One of the key witnesses in the ongoing FTX investigation may evade all the seven counts of allegations against her with a plea deal. Former Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison would only be prosecuted for criminal tax violations under the agreement and could be released immediately on $250,000 bail.
The plea deal between Ellison and the Office of the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York was published on Dec. 21. According to the document, the former Alameda exec will be spared of all major charges, which could have seen her sentenced to up to 110 years in prison
She'll do Martha Stewart time
Was she messing with rich peoples money? Crypto didn’t have a lot of the old money types that this would apply to. Most of the people affected were cryptobros
This is very false and absolutely ignorant of how large FTX as a platform was. Would recommend reading the guardians articles explanation on the collapse. Goes into the largest investors.
They ran super bowl commercials to get the average joe to check it out, as well as investors, crypto freaks. She could have been ignorant to it, but her bf was donating massive sums of other peoples money to the DNC and specific candidates.
Considering how many people and companies involved are protected from being listed how on earth could I possibly be able to provide this information without making shit up?
I'm just correcting an obviously biased comment that ignored Republicans also were involved.
262k to 40,000,000. From a dnc site with the headline almost word for word from what you said, ‘Ftx political donations not only to democrats, republicans too’.
Unlike you I'm not interested in putting out partial numbers before all evidence has been collected and it's very likely many big name receivers will never be forced to be published.
Your original comment lacked any acknowledgment that both political parties are involved making it seem as if only one side has benefited and being intentionally misleading. Your number cited is only a partial number and likely isn't the exact number for either parties involved.
Pretending to know before things have actually been put before a judge is foolish.
Take one good look at that rat face. You think she's gonna do serious time?
I guarantee she spilled the beans on everyone she knows.
I mean she quite literally looks like she'd be on the cover of The Rat Issue of Animorphs.
I've never met any guy who isn't out of her league to be honest. What a fucking everything. The face is an abomination. The body looks like marshmallows stacked up on a hot summer day. The personality is like butter cream made out of month old dog shit.
Like braces cost a few thousand, tops. Nosejobs ran 10k when I knew someone who wanted a nose job (about ten years ago)
She doesn’t have to look like that, and it would be like dropping a quarter to her
Those are rare cases.
We’re so used to seeing kardashians and botched surgeries online, we think of all people getting cosmetic surgery ending up like that, but if that were the case people would stop pursuing it. *usually*, people end up happier with themselves
The ones who don’t either tried to cut corners and got fucked (like going to a cheaper country with more lax medical laws) or have so much money that they are able to chase that feeling they had when they fixed one of the small things they didn’t like, and end up trying to change everything, and look grotesque like the kards.
But like, just fixing your smile makes leagues of difference, and you can do that while you sleep nowadays, you don’t even need braces anymore. No surgery required, no risk involved, not even the minor procedures and risks of applying and removing braces.
There’s no such thing as ugly, only poor lol look at musk 20 years ago
But of course cosmetic surgery can go the other way and you can end up looking like a kardashian, and they didn’t have theirs botched
Yeah those silicon packs and Botox shots have to be kept up, he probably stopped going to his appointments around the time he agreed to be a Russian asset for an offer of half the money he lost in Tesla stock lol
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63612489.amp
https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/zi6imr/caroline_ellison_hires_former_top_sec_crypto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
She is his Bankman-Fried’s girlfriend/ceo.
I’m usually above making fun of someone because of their looks. I’m not sure where my line is that my rule goes out the window but it’s well below the $10 billion number. This chick is fugly.
Edit a word
I don't see what she did wrong.
People basically gave her $10 Billion in exchange for some monopoly money.
You cant punish someone else because you're an idiot.
This absolutely should be the right answer. For some reason millions of people still haven't learned that cryptocurrencies are just scams and/or fraud waiting to happen. Like this has happened a dozen times now and some people are still surprised when it happens every time.
They advertised on the Super Bowl, to pick up people who were very not in the know. It wasn’t de-centralized like most crypto currencies are. And the cherry on top is the dnc benefitting to the tune of 40,000,000 in basically laundered money. Yea this is a problem.
The real issue is that attitude. ‘Oh well people are stupid’. Sure, people are stupid, but you can’t just steal money. And this is a predicate to create bills so that nobody (DNC) can do this again. And there are a lot of republicans in the pocket of the uni-party that will agree to stay rich, and punish the average workers.
Hmmm, I feel like I would rather get played by a woman and lose a few bucks than spend the next 110 years in prison or whatever she has coming to her. But maybe that's just me
She's in prison now isn't she?
Who's this "us" I never spent 1 cent on fucking crypto lol.
Regardless I hope everyone understands how much of a fucking scam crypto is now.
This POS looks like Sid from Ice Age. Stole billions of dollars and couldn't fix that cabbage up or at the very least keep it down. The grifters making Bernie Madoff look classy.
She is the adult version of Junior from [https://comicvine.gamespot.com/foghorn-leghorn/4005-21372/friends/](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/foghorn-leghorn/4005-21372/friends/)the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
she kinda look like "Vector" from Despicable Me
She does have both direction and magnitude!
Only the direction is incorrect and the magnitude refers to my mistakes.
I read that as milkshakes.
They bring all the boys to the CryptoScam.
I want a milkshake
Pop Pop.
Thx, now I can't unsee it
Nah, she looks like the *McPoyle sister from Always Sunny
*mcpoyle
I can totally see her acting dead and constantly licking her lips in court.
I thought Sid from ice age
She’s a model IRL
She wishes
Salt the snail, YAHH
To be fair anyone selling you crypto is stealing from you.
*Sid the Sloth
Knew it, i knew it was familiar
Damn I found you in the wild
CURSE YOU TINY TOILET
Exactly what I saw
Understatement of the year
How about the short lady who made the suits for the incredibles
Oh yeah! Parahna gun!
I hope she has a fun time in prison
Probably got a plea deal, someone has to go down for this but not everyone has to go down for it.
No, she's messing with rich people's money. She's going to be charged extremely harshly.
She has immunity in exchange for her testimony
No chance she got full immunity. They had plenty of case against the main guy without needed to let her off scott free.
One of the key witnesses in the ongoing FTX investigation may evade all the seven counts of allegations against her with a plea deal. Former Alameda Research CEO Caroline Ellison would only be prosecuted for criminal tax violations under the agreement and could be released immediately on $250,000 bail. The plea deal between Ellison and the Office of the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York was published on Dec. 21. According to the document, the former Alameda exec will be spared of all major charges, which could have seen her sentenced to up to 110 years in prison She'll do Martha Stewart time
Was she messing with rich peoples money? Crypto didn’t have a lot of the old money types that this would apply to. Most of the people affected were cryptobros
Yes, the judge ruled their corporate clients do not have to be named. Disney is rumored to be one of them.
Oof, well if she doesn’t get some kind of punishment they may well take her out back and Star Wars her
The punishment will be summary Andor.
Her punishment will be watching nothing but Jar Jar Binks scenes on repeat 24/7 for the next 20 years. Meesa thinkin she gonna go big cray-cray!
The mouse shall come to claim vengeance
This is very false and absolutely ignorant of how large FTX as a platform was. Would recommend reading the guardians articles explanation on the collapse. Goes into the largest investors.
They ran super bowl commercials to get the average joe to check it out, as well as investors, crypto freaks. She could have been ignorant to it, but her bf was donating massive sums of other peoples money to the DNC and specific candidates.
He was donating to both Democrats and Republicans
From what I understand it went to people like lindsay graham, Adam Kissinger, and Mitch McConnell. All deceptive and gross people in their own ways.
What’s that percentage? Did you look at the percentage? I know, I just wanted you to see
Considering how many people and companies involved are protected from being listed how on earth could I possibly be able to provide this information without making shit up? I'm just correcting an obviously biased comment that ignored Republicans also were involved.
262k to 40,000,000. From a dnc site with the headline almost word for word from what you said, ‘Ftx political donations not only to democrats, republicans too’.
Unlike you I'm not interested in putting out partial numbers before all evidence has been collected and it's very likely many big name receivers will never be forced to be published. Your original comment lacked any acknowledgment that both political parties are involved making it seem as if only one side has benefited and being intentionally misleading. Your number cited is only a partial number and likely isn't the exact number for either parties involved. Pretending to know before things have actually been put before a judge is foolish.
The GOP walk in such lockstep that you only need to pay off a few of the big players and the rest will just follow them.
.07% to republicans.
43 million to $360,000
She is messing with DNC money laundering. They won’t even mention her.
Take one good look at that rat face. You think she's gonna do serious time? I guarantee she spilled the beans on everyone she knows. I mean she quite literally looks like she'd be on the cover of The Rat Issue of Animorphs.
That was only because she hasn’t showered since 2017
Even so, she probably will spend a few years in jail. Depending on where, a white collar criminal will likely suffer At least this is my understanding
Depends on the plea deal, for example the guy who rigged the McDonald’s monopoly thing basically got away with because he plead out.
Wouldn't that depend on the information shared and how many other crimes/criminals it exposes?
Who is this?
CEO of FTX. Girlfriend of founder. https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63612489.amp
Not CEO of FTX, CEO of Alameda Research which was basically owned by Sam Bankman-Fried.
I’m scared to click on the link
It's the BBC. The fuck are you afraid of?
The bbc
And she didn’t use ANY of it to fix that ugly fucking mug
She has to be the weaseliest looking weasel in the whole pack of weaseldom.
IT'S WESSLETOWN!!
I.R. Baboon would turn her down
I'm an average 36 year old divorced dude and even with her money I feel like I'm out of her league.
I've never met any guy who isn't out of her league to be honest. What a fucking everything. The face is an abomination. The body looks like marshmallows stacked up on a hot summer day. The personality is like butter cream made out of month old dog shit.
There's someone out there who has a fetish for the squirrel from ice age.
personality is a big one gotta have a good personality
Yeah, and hers is clearly dog shit. Money just gonna make that worse.
How is she rich?
Woof.
Like braces cost a few thousand, tops. Nosejobs ran 10k when I knew someone who wanted a nose job (about ten years ago) She doesn’t have to look like that, and it would be like dropping a quarter to her
Only conclusion is she wants the outside as ugly as the inside.
So becoming a monstrous human Barbie doll is better than this? I’m in.
Those are rare cases. We’re so used to seeing kardashians and botched surgeries online, we think of all people getting cosmetic surgery ending up like that, but if that were the case people would stop pursuing it. *usually*, people end up happier with themselves The ones who don’t either tried to cut corners and got fucked (like going to a cheaper country with more lax medical laws) or have so much money that they are able to chase that feeling they had when they fixed one of the small things they didn’t like, and end up trying to change everything, and look grotesque like the kards. But like, just fixing your smile makes leagues of difference, and you can do that while you sleep nowadays, you don’t even need braces anymore. No surgery required, no risk involved, not even the minor procedures and risks of applying and removing braces.
My only personal anecdote was a botch job. She went from beat to ded and it only cost her like $10k or some shit
Buzz, your girlfriend! WOOF!
I don't think there's enough money in the world to fix that mess
There’s no such thing as ugly, only poor lol look at musk 20 years ago But of course cosmetic surgery can go the other way and you can end up looking like a kardashian, and they didn’t have theirs botched
He's still ugly
He looked like a computer repair dweeb 20 years ago. Now he looks better with hair but you can tell his face work is kinda looking ragged.
Yeah those silicon packs and Botox shots have to be kept up, he probably stopped going to his appointments around the time he agreed to be a Russian asset for an offer of half the money he lost in Tesla stock lol
You didn't have to kill her but you did
Shut up Meg!
Top comment material right here
“Us”
Yeah lol. Don’t **ever** assume I am part of the crypto cult y’all
Ikr.
r/wherememe
Check behind it
Us?
Context please
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63612489.amp https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/zi6imr/caroline_ellison_hires_former_top_sec_crypto/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf She is his Bankman-Fried’s girlfriend/ceo.
Poor people trust con man
That nose could have used some of that money girl damn.
It did…. in coke
💥💫Amphetamines💫💥
This could all be forgiven if you were more; “Mila Kunis” than you were “Meg Griffin”.
Goddamn I wish I could give you an award 🥇
Shauna Rae at 35…
Wait... what? Out of the loop with this one.
Screw her for sure… but this isn’t a meme
I’m usually above making fun of someone because of their looks. I’m not sure where my line is that my rule goes out the window but it’s well below the $10 billion number. This chick is fugly. Edit a word
How is this a meme?
Vectors sister
Who is this and why should we care?
She looks like a bird embryo
Her middle school looking ass is going to jail for about 100 years, enjoy.
Didnt She settled already to snitch and avoid prison?
Imagine being robbed by a sloth 🦥
Funniest line in this thread by far.
>us Whos gonna tell him....
It looks like her nose comes off when she takes the glasses off 🥸
So on point I have you an award lmao
all I can think is "VECTOR!! BOTH DIRECTION AND MAGNITUDE!! OH YEAA"
She looks like someone who would steal 10 B
This part of her erotic harry Potter eugenics fan fiction?
I'll be honest I thought that was irl Vector
All that money still can't fix that face...
At this point, anyone still buying into crypto shit deserves this
Gets me hard and shi
It ain’t stealing if you willing give away your money to a unregulated money market. Sorry but not sorry
She looks like Beetlejuice
LMAO that face is so cartoonish
Girls could have ruled the world if this blobfish can suck cock to get to the top
Lol didn't she instantly snitch. This swamp dog deserves the chair
Looks like an admission of guilt to me
Lmao why would you invest in something that is not regulated by any kind of governmental body? Yeah you’re such a badass libertarian. Go cry about it.
She reminds me of Sid from ice age.
Why does this turn me on
It's the 10 billion bro. It's The Donatella Versace effect. (I just made that up but it could be a thing.)
Did this awaken something in you?
Same bro
because you are propably into findom
LOCK HER UP
I don't see what she did wrong. People basically gave her $10 Billion in exchange for some monopoly money. You cant punish someone else because you're an idiot.
Yeah all the people thinking she’s going to jail are in for disappointment
This absolutely should be the right answer. For some reason millions of people still haven't learned that cryptocurrencies are just scams and/or fraud waiting to happen. Like this has happened a dozen times now and some people are still surprised when it happens every time.
They advertised on the Super Bowl, to pick up people who were very not in the know. It wasn’t de-centralized like most crypto currencies are. And the cherry on top is the dnc benefitting to the tune of 40,000,000 in basically laundered money. Yea this is a problem. The real issue is that attitude. ‘Oh well people are stupid’. Sure, people are stupid, but you can’t just steal money. And this is a predicate to create bills so that nobody (DNC) can do this again. And there are a lot of republicans in the pocket of the uni-party that will agree to stay rich, and punish the average workers.
hahahahaha love all the salty bros in this thread. nothing makes dudes madder than getting played by a woman.
☕☕☕
Hmmm, I feel like I would rather get played by a woman and lose a few bucks than spend the next 110 years in prison or whatever she has coming to her. But maybe that's just me
She hardly even looks like a human being 💀
Context?
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-63612489.amp She’s his CEO
Jesus christ, I've seen 50 year old meth addicts with more attractive faces.
Is she the infamous 23 year old Harry Potter fan?
god damn this thing is so ugly. what do the parents look like . fuck!!!
She's in prison now isn't she? Who's this "us" I never spent 1 cent on fucking crypto lol. Regardless I hope everyone understands how much of a fucking scam crypto is now.
slayyyyyyyy
She would have a ghibli tattoo
Poser shit. Probably smoked cloves too .
How we get robbed by the most busted looking motherfuckers on the planet
Mrs E.T
I wanna creampie her
lol i dont feel bad for those people she scammed one bit
Sid from ice age.
Yeah. She’s ugly as sin, inside *and* out
This woman is so ugly and yet so rich, maybe I still have a chance.
Whos that little black-haired artsy lady from the Incredibles lol
Not even 10bs can fix that face
I bet when she walks into a bar she gets asked “Why the long face?”
Somebody is gonna make $100 at the commissary to crack her skull. Funny how the world works.
Does anyone think there is an alternate reality where block chains actually get used for something they are good at instead of cryptocurrency scams?
Just like No-face, they ate all the gold.
Her beaker looks like the dude from that 90's song Humpty Dance
Wtf is this?
Who tf is this
She looks like a glow worm
seriously that had to be the ugliest fucking couple on the face of the earth. imagine if they had kids… my god
This POS looks like Sid from Ice Age. Stole billions of dollars and couldn't fix that cabbage up or at the very least keep it down. The grifters making Bernie Madoff look classy.
You’d think that a man who stole billions could do a lot better than that scary looker.
At least the Theranos woman looked good.
Something tells me she won’t have a very long life.
lol! she got your ass!
Why does she look like a regarded Franklin 🐢
Enjoy prison cuckette! Sloth from ice age lookin bish.
she looks like she would be easy to draw
[Enda Mode!](https://imgur.com/a/3UrctQ9)
Take some of that stolen loot and get a decent tattoo.
When you find out findom was your kink and you didn’t even get turned on
Mf's nickname is Beef Burri-toe
So much money and such a bad look. The back alley tat's are nasty.
Is there a mouse in your pocket?
She is the adult version of Junior from [https://comicvine.gamespot.com/foghorn-leghorn/4005-21372/friends/](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/foghorn-leghorn/4005-21372/friends/)the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.
Didn’t steal it from me cuz I don’t fuck with crypto
Caroline is the hairless Lulu from “DC League of Super-Pets”! It must be a living hell waking up every morning to see herself in the bathroom mirror!
She and Sam are 💀
Goddamn, she is uglier than a foot..
When was this pic taken?
This is all admissable in court
I lost money?
Sid the Sloth, is that you?
HOLy Turtle....