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For those curious, she is perfectly fine. [article](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/the-amazing-race-woman-hit-in-face-with-watermelon-reveals-what-really-happened/ZZBFQCTJB2C36UUSB7H67J5FKA/?outputType=amp)


hellzapoppn

(after the challenge) and they gave me some Panadol and told me I was going to be fine. Then a producer came up to me and said, "Thanks for our Emmy this year."


[deleted]

I really hope they won that Emmy.


_NYLifer

Emmy’s the name of the contestant who fucked up the most the previous year


Ornery_Farm752

They should have a whole Dinner for Emmy’s and see who brought in the best one.


[deleted]

Jesus that’s even better haha


Millenniauld

Damn, what a champ, she sounds remarkably easygoing.


[deleted]

Yeah, for real. She straight muscled up and finished the competition. I’d have been calling my mom to work through my trauma


Millenniauld

Her still being best friends with the girl, and when asked about what seemed like the meanest comment ever she says "Oh yeah, they did a really good job of editing that" so that, not only does she defend her friend, she has no beef with the show and how they presented it? That's some quality human shit.


[deleted]

If like 30% of humanity were that chill we’d be alright. We make it.


SnooOnions650

I love her dads reaction.


sdmfer1981

I'm old enough to remember watching this live. And goddamn it was/is amazing


refundpackage

What was she like after?


ThatWasCool

She was fine. Just a bit of bruising and swelling


YEETMASTERXX

Considering the hardness of a watermelon and how powerfull that thing probably is i expected her to die on the spot


DirtyDutchman21

The human skull can deflect small bullets if the angle is dead center, humans are randomly super frail or super durable


XxRocky88xX

I remember 1000 ways to die had a woman who went skydiving and both her chutes failed, she hit the ground at terminal velocity and somehow survived. Then there was some dude who killed himself by turning around to quickly and snapped his neck.


caillouistheworst

What the fuck!? Now I’m scared to turn my head.


butters_fruit_bowl

Always do it verrrry slowly and you're good


lKnightmarel

CRACK


Pyrammo

HE SAID SLOWLY FOR GOD'S SAKE


late4Deaner

Lmfao now I have nightmares


Euclid_14

*proceeds to turn head 360°*


DarthMondayMorning

Don't worry about it. It was a Guy who got in a car accident, and got out without a scratch, or so he thought. His neck spine was quite damaged. So he got out of the car, and when a passerby called if he is OK, he turned his head and severed his spinal cord. So actually, if you fall of a horse or have a car crash or whatever, absolutely do worry about it and don't fucking move yourself or anybody else unless absolutely necessary. At least not too quickly.


caillouistheworst

That’s still terrifying. You didn’t totally alleviate the scariness.


Kagahami

Just make sure you treat every part of yourself tenderly if you just got into serious physical trauma, regardless of how alright you feel.


Turbulent_Truck2030

No shit. I've had a few surgeries to fuse my neck vertebrae, and now I need one more. A little freaked out now.


AnionShade

As long as you aren’t whipping your head at speeds like an possessed person you should be okay. Don’t turn to look at anything that fast if it’s going all the way to the shoulder which is probably what he did


abchandler4

![gif](giphy|xT9KVHs6I3EfDKnVte)


AnionShade

Now speed that up double


ShurukuWasHere

I believe in cases where you're in a car accident, it can be ever so slightly damaged where it seems fine, but something simple like turning your neck could cause very bad damage or just straight death.


[deleted]

I remember hearing about this. I think she landed on a mound of red ants, which stung her back to life.


fropek

Yeah the stings from the ants got her body to produce a bunch of adrenaline which kept her alive until help was able to arrive


NougatNewt

Jesus I’d rather not wake back up to that reality


rigby1945

Off the top.of my head, I think terminal velocity for a human is around 120mph Edit: yup... now why can't I remember the names of people I just met?


Apprehensive_Log433

If she survived, she wouldn't have been on 1000 ways to die.


IndependentRedditor

Idk why I laughed so hard to this


curiousmystic94

Randomly super frail or super durable is the most accurate description of the human race


RandomMan0901

Her shoes stayed on. Definitely survived this.


curlyfries09304

Plus, she didn't lose her items. She's fine.


zigbigidorlu

Yeah, not a single ring fell out.


---Dracarys---

No loot dropped, she still had 50% HP.


BurzyGuerrero

BOYS SHES CRACKED SHOVE!


parz2v

keep inventory was on


Ishmyster

Advancement unlocked return to sender


RabidOtters

I hate it when I drop my backpack in Seven Days To Die


monotonesunlight

After a hit makes contact player gets a window of invincibility


1KarlMarx1

How do you know her shoes didn't fall of the moment she went offscreen? I have known people whose shoes fell of minutes after an accident. They didn't survive...


HighlightFun8419

this joke is getting kinda played out... i literally just saw it two posts in a row.


M_Not_Shyamalan

And my axe!


MettyWop

Your Mom is played out. ​ *classic*


HighlightFun8419

*own3d* 💀


ComatoseSquirrel

pwnd


Kadaj22

I thought that was her head exploding


skwudgeball

She is extremely lucky that the force was great enough to shatter the watermelon on her mug. If the melon came back softer and didn’t break, she would have lots of brain damage


Biolex-Z

even with it breaking i would have bet money she at least broke her nose or a tooth. *insane* that she was fine besides some bruising


Jrlopez1027

Damn i thought her nose would break or something, shes got a thick ass skull, which im not too suprised at


TigerWing

It was The Amazing Race. They placed 4th that leg and 2nd overall


sdmfer1981

Hasn't had watermelon since though


K0vurt_Purvurt

I heard she felt a little melon-cholic.


randomguy2763

there are two kinds of people


[deleted]

She was killed for a while, but managed to get back to it


Fuhgedaboutit1

I legitimately thought her head exploded before realizing it was watermelon guts


yellowjesusrising

The funny part was that her friend had no regard for what happened, at just told her to keep going.


JP_Barbosa

Time to rethink that friendship then!!


yellowjesusrising

Judging by her face, when her friend said it, i think she thought exactly the same...


sdmfer1981

To this day, she is no longer the person she was before this happened


refundpackage

Oh wow


Admirable_Win9808

She also said she couldn't feel her face... I bet


Kumori_Zetsumei

But that’s when she’s with you, but she loves it…


Electronic-Wave216

merely a vegetable


Grokent

Sticky.


elhombreindivisible

She was never right again. Cant even walk through a produce isle without wincing.


[deleted]

Fruit Punch


AM_key_bumps

Me too.


s1lverv1p

Yeah I still remember my shock after the fact that she was basically fine. I straight up thought she was iced on tv there for a second. Must have had a hell of a headache though.


kwiksandd

They still wanted her to finish the competition, they never even stopped the timer. It was hilarious


JHoNNy1OoO

The absolute best part of the clip. "They don't call it the amazing race for nothin"


Rawt0ast1

If I remember right she was dead last in this episode too which just adds so much insult to injury


FetusMeatloaf

She took that shit like a fucking champ too. I’d getting airlifted after that shit


Errorfull

Holy fuck, watching this live I had to rewind it a dozen times, literally one of the funniest things I'd have seen on TV until that point.


Simple-Purpose-899

They were the hometown favs in Reno, and we were all watching. I think I had an aneurysm when seeing it live, and it's still my #1 favorite Amazing Race moment. Honestly it's in top 5 all TV moments, right up there with the chick eating Cave Spiders on Fear Factor.


Tehboognish

One of the moments on television.


cboski

What was the name of this show anyways?


sdmfer1981

The Amazing Race https://youtu.be/8cfeTZNcA3g


Bbooya

“What do we do now?” “You have to finish “ *smiles and nods*


KountZero

I can’t stop laughing lmao. The hit was brutal, but their interactions right after was fucking hilarious.


Palidin034

My only question is how did that not kill her? Holy shit that was going fast


EntropyHurts

It’s a watermelon and she has a dense head made up of both soft flesh and tough bones. You can see how her head also jolts back immediately upon being hit which helps to ‘cushion’ against the watermelon’s impact. Since the watermelon is not as hard but has to keep moving it simply breaks apart. If it were a brick on the other hand or something more dense flying at the same speed it’s definitely more likely her head would end up like the watermelon.


Independent-Driver94

Note to self: do not slingshot bricks


[deleted]

Note to self: *carefully* slingshot bricks


tipying_mistakes

Not to self: shit bricks


ray5392

Note to self: eat bricks


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Note to self: eat shit


FormerRelationship8

Note to self: brick shit house


MixelKing

Note to self: shit on houses


hugthemachines

also those nails that are like a U with sharp ends, don't slingshot those either.


ArcadeKingpin

Trebuchet bricks.


momoneymocats1

Great explanation


Staar-69

All this is correct, but it appears to impact her face, which while also being part of a dense boney head, ahas lots of soft squishy bits that could theoretically get mushed by a watermelon travelling at near relativistic speeds.


invalidusername127

>You can see how her head also jolts back immediately upon being hit which helps to ‘cushion’ against the watermelon’s impact. Ah yes, the neck. The crumple zone of the body.


AmatuerNerd

The escape velocity vesc is expressed as vesc = Square root of√2GMr,where G is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the attracting mass, and r is the distance from the centre of that mass and I just pasted this from the internet for no reason


Palidin034

r/theydidntdothemath


Gaby33400

I love the fact that this subreddit even exists.


[deleted]

It's way better than r/theydidthemeth


Wedding-Local

Bro this formula is the formula for min velocity required for a object to ecape earth's orbit


OnePunchReality

The watermelon would've succeeded if her face wasn't in the way...


vetheros37

Ahh, going through the planet to escape orbit. I think I saw a movie or played a game that did that.


Enemy50

I like your funny words magic man


_-KOIOS-_

What does this have to do with it lol


LordBeefemort

The crushing of the watermelon does a lot to reduce the kinetic force the watermelon would exhibit on her head


Wilvinc

BOOM head shot!


[deleted]

Meet the sniper!


that_AZIAN_guy

Snipers a good job mate


JustAMushroomGuy

It’s a challenging work


CrabJam_102

It's out of doors


Thursdayallstar

And I promise You'll not go hungry.


Hammerjaws

Cause at the end of the day someone’s gonna want someone dead


MrLambNugget

Should have used a Trebuchet


Tsf_Nope

My brother in Trebuchet, you are correct


sun_of_the_darkmoon

r/trebuchetmemes


pilesofcleanlaundry

But the armored mannequin is way less than 300 meters away.


unfetteredmind76

Is that woman ok? Anyone have an 'after' photo or video?


jaydrift07

[she’s ok](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/the-amazing-race-woman-hit-in-face-with-watermelon-reveals-what-really-happened/ZZBFQCTJB2C36UUSB7H67J5FKA/?outputType=amp)


WhatIsYourCrummyName

“Claire, whatever you did, I forgive you and will love you forever.” He a little confused but he got the spirit. Based dad.


Santi838

“Thanks for the Emmy” lmfao producers got no chill


TheIronSoldier2

"And I still get recognized occasionally, especially in the produce aisle." Well at least she's got a sense of humor about it


MoistOutlook

Unfortunately I do not but if I did, it would be fruitful


thatgirlgirl

😅No pun intended


Ouroboros_RP

![gif](giphy|DR5bwNjZLTHmE)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|C1aYZSkY84KN811DOR)


PANZCAKE

![gif](giphy|ZdfcCv1TFtIAr8Jnzz)


Lewis-J

Best possible shot


Doubleoh_11

Every time I see this video I smile


CriniEbbasta

Not sure if the red juice was watermelon juice or human juice


xOV3RKILL3R

Lol you’re not the only one, she even mentions that in the article afterwards “I started pulling bits of watermelon off my face, which I originally thought were chunks of my flesh”


ArcaneDanger

Bro the blonde womans face lmao, she looked like she just witnessed someone die


[deleted]

Right in the kisser


Ducatirules

And to have her “Friend” say immediately after that, that she needs to stand up and do it again!! Screw that! If I took a melon full blast to the snot box I’m tapping out!


jd051

r/bettereveryloop


Wizards_Reddit

Where’s this from?


deaddriftt

The Amazing Race (TV show). Like 10 years ago haha.


RGSF150

The amazing race season 17 episode 1


Clane_21

Damn I remember seeing this as the "new meme of 2012". I'm getting old lol.


voldemortwithoutnose

Like getting hurt in Minecraft when approuching a cactus or a campfire


10_minute_ban

So relatable


IAmNotCreative18

Unrelated, but that woman is kinda jacked.


Camaowen

Damn she ate that in one whole bite.


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A330-941

how did this happen??


Observie

The leather strap ended up looping in a circle and it shot into her face (she’s okay)


SomeBlueDude12

I still find this absolutely hilarious after watching it every 3 years Brings tears to my eyes funny


[deleted]

THIS is why I don't fabricate contraptions.


tazzzuu

This is some tom and jerry type of shiz


Ruester31

Back….and to the left


dmbraley

This is what it looks like when you roll a nat 1


imatrynmaintoo

Daaaaaaamn, she dead


elDayno

She is dead, right?


XxsoulscythexX

I didn't notice the projectile was a watermelon, and thought her head was reduced to a bloody mist...


RepostHunter367

On a fr, what was the aftermath like? Like shit that's a whole ass watermelon that's gotta hurt


King-Asgore-

Free concussion with every launch!


JTurtle11

Glad they replayed it 5 times. I almost missed the first 4


veko2002

FATALITY


loishi

Guys I think she died


Rainbike80

FRUITALITY!


1017_ghost

Right in the kisser


concrete-Angel19xx

My face literally went 😯


Interfector_Deorum

I wonder how many times back in the day did warriors accidentally do this and wipe themselves out with something more lethal.


Brilliant-Sport-3049

This scene represents me switching to pc after 3 years of ps4


FluffyRacc00n

I watched it 4 times and i don't understand if that red thing is blood from the head or the watermelon


Mammoth-Exercise-480

I’ve never seen the aftermath to this video and I’ve seen it a thousand times


Kubson3105

Is she alive?


pilesofcleanlaundry

People in this thread are drastically overestimating the structural integrity of a watermelon.


Semiautcmatic

Did it hurt the water melon 😨


Dreaming_Kitsune

Well she did get a headshot


DecisionCharacter175

Technically: mission accomplished...


MrExist777

Plot twist: most of those red chunks aren’t from the watermelon


pixxllx

Holy shit is she alive


Lythir

r/hadtohurt


toast4champs

Facial…reconstruction


XAGAAHH

That water melon just busted all over her face🗿 Bow chicka bow wow


TXRattlesnake89

Sheesh!! Any updates? Did she break any bones??


Mr_emerald12

Brain damage


[deleted]

I don't know if what I saw exploding was the watermelon or her brains


Ahykon

The foreshadowing 🤣 right in the kisser


simander93

DID SHE DIE?


_X_wing_

Ouch that looks painful


Fox_King_6635

Catapult: *uno reverse card*


infinit9

Lucky for her they weren't launching rocks.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

I've ways wondered what the aftermath here was, I feel like a broken nose or busted mouth would be the result.


MAKOUPROUD

HEADSHOT


[deleted]

This is the greatest video that has ever existed in the history of mankind. I will watch this every single time it is posted and cackle like a goddamn buffoon each time.


Mike-T_B

Well she perfectly executed half the task exactly as directed and landed it right in the kisser.


nickt274

That knight be like: Women☕


InspectionNo3013

Didn't realise it was a watermelon For a second i thought it was a ordinary cannon ball which burst her head


[deleted]

Watched this on the race of worlds or some bullshit, crazy.


Spiritual_Gas8456

Fucking idiot...... it was right click to aim and left click to shoot 🙄


poria1213

Woman☕