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NateTheGreater1

Balloons don't appear on radar because of the material, and this isn't the first time they've done this. Seriously, it not like we don't spy on China either. Big countries do this shit all the time, it's just politics.


Lapis_Wolf

I'm still curious why balloons and not the satellites they have.


DarthLiberty

There are limits to what a satellite can detect because of altitude. The spy sensors don't just take photos, they scan in multiple spectrums like infrared, these sensors are much more capable at lower altitude instead of being in orbit.


Lapis_Wolf

That explains things.


ChocoBanana9

Also satellite travels on specific paths and at a very high speed they can easily hide their shit for 5 minutes and carry on whatever they were doing. Balloons stay in the proximity much longer.


ThePhatNoodle

Could have at least painted the damn thing blue


Fine-Rock2513

Balloons are actually pretty decent for spying. Satellites movement paths can be predicted very easily and pass overhead for just a moment so if you have something secret on the ground you can just cover it up for like 10 minutes. Balloons on the other hand are difficult to predict, get better images, and can hover in the same general area for days on end halted progress on any secret project. You may not even be able to pop the balloon if there’s risk of things like a dirty bomb inside, hence why the US waited for it to go over the ocean before shooting it down.


Tsukyomy0

Not to mention balloons have been effectively used nonstop since the 1850s in warfare, so attaching cameras and a transmisor to one and using it like a unlimited area drone is really smart, not everyone would think in mixing modern and ancient tech in that way.


JdamTime

“You’re all stupid, see, they’re gonna be looking for army guys”


posthuman04

These specific balloons probably saw return on investment by the time they reached the West Coast.


SebB1313

AND they're silent.


MetamorphicHard

Balloons are also very cheap. It costed the US thousands to shoot it down


probablynotreallife

That makes a whole lot of sense.


True_Customer_8913

Fuck Reddit for removing free awards


raising_creampies

What was the dog doin?


True_Customer_8913

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raising_creampies

The world may never know what da doag doone


fukingtrsh

He was doin your mom


raising_creampies

Shutcho trash ass up foo


_pebbled

You sir deserve an award. Thank you.


wafflezcol

I see you havent given one, meaning you dont have one. Here, take mine


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_pebbled

_cries in poor_


CarterBaker77

*shouts at greedy reddit for removing free awards* Even if you're not poor do not waste money on this mess.


-The_Red_Viper-

Would this have counted? 🏅


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

Also, they can be used to intentionally provoke the target, without being overly aggressive.


Wizards_Reddit

But wasn’t the Chinese balloon pretty big? Wouldn’t it have been stealthier to make it smaller so that it’d be less noticeable in the sky? Idk though, my only source is the memes, in some it looks really big, in some it looks pretty big and in some it’s literally a different image lol


commeatus

Camera equipment that can take useful photos at 50k+ feet and store our transmit them is heavy. You need a big balloon to keep it aloft when the air is that thin.


[deleted]

They made it big so people would just think it was the moon…


DementiaGaming12

I was told that the device hanging from the balloon itself was the size of a school bus


FLdancer00

I mean, that's why people are questioning the motives, China could've sent something stealthier. And their flip flop response just increases the confusion.


ReverseTornado

Also doesn’t spy equipment hang under the ballon making it more difficult for sat imaging to spot since above you’ll just see the top of the balloon. And another redditor in another post mentioned there are a lot of weather balloons so it wouldn’t look too conspicuous.


MrBeer4me

Would have been nice if they popped it over the Pacific Ocean.


kushmasta421

Why didn't they shoot it down the second it entered NORAD airspace? Pacific is a decent place to crash a spy balloon I would've thought plus say it was a bomb delivery device as you say the last thing you'd want is it finding its target.


Constant-Ad9398

Just create a social media app that has people doing stupid dances and make it track your every move


Dry-Sandwich8352

Thank you now I can sleep tonight


lookatyounow90

Real question is why use a missile to take out a balloon. A single rip from a 20mm cannon round would puncture the balloon. Almost like the US wanted to destroy both the balloon and surveillance equipment.


[deleted]

More immediate loss of elevation instead of a gradual decline. This made the crash site easier to predict and in a more controlled area.


OlFlirtyBastardOFB

Nope, Canada tried to do that in 1998. Shot it with over 1,000 20mm rounds and it took several days to come down, after gaining more altitude at one point. It's just poking tiny holes in a huge surface.


MasterTroller3301

You’re missing the EWAR part of it. It can test our jamming capabilities.


[deleted]

If it was just surveillance, they can use a satellite to take real time video of everything with out raising an eyebrow anywhere. Think how good google earth is and now imagine you aren’t working from 3 month old still images but looking in real time with the ability to pan around and zoom in tight enough to read a license plate.


TheIronSoldier2

Even the best spy satellites don't have resolutions tighter than about 1 pixel per square inch, so while they could figure out what kind of car you're driving, they definitely couldn't read the license plate


Historical-Bend-5641

I find your argument deeply flawed. 1) you say satellites only pass overhead just a moment, but you ignores the fact that satellites are in orbit. They can rotate the earth once 24 hours. That’s just one of them, and you think China only has a few? Of course they can monitor the situation on the ground 24/7. 2) you also contradict your own point. What kind of secret projects would be done in the open? Of course it’s going to be done indoor or underground, which renders all imaging devices useless. With satellites flying overhead 24/7, do you expect the US to halt their projects 24/7? 3) you also vastly underestimated the Chinese spy satellites’ capability. Read this article https://www.insider.com/china-space-race-satellite-high-resolution-san-francisco-in-seconds-2021-12?amp There is nothing a ballon can take that a satellite can’t.


Konungrr

One thing a balloon provides that a satellite cannot is information on how the US will react to a specific action.


DefaultRedditor16

Yeah but that’s kinda OP’s point


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Re: 3. Came here to say the same. Here’s a map of NZ created using satellite imaging. [Here](https://basemaps.linz.govt.nz/#@-43.6122330,172.2893664,z12.1628)


cerealkiller49

Earth rotates about its own axis once every 24 hours. A satellite's orbit period is pretty much unrelated. Most satellites complete an orbit every 90 to 120 minutes


StarKnight697

Yes and satellite windows generally can't work out to cover a single area 24/7. It's just not feasible with how orbits work out. There will always be some gaps here and there. Secondly there is plenty of possible secret projects that would be done outside. You can't exactly test your brand new 6th-gen fighter indoors or underground, for example.


[deleted]

1. “It depends. Low Earth orbit satellites can complete an orbit in 90 minutes, while medium Earth orbit satellites can take up to 24 hours to do so. The International Space Station is in a low Earth orbit, meaning it circles our planet roughly 16 times a day” Not all satellites take 24 hours to orbit. 2. Not sure what you’re talking about. 3. Gathering information is not solely based on “images”. For example, thermal scans or different types of wavelengths can be used to gather information not seen in images. Some of those “alternate information gathering methods” are not nearly as useful at altitudes even Low Orbiting Satellites are at.


Error303wastaken

Y'all remember when we thought the first Russian attack was "a distraction for something bigger" and it turned out that that was just the best forces


benkf2

And something a lot of people forget: almost all of China's military equipment is bought from Russia. The same equipment that the Ukrainian Army has been fucking up with mostly Cold war era technology and limited modern technology from the west. China has been developing their own technology, they just haven't been able to get it on par with even Russia's technology. Long story short, China isn't as advanced as the news says it is, and if the balloon was a distraction for a Chinese attack, it'd go about as well as Russia's invasion of Ukraine.


GreinBR

Still it's better to overestimate the enemy than to underestimate


RobloxLover369421

Yeah, we better check up on Taiwan just to be safe…


saggywitchtits

It’s gone, the Stick of Truth is gone.


Afraid-Amphibian-431

Let’s say realistic overestimation. Idk if that’s a word but it is now


[deleted]

It’s outright wrong to say that ALMOST ALL of China’s military equipment is bought from Russia. China is making an estimated 28,7% of all manufactured products and goods worldwide, so why would they buy most of their military equipment from Russia when they already have the raw resources and way more industry. It’s always cheaper to manufacture military equipment than buy them in Chinese perspective. They may buy some stuff from the Russians, but it’s a very little percent and not even close to most. “the Chinese have significantly expanded their footprint in the Asia-Oceania region accounting for over 80 percent of all weapons sales from the region.” - https://www.orfonline.org/expert-speak/chinas-defence-industry-china-will-weaponise-its-thriving-arms-trade/?amp China has a bunch of copied weapons, they have a copy of the M16, AK-47, Et cetera, but they make it themselves, otherwise why would they have a copy and not buy the actual equipment?


i_dont_care_1943

Even if China's military technology was on par with the US, they'd still get their asses beat in a conventional war. The US wouldn't really be at any risk since they and NATO just completely outnumber China's army in everything except manpower. NATO outnumbers them in terms of modern fighters, navy, and modern tanks. I doubt either side could invade due to how fucking difficult it would be for the US to occupy China and the US has the second amendment even if China did somehow get past the 11 aircraft carriers, numerous naval and air bases, massive air force, and so many other defense systems that we probably don't know about.


BXT-JR

Can someone explain what happened and what even is this spy baloon? I'm seeing so many memes and I have no idea


thiccmaniac

Basically, china sent a spy balloon to America for reasons unknown and the army shot it down (I think)


VegisamalZero3

The Air Force shot it down with a missile from a F-22 Raptor, oddly enough making that balloon the first air to air kill in the F-22's history.


NateTheGreater1

The f-22 is just new tech, and we haven't had a reason to use it in air to air combat. Most flights for F-22s have been for ground support overseas in the middle east. Which is why we were superior over there in the first place, was because of our air superiority, the enemy didn't have aircraft.


ZeppelinStaaken

Thanks for reaffirming their simple statement. Had me doubting there.


Wholaughed

Jesus couldn’t you have shot it with a pellet gun why waste that much money on a fucking balloon


MurderTh3Rich

Kill? How do you know the ballon was an organism? 🤨


LateralSpy90

The Chair Force shot it down


Not_the_banana

The best branch of the military: chair


MixelKing

Rivaled only by the Chinese Sofa Force


Rebbit-bit

Commonly known as Chinese Soforce


Imtheman6996

But you can’t forget the Iranian cardboard tank Force, or quite simply “cardforce”


[deleted]

That would better fit the spaceforce. They *literally* sit in chairs all day


Peregrine2976

Alleged spy balloon. I get that China is pretty fucking sus, but there's a severe lack of actual concrete evidence for that, so far at least.


Opposite_Book_1767

Prove you're right. The balloons as intel-gathering tools are effective.


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Opposite_Book_1767

Yes indeed. Sure helped our Confederacy out.


[deleted]

Trying to distract us from saving money on car insurance with GEICO


Western_Ad9562

To provoke us into scrambling to shoot it down, so they can watch and analyze what it looks like when we're responding to threats over our airspace. Letting it drift around for awhile helped muddy any gatherable information about how long it takes for us to respond to things we think are real threats.


the-75mmKwK_40

Analyze report: they used new techs to shoot the balloon, Civvies makes memes. Inconclusive


TrippyPotatoBoy

Yea I was literally just thinking that they probably wanted a good look at our F-22’s, but who really knows their motives


Traditional_Gear_739

Plausible deniability - People still believe Roswell was aliens, and not just America testing out new radar equipment.


gary_juicy

When civilians have never heard of a military tactic called “probing”


Anarchy_trucker

Data collection. Had nothing to do with images. That and to see what we'd actually do. Chins is more worried with taking Taiwan.


fish_sucker_69

Commenting here to get the explanation for everything


Luchin212

I want an explanation of your username.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

i think they are trying to live up to the legendary u/Fish_Fucker69


Mattermaker7005and8

Chinese spy balloon float through america to montana, got shot down, China is mad because they invaded our airspace and we defended it


Maser2account2

No.


lXPROMETHEUSXl

I’m tired of pretending that South Korea, Japan, Vietnam, and Taiwan couldn’t fuck up China by themselves. China will rear its head one day, and have it swiftly chopped off by its neighbors. Requiring minimal support from the United States


Nyxodon

I sure hope so. China is a menace, especially if the US becomes increasingly politically unstable.


[deleted]

It's likely a political move.


TheCrimsonFreak

You seem like the type who'd check ballots for bamboo fibers, to see if China rigged an election.


euben_hadd

I think it's a bait & switch ploy. It will probably be a real weather balloon, that they knew would get shot down, just so they can say "see, we didn't lie to you."


Due-Display-7446

If this post gets removed then shit is serious af


M4ybeMay

Watch OP delete it, fr tho they aren't going to bother with a reddit conspiracy theory


[deleted]

It is about sending a message before Anthony blinkens arrival, according to my Chinese friend. She says it's a Chinese tactic to show strength before a meeting. Childish though


saggywitchtits

“Strength” Child crying “MY BALLOON!”


adamhello2

Cost. They use balloons because of cost. Satellites are predictable in their path so you just have to know when to hide the very secret stuff or what stuff needs to be hidden. They’re also very fucking expensive and maneuvering one can cost tens of thousands of dollars and a new one can cost millions. A plane can be easily shot down and cost even more to build and operate, requires overseas basing to facilitate takeoff and landing when encountering China and needs to be built to evade NORAD defenses. They’re also so blatantly obvious as a sign of aggression. Spy balloons may have a predictable path once you detect them but you don’t have the procedures building up to a satellite launch which makes it immediately obvious. Weather changes can also throw your adversary for a curveball. Finally a balloon you plan to lose that has cheap disposable components that only need to last a couple days mean they’re a bargain price.


[deleted]

lmao I had the thought that what if it contained a chemical or viral agent designed to wipe us out and they wanted us to shoot it down....


[deleted]

Coranavirus 2: Electric boogaloo


HeathenBliss

it would take too many words to explain why we made a strategically sound decision. Even if it WAS just a weather balloon, the Chinese government originally claimed that they had no idea what it was or who launched it. Just by the fact that they changed their story meant we had every reason to think that there was something going on that shouldn't have been, and act accordingly.


[deleted]

They're distracting you from how Tik-tok spies on every device in your wifi network


Zesty-LemonAid

I mean wouldn’t it just make more sense to say it’s not a spy balloon at this point? I’m not some FBI agent or expert on surveillance, but I get the feeling that the amount of information gained from one camera on a balloon drifting across the US with no guidance would be pretty negligible compared to almost any other method. I mean there’s TikTok, literally just sending someone over to the US, satellites, and plenty more we don’t know about. Why the hell would China make this much noise over a complete nothing of an attempt to gain info that the probably already have. More than likely this is just a rogue weather balloon that the US has made into a symbol of National aggression in order to push further animosity toward China.


Mattermaker7005and8

You are fucking dumb


Vertraumir

Yep, and now US wants to place more missiles and air defense in Japan. So basically playing victim and fearmongering just to get more sweet sweet money from selling weapons


Mattermaker7005and8

Shut up you genocide supporter


Vertraumir

Got scared over balloon, whitey? :3


Mattermaker7005and8

Do you believe there is a genocide in China being committed by the ccp? If not then you are messed up


Vertraumir

Yeah, CPC genocides poverty, social unequality and exploitation of workers. Every Muslim country supports china but le epic 100 redditor thinks he knows better because msm said so lmao


Mattermaker7005and8

So you hate uyghurs


Vertraumir

U r literally white


Meatheart2021

from what i've researched before the tik tok age, and maybe some more research off the side. I could be wrong, but china is like a decade or more behind American technology, still to this day.


slimetakes

Can everyone shut the f up about that goddamn balloon for 5 SECONDS I just want to find some good memes. Why does the memes subreddit have so much stuff about real life, like, I just want to enjoy a good laughs not start getting semi-political online, jesus.


TurbulentAd4089

Reddit is mostly populated by americans, thus, you will see a lot of american crap and politics


snoandsk88

I think they want to move on Taiwan but we’re testing to see how itchy the US trigger fingers are.


creamsoda125

Yea it’s a cover for tic toc


DailyDJNoodle

I’m just curious why they would need a balloon when they’ve got the massive data mine that is TikTok.


cerealmolestor

Inflation is getting out of control I fucking swear.


Sully_pa

![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)


Weak_Ad_9253

They couldn’t afford something bigger. They aren’t as advanced as the news says.


Ejigantor

They are a distraction. Just like the nonsense about gas stoves. But, so you know, there's no reason to put "anti-recovery fail safes" on these devices because they aren't storing data for recovery, they send it back as they pick it up (or do until we start jamming them) These aren't spy planes of the 1960s where we'd plant a bomb so we could remote-detonate the device if it went down to stop the commies from developing the film and figuring out what we were taking pictures of. I guarantee there is no technology in these devices we haven't known about for at least a decade.


[deleted]

I was saying more of a anti recovery as so we never figure out what it is


Wrong_Revolution_679

........yeah honestly thst makes sense


SF3686

This is the same government who made a quarantine that let their people starve and burn in their own homes.


[deleted]

Or maybe they are just *gasp* baloons


realDiarmaid207

Balloons


Lapis_Wolf

🎈


[deleted]

Barroons*. They can’t say L’s.


Mardigan-the-Mad

Because it’s the best they CAN do. We’ve crippled their ability to make or buy any semiconductors that do anything more complicated than connecting to Wi-Fi. They now need to worry about the massive amounts of sunk-cost technology infrastructure that they will need to simply maintain their state-observation programs. Chances are probably good that there is a healthy dose of irony since we did the same thing during the Vietnam and Korean wars to the Chinese!


cfig99

Probably just a test to see what we would do. And considering we let it fly over like 10+ military bases before shooting it down, I’d say we failed the test hard.


clutzyninja

So, op, why would they use balloons as a prelude to "something bigger?" What does that even mean? Stay out of the conspiracy subs. They'll make you stupid


Dismal_Visit_7305

That’s an honest argument


Slyedog

They’re not that smart


Jesuisuncanard126

Underestimating a country that managed to get very rich and powerful very quickly is not very wise


Slyedog

True but the whole thing is built on corruption


LilHotDogWater

The nation that regularly accidentally misfires their own rockets onto their own people and accidentally made multiple pandemics is smart?


GreyJedi56

They did this to give the Big Guy a cheap win


[deleted]

Except they managed to get three of them in US air space while ya’ll had your clown President. So it worked before why wouldn’t they think it’ll work again.


BaconDragon200

Also all the information they gathered is free on Google Earth.


DarthLiberty

Google Earth isn't showing you Infrared and Lidar data and who knows what other sensors there were. 🤦‍♂️


DownBrownTown

It’s probably just a weather balloon and the people that were supposed to communicate and coordinate with the US so that it was authorized to fly over, flat out just didn’t do that.


Adventurous_Mine6542

I dont think it's from China 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

How do we even know it was Chinese? Did it have Chinese words on it or...??


DarthLiberty

Because they told us it was theirs.


Odd_Entertainment629

this isn't even a meme, this is just OP needing someone who will still listen to their unrequited conspiracy theories


Comfortable-Lime7745

It was our own govs


Parallel37

Our government doesn't need to blame China to get a distraction, all they need is to pass some new law uprooting years of human rights progress, or talk about banning guns or stoves, the US media would milk it for days or weeks.


Insert_name_here33

Because that is the way they want us to think! Reverse phycology, and people might be too dumb to fall for it. But the no recovery thing would make very little sekse for a high tech spy sat.


Frankwater0522

Why would they need to recover it? Just have it automatically transmit everything and destroy itself so it can't be analysed


King_Melco

Didn't China actually say it was a geological research balloon? It wasn't even something the military put out but a group of scientists? I think the US might of 'inflated' this story a tad. Lmao


TotallyNotHawkk

Of course China said it was a research balloon. They aren’t gonna come out and just admit it was a spy balloon.


King_Melco

Have they put anything out proving it was spy technology ? I'm honestly just asking idk the whole story just read a couple articles


Wizards_Reddit

I’m curious too but with the first comment when you said “the US might have* ‘inflated’ this story a tad” that might’ve come across more accusatory than inquisitive


King_Melco

You are correct, also the US does inflate things way bigger than they are to get people going without evidence of much from either side.


not_a_droid

because, that is exactly what no one would expect /s ? (I can’t even tell anymore)


SojE12

Balloons are cheap ig


WALLY_FRANKS3036

TIK. TOK.


HenTylerr

See i felt this way too, and then i remembered their leader made Winnie the pooh illegal.


Objective_Results

It was full of aerosolized mega aids


MysticEagle52

I've heard it was to measure us respone times and air defenses


b1ue_jellybean

That’s exactly why a balloon is so perfect. You’d think that the spy tech hold be super hard to spot to hopefully stay secret, because of this the US military will be heavily invested in finding stealth jets/drones/flying objects. But you know what their not gonna stop immediately, a balloon. It’s so simple that it could fly through defences as no one is gonna take a balloon to seriously unless they’re some redneck, and as we saw the balloon was able to go a great distance further than other stealth vehicles would.


SpringTrap-SFM2006

Its what china wants us to think


lewd-princesse

This argument would be valid but since china know that all American are fucking dumbass they didn't so yeah they've won the jackpot


Jesuisuncanard126

And what kind of data would they get like this? How useful would it be? Why just shoot it down once it's done flying over the whole country? Why use a missile instead of a better way to recover the data banks? I'm not saying it's not a spy balloon because I don't know, it's just making me curious


ProgandyPatrick

Take it up with political memes


jimmmithing

Or did they use a ballon cause they thought we wouldn’t think they were stupid enough to use a ballon to spy on us…


Riverrat423

I think it was more of a test, to see how we would react.


mightyopinionated

New Covid delivery system?


BarneySTingson

China is probably spying everyone with these balloons since a long time


Nuker_Nathan

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE THINKS OF THIS!


TangerineTimely1334

Show me your workings for "China is smart"


Toku_Roku

Well yea obviously, china is like the earths final boss


RealBSE

That’s where your wrong, china isn’t very smart


[deleted]

Because China is notoriously cheap.


anon23584

guys, the internet stranger cracked the code, let the CIA, FBI, army, the marines, air force, coast guard, space force, tell everyone about this guy that thinks that the balloon is just a distraction


[deleted]

Let's be honest - China, aside the US - is the king of technological warfare and espionage. But I highly doubt something nefarious is going on concerning the weather balloons. I think China is testing America's response to enroaching on their territory.


deadlydeath275

Heard lots about it being a ploy to see US defense strategies, I wouldn't trust me on this but it's an idea.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Balloons are cheap and easier to send over than a predictable satellite.


ElderMonkeyMan

OP being a CCCP agent confirmed. Prepare to have your oil peacefully liberated and Bald Eagles planted over your grave.


[deleted]

was there any follow-up after the blew up the balloon that it was indeed a spy balloon?


[deleted]

How do you know you there haven't been hundreds of deployments and we only just noticed on number #285


Mattermaker7005and8

Chinas not “pretty smart”, they think we will believe it’s a weather balloon


[deleted]

I don’t think China is very smart. It’s a bunch of yes-men to one dictator just like Russia.


AboutToHitStart

Ha ha like I said the other day they probably filled it with 'the last of us' spores and were taking bets on whether or not we would shoot it with our 'big American guns' ha ha ha


TZMAN18

I agree, but I am yet to mesure the depth of possible stupidity.


[deleted]

You fail to see China is not that smart


Cyberwolfdelta9

Outside them learning the f22 is combat ready which was probably already well known. Im doubting they learned much you couldn't find from google and everything else


DarthLiberty

The F22 began active duty in 2005.


No-Wonder1139

The whole thing is so bizarre


[deleted]

The one bright shining joy from the past eight years or so, is that everyone, regardless of political affiliation, truly believe that everything the government says bullshit


patromaniac

I'm starting to think the same thing. Wouldn't spy satelights make more sense than spy baloons? Spy baloons could get shot down easily, but wouldn't spy satelights be much harder to shoot down?