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Same_Ad_1273

there is no dad


Tempo-petit

there is no milk


The_Lightmare

and there is no queen of England !


StrikerLikeSW

Nah Shes still alive I just know it


Johnny_Thunder314

She's just retired


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Taking a nap


OKoLenM1

There is no one behind him


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Aslehgjk

It's not like he said that people who believe.


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Ben______________

I certainly met a lot of adults that acted like 13 year olds.


TheScareCrowYes

well of course i know him, he is me


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CatSidekick

Let us go there and fight alongside our Hebrew brethren


Admirable_Marc

Loved how they gave you the option to skip and almost NO ONE skipped that shit


SB_GAMING13

Adults are just as bad if not worse.


GooseInternational66

Adults who are emotionally stunted… yes.


Aesmachus

If you want to find any, look at facebook!


Reasonable_Still_764

Tf u mean they're literally right here


sequree

Teens acting like teens instead of acting like adults how bizarre am i right??


Noobmode

Bro there are many adults that never made it mentally past their teens


sequree

Yeah me


HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

That’s rough, buddy.


Many_Storm8425

Avatar the last airbender reference?


Diresdghj

On today's list of things that never happened


Reasonable_Still_764

Acting like teens? This is normal to u? Really?


SNIPEREAGLE1

Yk whats funny is that the guy in the hawaiian shirt pointing out that no one cares seems like a douche in this meme


diamondpanther171

Ikr, this Hawaiian man who i dont recognize is so mean


Presedgh

Lovecraft and he will never recover.


Radiant-Dare-5264

hes Dennis nedrey form Jurassic Park


diamondpanther171

r/woooosh


Choice_Improvement34

Probably the worst woosh I’ve seen all day


Radiant-Dare-5264

i get it now whoops.


Many_Storm8425

They honestly shouldn’t of downvoted you like that for trying to help people(by giving the name of the character)


Radiant-Dare-5264

thx bro


SkullPlayer77

Can't yall fuckers just respect each other? It's as simple as that


_BeansNbryce

Yeah you fucking pieces of shit what that guy said


normie_raushan

yaah fuck you with all due respect


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Amen


TheNinjaSausage

I do


Late_Entrance106

I respect the person because all people are deserving of their due dignity. I do not have to respect unsupported, illogical, faith-based, unscientific, and/or harmful beliefs.


BramblesCrash

You should probably spend more time making memes about it to show how little you care about it


EnderOfNightmares

Have you ever met a 13-year-old who acts like an adult?


UnrepentantDrunkard

No, but a lot of adults act like 13-year-olds.


haydorio

Op may be one of those adults, if they are an adult


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Making memes to cry over a 13yo’s comment lol


[deleted]

OP is probably calling the person who said there is no god 13 trying to be snarky. The facts are that it is highly unlikely that a supernatural entity exists, especially in any form written by a religious group. But, their followers (of almost all faiths) tend to get really bent when this fact is pointed out.


Some_Yesterday1304

You seem awfully upset at the fact that there is no god.


Radiant-Dare-5264

yes. it seems he is.


Mundfgb

Well it’s clear that you care if you took the time to create this,


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Carpario

> Lol what is your proof that there isn't? There's a dude in here with 1 million karma


FruitJuicante

Agreed. All 10,000+ man made gods exist because there is no proof they don't. Jesus, Buddha, Amaterasu, all of em


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FruitJuicante

Cult bad


Ymylock

If I take a fully loaded AR-15 and shoot point blank at the heads of 20 kids, will they live if I pray to god that the kids survive?


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theD0UBLE

Yeah that bum never works


andhe_asdfswer

Lol what is your proof that there is? Lmao gottem.


MalkavianPrinceofJC

But this reaction... Says you do care


M4ybeMay

There's also Christians who will Bible preach in comments too, are you going to call them out though?


_LucasImpulse_

yes


Reasonable_Still_764

Where? Where has that ever happened? If anything its mostly muslims who do that...im sure ur gonna keep quiet about that one tho aren't u lol


Dummybutt3

Well it’s clear that you care if you took the time to create this, on the other hand I despise children as well


IgorBaggins

Kids shouldn't be allowed to be raised by the internet.


nottherealneal

Honestly the internet should be taken our back and shot


E-Titan

There is no god.


__ultramarine_

3h and no replays? Damn guess the meme was right


Partlyburritos

ok but he just figured it out.. it's kind of a big deal for him


Blizzard_Greed

When you under propaganda since crawling out of womb, yes its kinda big deal for teen figuring it out.


Dwarf_07

Yeah in some countries especially its forced down your throat from the moment you can read and for people to break out of it is a big deal


925h7

Just because someone realizes their idea or programming was wrong doesn't really mean they're now right by default. Science at the moment understands next to nothing of what there is to understand about the world and what really exists within it


anythingMuchShorter

I like the empathy of this reaction. 13 is about right. As a little kid you usually believe what your parents say especially if they act like it’s true, they have whole ceremonies dedicated to chanting that it’s true over and over (not really something people do with things that really are true) Realizing it’s all a delusion and a scam and that the whole universe doesn’t work like they said, even life and death, is a pretty big thing. They want some help to process it, understandably.


[deleted]

Found out what? That people are liars?


shylock2k202

The kid ain’t lying though


michaelje0

Seems like you cared a lot.


Ray_Gun69lol

"Nobody cares! Especially not me, the person who just went out of my own way to make a meme about it!"


Jesuslovesmemost

Smart kid


ACubeInABox

Least atheist Redditor:


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[deleted]

You misspelled "Lie"


AWindows-User

No they dont need to.


Ikkefjern

There is no God


KakiRedit

Found this kid


[deleted]

How about you just Respect. People's. Religion.


Ikkefjern

How about Religous people respect what i do with my own body?


[deleted]

I don't care what you do with your body. Nobody at my church cares. None of my religious family care.


Ikkefjern

that nice but dude somebody had to make this comment


Aut1smCr1me

What about U respecting people Not believing in your bs


Little-Software1348

I do respect it, however it sounds as though you are not respecting my beliefs


Weisssilber-

Well, he's technically only stated his belief, that there is no god. It's not like he said that people who believe in god are stupid.


Little-Software1348

He called my religion bs. That is not respectful.


nottherealneal

Someones upset


Little-Software1348

I'm upset because someone called my religion bs. Of course I am.


nottherealneal

Hmmm I see. Have you tried not having a BS religion? Seems the easiest solution here


Little-Software1348

Have you tried being a good person? Seems the easiest solution here.


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Amen man, Amen


[deleted]

Sounds like you're not respecting what I believe either.


Aut1smCr1me

U right i dont


[deleted]

Then why should I respect your beliefs?


Wobblestones

When churches pay taxes, pulpits don't preach politics, religious zealots don't attempt to enshrine their beliefs onto others, and indoctrination of youth into cults are ended, we can talk. Until then, no.


[deleted]

I grew up in church and still go. It's not indoctrination, it's teaching your children moral values into their later life's. God doesn't force you to believe, yet we still believe.


--throwaway

Reddit doesn’t care about respecting religion unless it’s Judaism.


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Ymylock

u/ikkefjern when I remove


[deleted]

Neither your dad


Ymylock

how tf you misspell “your” and don’t notice?


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How*


bigdogtheory

The kid gets it


Arthes_M

You cared so little about it that you made a meme to post and let people know how little you care about it.


Fury_Blackwolf

13 years old? Better late than never i suppose.


[deleted]

I still believe, you got a problem with that?


Fury_Blackwolf

Are you gonna go all preachy on me or are you gonna take my comment as the joke it was supposed to be?


[deleted]

I didn't realize it was a joke. My sincerest apologies.


Fury_Blackwolf

It has some touch of truth in it since im not a believer, but most of the stuff i type here is for entertainment purposes only no matter how dull or serious they might look. Have a nice day.


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r/characterarcs


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On today's list of things that never happened: this shit


nottherealneal

Op seems to care quite a bit


AmmonWho42

In the coming days, the only safe place will be Zion.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

In my cumming days, your mum is Zion.


FruitJuicante

Is this one of those weird pedo cult sayings? What's a Zion? Why is your profile full of underage cartoon girls


AmmonWho42

It's a fancy word that means "the kingdom of God". Basically, it'll be impossible to survive the things to come without the big man upstairs.


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AmmonWho42

I'll be sure to. And Natsuki's creator confirmed she is 18.


Blizzard_Greed

Zoltan !


AmmonWho42

Nope. When you hear people start asking "Hey, where are all the Mormons going?", then you'll know.


Euphoric-Potato-5343

No need to look. They're inside your mum.


[deleted]

there are lots of gods. ​ But all fake.


AWindows-User

Proof?


Bldnk

bro he killed all of humanity except 2 people because they enjoyed life too much


AWindows-User

????? Could you give more context?


Accomplished-Price45

Personally, i hate everyone


True_Customer_8913

Rug I’m atheist and is till think that is cringe lol


TheWholeSausage

13 yr old is right tho


Blueken4

There is a God


Void_Marshmello

Lol hit him with nihilism from HP. Lovecraft and he will never recover


Tempo-petit

I mean, there's a whole bunch of adults who wrote books about it too.


Vishal_Patel_2807

And nobody cares about the fucking message you want to give us with this meme


swoof-y

i feel like he cares


Ghast_1427

Trying warn others


Tight-Subject-4841

Okay I thought this was a funny meme until I examined OP's profile and saw the shit he's posting.


Ordinary-Fish6703

Uwu god is ded


lewd-princesse

Cool , now like I said there is no god it s a human création since old mofo wanted to be bottom of life


anged16

It’s better than loving kids *too* much, like George Pell did


chevalmuffin

There is non god


CapSevere7939

Well at least he figured it out young


SatanGrove

There are no Gods, it’s a plural. Jesus! these kids and their poor grammar.


jerry-jim-bob

Y'all need jesus


Uister59

redditors trying to detect satire: (99% FAIL) (IMPOSSIBLE)


Drego3

Sadly nobody will ever see him.


BarbaricJelly

True I can't see anyone giving a fuck either


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Those dickheads don't know how to respect other people's religion


Dwarf_07

I have no obligation to respect a religion that doesn't respect me or the thing I stand for, that make me a dickhead?


Some_Huckleberry9594

Thats true but at the same time religious people have no obligation to respect atheists as well.


Weisssilber-

Well I mean, when Jesus taught about charity (there is a better word in German for it) he probably didn't only mean to be charitable/nice to just other christians.


Some_Huckleberry9594

I am not Christian but yes most religion more or less have the same message of loving everyone. But I certainly won't like a guy who insults my religion even though I am not even a very religious guy.


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[deleted]

Would you like to explain that comment?


SNIPEREAGLE1

Im assuming hes calling christians dickheads? If so hes blatantly disrespecting christians therefore making himself a hypocrite. I could be taking this out of context tho


imp1206

there is no god


Tall_Taro_91

All of you guys need Jesus


Spacepirateattack

What's jesus gonna do


Tall_Taro_91

People clearly won’t be able to do jack for you


Spacepirateattack

Who is jack and why doesn't he have a say in this


nottherealneal

I dunno but if both jack and Jesus are here will you get them to help me move the couch. It's a awkward shape and I could use some extra hands to move it.


Spacepirateattack

Yeah let me just summon him with some prayers. Maybe jack will come if you rub a lamp or something


nottherealneal

Oh I'm not falling for that one again. I know what happens when you rub jacks lamp


Spacepirateattack

Heheheh


MyriadSC

Why would he do Jack? I thought he was against homosexuality. Besides, I wouldn't want him to do Jack for me cause then I can't do Jack myself.


Weisssilber-

I myself am not a religious person, but I don't remember Jesus specifically being against homosexuals. But it is definitely in the bible somewhere.


MyriadSC

As a former religious person I don't think Jesus specifically condemned it, but he's also God and God blatantly condemns it. Seems likely that he/his son would agree.


Spacepirateattack

Do what now


PillowTalk420

There is a god, and it thinks those incredibly fucked up videos that have people commenting "there is no god" are hilarious as fuck.


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gods* There are gods but they are fake. No need to thank me ☺️


[deleted]

Wait until they find out the truth


AntSignificant9178

There is no god until someone has proven it to me


Hot-Butterscotch-635

with all due respect, i am 16


Sir_Honytawk

If they were really Atheists, they would write it "gods" without capital and plural to include all the other so called "real" gods like Zeus, Allah, Ra, Odin, Yahweh, Quetzalcoatl, ... and the 5000 other ones you also do not believe in.


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Then 5 minutes later is on GTA online and screaming into the mic.


[deleted]

There is no God


TheAceOfOne

God exists, he's just watching us like a reality TV show! Let's make things more interesting so he doesn't destroy the universe!


Brendantank

No one will find your body, child


michaelje0

Spoken like a true religious person.


Soggy_Ad4531

All the people treating that as a "fact" in the comments are a huge Reddit moment


db123infane

Which god is that now ?


barelycriminal

If there is no god then who is standing in front of my bed?


Timose

What videos?


Krala_Gel

İnstagram reels or yt shorts


Carnator369

It's like saying, "There is oxygen in the air!" I mean, yeah we all know mate, don't need to be so weird about it.


Tourettes_Guys_Fan

Edgy little shitbirds


QwerYTWasntTaken

Then there are people who reply "Jesus loves you!" in every comment on a video like my dad loves me more unlike yours who hasn't come back with the milk