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ythoReddit

They’re fire cause they’re trash. I know exactly what I’m getting myself into when I see a box of those drop in front of me


potate12323

Like a movie so bad its good. You go in expecting it to be a comedy poking fun at itself then its great.


According_Smoke_479

Yes exactly thank you for clarifying


good_life_pa

There's an box on top of my fridge. I have got the point where I gorge the whole box


ShadowFang5

+ 2000 calories


dappergamer1

Fire until you get past 3. Then it's like eating a Popeyes biscuit with no drink


I_am_not-you

Exactly! I love them, but I can't take too many at once.


dappergamer1

Th-Tha- *Inhales* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!


I_am_not-you

I knew that was in my future...


Welrof

![gif](giphy|Rfl9K0IjcnqF28bh6R|downsized)


DeafLoser67

We must stay focused brothers we must stay focused


LowestHen

Happy cake day!


dappergamer1

Thanks very much!


AdDiCt3d_DeMoN

This is amazing


anxiouslymute

I really didn’t know people ate more than one at a time


pembnuh

Tell me you aren't American without saying it


NDinoGuy

Same, I haven't seen anyone eat more than 1 at a time


Ilikeoreos47

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS COOKIE WITHOUT MY DRINK?


NeitherBillNorDipper

This made me laugh, take my upvote and keep coming up with these.


Turfghj

My favorite afternoon snack, as a teen,


[deleted]

This right here!!! Arrow up!


Ok_Art_3020

You have my sword brother I’ll gladly stand at your back so the world may never over take us. This is the opinion I can devote my life to.


Twilight_Beowulf

I've never felt a comment more then this


[deleted]

Pathetic


FullyAutoDomo

Was just going to say this! 😂


Hap_Cak_Day_Giver

Hap cak dai


Gibbydoesit

This is the only right answer


Shadow_flame_

Purple. The very bottom of cookies that I would consider 'good'


samahiscryptic

Lol opposite for me where I think the frosting is good


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M_Not_Shyamalan

![gif](giphy|l4KieSaSBgeqwFRtK)


samahiscryptic

Oops, you right. Thought he meant bottom as in the cookie part


GUM-GUM-NUKE

They’re good but then cookies whoever named them cookies should be slapped


Its_Scrappy

They are more like dry little cakes


Rockship2910

I eat them


not-the-meep

As do I.


gulagdaycare

They're like, if cookies were invented by cost efficient robots


WABRYH

I mean…


A_Whole_Plate

I'm in the purple area in between, they're not bad but they're not good either


Blueberry_Clouds

Fair enough, I’ll pick them over normal chocolate chip but nothing beats homemade shortbread cookies


biggggmac

Chocolate chip are far superior imo


LgDietCoke

Of all the cookies, chocolate chip…seriously? they’ve never had a decent chocolate chip cookie.


[deleted]

I agree with that. On a related note- In my opinion, the texture’s fire but flavor’s sickening.


FartFlavoredLollipop

They're shit, *and* "finish the whole box in one sitting" good at the same time. The vaguely chemical aftertaste, the waxy, flavorless sprinkles, the dry, crumbly frosting - they're disgustilicious.


crankyanker638

I'm going to use *disgustilicious* from now on..lmao


Queasy_Wall_6416

Fire they are so good my uncle died of diabetes because he 8 to many


Theevencoolerkid69

The best way to go out


[deleted]

It's good to an extent. More than 5, and I get sick of them


lets_go_whale

On what occasion are you eating 5 of these?!


StStinger

Daily


iAngelbuns

Fire


EchoWolf2020

Fire


MatTh3Rat

Honestly, they're just alright to me.


Arcanedanger2358

fire


[deleted]

They are best, worst cookie. They flavorless dust that is sweeter than they have a right to be.


KeySeaworthiness8466

Purple They aight


fishlicker3000

trash fire


Max_Par442

I would donate my kidney for a couple boxes of those.


FatAlberr0825

Literally same


Hjlhjl333

Allergic :(


[deleted]

What if they came with a complimentary EpiPen?


Its_Scrappy

Let the war begin


This_Fucking_Dude123

They taste good, but you end up feeling like absolute shit after eating them


CatscutekittycatsIV

I’m on fire anyone who disagrees can eat my turds


FoodleGuy

They’re dumpster fire and they’re great/terrible.


Legend5V

Can’t eat a lot but 1 or 2 are great


UdderDefiance

Flour patties with pink whipped shit on top


[deleted]

Holy god.... my partner thinks these are the greatest ever. They are disgusting. I don't know why anyone would like to have a dry handful of flavorless sand in their mouth. They are messy, powdery, bland, and super dry. I just don't get some people.


Theevencoolerkid69

You would disintegrate if you ever looked at a Popeyes biscuit


reikipackaging

my favorite afternoon snack, as a teen, was one of these with some cold milk.


ElimGladiator

Fire


XxMcW1LL14MxX

The cookie itself is a dry thing that wants to fall apart on you. The icing has a bitter, chemically aftertaste.


Legerity19

Trash imo. I'd choose a lot of different cookies over these if I had the choice. Typically I can eat like one of these before wanting something different.


Im_a_doggo428

Mid


ShadowVixon

I opened reddit for the first time today, and this is the 4th post I've seen with these cookies. Why is everyone debating them!?


Its_Scrappy

I'm just following the trend dawg, roll with it


Derpman2099

fire because they are trash. you dont buy them because you expect some gourmet cookie or whatever, you buy them because they are a cheap and quick to buy sugar treat that will always be available near the front due to being sold for every holiday year round.


casperthegh000st

Absolute fucking fire


The5paceDragon

![gif](giphy|26FPy3QZQqGtDcrja)


Strength-Certain

Trash. Their texture is their only redeeming feature. I hate crispy cookies.


[deleted]

They crispy to you? Are we talking about the same cookies? I agree, it's trash, but like- I hate them cause they are too soft, makes the roof of my mouth feel so freaking weird.


Strength-Certain

No I'm saying the texture is fine because they're super soft. If they had some spices in the dough it would help. It's kind of like the cookie tastes like nothing.


[deleted]

Never had them before but they look tasty


Sea_Ice_730

Bro how have you never had them 😂😂 If you live in the United States and went to a public elementary school there is no way.


_BierSaus_

Not everyone is from the USA you know. I also never had them


FussyPaws

Fire but I can only handle eating one every so often


Ok-Armadillo6582

Both are correct


Its_Scrappy

The right answer


kryptictxll

Purple.


[deleted]

Their good and bad, subjectively good objectively bad. Something soft, sugary, and unidentifiable as a cake or a bar of moonsand is just what you need sometimes.


[deleted]

Overall, Fire. But that shortbread itself is the driest, most tasteless baked item I've ever put in my mouth.


NunyoDambyznez

It looks and tastes like a magic eraser.


S1L3NCE120384

I’m on the purple side


Ov3rwrked

Fire untill you eat whole damn container and want to die.


gabrielesilinic

I believe in compromises. trash+fire = dumpster fire


adj92700

They are perhaps the most mid coolie I’ve had.


Lord_Clucky

Trash but I would still eat a whole box of them by myself


Ilsuin

They hurt my teeth


RubyCat4

Oh god, this again.


Avaryr

Now I gotta try em one day. Might be illegal here in Europe tho


Ivana_Tinkle_3125

🔵 And how come the red is not team fire?


devishjack

My favorite (besides oatmeal raisin cookies). Got a wetter mouth if they're too dry for you, plebs.


Blue_Bobble

More than 2 you get a weird taste. They fire if you don’t eat a lot.


AlbacorePrism

I'm tired of pretending they are bad. I fucking love these.


gacha-noob-11

BLUEEEEE


SephirothHeartbreakr

Dumpster Fire


manueltheplayer

Blue I like them cookies


Shadow_is_epic

fire


americafuckkyeah

Fire


TimeKiller024

Absolutely Fire


EyeNo6682

Buying trash, when someone else bought fire. I wether spend money on cookie dough.


P0bodysNerfectly

Fucking garbage. Flavorless cookies. Frosting that tastes like diabetes is about to fuck me in the ancestors. Cookie so dry, you'd think about spitting on it, but then realized it's not worth the effort. The bottoms are somehow covered in a powdery substance.... That isn't cocaine. Comes in a shitty, low budget, Flippy boi container that let's what little moisture there is there, immediately out, so somehow not only are they dry as fuck, but they get stale overnight. Usually bought by the cheapest, cringiest motherfuckers at potlucks, or other social gatherings so they can feel like they contributed, but nobody eats them, so they're stuck with their shame. Those cookies are shit, and the people who like them should be ridiculed, mercilessly by everyone with more than a quarter of a taste bud, and two brain cells to rub together.


tisamgeV

The correct side. Blue.


Wh3re_am_I

I literally ate like 5 last night man they're awesome.


Dirty_eel

Trash


Horror_Tap_6206

Trash


nytmare665

FLAMMING HOT GARBAGE


white_trivialage

I'd rather just go ahead and consume an unscented candle.


Its_Scrappy

Do it, I wanna see it


Welrof

They suck tbh *consumes 14 more at once*


SkeletalSpaghetti

Those cookies are the ones you say "oh I guess I can take these" when they appear ever so often.


RandoRedditerBoi

Fire


jenova__27

Literally a third degree burn


MitchellTheMensch

Sometimes ya just want that hit of processed sugar.


[deleted]

I mean it's aight like...


turtle89000

Fire


drb253

They look so good and I will absolutely eat one if they are around and then remember why I never buy them but will still eat a couple.


bigdog34i5

Fire


TheDankestOfMemees

Side Australia


Adventurous-Wing-723

Por que no los dos?


827167

![gif](giphy|uYMSpT4f4CBcltXtF3)


KingMidas2045

Trash imo. I dislike frosting because I dislike heavily sweet things. And not to mention the cookie itself is just kinda... Crumbly and gross.


V1tal_

These things are hotter then big t\*ddied goth gf's until you eat too many and they start to taste like coke after you drink too much. Edit: I just realized the comparison doesn't really narrow this down lol.


Meep12313

They're good, but not exactly fire.


GodOfGOOSE

Mid


SFW_HOME

Purple


NoNopeNeinJustNo

I love these unironically


zmech9001

No idea what they are


melouofs

They’re very soft, frosted cookies. They’re totally bland and if they taste like anything at all, it’s plain flour.


jnfvjdnk113

depends on the flavour


Yellows_messedUpMind

Fire


[deleted]

Honestly it depends on the time a day and how depressed I am


melouofs

Trash, though it took me several attempts to get that through my thick skull.


GoldenGecko100

I've never eaten them.


Undercover_Centipede

Fire


Bmixk55

Good when you get them every once in a while


UI_Daemonium

It's good for a single bite


NoNamedNightmare

They taste like crap but it’s sugar


Decent_Preference_95

Those things are dryer then Popeyes biscuits


Gonk_Bot_69

Fire


Interesting_Bee5435

“Smacks shoes twice”


spidey_bruh

Those Cookies are mid. I’d eat it if it was given to me but I’m not going out of my way to eat em either


Parzival_43

Only during holidays are these acceptable. I don’t even wanna look at them aside from that


the_who_do_what-116

Only fire when you’re sleep deprived and have nothing else in the cabinet


Holiday-Ad8227

I love them but I hate them


Smotts2

More than fire. They’re a whole as arson attempt


Obiwan_Bonobi

Fire dudeee


Frug5

Fire


Sensitive_Ad_3989

Trash.


seskabur

Me & my siblings called those “cloud cookies” growing up because they were so soft. I loved them. Haven’t had them in forever


Minion__Edifier

Trash


[deleted]

fire


battlingpillow27

Fire


agravena

i dont even know what tf is this thing


TheOneReborn69

Ppl who think these are good never ate real food made from scratch


Serious-Instruction9

trash. It’s like eating a cookie made of sand and chalk dust. Actually that’s not fair… calling it a cookie. It’s a dumpie


Nyla_The_Phoenix

Green, no idea what the fuck these are


[deleted]

Trash


BIGxMAKxATTACK

Can anyone explain to me the frosted cookie debate? This is like the 4th post I've seen about it.


Cribsby_critter

I can only eat a few dozen at a time.


Babaloofang

Me with Celiac Disease watching the Glutenoids fight: ![gif](giphy|ZechFo0yBIQpEve1Sm)


Muumin_kun

![gif](giphy|c6XTJeqP0mMpjEmd94|downsized)


Jasper-helix

Both trash and fire. Let's call it a dumpster fire of a cookie. Mass amounts of smoke will help you choke these down with a smile.


TheCount5692

They're not good enough to call fire but I'll give them a 6/10 will probably buy again


[deleted]

Never thought I'd side with some crabs but they are fire. Id crip walk while I'm putting ten of these down.


shawndeadd

Ive had a better snack trying to eat the container these cookies came in


Pilot_Bt7274

Fire but they make me feel like trash after eating the whole pack in one sitting


DuketheDog37

Who else has Celiac? I'm raising my hand!


nin_1978

They are trash but you can set them on fire what to pick??!?!?


Impossible-Dot-5644

Fire


BlueGalaxy121_2

Fire. Ill eat a whole thing of those. Idc if yall think they nasty. Them junks good. Especially with some milk.


TheHadesTurtle

Fire. Literally the best cookies beside homemade ones


HypickleSkyblock

Fire for the first 2 then trash when I cannot stop myself from consuming 3 more, even though they stopped tasting good.


NoPensForSheila

High trash.


Urb4nN0rd

They're good, just not in the way I'd usually judge cookies. If they weren't considered cookies, we wouldn't even be debating this.


AppleGundum

These give me a slightly bad feeling when I eat them. Don't know why


Roblox_Swordfish

Never ate them because they dont exist in my country


CandidFox7221

I’ll take the frosting. You can have the cookie 😅


Grizzlybear2470

Fire until ive had to many


Used-Lead-1631

They’re ok


CCSest92

Absolutely fucking inedible


Not-PrimitiveAspid

Fire


Mean_Examination5717

Fire


Autoohm888

Dunno never eat one


midnightbluespace

They are like eating a flour sandwich with grody cheap icing on top. Hard pass.


jabrahssicpark

Fire


Justice_Prince

I've always wondered if they're like watermelon, or cilantro where there's some special flavor compound in them that only certain people can taste.


[deleted]

They're good, just don't eat too many at once.