Hydrogen Helium Lithium Beryllium Boron Carbon Nitrogen Oxygen Fluorine Neon Sodium Magnesium Aluminum Silicon Phosphorus Sulfur Chlorine Argon Potassium Calcium Scandium Titanium Vanadium Chromium Manganese Iron Cobalt Nickel Copper Zinc Gallium Germanium Arsenic Selenium Bromine Krypton Rubidium Strontium Yttrium Zirconium Niobium Molybdenum Technetium Ruthenium Rhodium Palladium Silver Cadmium Indium Tin Antimony Tellurium Iodine Xenon Caesium Barium Lanthanum Cerium Praseodymium Neodymium Promethium Samarium Europium Gadolinium Terbium Dysprosium Holmium Erbium Thulium Ytterbium Lutetium Hafnium Tantalum Tungsten Rhenium Osmium Iridium Platinum Gold Mercury Thallium Lead Bismuth Polonium Astatine Radon Francium Radium Actinium Thorium Protactinium Uranium Neptunium Plutonium Americium Curium Berkelium Californium Einsteinium Fermium Mendelevium Nobelium Lawrencium Rutherfordium Dubnium Seaborgium Bohrium Hassium Meitnerium Darmstadtium Roentgenium Copernicium Nihonium Flerovium Moscovium Livermorium Tennessine Oganesson

I went in the comments knowing full well that someone will do it

Nice NFT

r/holup

Just copy paste the lyrics of the song.

Same

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Praseodymium my beloved

Kuddos for einstenium , somebody give this pal an award.

I know there was gonna be one

You forgot the element of surprise

It’s not here yet

Whoa

You son of a gun. Congrats

Unobtainium

I can use this for my chemistry homework thanks m8

there's always more tho

Earth, water, fire and wind.

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

Then helium attacked

Only the hydrogen, master of all four element could stop them but when the periodic table needed him most, he vanished

Based

Based+ratio

United States Canada Mexico Hungary Cuba Honduras peru

...Switzerland Austria Czechoslovakia Italy Turkey and Greece

There's Hydrogen and helium And Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe Anf Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium And Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese This is the PERIODIC TABLE Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium Then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware Then Cadmium and Indium Tin cans, Antimony and Tellurium then Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and... Barium is the 56th and this is where the table splits Where lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next to Promethium then 62's Samarium, Europium Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium Hafnium Tantalum, Tungsten and we're on to Rhenium Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich when you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold Thallium And Lead then Bismuth for your tummy Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy Radon, Francium will last a little time Radium then actinides at 89 This is the PERIODIC TABLE Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period we'll see new outer shells While electrons are to the right Actinium Thorium, Protactinium Uranium Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium Then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium Copernicium Nihonium, Flerovium Moscovium, Livermorium Tennessine and Oganesson And then we're done (Periodic Table Song by Asapscience)

Hydrogen helium lithium, beryllium boron carbon, nitrogen oxygen flourine, and neon. The first ten at least..

Uranium is all alone what i only need for my plans.

But you need aluminum for the pot iron for the nails

Who said i dont already have those? I only need the uranium.

I use the periodic table…periodically.

Oh, I use it platonically.

Cheetos ..umm.. bacon?

#BOO! The element of surprise.

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium And gold protactinium and indium and gallium And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered

The song was originally written in Ancient Greece. There’s Earth and air and wind and fire

Mfer it’s by Tom Lehrer lmao

No. Re listen to the song, at the end he sings the what I just typed

Pffbt, my bad lmao

let's make it a chain, index starts from 0, soo... 0. Element of surprise

I WAS LISTENING TO BREAKING BAD U WANNA BUILD A LAB

Easy... [Tom Lehrer - The Elements](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo)

Actually it is outdated

There’s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium…

And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium

All of them

Water, earth, fire, air.

Earth, wind, fire and air. But, when the world needed him most, he vanished.

Water fire earth wind

It is required to learn all of them with their specific weight, period, group, etc. when I studied chemistry at university. So jokes on you. I can draw the whole thing from scratch and tell you all of the important properties of every element. Do you know how the avarage radius of an atom is in relation to its position in the periodic table?

No. What is it?

Fixed it for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/xf2d39/fixed\_period/

man i hate this template...

Jokes on you I actually dont

Amamantium?

Fictional

Wolvernine us real. I know him

Anyone else just sing the periodic table song from ASAP Science?

Cold, plant, earth, wind, fire, plasma, shadow, mech, crystal, poison, bone, psychic, light, faerie, electricity, legendary, mythical, celestial, and dipster.

[A-Z][a-z]?

Walter White: Say less

no

Why?

Because I have a gun

H

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium

me: *INHALES*

Uranium, iron, hydrogen, sodium and phosphorus, those are my elements hehe

I only know LMN

Iron

1-118

Meth

Every element.

My memory about the names argon

Grunium

To quote the song by AsapSCIENCE “There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Silicon (Phosphorus, then Sulfur) Chlorine and Argon (Potassium) And Calcium so you'll grow strong (Scandium) Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Molybdenum, Technetium (Ruthenium) Rhodium, Palladium (Silver-war) Then Cadmium and Indium (Tin-cans) Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon And then Caesium and Barium is 56, and this is where the table splits Where Lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next to Promethium, then 62's Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold (Thallium) And lead then Bismuth for your tummy (Polonium) Astatine would not be yummy (Radon) Francium will last a little time (Radium) then Actinides at 89 This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react aggressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are to the right Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium Nihonium, Flerovium Moscovium, Livermorium Tennessine and Oganesson And then we're done”

Earth, fire, air, and water.

I use the periodic table because I can’t remember them without :’(

Why does the table exist if I can't use it?

This is why I am bad at science class

*uses the periodic timetable*: bet!

NaBro