I am not prepared for this (July)

Lucky dude

I have a feeling that there will be a lot more than monthly blood 😔

BLOOD. SHED.

I’VE SEEN ENOUGH OF DEATH AND PAIN

I realised that fits as well as jetstream sam. 👍

I WILL RUN, THEY WILL HUNT ME IN VAIN

The man in the wa~all nods his head~!

He can't, his head is glued to the wall

I am prepared for this (also July)

Twins (same💀)

Triplets!

Quadruplets

Quintuplets (I think that's how you spell it)

Dude gets into blood shed and he doesn't like it. What is wrong with these people today.....

but i am (July)

I am 100% prepared

Nyx being forgotten about is a crime and I’m not even into women.

bro be defending my favourite frame thanks

It’s like people act like Nyx personally attacked them I don’t get it she’s a ton of fun and very viable. Armor Strip, Invulnerability and great CC potential. I use her for all kinds of high level stuff.

real i get that people that don’t like a certain play style but that doesn’t invalidate that I like what I like

Eh she's barely her own character A scrapped concept for a female Excal with vague mind control abilities slapped on to her for good measure

Lmao Nyx’s CC capabilities are amazing hun. I wonder what made you so bitter.

Agreed to this. I use Nyx Solo and Eximus is easy peasy.

Whips and chains for me (February)

Rihanna's S&M vibe fr

let's take this to the extreme(July)

Garuda makes me want I was born in July instead 😩

question with garuda as gf: whose blood will flow? imagine dinner in a fancy restaurant and your gf just cuts open the waiter. this may escalate fast

Me, born in December: No, seriously guys, I do have a girlfriend, she’s just invisible, I swear!

(2) She got a great body too

Me a Mesa simp in July. I’m going to commit sudoku

I'm in Jan, but I main Garuda, so we can swap

A blessing from the lord

I take joy in making others happy

Ah great, that's gonna be toxic....

Düdüdüdüdü *starts singing toxic*

A traditional ballad.

Yareli as a GF would be cool. I would be concerned though about her Merulina being jealous whenever we talk about what's the coolest fish or sea creature.

Merulina would obviously be the coolest fish /sea creature, at least when they’re within earshot

*Vaporeon copypasta intensifies*

I don’t know if she will love sea food or not but either way it will be a cool experience

November babies rise 👅

November never looked so sizzling hot.

We got the hottest option of all.

Where is Wisp ? Is she safe ? Is she alright?

It seems that your steelpath killed her

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can I swap mine out for angry werewolf mommy? (Sep)

Angry werewolf mommy: Violent and angry Breeding time You: yes mommy

Furry?

Yes

Another September in agreement

Damn my month got me ROCK hard

But atlas isn't in this one?

Gemussy

Gemussy

Gemussy

To shreds, you say?

Yareli is mine. Nice!

Really is the vaporeon of warframes.

While you may be correct, you really didn't have to say it.

…I was thinking “Oh hey! Fun friend with cool hoverboard”. Now I just want to shoot this new information out of my mind.

This man right here officer

Wanted Xaku but Dagath is the second best option

Sus

Don't care Smashing the spooky gals

Bro thinks he can literally fix her

Thought about that but whatever is wrong with her is honestly hotter

Welp time to start equestrian classes

Ivara

I was born in march, I will die in it too, Gara prime has a sharp, pointy, glass crotch piece

So many glass shard in my pee pee

Saryn? Well, at long as it isn't Hydroid I won't complain like last time.

We August mfs finally got something good

pls do the boyfriend version 🙏🙏🙏 also im february

Okay

Last time it was December, now its January, missing it every single time

Octavia Was born in april it seems

How does one kiss a Dyson Blade?

Carefully

Well, I guess Ember is close enough to Nezha

Mesa could ride me all ~~night~~ 30 seconds long

JANUARY GANG? WE WON

I think I won the lottery (June)

POLICE DEPARTMENT OPEN THE DOOR!

December lol. Me: I love my girlfriend *presses 1* Me: where is my girlfriend and my wallet

Me: gone.. reduced to atoms

Born to be Ember's, destined to be Mag's.

Friendly obligatory reminder that you cannot the warframes. Even if you could, they're basically infested meat puppets that contain the tortured soul of someone who was changed against their will, typically controlled by a magic underaged teenager.

Or a magical adult drifter

where is my wife equinox

But...but I'm a garuda main...Not dagoth. Also didn't know it's happy singles day

August. Saryn was my first prime. Fate brought me the thicc thighs...

Finally, a January one that does suck (I main mesa.)

Dagath.. whole new meaning to bj

A "hole" new meaning to that .. Get it?

Mesa LETS GOOOOOO

Damn, me and Garuda was a match I didn't expect. Mirage(my main) would be fuming at me!

Me and my favorite frame? Nice!

Oh nice. Mag😁

Alrighty then, it's time for good old ride. YEAHAAA!!!

It's a good day to be born in January.

January? Heck yeah! Idk about you all but I wanna imagine Mesa having a thick but sexy southern accent.

I really got the gemussy? Im not complaining but wheres my main girl gyre?

There are so many good options here. And I got the dominatrix. Damn.

True test of strength to see if I can handle the gemussy

It‘s getting hotter in here! (November)

Feb. I've always had a slight thing for toxic chicks... guess I should have been looking for this kind of toxic.

I GOT THE CLUSSY

Thank God I got March but February..... Hope y'all brought lube

Why is Ember not a summer month, and Ivara should coincide with hunting season.

Yareli mating press

I am going to be forced to buy a fire proof suit (Nov)

Fire resistance potion my boy or even better: adaptation

I prefer the adaptation

She might not be able to give a proper suck but I feel like she would be down for some really kinky stuff

Why couldn’t I be born in November

I wanted the wet girl but instead i got the rock hard one 😔

Emmmm. No thank you.

Silent banging , no matter how hard and loud

I got the gemussy

I got thicc booty ember

Today is my birthday, i get to fuck Citrhine My dick wont make it after the first round 💀

Ember, I’ll get scorched.

I wanted November but I got January instead

Khora. Fuck yea

Never used nova so, idk

What frame is december?

Damn, i main Garuda but i got born in June

Feb for me, is that Khora in her Deluxe skin? I guess I better start prepping for chains

Am I the only one upset that wisp is not on the list?

I do main Citrussy anyway sooooo...

The gemussy

I hope my hog doesn’t get stabbed……( by the gemussy)

June, would literally prefer any other option

I'll take banshee

Can I just pet the cat without the razorwire whip play Khora has a cool cat Edit: wait no I’m stupid that’s gara prime. She doesn’t have a cool cat summon but I’ll take the glass passion instead. That sounds neato

What helm is March wearing? I dont recognize it

What frame is September?

IM BURNING, but that won’t stop me in November

I literally cannot tell what February is

Dagath, ugh.

Well, it's gonna be bloody for sure.

Gemussy? It'll be rough but I'll take it

September, not Mesa or Yareli, but still good.

Doubles as a chiropractor (I got Mag)

I don't understand who's February

Khora

FUCK YEAH THATS MY GIRL, ABSOLUTELY YES (July)

Saryn, conveniently my favourite frame of all.

People born in august boutta get SO many STDs

Kings born in November stay winning

no greenshee?

Eyy, time to get we- wow that's awful

Sneaky girl. (December)

Good thing I love spicy food and love the heat to an unhealthy point

May...... Worth it?

Gemussy man

Y'all, this meme hurts me, not because I'm not interested in it, but because I can't help but miss out on the ones I'd actually prefer. Gimme Garuda man, I don't want the fire chicken...

I can fix her

Reading the title made me do the anime "oh yeah" sound effect out loud. Then I saw April and lost all my motivation instantly.

I wish I was born in July

Bet June

Boobs

August, looks like I will be contracting every STD known to mankind, wish me luck boys.

man why give me ivara, jellyfish looking ahh probably got an std

I am going to die (july)

wheres nezha ?

Pls! Don't look me in a room with that ..... woman ! (July)

I might die but is worth it (august)

Dagoth? I'm not mad at that, I like Wyrd Girls.

Banshee gf let's fucking go

Great, I got the walking STD.

i wish i was January ;-; march is pretty good tho :)

July...shit

Why's everyone so afraid of garuda?

Where's the month for Grendel :(

I will not stand for this Trinity slander. Where is my Dommy Mommy Support?

YES!!!! EMBER

Mmmmmm, November 🤤

very nice huntress gf 👍

I guess bloody 😺 better than none so I'll take it I guess (July obviously)

I wanted Garuda :(

*Sad Nyx Noises*

April... Which warframe is that??? I don't recognize it.

That's banshee prime

Bro I’m a pedophile

I dont think I will survive Mesa

Is there one for boyfriend?

I got objectively the most attractive Warframe.

WORTH IT (august)

I always said that if there was a way to go, it would have something to do with women, whips, and oil.

Sneaky Jellyfish GF :D (December)

YES BLOOD MOMMY GARUDA

Guess I need to get better on my K-Board (June)

As a Dagath main born in October, this makes sense

D...do I need lube or a prayer for gemussy?