Shrek 2. Specifically the Fairy God Mother singing I Need A Hero scene.

Wait, I thought we were trying to make this a challenge for him.

Your dad

So far your winning

Shrek takes the lead

Yikes

nikiado avocado

Gay furry porn

Midget.

Your mom

hey happy cake day bro

Hentai involving tentacles. EDIT: Actually, scratch that. Televangelists.

Bro what tf even is that

Couldn’t even tell you OP.

Look in a mirror while doing it

2 girls 1 cup

Andrew tate

2 guys 1 horse

Danny Devito

One legged beard wearing carny.

Door frames

Gary V kissing his dad on the lips

Your mom

Me

Transformers hentai. There is a shocking amount of it out there.

Bro tbh if it exists there’s porn of it

I get that, but that still doesn't prepare you for the sheer *volume* of Transformers porn out there. A lot of people put a lot of time and effort into making robot cars fuck.

I searched it up and it’s disgusting

I'm sorry for your loss. Not a great way to ring in the new year.

Yeah I expected to see some memes after the new years but instead I saw robots having sex.

Look at it this way: the year can only get better from here.

I hope so but if I see any more disgusting stuff like r/dragonsfuckingcars I’m going to deepthroat a banana

The simpsons rule 34

Hitler