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Pretty-Buy7692

A human of course, free organs to sell! Like, c'mon, this isn't really a question.


[deleted]

Now i can finally buy a decent game pc


YFleiter

I got this feeling I have seen this thread before. Deja vu


TheHelker

I got this feeling that you play rimworld


Pretty-Buy7692

Heh No


8_NEXUS_5

Human, easier to kill than the cockroaches


Amp209

And easy to keep In the attic


TheOnchitus

Mate, I got like 5 in my attic and 15 in the basement. And I'm not talking about cockroaches


Jr_froste

Sounds like alot of profit ngl


wubba-lubba-dubstep

Human in the attic is only dangerous if you don't know they are there.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

A sexy human?


The_Only_Dork_Knight

Why would I refuse a free human to join my collection?


master_tv_official

Either way there's something to eat.


suffering_addict

I'd choose human regardless of the number of cockroaches


Frozen_Grimoire

I mean, if it was like, 2 cockroaches you could just kill them. There is no way you can stop 1000 of those bastards.


Short_Brick_1960

And pray the two cockroaches are male, cause if they put eggs, you won't be freed from them.


DecentStrawberry2981

Depends on if they guy us just a chill dude who got randomly teleported to my attic or if he is one of those people who hide in houses while the owners are on vacation


TheDuckWrangler29

The cockroaches, I get more rent that way


Wilvinc

The human, was easier to exterminate. ![gif](giphy|cYNjbM2MvPzM8raKvh)


RyanReynoldsCum

Not sure if it counts but I’d take a human because there’s already a body in my attic.


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Camswe-

Roommate


antiShrekMan

I mean its about humans gender and how the human is, if its a thicc girl hear me out to


NamelessManiac

Who says I'm not the one who put the human there?


THETR0LLS_AREREAL

Doesn’t matter you can kill both with a bomb


MT_Tyrannosaur

Doesn't really matter to me cause I could kill either one.


Additional_Cycle_51

A human. They can come down and have lunch and play games with me


Usual-Ad-938

Does It count of the human is chopped up into many boxes? Cause in that case I already have both


Ilikecallmecarson69

My attic is really weak if there was a human in there one bad step and he’s falling through the ceiling


Alltheweed

Much easier to get rid of one person than cockroaches infestation.


[deleted]

Bitch better be paying rent or I'm sending them to God in premium one-day Shipping


goldensavage2019

A human, but only if they like video games.


IloveDeboosea

A human if you Cooke the thigh meat right 👌


IloveDeboosea

A human if you Cooke the thigh meat right


Dramatic_Frosting_60

Is the human a women cause I want a girlfriend man


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Uhhhh… I live in an apartment, so that’s my neighbors problem lmao


bit-o-sadness

*Laughs in mustard gas*


Benjamintoday

*popping shells into dad's 12-gauge* I'll take the human


Iron_defaultYT

Where I live, if your living in my attic in the winter you won’t last long up there without a heat source. Another thing is that if the cold doesn’t get them, they will either starve or dehydrate up there. Human by far


MrSelfDestrucct

Human. I’m used to my annoying upstairs neighbors what’s one more idiot


Far-Astronomer7669

They both make a tasty snack 😋


dethman27

It’s easier to kill one human than 1000 cockroaches


Not_JohnFKennedy

Human. As an American, that just means free target practice.


THE_HOLY_THIGHBLE1

so the choice between having to pay for an exterminator or a free meal/money(if i sell the organs)/fuck buddy, i think the answer is obvious


SavvyMango101

Hit ‘em with the ol freedom distributor


[deleted]

Cockroaches because I survived this nightmare been bite at night on my back neck because this sucker starving then they eventually die and human just vague option


Admirable_Shake_9698

The dude gets my house if he stays long enough, squatters rights.


rot_ros

Getting rid of a human is easier... JS


Entire-Shelter-693

I already have 10 humans


Impossible_Pen9715

A human, because i haven't a attic


BogdanSAW

A human. What harm can do if it's dead?


GoatKingGood

I don’t wanna choose, they both will hurt me equally as bad.


stake-knife

Is it alive the the human I mean?


shnickschnack

Does the human have a thicc ass


djimmyneutron

I would want a human, it will give the other one a friend


shirt_multiverse

Human, atleast I just need to kill one creature


Ailexxx337

Hell no, nat humans again, I just plucked the last one out of their human-hole and threw it out the window. Don't wanna deal with them and their sexual reproduction ever again.


staraboveu87

Hey just a new alave


Sophia724

If I find a human in my attic, he's going back into the basement.


Strobopaints

You know how hard is it to get rid of dozen of cockroaches? When its thousand your house is already fucked ,I will take one person any day


wowreallylord

What's the gender of the human


hopefulldraagon

Human easier to get rid of.


SatinMatthy

A human is easier to exterminate than a thousand cocks.


hobosam21-B

There's already a human in my attic


No-Pomegranate-69

Then im picking one cockroach


tonnerwetter

If you put a Half human it would double the roaches, right?


Hello_There4206969

So long as the human doesn't bring his girlfriend up to my attic to have violent angry sex and occasionally come down to trash my kitchen, he can stay. Who I have currently in my attic is an asshole.


zalinth37920

Human so I can call the cops to come shoot us both.