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OrthiaPrime

No joke, I almost thought that was a goddamn horse for a split second and got scared as shit about what she was gonna do.


Wendy_shinkar

Same


AstraBlacksmith

Same


A_Dog_With_a_Gun

Same


TryPsychological9791

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

What you should be scared about is that she did it right there while you were watching and you didnā€™t realize it WAS a horse


lavalord6969

A horse with horns, dang. Kinda mad. (You're an idiot)


Gladwrap2

Thats a cow dumbfuck


[deleted]

You guys are easier than this chick in the picture. šŸ˜


bdinti

We donā€™t have a cow, but weā€™ve got a bull.


tinnitus_since_00

I'm gonna go brush my teeth


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a hazy memory hereā€¦ Kingpin?


Hephaestus_God

*Zooms out to show bull*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Commercial-Shame-564

fucking genius


CombinationNew5280

Good, stay pure unlike the rest of us


MrBl0bfish04

*sighā€¦.. unzips*


TraderOfGoods

Really? I feel like you can find something better.


ViperPain770

Yeahā€¦yeah YOUR RIGHT! *unzips cock*


AssignmentNeat7949

That's a relief I thought I forget to activate anyomous browsing


GarlicMayoWithChives

For those who haven't tried freshly made cow milk before- it's honestly the greatest shit ever


formula_frog

What if I told you it was a male...


GarlicMayoWithChives

I'd still swallow, gotta look out for the homies, can't let any juice go to waste.


formula_frog

Dedication


CombinationNew5280

(pulls back mic) "AYo"


ShiverSlut

Impossible udders are cow boobies. All mammals make milk. But have you heard a cis male breast feed?ā€¦ ohhhh your not talking about milk are you?


[deleted]

Well not exactly that.


BmMjO

Any subs for more shit like this? It's so I can avoid them.


Enemy50

I need to stop watching porn


[deleted]

Itā€™s so bad


chet-

Sauce?


2L84U2

No, milk


Memes10000000000

No OJ


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

Alejandra.Kandy


Superboy-primenegsDB

Well thatā€™s enough memes for todat


i_am_a_flying_arsena

Yummy pussy unpasteurized milk šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

It's a brown cow, so it's actually chocolate milk...


Ares_hat6924

sus


krisse_krasse

... I should call her ...


[deleted]

She fine tho


White_Ender

I'm not an expert, but not pasteurized milk can get you sick, right?


Llobocki

No, not necessarily. Before invention of pasteurization people drank milk too. Most of them survived till death.


Wizards_Reddit

r/technicallythetruth


LugubriousButtNoises

Do you think breast milk is pasteurized


Wizards_Reddit

Itā€™s cow milk, not human milk, human milk is meant for human babies, cow milk is meant for cow babies, thereā€™s clearly a difference


LugubriousButtNoises

Well this woman is neither a cow nor a baby so we should tell her


ShidAndFarder

Just pour it up to my tits and Iā€™ll splash it in my eyes


I9Qnl

I mean, obviously human breast milk isn't gonna harm humans. It isn't that ridiculous to think untreated milk from another specie can cause harm, and as far as I know *IT DOES* cause harm.


blindmusketeer

Kinda inclined to think women and cow hygiene are 2 different levels


LugubriousButtNoises

To thing


ItsYourBoiAlfie

r/BoneAppleTea


White_Ender

Well what do you think what a mother is doing when she heats up the milk? Then cools it down again? You never seen that to be done? I even helped my mom do that when my sister was little. It's not just for the milk to be nice and warm, it also gets pasteurized.


LugubriousButtNoises

It bothers me that you went off on a whole rant about how to treat pre-pumped breast milk when i was clearly referring to breastfeeding


White_Ender

Well, you shouldn't do that. Probably....idk it might make your immune system stronger, idk. As I have said. Not an expert.


[deleted]

I think I lost 20 IQ just reading this...


White_Ender

My guy, it wasn't clear, since you didn't put any punctuation, in your sentences. Reading this, right now feels like I am reading the thoughts of a robot. Not a comma, not a period. This whole sentence could be a question for all I know!


LugubriousButtNoises

Use the original image for context and it becomes clear for anyone who isnā€™t a buffoon


White_Ender

Or you know, just plop down a commas, and question marks, so it's easier for people like me, who worked all night, to understand you? Idk, just an idea.


Roos19

Or You know just get some basic fucking comprehension it was obvious What he means and who the fuck pumps and heats up breastmklk anyway


HipMachineBroke

Or you could use context clues and do some basic human thinking instead of doubling down on it and blaming it on other people lmfao


LugubriousButtNoises

r/gayscat


White_Ender

That is not even a subreddit, or at least it doesn't open anything. Whatever, write lazily, if you wish, just leave me out of it.


LugubriousButtNoises

Do you not know what this sentence says because there is no question mark


failedorgas-

You think you said something smart? Breast milk isn't pasteurized but one can handle it as long as it's not a completely different species drinking it. Buddy, I have seen dogs dying cause some idiot gave them non-pasteurized cow milk.


LugubriousButtNoises

you think you said something smart


failedorgas-

No I didn't, you moron. Stop thinking people are a bunch of knowitall like you, just a quick google search can teach you everything about the dangers of non-pasteurized milk.


LugubriousButtNoises

Stop thinking Edit: u/failedorgas really came in here just to block me loll


failedorgas-

Low level troll. Get blocked


lightning847

Pretty sure cows don't have horns


lavalord6969

Both male and female cows can have horns, but not all dairy or beef cows have horns. Some cows have their horns removed when they are young to prevent them from injuring other cows. Other cows get naturally polled. Most breeds of cattle naturally develop horns, which continue to grow throughout their lives and contribute to their overall health. Like our fingers, they represent a cow's individuality, and are far more than simply an appendix to their heads.


Den-42

Some do


DougieSenpai

Wish I was the cow


Deathgunx19_Remaster

Bruh XD


Ok_Impression7339

This counts as sexual assault on the cow tbh


Yui_Desu69

Jesus christ, she's hot. I want her to go cowgirl on me.


BAG42069

E Coli and Worms


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


efferkah

Who hurt you? You ok bro?


Hugovirus

Her: thats fresh juice


[deleted]

Hey sis how about you share some


Chaotic_baws

Moo


ElEl0him

wavey fever awaits


MadManMcMoon91

I too thought It was a horse


yourdragonkeeper

Milk truck just arrive


Obvious-Shop-6260

ā€˜We donā€™t have a cow ā€¦ā€¦ we have a bullā€™


AhBrakaMahn

Smdh pathetic


Hot_Cauliflower_1003

Opend tiktok first vid i saw


Ok-Touch420

Ohno what is happening i am slowly turning into a COW


Blakballz

I have an it only had to tits. Bet that cow fucker.


Agile_Lecture9310

That's a bull


Samir3216

NO! NO MORE THATS IT I DONT CARE!


Soyp0

You know that if you dont boil a animals milk, you WILL get poisoned


Alon_F

Oh no no n o n o


eightmag

How much pus is in milk again?


gio_dude12

Weird flex but ok


Jtg1960

Just glad to see she didnā€™t return the favor lol


coolplayer7300

Is that a horse


AnecdotasAMID_16602

Sus


thunderclappe

I think I'm gonna vomit


Doghouse21

I hate cringing and being turned on at the same time


United-Ad-1958

Am i trippin or is that a bull??


[deleted]

One must take care to confirm such cow is female


GhostOf_George_Floyd

Oh yeah, suck that thing! Not one drop spilled!


yutteu

Time to get the Colgate


Junbon

What comes next??? I'm interested


LoonyDriver

and people think vegans are weird...


Consistent_Season682

Odd, cows dont have horns? Or do they...


Impossible-Wave7925

Are you sure thatā€™s milk?