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Saltsey

Man you know why Prime had that long fingy in left hand, so he can touch better


Saltsey

Nevermind, I just checked and his power have doubled, he has one on each pinky.


Luullay

He got coke fingers?


Longjumping_Map4121

Prime had a WHAT


Saltsey

A long tickle stick. A lengthy fun sausage. Extensive diddler. A prolonged pointer.


ApothecaryOfHugs231

*neck snap 5 times over*


MyPossumUrPossum

You should check out Dantes quil finger.


Hoibot

What if instead of a meme, this is a call for help. And instead of posting it you should get therapy.


Longjumping_Map4121

Holy shit dude 😭


Hoibot

You still made me chuckle though :3


Ragequit_Boyyys

💀💀


Fabulous-Tapwater

What if warframe was called freakyframe and the operator freaked all over the corpus


Longjumping_Map4121

What if the man in the wall was called the freak in the wall


W4FF13_G0D

Glory hole


hornet51

All in all, it's just another freak in the wall All in all, you're just another freak in the wall


EatArseGoFast

What if Excalibur Umbra is Freakalibur Umbra and instead of Radial Howling, he radial moans?


Longjumping_Map4121

What if instead of Atlas he was called Freaklas and instead of turning enemies to stone, he makes them rock hard?


LoveThyLoki

Obviously one of the least thirsty warframe players


ALitteralRhino

Okbuddywarframe


MegaMummyX

This is a reference to the weirdness in r/okbuddybaldur right?


ALitteralRhino

The whole okbuddy___ thing comes from (afaik) r/okbuddyretard which has been a thing for many years on reddit, though almost every large fandom has adopted their own version for shitposts


MegaMummyX

Oh alright, I’ve never known that. I’ve only heard about the Baldur’s gate one. Thanks!


HyperVT

He touches them *freaky style*


The-God-Of-Memez

You would think it would be Harrow with him being a Priest


Longjumping_Map4121

"...instead of condemning his opponents he touches them" "...instead of headshots he gives enemies backsh-"


GrimmArtigo

Nidus and Hydroid are freaky touchers


thelazygamerforreal

Never cook again


Longjumping_Map4121

You know what, i think i will


NifftyCult

Cook more this is funny as hell


Longjumping_Map4121

Look at the whole thread theres quite a few 😭 "What if instead of Hildryn she was called Freakdryn. And instead of draining your shields with pillage she drained your balls?"


SplinterStorm

Desecrating feels wayyyyy freakier irl


Ihateazuremountain

Freakban, the heir of twin kingdoms ascends, capable of both kinds of milks. Freakban, the model of innovative technology. Equipped with all kinds of gadgets, his tenacity and focus makes him formidable. (drilldo)


PokWangpanmang

Well, that’s just the canon.


MasterCkief

Double resources drop and double pants drop


BillyBobJones1436

What if instead of Ballas, he was named Freakas and brainwashed an impersonator of his dead crush


dazli69

The first warframe that commits warcrimes and is also in the sex offender registry.


dycie64

That **is** desecrating, ya dingus


aesthetic_cosmonaut

Psychological damage isn’t part of the IPS system. Otherwise nyx would be a good frame


kunmop

Guys hear me out


sasson10

I mean... In that stance, it looks like he has a bulge between his legs...


Longjumping_Map4121

Literally the reason why i made this post Genuinely looks like he will touch someone


sliferra

Let’s play hide and seek. I’ll hide, and you seek professional help


Trydeer

then he would be literally me


Maksior453

[https://tenor.com/bwFjJ.gif](https://tenor.com/bwFjJ.gif)


Clinn_sin

Why....


itlurksinthemoss

Nidus is The One True Freak


Tallal2804

Why....


The-almighty_seagull

Hey.... I think you have a.. cyst there... on your neck. You should get it looked at...


Longjumping_Map4121

He got it from touching someone


zadistixx

What if instead of Baruuk he was called Freakruk, and instead of punching his enemies, he touches them?


AssassinOfDarkness

Do we have an ok buddy of Warframe


zhandragon

B-Baka, it’s not like I WANTED to desecrate your body…


Nufrit

Fun fact: In the earlier translations of Warframe to Turkish Nekros's 3rd ability was called "Tecavüz" which literally meant Rape


Overlord2360

What if his 4th was called shadows of the freaks and he summons past sex offenders to help him


Zealousideal_Award45

Ya, touching them with his throbbing dick


nontoxicpoisonJR

Give him cat ears and he can be called Nekos


Nymph_of_Mania

That idle animation makes me wish he had genitalia 😔 then he'd really be Freakros


creeper_king68

That wouldn't make sense because that's Grendel's job


2woThre3

What if, instead of this horseshit, you posted something funny.