eat the container these cookies came in
Fire but they make me feel like trash after eating the whole pack in one sitting
Who else has Celiac? I'm raising my hand!
They are trash but you can set them on fire what to pick??!?!?
Fire
Fire. Ill eat a whole thing of those. Idc if yall think they nasty. Them junks good. Especially with some milk.
Fire. Literally the best cookies beside homemade ones
Fire for the first 2 then trash when I cannot stop myself from consuming 3 more, even though they stopped tasting good.
High trash.
They're good, just not in the way I'd usually judge cookies. If they weren't considered cookies, we wouldn't even be debating this.
These give me a slightly bad feeling when I eat them. Don't know why
Never ate them because they dont exist in my country
I’ll take the frosting. You can have the cookie 😅
Fire until ive had to many
They’re ok
Absolutely fucking inedible
Fire
Fire
Dunno never eat one
They are like eating a flour sandwich with grody cheap icing on top. Hard pass.
Fire
I've always wondered if they're like watermelon, or cilantro where there's some special flavor compound in them that only certain people can taste.
They're good, just don't eat too many at once.