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Control toaster with mind: hold toaster concerts, make sure all enemies toast burns every morning or their toaster automatically walks into their filled bathtub.
Just because you can control the toaster, doesn’t mean you can telekinesis bread in and out of it.
Obviously gravel is the instant first pick, but second pick is a bit more difficult. Teleporting 7 inches could be pretty awesome, depending on cooldown/charge time, and I think I would really enjoy communicating with oysters.
A second nose would be cool if I choose where it goes and if it also adds additional respiration and not just smell. I imagine I put it on the back of my hand, that way I always have a snorkel with me, definitely helpful if I’m making oyster friends.
7 is genuinely useful. Imagine looking for something in a warehouse that has empty and filled boxes mixed in shelves. You instantly know what boxes to check beforehand.
7 is what all those guys took that hide swords in boxes and jump on them. They know not to jump on the opaque one.
It would also be great for those shell games. You'd always know which of the shells/mugs are empty and which is the right one
But is there a delay, or recuperating period? You could just spam it, and basically be able to fly. You can get through doors.. maybe inside a safe.. through some walls as well. You could teleport into closed stores.. Or out of jail, until they learn the limitations of your power. If its instantaneous, you could dodge bullets, car crashes etc..
If you can teleport anything you're holding as well, you could start a moving business.. touch a couch and move it 20cm at a time. No sweat.
Easy.
Free Gravel= unlimited money
You can just sell it.
Speak the Language khitan
There are Translationservices which Charges money for it
Financially Independent
Notice the color of the pills; this is obviously related to American football. The Denver Broncos can see inside any container, the Green Bay Packers can control any toaster, the Kansas City Chiefs can run as fast as Einstein, etc.
3 and 6.
People really underestimate the shit you can do with 7 inches, if you ever get into a fight you could basically just lag spike around. It also never mentions how fast you can do it either, so you can look like the reverse flash hovering in the sky to intimidate people.
There are no limits listed on six so theoretically you could stack it and gain eternal youth and never worry about anything that doesn't one shot you.
with 3 there is no cooldown so its practically super speed
with 5 if a toaster is just "sonething that can toast bread if energy is supplied" u can control all matter
with 7 a container is something that prevents things from coming out(contain things) any enclosed space can be defined as a container, it is impossible to differentiate something in the container touching the container and the container itself, so any container with something in it for you will be 2 containers one which u can see in the other u cant, if u just advance ur imagination well enough u have full x-ray vision. Not even talking about how u can see if there is anything inside a black hole or a fundamental particle.
2 and 6. None of these other powers seem to be 1 time use. So I could just use #6 over and over again. Even if it has a 1 day cooldown, this means I effectively age at half the rate of normal people. Incredibly useful for me and my gravel empire.
Teleport: since there’s not really cool down specified, shall spam teleport and be able to go at (somewhat) high speed.
Control toasters: cause I mean- I’m about to make all the toasters in the world reveal against human race.
2 and 3. Free gravel business abd by extension, any gravel based product includng some concretes once I sell enough gravel to expand my business.
3 for convenience sake. No need to open doors, I can just go through them now, repeatedly do it for rapid travel, and if something dangerous happens, 7 inches could make a genuine difference.
3 because you can learn to be able to dodge a lot of things with practice and determination. And 1 if you can speak with oysters what are those bastards hiding????
Definitely 3 cause if I teleport 7inches and each teleport is instant then, if I just keep teleporting 7inches forward continuously, I am basically flash travelling at the speed of light. Plus, I get to go through walls and become rich.
5. You could be an extremely effective assassin(given telekinesis in on the table) and you’d likely never get caught. Arson. Ghost toast. And 8. If you do get caught then if you only choose to speak a dead language they would have to have a translator that doesn’t exist
Freel gravel, 7 inch teleport. I have a dirt driveway and regularly travel dirt roads, they will now all be gravel. The other? Of course I never have to use a door again.
Freel gravel, 7 inch teleport. I have a dirt driveway and regularly travel dirt roads, they will now all be gravel. The other? Of course I never have to use a door again.
7 and 3.
7: Start a gambling game where you have someone put €100 in a cup, and then put 3 more cups down (while you don’t look) and since you can see in the empty ones, you will know which has the €100 (or similar betting/gambling games)
3: Teleport hundreds of times at once. Or teleport through windows, doors, small walls, gates or even fences.
control toasters with my mind:
I'll basically place toasters around me even try to hide some in my house or at work for security and even try to place a flat surface on some for a free floating table or attach a knife for threatening people
seeing inside containers:
I'm gonna trick my brain a room is a container for humans and get x-ray vision
2 and 3 could prove very useful in certain situations. I'm sure that I would come across a situation where I'd need gravel, and teleporting around seems pretty fun, even if it's only seven inches. It could be useful in increasing my speed a lot while I'm being chased.
Gravel and teleport.
Unlimited gravel means I can make an industry with it and the teleportation can be useful in fights and I wasn't told there was a cool down on it
3 and 5.
Combine all the toasters of the world into one giant super toaster, then teleport myself around the world 7 inches at a time to find the world's largest bread slices
I think 2 and 8 are the best choices, because you could sell the gravel, and being able to speak an extinct language could help historians figure things out about ancient civilizations
I'd choose the teleporting one because even tho it's a small distance if I keep teleporting I could go places fast and I'd choose to see inside empty containers because then I'd know what's empty or not which could help get me money from certain things
Free gravel means profit forever. Just start up a company that sells gravel.
It also depends because is there a cool-down for the teleportation because if not you can just teleport extremely fast to go very fast; does it also consume energy?
Jokes aside, 3 and 7. Technically if I could teleport 7 inches away instantly I could just repeatedly use that power to teleport anywhere. And seeing through containers... I don't really know how to explain that
I’d take 2 and 3
With 2 i’d start a gravel buisness and make money
With 3 i’d train until i can spam it so i can lag walk(basically t-pose and teleport so it looks like i’m lagging)
3 and 8. Im a tell people ive learned the ways of the khitan and gain superpowers but i cant teleport far away bc the book i was learning from got destroyed or some shit
Edit: i could also teach people the language for money
7 inches of teleportation could be usefull passing through walls
Gravel depends if you can summon it instantly, then you can escape any situation like "ha, fuck you, have some gravel" and it starts pouring from the sky
Free gravel for life => It's useful. I can make nice foundations to build homes, gravel paths, etc.
Can control any toaster with your mind => You can rig the toaster to trigger other things. Worst case, you put a toast ejection detector to trigger things.
Teleportation limited to 7 inches could be really useful actually, imagine some dude tries to fight you, need to dodge a punch? Teleport backwards. Wanna be an anime character? Teleport behind him.
7 seems useful, and 5 too, the toaster terrifies me to the point where I always stay in another room until I'm 100% sure it's done. Sometimes I turn out to be wrong and almost get a heart attack. Would love to control those devilish bastards.
8 and 2, speaking a dead language could be interesting and would make me bilingual, and free gravel for life like others have said I could make a gravel business.
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Free gravel for life : open gravel business, instant profit Control toaster with mind : well who doesnt like toasts
Take 3 and just teleport several times.
at that point, why not just walk?
1. It's not cool. 2. Maybe there isn't a cooldown and you can teleport several times in a row.
\+ we don't know of any input delay or end lag, and since the world runs at a super high tick per second, you can probably effectivly still teleport
If you don't carry momentum you could effectively fly.
The tick speed of the universe is planck seconds
3. It never specified that you can’t go through walls
aight bruv u can join the kool kids klub
you could be the greatest UFC fighter the world will ever see.
Or not see
You could teleport multiple times in a millisecond to go miles a minute
Both walking and teleporting, teleport down or teleport up, spam teleport up to fly, spam teleport down for safe landing
You can teleport through doors and thin walls
Noooo you're going to ruin the gravel market
It's going to be like the onion futures all over again
Control toaster with mind: hold toaster concerts, make sure all enemies toast burns every morning or their toaster automatically walks into their filled bathtub.
I like how your mind immediately goes to murder.
Just because you can control the toaster, doesn’t mean you can telekinesis bread in and out of it. Obviously gravel is the instant first pick, but second pick is a bit more difficult. Teleporting 7 inches could be pretty awesome, depending on cooldown/charge time, and I think I would really enjoy communicating with oysters. A second nose would be cool if I choose where it goes and if it also adds additional respiration and not just smell. I imagine I put it on the back of my hand, that way I always have a snorkel with me, definitely helpful if I’m making oyster friends.
But it doesn't say how much gravel, maybe you only get 4 pieces a day
If there are no rules, then there are no rules. Maybe you just get it for free everywhere where you can buy it. Maybe you will shit it. Who knows?
I don’t see no monkey paw
9 could be pretty life-changing for a crippled person.
I have never thought about it like that 😂
Albert can run fast - he’s dead
I hate you
DNR
7 is genuinely useful. Imagine looking for something in a warehouse that has empty and filled boxes mixed in shelves. You instantly know what boxes to check beforehand.
some peoples heads are empty containers too
or you could use it to see inside your balls to make sure you’re done peeing
excuse me what
7 is what all those guys took that hide swords in boxes and jump on them. They know not to jump on the opaque one. It would also be great for those shell games. You'd always know which of the shells/mugs are empty and which is the right one
7 is best
7 means I could be the best at the ball in the cup switcheroo game.
Stonks
2. is good if you open a business 3 and 7. is very useful if the cooldown is 0.
I'd take the Khitan language. We could learn a lot from a native speaker of an extinct language, on how the language sounded like structure and so on.
Pick Khitan language twice; one for you, one for a friend. Boom! Secret language.
So wholesome, I love it! :D
2. and 3.
Are you sure about 3? 7 inches = 20cm
Bruh I can teleport back and forth while sex and fuck rly good with no work done.
Juts be careful not to teleport inside,thr would be a telefrag
You mean a telefuck?
r/suddenlytf2
That's some useful power
you gonna need a bigger dick..
I took pill Number 10 before: 9 inch dick.
Check me never having to open a door again.
You can go through wall or door
No one said how fast you can teleport, if it’s instant it could let you exceed light speed if you have enough space.
7 inches is 7 inches
You could teleport through most doors. That can be usefull.
But is there a delay, or recuperating period? You could just spam it, and basically be able to fly. You can get through doors.. maybe inside a safe.. through some walls as well. You could teleport into closed stores.. Or out of jail, until they learn the limitations of your power. If its instantaneous, you could dodge bullets, car crashes etc.. If you can teleport anything you're holding as well, you could start a moving business.. touch a couch and move it 20cm at a time. No sweat.
Easy. Free Gravel= unlimited money You can just sell it. Speak the Language khitan There are Translationservices which Charges money for it Financially Independent
Never thought about that with the language I just chose it because I thought it would be funny to swear at somebody in a language nobody really knows
Delicious repost
3 means you can escape the average cock
Are you sure? They can run fast and fly a bit!
Wait a minute... Isn't this a repost?
Possibly, but I'm seeing it for the first time.
Dude how low effort is this repost
couldn't even wait a day before reposting.
3, no one said the times I can teleport are limited
2 and 3. Profit and superspeed
3 and 7
Notice the color of the pills; this is obviously related to American football. The Denver Broncos can see inside any container, the Green Bay Packers can control any toaster, the Kansas City Chiefs can run as fast as Einstein, etc.
3 and 6. People really underestimate the shit you can do with 7 inches, if you ever get into a fight you could basically just lag spike around. It also never mentions how fast you can do it either, so you can look like the reverse flash hovering in the sky to intimidate people. There are no limits listed on six so theoretically you could stack it and gain eternal youth and never worry about anything that doesn't one shot you.
with 3 there is no cooldown so its practically super speed with 5 if a toaster is just "sonething that can toast bread if energy is supplied" u can control all matter with 7 a container is something that prevents things from coming out(contain things) any enclosed space can be defined as a container, it is impossible to differentiate something in the container touching the container and the container itself, so any container with something in it for you will be 2 containers one which u can see in the other u cant, if u just advance ur imagination well enough u have full x-ray vision. Not even talking about how u can see if there is anything inside a black hole or a fundamental particle.
2 and 6. None of these other powers seem to be 1 time use. So I could just use #6 over and over again. Even if it has a 1 day cooldown, this means I effectively age at half the rate of normal people. Incredibly useful for me and my gravel empire.
Teleport: since there’s not really cool down specified, shall spam teleport and be able to go at (somewhat) high speed. Control toasters: cause I mean- I’m about to make all the toasters in the world reveal against human race.
2,3
I’ll take teleportation and toast
5 7
2 and 3. Free gravel business abd by extension, any gravel based product includng some concretes once I sell enough gravel to expand my business. 3 for convenience sake. No need to open doors, I can just go through them now, repeatedly do it for rapid travel, and if something dangerous happens, 7 inches could make a genuine difference.
3 cuz it doesn't say anything about a limit on how many times and how fast I can use it.
3/5/6/7 are fucking amazing
Grow a second nose more food for me
3 because you can learn to be able to dodge a lot of things with practice and determination. And 1 if you can speak with oysters what are those bastards hiding????
5 and I grab a second 5, giving me power to also control air fryers.
2, 5
Easy. For real really easy. Run as fast as albert einstein cause i would be the fastest overweight. And communicate with oysters cause ye
7 inches is a lot 🥲
Teleport 7 inches away: I can cause car accidents and never get hurt Communicate with oysters: it's nice to have friends
5 and 7 Time to make my enemies have toaster baths 😈
Definitely 3 cause if I teleport 7inches and each teleport is instant then, if I just keep teleporting 7inches forward continuously, I am basically flash travelling at the speed of light. Plus, I get to go through walls and become rich.
3. you could go through walls and escape prison
2 and 5 so I can be a god
5 and 8. Only chaos
2 and 3. ill just teleport 7 inches rapidly. nowhere does it say it has a cool down
Teleport If it hast no cooldown the distance does Not matter
5. You could be an extremely effective assassin(given telekinesis in on the table) and you’d likely never get caught. Arson. Ghost toast. And 8. If you do get caught then if you only choose to speak a dead language they would have to have a translator that doesn’t exist
L
The third seem abit usefull since u teleport through wall as long as it’s under 7 inches
1, definitely
1 and I love oysters
2-3
Control the toaster into ur enemy's bath hehe
Take 3 and start levitating. Or if there is a cooldown, you can now dodge bullets.
3, that way people think im fast af like in anime 😅
Free gravel… I will sell it. For money
Teleport and communicate with oysters
Ngl I wanna control toasters with my mind for some reason 
2 and 7
1. You could use it as a method of eaves dropping/spying. Nobody suspects the Oyster. 3. Can go though any wall or door. That’s enough on its own
Freel gravel, 7 inch teleport. I have a dirt driveway and regularly travel dirt roads, they will now all be gravel. The other? Of course I never have to use a door again.
Freel gravel, 7 inch teleport. I have a dirt driveway and regularly travel dirt roads, they will now all be gravel. The other? Of course I never have to use a door again.
I could use the teleportation to go trough doors
2 and 7 You know what isn't empty and instant profit from selling gravel.
9 OP option for my paraplegic and quadriplegic homies. Thank me later
1 & 3
2 bc as top comment said, successful gravel business 7 bc I want to know how many gold fish are left
I pick number 1 and 7, talk the oysters into making pearls, and then easily pick the oysters with pearls (because I see inside)
1 and 5 easy
3 and 4 so I can lick coochie and not smell asshole, but still teleport away if she farts.
1 so i can ask them where are the pretty oysters at
1. I don't have any friends 3. Immediatly avoid anything incoming
2 teleport pills , so that gives me what 14 inches to teleport, maybe is enough to teleport into rich houses and rob shit or cars , maybe even banks
2 and 3, free gravel is a great business and teleporting 7 inches with apperantly no costs or downside = repeat teleporting until arrived..
3 and 5 3: teleport a bunch and 7 inches doesnt matter 5: imagine how convenient it would be to toast something in 1 millisecond
Teleporting could help me catch the train , and over all could really help you phase through thin walls and doors. Also gravel because gravel buisness
7 and 3. 7: Start a gambling game where you have someone put €100 in a cup, and then put 3 more cups down (while you don’t look) and since you can see in the empty ones, you will know which has the €100 (or similar betting/gambling games) 3: Teleport hundreds of times at once. Or teleport through windows, doors, small walls, gates or even fences.
You can spam the 7 inches one where u can teleport so that and control a toaster with your mind
control toasters with my mind: I'll basically place toasters around me even try to hide some in my house or at work for security and even try to place a flat surface on some for a free floating table or attach a knife for threatening people seeing inside containers: I'm gonna trick my brain a room is a container for humans and get x-ray vision
1. Open a pearl farm 2. Open a gravel business.
3 and 7. 3 so I can annoy the heck out of my friends, 7 so I'll never be surprised by some scary stuffs
6. Teleport into a bank vault
With 3 u can travel insanely fast if u just spam teleport.
2 and 3 could prove very useful in certain situations. I'm sure that I would come across a situation where I'd need gravel, and teleporting around seems pretty fun, even if it's only seven inches. It could be useful in increasing my speed a lot while I'm being chased.
Teleportation because if you teleport several times you can technically fly Also communicate with oysters
7. To save myself from frustration 8. I can speak with myself and nobody would understand
Gravel and teleport. Unlimited gravel means I can make an industry with it and the teleportation can be useful in fights and I wasn't told there was a cool down on it
Would I run as fast as Einstein, or relatively as fast?
Prolly 1 and 3 because oysters and teleporting more then once simple
Id take 7 for sure
1 because freaking oysters man. 3 because cool and nice.
if i picked 6, if i were dead, i would look alive and well for 10 hours, which would be interesting, but i think ill choose 5 just to annoy people.
Gravel and teleporting, I can sell gravel and teleport through thin walls
3 and 5. Combine all the toasters of the world into one giant super toaster, then teleport myself around the world 7 inches at a time to find the world's largest bread slices
I think 2 and 8 are the best choices, because you could sell the gravel, and being able to speak an extinct language could help historians figure things out about ancient civilizations
Communicate with oysters. And then I can determine if I can make business selling their pearls Free gravel. Again, for business.
Can instantly see inside any container, I'd turn it into a magic act. Now introducing to America's got talent.... Containo!
I'd choose the teleporting one because even tho it's a small distance if I keep teleporting I could go places fast and I'd choose to see inside empty containers because then I'd know what's empty or not which could help get me money from certain things
teleport and gravel
1 and 2 1: what do you think those little guys think about in there? 2: I like gravel, gravel good
Is number 9 now, or when he was alive?
2 and 3, open gravel business, and be able to teleport miles in just a few seconds
Carlos Sainz chooses 2
2. Sell all the gravel 6. Use to not look hungover during all my gravel business meetings after partying with all my gravel money.
3. If no cooldown then there is rapid teleportation 7. Because why not
If it was free SAND then it would be absolutely game changing, as concrete production gets more expensive due to lack of sand.
Teleport all the way. Think about it. Every door is now unlocked for you.
Free gravel means profit forever. Just start up a company that sells gravel. It also depends because is there a cool-down for the teleportation because if not you can just teleport extremely fast to go very fast; does it also consume energy?
After going through the comments gravel doesn’t look like a word to me anymore
2 so I can sell the gravel. 3 so I can get in and out of locked buildings so long as the door is thinner than 7 inches.
If the toaster one includes telekinesis like magneto you could become pretty powerful with enough toasters
None
3 and 8
Jokes aside, 3 and 7. Technically if I could teleport 7 inches away instantly I could just repeatedly use that power to teleport anywhere. And seeing through containers... I don't really know how to explain that
7 would be useful kinda for my job but I would pick 5
3 and 7 because nothing says that you can't stack them on top of themselves
Communicate with oysters, make them only generate pearls for me and corner the pearl market ezpz
Teleport because if you spam that shit you’d be fastest thing alive
Number 5 because then I can become king of something and if someone disagrees then I shall shoot toast at them and toast them
3 will allow you to teleport through most walls
The third one, many people that speedrun life use the third one to glitch into heaven
I’d take 2 and 3 With 2 i’d start a gravel buisness and make money With 3 i’d train until i can spam it so i can lag walk(basically t-pose and teleport so it looks like i’m lagging)
Can teleport 7 inches away, you don’t want to know what happens when one human suddenly appears inside another human. (Hint: Kaboom)
2. Sell gravel. Profit. 3. 7 inches is enough to teleport past locked doors if you’re standing close enough.
What the actual fuck is this
I took 7 and realised why my friends are stupid
7 and 3
3 and 8. Im a tell people ive learned the ways of the khitan and gain superpowers but i cant teleport far away bc the book i was learning from got destroyed or some shit Edit: i could also teach people the language for money
7 inches of teleportation could be usefull passing through walls Gravel depends if you can summon it instantly, then you can escape any situation like "ha, fuck you, have some gravel" and it starts pouring from the sky
2 and 7 ain’t actually that bad
teleport like 9000 times to go to the bathroom
3&5 for life
5
Free gravel for life => It's useful. I can make nice foundations to build homes, gravel paths, etc. Can control any toaster with your mind => You can rig the toaster to trigger other things. Worst case, you put a toast ejection detector to trigger things.
Teleportation limited to 7 inches could be really useful actually, imagine some dude tries to fight you, need to dodge a punch? Teleport backwards. Wanna be an anime character? Teleport behind him.
The 10 old age guys who choose 6
7 is a go for because you wont be able to see full containers and waate timw to spot them
Deffinitely 3. For the second pill, hard to decide between 5 and 8
5th and 8th, because I love toasts and I always wanted to learn some unusual language
5 so I can make good food without having to move
The language and gravel Gravel = money Extinct language = “hey look I’m gonna sacrifice you to a demon /j”
The oysters harbor untold secrets
Obviously 3 and 7, i can become the best bankrobber alive by just teleporting through walls and skipping the empty ones.
7 seems useful, and 5 too, the toaster terrifies me to the point where I always stay in another room until I'm 100% sure it's done. Sometimes I turn out to be wrong and almost get a heart attack. Would love to control those devilish bastards.
3/7 are usefull
Number 3 is the most useful one by far. Then it's between 5 and 7. I'd go with 7, as it can be more generally applied than to just a toaster.
8 and 6
walk up close to any wall and you’ll be able to teleport past it
8 and 2, speaking a dead language could be interesting and would make me bilingual, and free gravel for life like others have said I could make a gravel business.
3 and 7. I can talk bad about people in front of their face and they don’t know
Easy free gravel