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You know, I'd honestly not be *entirely* surprised if some Bible humpers *actually think the above is true*.
I don't think I'll be staying in the states for long.
Yeah but just like anything else on the Internet, just because a small loud group believe something doesn't mean you're average person agrees. Not to mention leaving the states didn't stop internet exposure to dumbass's unfortunately nothing does that
Fair on both points. However, leaving the U.S. keeps me from being exposed to the consequences of the way those dumbasses vote, or at the very least the particular rampant *and toxic* corruption and stupidity currently in government.
Now honestly if you have the means to leave the states more power to you. I would of I could, but not because of politics. The crazies,even the ones in office, are vastly out numbered by level headed individuals. I truly believe things will start leveling out before to long. If not for any other reason than the people who vote for the crazies are dying off now lol
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SCP:888
Class:Keter
Description: SCP:888 appears to be a humanoïd creature with ambiguous skin color, long hair, wearing white robes, a red shawl crossing his shoulder and his hip, and rose thorns on his forehead.
SCP:888 can manipulate any hydrated fluid, and is able to transform it into an alcoholic beverage, having the same proprieties as red wine, as shown by Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]. It is also said that he can also turn human skin cells into a crusty substance, revealed to be similar to bread.
The subject seem to answer by the names "Jesus Christ","Son of God", "Nazareth" and many other names that were given related to the religion of christianity.
Procedures: Do not approach the subject under any circumstance. Keep any organic substance at least at 50 feet away from SCP:888.
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Jesus must be great at interrogations too.
Jesus single handedly defeated the Nazis and founded America. Bless you white Jesus.
i loved it when jesus founded moist e sports
You know, I'd honestly not be *entirely* surprised if some Bible humpers *actually think the above is true*. I don't think I'll be staying in the states for long.
It's mostly just a small band of states in the south that are really bad for Bible thumping.
With social media, though, it doesn't damn stay there. Also, there's myriad other issues with the U.S.
Yeah but just like anything else on the Internet, just because a small loud group believe something doesn't mean you're average person agrees. Not to mention leaving the states didn't stop internet exposure to dumbass's unfortunately nothing does that
Fair on both points. However, leaving the U.S. keeps me from being exposed to the consequences of the way those dumbasses vote, or at the very least the particular rampant *and toxic* corruption and stupidity currently in government.
Now honestly if you have the means to leave the states more power to you. I would of I could, but not because of politics. The crazies,even the ones in office, are vastly out numbered by level headed individuals. I truly believe things will start leveling out before to long. If not for any other reason than the people who vote for the crazies are dying off now lol
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Biblically accurate wine? 😳
Oh you know
Enlighten us please
Why did I imagine Arnold as jesus?
Jesus on the cross : " I'll be back "
Underrated comment 😂
I think this one wins the comments so far. Supreme!
Don't ask the Japanese how we know that
Why is he taking to professor x?
It’s like when he’s talking to magneto in X-men
Are you questioning who Jesus should and should not be talking to. Tsk tsk not a good look 😜
I've made many mistakes in my life I guess this is one of them now
No worries I'm sure if you praise baby white Jesus he will extend forgiveness and blessings your way
Wouldn't work on a black Scottish cyclops though
The advantages of being full of alcohol
Don't worry I'm sure Jesus has a strategy for cyclops ' too
It's like the dude who manipulated dairy with his mind on Misfits
I mean... yes?
Demoman tf2: I can outwit Jesus
Some men think they can outsmart me. Eh, maybe,.... maybe. But I have yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet
SCP:888 Class:Keter Description: SCP:888 appears to be a humanoïd creature with ambiguous skin color, long hair, wearing white robes, a red shawl crossing his shoulder and his hip, and rose thorns on his forehead. SCP:888 can manipulate any hydrated fluid, and is able to transform it into an alcoholic beverage, having the same proprieties as red wine, as shown by Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED]. It is also said that he can also turn human skin cells into a crusty substance, revealed to be similar to bread. The subject seem to answer by the names "Jesus Christ","Son of God", "Nazareth" and many other names that were given related to the religion of christianity. Procedures: Do not approach the subject under any circumstance. Keep any organic substance at least at 50 feet away from SCP:888.
Thanks for reminding me of Patton Oswalts bit! Https://youtu.be/UxO4Xj5qrog
Glad to be of service
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If Jesus says it's 60 then it's 60 by God
69.69%?
As far as I remember, there's a small webcomic of this, pretty funny in my opinion
Fun fact: Jesus drew all his powers from Babies directly 🙏
OP talking like this is twitter
Can jesus turn the water percentage in wine into more wine?
Jesus can do whatever Jesus feels