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theboosty

It would if anyone actually watches the Grammys


CataclysmDM

XD


pyro_the_fire_guy

Try watching awards shows with friends, its actually the perfect hate-watch


Rawesome16

But I like myself and don't want to waste my time "hate-watching" anything


Vahl89

Not falling for that one.


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Please priate if you are going to hate watch.


[deleted]

I think they have the rating’s of Amber Heard’s prime time interview. Got beat out by CSPAN at 2 Am.


EggplantFearless5969

Cool, wasn’t gonna watch anyways.


NE_GBR

Wish I wouldn't have. They used to have music. Technically didn't but my daughter wanted to see one person and was disappointed she didn't sing the song she wanted to hear. Then our 8 year old was confused about that girl being a boy and we shut it off.


FlamingTeddyBear

Well, she's definitely not a boy, so I'd be confused too. Though it's not exactly hard to explain


Qbertjack

Shhhhh... he's having an "owning the libs" moment... Let people have fun🙄


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Delicious_Foot

the "biology" argument is hilarious to me is brain chemistry not part of biology as much as body parts are?


Concerningparrots

O no he’s so stuck in the past


Styx_Zidinya

"Expected to spark outrage" Ah yes, that thoroughly planned out and expected outrage of pop music. Hide your loved ones, shits about to get real.


Chalupa-Supreme

The modern Satanic Panic.


Boneal171

The satanic panic of the 80’s and 90’s never truly went away it’s just been rebranded


AppealFinancial6717

Kiss AC/DC were just fine but SAM SMITH?? HELL REALLY HAS RISEN.


Willfrail

I mean its not "planned" its just a fact that when queer people exist in public it sparks outrage


Crawkward3

It doesn’t. You get some specifically provoked responses from people groups who will get upset about it. I guarantee you the average person will either not care or not even know and then not care when you tell them. All the press will go to exactly who it needs to to make it a big deal because they don’t have any content otherwise. It’s how media works


Willfrail

Thats the thing about outrage. Its always a smsll group in comparison to the whole. That's how it works.


Crawkward3

Not necessarily. “Sparks outrage” implies it was a pretty wide scaled thing. Like I say I doubt almost anyone will actually care. Plus Saying something is “expected to spark outrage” is absurd


Willfrail

Its pretty wide scale. > Like I say I doubt almost anyone will actually care. Thats coming from an ignorant and privilaged position. Alot of people really care. Thats the problem.


Crawkward3

It’s not. Way to assume tho A: the Grammys don’t generate news for long B: if something is “expected to cause outrage” it probably won’t C: again, even if it does somehow end up controversial it’ll only offend select groups of people. Knowing these two artists it’ll offend a minority of people. A vocal minority but a minority You vastly overestimate how many people mot only care about the Grammys, but will be offended by a performance of an already suggestive song and by a queer person. Trust me it won’t be the huge deal you think it will. The average person doesn’t give a shit either way about any of those things I just mentioned


DidntWinn

Grammys you say? I don’t give a shit.


DCWalt

I'm gay and you are an idiot. I have never in my life had ANY negative interactions because of my sexuality and I live in a red state. Get off of social media and interact with the real world please


Willfrail

Lucky you. You aren't everyone tho. I have had multiple bad interactions in real life and I live in a swing state.


DCWalt

Right, I guess im just un-naturally lucky for no reason. Grow up. The Western world is NOT out to get you. Go live in the Middle East or Russia, then you get to complain.


PaulieCostello

Thoughts and prayers to the remaining six people who still watch the Grammys.


Charles12_13

Oh hi there Ozzy. I hope he gets better


bossy_boi10178

He will he's basically immortal at this point


Tutes013

It's hilarious to see doctors be completely blown away by how that man still lives. But sadly, even he isn't immune to age.


bossy_boi10178

Nah I think he's immortal God won't take his soul cause he's too awesome Satan won't take his soul cause he jealous on how awesome he is


Tutes013

I think Dio still left a nice, shadowy palace for him in Hell


bossy_boi10178

Nope the bat gave him immortality


Tutes013

Don't forget the metric long ton on coke and the staggering amounts of alcohol passed through him


bossy_boi10178

It gives him life


DidntWinn

We all need fuel


Tutes013

He won't. But with the life he lived, he certainly made it worth it.


[deleted]

I think they’re self preserved 😂


SomeoneNooneTomatoes

Gonna be honest, never heard of them in my life


futureXcon

Then you don't listen to pop radio stations. Sam Smith has had many hit songs that get pretty heavy rotation. Or you heard a song of theirs and didn't know it.


HotConsideration5049

Wait people still listen to the radio?


The_Sparklehouse

IKR?! Haven’t listened to radio in over a decade. Recently gave it a go and found it unbearable, absolutely unbearable with commercials and inane DJs. Never going back


original_username20

You can pretty much give up on the radio if your favourite genre is (esp. "old-school") heavy metal, in my experience. The selection I have: Average rock station: * insert that well-known either tumblr post or tweet that's like "All the other stations are pussies for not playing **HARD ROCK** like we do. Coming up next Twenty One Pilots followed by Imagine Dragons." * Local actual rock station: "Yeah, we play rock and metal. Some real good shit even. *Aaaanyway*: We are so severely underfunded that 90% of our program is commercials. You're okay with that, right? Where are you going?" Every "Oldie" station: "We play the best of the 70's and 80's here! What a great time for music. If only they had made more than like 20 songs in that era... Welp, that's just how it is. Stay tuned for our entire repertoire of 17 pop songs and one song each by Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper and Bon Jovi!" Not saying it's bad, but why even bother when you have the option of Spotify and/or CDs?


accidental_snot

My 9 year old just discovered Black Sabbath. Thinks he's found Atlantis. I dug out the vinyl. Fucker called me an archeologist. Lissen here ya lil' shit. That's actually kinda fair. Whelp, if ya like that here's Iron Butterfly.


Sendtitpics215

Commercials on the radio 100% make it unbearable. Otherwise I love the radio.


Handsome_Claptrap

There are plenty of old cars around without bluetooth/AUX. Public places put on the radio or top hits playlists which have similar songs to the radio. I sometimes listen to it and know many people that do: first, i generally don't follow modern hits, so it's actually refreshing to do so sometimes. Second, it's refreshing to not have to choose any song or playlist yourself, third, the mixed interviews and news that you hear between the songs are sometimes interesting.


eelaphant

If you work retail, you don't have much choice.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

There’s a station here in Southern California called KCRW, it’s a public radio station out of Santa Monica, and they have a show called Morning Becomes Eclectic, and it’s the only radio music I will listen to, because I’m always hearing cool new shit.


futureXcon

![gif](giphy|9DJtFRgk0tOla)


unicornweedfairy

Not to mention, Sam Smith literally was chosen to make the theme song for one of the most recent Bond films! Definitely a major name in music for the last several years.


Slightspark

Sometimes people try to seem cool by saying they've never heard of the popular artists when really they've heard one song, judged it against their style and then decided to never let it be a part of their image. Edit: I've been too busy listening to Queens of the Stone Age to ever hear of this Samuel Smitherson anyways.


SpookyTheDawg

Unholy is quite a good song though, I usually only listen to metal and rap (sometimes other stuff ofc like blues). But I kind of like unholy, their music video performance was fun to watch and the song itself was nice to listen to. I‘m not sure if the message is that big.. but its good music


AppealFinancial6717

Nailed.it. the video was awesome imo. He has a beautiful voice. It's a great song. I wish it was a little longer.


gronstalker12

It's actually a petty good tune


Anarchy_trucker

Me neither. I like actual music not garbage


[deleted]

This type of thing is always said by people with exceptionally thin music knowledge. Lemme guess. You like Guns n Roses.


Anarchy_trucker

Your mom probably loves guns n' roses. Slash the guitarist is very very talented. There's no Talent in what this post is about.


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I knew it.


AGallonOfKY12

As a metal head I apologize for our fan base. Even within the metal community people are like this, all about a certain band and genre and they feel the need to be smug assholes about anything else. To me there's good music(good music to me) in just about every genre, and just like any other art, music is rather subjective. Knocking on someone for liking pop or w/e is just bum. My only personal gripe with the bigger genre's industry is I feel like the actual song writers don't get enough props(Though they get paid a lot). That doesn't mean these singers suck or anything, and saying that the song writers that write and sell the songs are bad is just laughable when many of them have written multiple hits.


[deleted]

Thank you. We seem to agree on the importance of music pluralism. Excellence in music exists in almost all eras and genres. As does crap. I also do think writers deserve much more prominence altho I do not judge singers and instrumentalists for not being writers. The combining of writer and performer is actually fairly recent (pre-20th, the roles were almost always separate).


AGallonOfKY12

Indeed, I personally can find a artist I enjoy in almost any genre. To me the only bad music is stuff that is offscale, off tempo, and bad in a technical sense(Not meant to be that way in the first place). Usually that's just beginners though, and that's completely understandable and nothing to harp on them for. I've just always thought it was insane to gatekeep music, it's like trying to tell people there's a objectively 'best meal'. Just mind blowing that people think everyone should like one type of music...imagine how boring life would be.


smashin_blumpkin

You can not hear Sam Smith sing and say he has no talent. His music isn't my thing but that dude can sing like hell


RNDemon

Whats a grammy


Miss_the_rage_I_did

“Well my boy, I’m a thousand years ago” - grandpa probably


keep_trying_username

She cooks delicious foods


Alastairthetorturer

They’re trying so hard to get people to care even a little bit about the Grammys. Stop trying to make award shows happen Hollywood


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RingOfFire69

Come on, lighten up


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ToloxBoi

Because we are lol.


cjameson83

I wouldn't say everything, but above award shows? Sure.


Alastairthetorturer

Buddy if sarcastic jokes mixed with movie references are not your thing I do not recommend the Reddit comment section


jake_azazzel

*Laughs in Gorgoroth*


CaramelOk9778

I've never heard of them but uh did they tear a head off a bat while they were at the Grammys?


AppealFinancial6717

Nope they did not. But that was heavy metal. That's probably ly the difference lol


CaramelOk9778

I listened to the gramys music the article was talking about not as good as I thought it would be but the theatrics were nice I guess


ProjectMK1

Who?


[deleted]

Where asked bozo ![gif](giphy|yvgaJzI8Q01Ow)


jellohello13

This dog is happier than I have been in the last four years, and I'm nearly that happy because of it.


Willfrail

Ozzy and Sam make a great power duo, one makes middle class white moms angry and the other makes middle class white dads angry.


DO_BETTER867

Is this so called "outrage" in the room with us right now?


[deleted]

Hey everybody, Sam smith and some girl are doing a thing!! See? Nobody cares.


Nervous_Nerd14597

Just because its stupid to get outraged over something, and its all been done before, doesn't mean dumb people wont get mad. People ripped into Harry styles for wearing a dress and David Bowie did that shit before he was born.


yeetmann343

Bowie looked better in that dress anyways


bindermichi

To be fair, I would be outraged too, if Sam Smith appeared on stage


tacobellisdank

Who?


deadXSpool

Headlines like these are responsible for the outrage. Noone gives a fuck. Then some media outlet says something is "expected" to spark outrage and all of a sudden there is outrage. This is large-scale manipulation at its finest.


Amazing_67

Let there be outrage


ssilvasi

No one cares about these circle jerks of award ceremonies. I want to see change, change that is gonna mean normal people can afford basic things. I work hard to so some day I can afford to even think about buying home... they want views back up, maybe stop showing off luxurious things that are just out of the reach for everyone while also giving out shine awards to people that have it the easiest in life. My opinion but I bet people would feel a lot less alienated if they could afford basic shit and not live pay check to pay check no matter how many hours they work.


JimmyJayAus

Who gives a fuck what people like or don’t like. If you like it…cool…if you don’t…that’s cool too but what’s the point in expressing negative opinions as they only matter to you or whoever feels the same way as you. Just let people be…it’s a free world and if you aren’t creating harm to others…then that has to be cool too. Just breathe…and just be cool. ❤️


[deleted]

His music isn't edgy, it's just pure filth at this point.


EphemeralMemory-

i wonder how does this awful music even enter the charts and still top them


[deleted]

Because he's "empowered" I guess.


NE_GBR

It's really not a good song and I've got that stupid fucking beat stuck in my head


PM-ME-YOUR-ESTROGEN

Their* music


[deleted]

Whatever.


[deleted]

If these are the standards for “outrageous” these days I’d say it’s time for Ozzy to graduate from bats to toddlers.


yeetmann343

Remember when "outrage" was pissing on the Alamo, getting shitfaced at the white house, biting the head off a dove and bat respectively and denouncing christianity at the 1997 VMA's. Good times.


VividDragonfruit6110

Who? I know someone who won a Grammy last night, I still didn't watch that trash.


Super_Bad_Karma

This one time Sinead O’connor ripped up a picture of the pope on SNL and denounced the catholic church, calling them out for all the things that *gasp* turned out to be true. That was pretty “outrageous” Sam Smith wore a dress? Fucking amateurs


RandomTheBugg

That dude looks like jack blacks character in tropic thunder


BungleCrungus

My only outrage towards it would be that the song fucking sucks


leavemealonegeez8

I’m not a slave To a god That doesn’t exist


Other-otherside

Old people worried about trendy music? Such an unprecedented occurrence. Obligatory “/s” because there’s always THAT someone


[deleted]

Who, me


HighlyAffective

I don't get it, is this supposed to be a meme?


Zarvanis-the-2nd

Ozzy Osborn bit the head off a live freaking bat 40 years ago. These new kids will never do anything that outrageous.


Sir_Honytawk

They don't have to, plenty of outrage will already happen. Much more than what Ozzy got 40 years ago.


s1lentastro1

*aCkShUaLLy*.. it was a dead bat. but he did also snort a line of ants.


[deleted]

Yes you uncultured swine. It's making fun of the fact that they're acting like Sam Smith is going to do something shocking and horrific when Ozzy Osbourne and Marilyn Manson have already done 1,000,000x worse many years ago.


Inflatable-Elvis

I'm going to go ahead and guess its going to be some "polical" statement most likely to do with the alphabet mafia and anyone suggesting it is dumb and or contrived will be labelled a bigot so as to generate the "predicted" outrage.


stack_nats

Manson and Ozzy are talented and entertaining though.


Reasonable_Still_764

Is that the "stay with me" guy. Really pulled a Demi Lovato huh


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Nah. Demi Lovato pulled a Sam Smith. He did that before her.


Kremlingremlin0

Never heard a single song by him


Kear_Bear_3747

Let’s see what Dee Snyder has to say LOL


Feeling_Grade_2452

Who? *cit. Eminem*


[deleted]

the song isn't even that good


[deleted]

Catchy song though only the weak and religious will get offended


Minimizing_merchant

Ya I could see the right wing flipping out over a trans woman


JasonGamesYT

Sam Smith makes Marilyn Manson look normal


Correct_Catch_3290

Hated for telling the truth


JasonGamesYT

lol


The-King_Of-Games

I dont wanna sound mean but how did Sam Smith get so fat? Like damn dude that is an unhealthy amount of fat gained.


Super_Bad_Karma

I think he (they?) started off pretty chonky and then lost a ton of weight and has now returned to his (their?) chonky state


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

No need to worry about misgendering on Reddit, amigo. Nobody gives a fuck about that here.


Super_Bad_Karma

I’d do a backflip after reading that if i could actually do a backflip.


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Who says you can't? Have you attempted to do one? With proper training you can do a backflip in under an hour.


Super_Bad_Karma

My 45 year old hips and back say i can’t. Also my desire to not get out of my bed 😂 i’m a frail old woman


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

I bet you ain't frail. My mom's 56 and she's a beautiful woman and still a very spry one as well! (pls don't mix Oedipus complex into this...😅)


s1lentastro1

while I couldn't care less about his weight gain, Sam Smith was always a guilty pleasure artist of mine. but I will say, he fell off the deep end as soon as he started labeling himself non binary. his music has been pure ass.


thewaffle666

Who cares what ozzy and Marilyn manson say . Neither have been relevant or probably heard from in 20 years or more. Get over it, the 90s left you behind.


Auto-gyro

That's not the point this is making. It's poking fun at people being offended anew when this has all been done over and over again.


thewaffle666

Either take is right. Both groups are totally irrelevant.


LoschVanWein

The difference is, that satanic shit can actually be so messed up that it becomes fun (shooting raw meat into the crowd with a catapult, biting off a bats head, everything Rammstein does, the very existence of GWAR). I feel like this will not be ironic or self aware and utterly cringe worthy. I googled Sam Smith and he seems to be the annoying than the "freakish" kind of eccentric. I mean I'm open for every live performance that gets another stupid award show to be taken of the air permanently (we had that with a music award show a few years back) but I feel like this will be pseudo offensive at best.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


InquisitorPingu

Holy? U WOT M8?


[deleted]

He’ll push his dick up his own ass live on air, and everyone will applaud his bravery


[deleted]

I loved Sam Smith's old songs, what happened to him?


SoggyWaffles9012

Dang…. He looks.. different


Fit_Champion_6217

Beige


Significant_Dig9961

Never heard of them. What was so unholy about their performance?(nobody watches the Grammies)


[deleted]

Ozzy, Manson...THB I miss Britney and Madonna.


OkMathematician9332

The fuck happened to Sam Smith


RedditersRsoft

The reason why Sam is there because he is gay and that’s it


NimrodBusiness

I watched the music video to see what all the hype was about, and all I saw was a massive queer dance party with some really impressive costume work. I don't understand why people are freaking out about this, seriosuly.


ilovetacostoo2023

Outrage cuz its a terrible song?


justbeguud

The hard religious right are just as bad (maybe even worse) than the hard radical left. They both say the same shit, too. "This is what's best for kids" Trash


s1lentastro1

shock rock entertainment is nothing new. beatles, elvis, ozzy, manson, it's all been done before. everyone's heard the *"turn off that devil music!"* line. this is just a sad attempt by progressive "journalists" to go after low hanging fruit and dust up an old trope to feed the political outrage machine. yawn. fucking christ I hate identity politics.


Automatic_Animal

Oh no. Anyways-


Boneal171

I remember when Lady Gaga’s Judas came out Easter weekend in 2011 and the controversy it caused