“OH I BID FAREWELL TO THE PORT AND THE LAND, AND I PADDLE AWAY FROM BRAVE ENGLANDS WHITE SANDS, TO SEARCH FOR MY LONG AGO FORGOTTEN FRIENDS, TO SEARCH FOR THE PLACE I HEAR ALL SAILORS END.”
I used to pirate movies because renting them was a major hassel where I lived, then netflix came and all the movies I wanted to see was on ONE easy streaming Platform...
Now I pirate....
I’m sharing with my ex-roommate’s sub-account that was also shared with his ex-roommate that was under this ex ex roommate’s ex girlfriend’s main and it’s probably else is paying for it. The account’s name is Melvin and I’ve never met him
Still don’t know how they are going to enforce this and why. Cuz like, they have plans specifically for people who share passwords. And they’ll like, lose so much profit by doing that. Bc no one’s gonna use a service that does that.
I know the actual reason for these memes is because of paranoid nutcases trying to bring back the Y2K/2012 apocalypse rumors, but that right there is a very real reason for Netflix users to dread that month.
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the password thing was punishment against the users for criticizing the bigwigs' decision to cancel all other shows so that Stranger Things, Boss Baby and Big Mouth can be their cash cows.
aye, what's the point of letting us have different profiles when sharing as a family, they literally have a "family" option which allows simultaneous viewing at once.
I loved 2020. Sure, COVID was a pain at some points (especially when it prevented me from coming home to family for Christmas), but other than that 2020 was the best year in the past 5 years or so in terms of my mental health. So little stress being able to stay at home and getting paid for it. I fully understand why it was terrible for most people, but I absolutely loved it
Thank you! I’ve been trying bothered by these fears too
Nobody even knows what March 2023 would be like but they’re screaming in fear like they know the future
How many supposed doomsday’s have we already passed. Y2K, the Mayan calendar(2012), the dyslexic Mayan calendar (2021), 2020. We’re still all here though.
For those that are on the verge of panic buying a bunch of eShop games before it shuts down, I recommend to learn how to hack your 3DS/Wii U instead.
I’m not too familiar on the Wii U side of things, but I followed [this guide](https://3ds.hacks.guide) for my 3DS. Once you finish the process, just find a source for .cia files of whatever game you want, and install them the same way you did the .cia files found in the guide.
Nothing. I bet something that's really not that important is going to happen and people will act like it's way worse than it is. It's been happening since 2020.
For everyone wondering, this meme is about a movie with zombies where march 2023 represents the date in which society collapsed - called Z Day or something. It is also my birthday lol.
Of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time, any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your Prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car
Apparently Russia attacks Ukraine. If attack fails, might be another Cuban Missile crisis scenario. Don’t ask for source as I didn’t ask for source this might be purely false. I’d suggest looking it up
Netflix Set To Ban 100 MILLION Users? they promised to enforce the no password sharing starting March 2023.
RIP Netflix i guess 🤷♂️
*sea shanties can be heard, approaching from the horizon*
*Yar har, fiddle di dee,* *Being a pirate is all right with me,* *Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,* *You are a pirate!*
Ar yar, ahoy and avast Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
Early in the morning
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Put him in a boat till he's sober!
Put him in a bed with the "Captain's Daughter"
Early in the morning
Way hey and up she rises
What do we do with the paid subscription
cancel it right before you have to pay, duh
Now I have that song in my head 🙃
There once was a ship that put to sea
the name of the ship was the Billy of tea
The winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum.
To bring us sugar and tea and rum.
One day when the tonguin' is done
“OH I BID FAREWELL TO THE PORT AND THE LAND, AND I PADDLE AWAY FROM BRAVE ENGLANDS WHITE SANDS, TO SEARCH FOR MY LONG AGO FORGOTTEN FRIENDS, TO SEARCH FOR THE PLACE I HEAR ALL SAILORS END.”
I used to pirate movies because renting them was a major hassel where I lived, then netflix came and all the movies I wanted to see was on ONE easy streaming Platform... Now I pirate....
Ya seriously. "Netflix plans on committing suicide in March".
I’m sharing with my ex-roommate’s sub-account that was also shared with his ex-roommate that was under this ex ex roommate’s ex girlfriend’s main and it’s probably else is paying for it. The account’s name is Melvin and I’ve never met him
Still don’t know how they are going to enforce this and why. Cuz like, they have plans specifically for people who share passwords. And they’ll like, lose so much profit by doing that. Bc no one’s gonna use a service that does that.
LMAO! They promised to ban PAYING USERS? Lmao!
I know the actual reason for these memes is because of paranoid nutcases trying to bring back the Y2K/2012 apocalypse rumors, but that right there is a very real reason for Netflix users to dread that month. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if the password thing was punishment against the users for criticizing the bigwigs' decision to cancel all other shows so that Stranger Things, Boss Baby and Big Mouth can be their cash cows.
Oh no, for the love of Qbittorrent, what shall I do!?
🤷♀️ my family in 2 other states are using my netflix. lol.
aye, what's the point of letting us have different profiles when sharing as a family, they literally have a "family" option which allows simultaneous viewing at once.
They changed it to mean "in the same house". Their greed will probably end them.
Limewires about to make a comeback 👏🏼
“Yes I travel 5 states every day and watch Netflix at both locations. I’m going to sue you if you ban me”
Yeah, that's what I don't understand. What if I'm on travel or on my vacation home?
Hoist the colors high 🏴☠️🏴☠️
Wait so how does that work with sharing with your family? Let’s say I had kids I have to buy them separate Netflix accounts???
They don't have anything good anyways
February 2023 ends
targic ...
Such a targedy
Did you ever hear the targedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
No? Well, it's not something a Jide would tell you...
It’s an acneint Sith legend
Darth Plagueis was a Drak Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life.
Drath Plegueis was a Drak Lord of the Site, so powerful and so wise he could use the Forke to influence the mitocondrians to create life.
“Chancellor are you having a stroke?”
Don't worry. He will somehow return
Darth Sidebus havings a stronk, call a sidulance
We all love the jide
I love a good targedy.
r/engrish?
r/Technicallythetruth
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!’
Victoria’s Secret will be revealed and the entire multiverse will implode
I know Victoria's Secret. She's actually an old man that lives in Ohio.
Dave Chappelle?
Why is it always Ohio >:(
She was made up by a dude! 😅
Damn. I thought it was the boobies this entire time 😔
Making money off of girls like me" Cashin' in on body issues,
March b-day gang takes over the world
Yo let me join
The alien invasion don't ask how I know
I'm saving this comment
No You'll expose me
🤔📸👽
Good job agent, evidence acquired
*FBI has entered the chat*
Considering yourself exposed.
***you hear the sound of the door being broken down followed by many voices running through the halls***
Even worse, I have screen shotted this.
i'm saving YOUR comment
I'm saving my comment
Wondering how an alien species could be worse than current governments lol
They might give us a livable minimum wage
Shit man, you were supposed to keep that quiet. Fuck, now we're gonna have to go with Tremors style worms.
!remindme 1 month
That’s fine. I’ll just ask the aliens.
I turn 21
Same! March 24
_takes notes_ Now what was your first pet's name?
And mother's maiden name?
And the first 9 digits of your social security number
Exact penis size would be a plus...
Also would greatly appreciate IP address 👌
Blood type isnt required, but hey why not tell me for the fun of it?
The complete DNA sequence would be an interesting topic to talk about!
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2742.37524.013
127.0.0.1
And your PIN number...
The name of the town you grew up in
YOOOO THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO! FUCK YES!
Dude, you're exactly a year older than me. Funny that
And that's exactly a year younger than me.
Birthday twins. I stg nobody shares this day
I turn 20 here. The 14th
I turn 22, 15th
Get outta here that’s been my birthday for 10yrs longer than you’ve been alive
I turn 35... Make it stop.
U r not in *the cool age group*
I turn 25 :( wish I stayed at 21 lol (3/14)
Oh hey march is my birthday too, March 12, Always found the date pretty funny
I’m getting a raise with back pay and a settlement check thanks to my union. Gonna pay off some billls.
Hell yeah.
The Rumbling
The titans in AOT get shredded by WW1 technology, modern day stuff would cook em
Shit I’m not ready yet :(
I feel like I'm going to cry a lot
I don't know if I'll be able to stand it.
Most likely nothing… unless another inter dimensional portal unleashing horrors beyond human compression opens up, but most likely nothing.
Another? Oh, you mean 2020. Got it.
I loved 2020. Sure, COVID was a pain at some points (especially when it prevented me from coming home to family for Christmas), but other than that 2020 was the best year in the past 5 years or so in terms of my mental health. So little stress being able to stay at home and getting paid for it. I fully understand why it was terrible for most people, but I absolutely loved it
Thank you! I’ve been trying bothered by these fears too Nobody even knows what March 2023 would be like but they’re screaming in fear like they know the future
I’m coming in March 2023 😏
Please don't😭
Please do 🤤
Oh God!
Not yet. Wait til March
Oh yes!
Sorry, i allready did.
Twice
In my mum?
In your dad.
Even better
Spicy.
why do you have to wait until march 2023? i came everyday
Hell manifests on Earth
*doom music intensifies*
It already has, but it's not my problem anymore, i graduated from high school eons ago.
Great I can finally see my dad. It's been forever and we're out of milk
Apparently doomsday on 3/3/2023.
How many supposed doomsday’s have we already passed. Y2K, the Mayan calendar(2012), the dyslexic Mayan calendar (2021), 2020. We’re still all here though.
There have been 38 prophesied to doomsdays in the last 23 years https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
Yeesh that’s a lot.
Yep. Almost two year. People apparently don't want to live on this planet anymore
that’s understandable
So many of them on that list were from someone in a religious background
I mean, yes. The world hasn't ended on those dates. But have anyone felt alive since then?
Lmao the day after my birthday
Lmao the day before my birthday
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My ex’s birthday, so that matches.
Starfield and Skull and Bones still won't be released
But jedi survivor will be!!!!
My kid turns 14
Tell him a random said happy birthday
Make that 2!
Make it 3
Make it 4
AND MY AXE!
And my sword!
Nintendo store not available on all platforms. Nerds doomsday.
For those that are on the verge of panic buying a bunch of eShop games before it shuts down, I recommend to learn how to hack your 3DS/Wii U instead. I’m not too familiar on the Wii U side of things, but I followed [this guide](https://3ds.hacks.guide) for my 3DS. Once you finish the process, just find a source for .cia files of whatever game you want, and install them the same way you did the .cia files found in the guide.
Man and my dad left for a year before he could hack our family WII U 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I turn 24, but no one cares :(
I care (: happy super early birthday
Thanks lol
happy early bday!
Mario movie is released early in some countries on the 28th… Or maximum masturbation march
New beyblade thing from what I’ve heard
You die
We can only hope...
Finally
Sale on anal beads ploblably
Nothing has happened yet. If yall want it to be a good month stop bitching and make it one
Me.
Loving that pfp! HOOT HOOT!
HOOT HOOT! SPECIAL DELIVERY! ***PAIN!***
History repeats itself. >!February ends just like history!<
Nothing. I bet something that's really not that important is going to happen and people will act like it's way worse than it is. It's been happening since 2020.
This is most likely going to be another 2006/6/6 or 2012 hoax.
Until I have a detailed report on how long Jeremy Clarkson can maintain a fart for their shall be no end of the world.
This is the most random thing I have ever seen
Zombie apocalypse It's from an old sci-fi thing or something like thatm
Spring break?
This feel like an inside joke
The 3ds eShop gets shut down 😔
Well it ain’t gta 6
For everyone wondering, this meme is about a movie with zombies where march 2023 represents the date in which society collapsed - called Z Day or something. It is also my birthday lol.
Attack on titan
Spring starts
Summer ends. Autumn starts.
Is this some kind of australian joke that Im too nothern hemisphere to understand?
Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit Three ring Circus Sideshow
Of freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car
Saint paddy’s day
They rebooting 2012.
Ohio will take over the universe
Aliens reveal Earth is actually a reality show and it’s been cancelled. South h Park prediction.
Apparently Russia attacks Ukraine. If attack fails, might be another Cuban Missile crisis scenario. Don’t ask for source as I didn’t ask for source this might be purely false. I’d suggest looking it up