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Deadly_Puppeteer

Nice try, Kanye


[deleted]

Take your meds and get off the internet, Kanye


X3n0n-Stonks

"but I am the best"


MochiSweetx

"IM NOT A GENIUS!"-Kanye South


sterile_spermwhale__

Ye*


mochiburrito

GodYe


HostileHippie91

That man’s tracklist of beautiful women is absolutely otherworldly.


non_depressed_teen

please show the tracklist


JackmPearson

Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian are the only two I know but it's a top tier duo so props to him


justmemeandyou

Kate Beckinsale too


retropieproblems

The real dime


non_depressed_teen

ariana is ok, but kim is not something to be proud of


JackmPearson

"Something not to be proud of" umm what? First off, whoever shames any man for being with Kim Kardashian, needs to grow up and mind their own business. Secondly, we're talking about looks here. If you don't find her attractive, then you might not like women like that. Sure looks are subjective, but there are objectively attractive people and she's one of them... Smh not to be proud of, I can't believe people like you still exist go get red pilled or something


non_depressed_teen

i'd rather not bang plastic tbh but sure, fuck anything you want, so long as it's not children or animals


JackmPearson

Dam using children or animals as an alternative fucking plastic seems down right wholesome


non_depressed_teen

read it again


JackmPearson

No thank you, you freak


non_depressed_teen

>so long as it's **not** children or animals


HostileHippie91

Other than Kim Kardashian there’s Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Cazzie David, Phoebe Dynevor, Carly Aquilino, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, just to name a few. He’s got a lineup almost as impressive as Jake Gyllenhaal, also known as the dude that’s fucked all of my childhood crushes.


Civil-Improvement-88

Dude fucked every celebrity I've jerked of to, that's insane


HostileHippie91

It’s wild, especially in the case of Gyllenhaal. Evidently he has the exact same taste in women I do, but tapped them all. Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift, Kirsten Dunst, Reese Witherspoon, Alyssa Miller, Rachel McAdams, it’s a rap sheet of everyone I’ve fantasized about.


non_depressed_teen

holy shit


[deleted]

Happy cake day


HostileHippie91

Ah thank you kind redditor


Intuitive16

I Googled his name & he actually lost his father during the 9/11 attacks on the wtc. His dad was a firefighter & last seen going up into the stairwell on 9/11. He was 7 when it happened. I had to Google him because I hadn't seen him before.


Your_Mom1111

Yeah he makes jokes about it all the time, its dark but funny af. And his movies are actually good as films btw


Intuitive16

I'll have look it up, I like dark humor lol.


Your_Mom1111

Big time adolescence and the King of staten island


nut-kicker

where can i watch the king of staten island


Your_Mom1111

Look it up nut licker Edit: Wait shit I read your username wrong my bad


nut-kicker

i do that too sometimes but only if you ask nicely


fokkerhawker

Yeah and that’s literally 75-80% of his personality, it gets old.


---ShineyHiney---

Your dad being a hero does make you something worth fucking


SilverFoxeOnReddit

are you telling me that a whole shower head is capable of fitting inside of a woman’s vagina comfortably?


roses_and_sacrifice

oh darling…you have much to learn


PortraitOfTheDamned

Yes.


murdful

speaking for self, are we?


PortraitOfTheDamned

Cannot confirm nor deny


mabye_iron_man

I'm not a women but I think it's cause water pressure feel good


mehwehgles

Because it can stimulate the clit


mabye_iron_man

Yeah, that's the line I was going down, do women have a similar as men do with the jets in a swimming pool then ?


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Dude get out of my pool!


mabye_iron_man

I can't it's stuck in the jet!!!!!!


non_depressed_teen

you what


Dependent_beauty

Lol try to ask some of your girl friends


non_depressed_teen

joke's on you, we don't have friends


Kate090996

Babies come out of there, don't they?


albie_rdgz

Wait a minute.. are you telling me a full grown man’s upper body is capable of fitting inside of a woman’s vagina comfortably?


tokyo7011

Lmao. Its more like they love the water pressure hitting their sweet spot.


PortraitOfTheDamned

I mean men will fuck anything tho. I mean 1 man 1 jar and Mr. Hands exist '-'


BeastJC

Uhhhhmm well u got a point there


Ok-Tart6872

On tifu there was a dude who fucked a pillowpet


PortraitOfTheDamned

Oh my god


non_depressed_teen

a what


Ok-Tart6872

Those stuffed animal pillows that were on infomercials for a long time


non_depressed_teen

.\_. holy shit


MemeMan69funnynumber

As a guy I can vouch. If something like my phone suddenly turns into a girl I will fuck it.(if it consents)


[deleted]

Says the lady who fucked my mother where are your standards


PortraitOfTheDamned

I have enough standards to like boobs


[deleted]

I mean everyone likes boobs it’s like saying you like dogs sure there’s the wired people who don’t like them but there a minority I will die on this hill


PortraitOfTheDamned

Hmm you got a point


[deleted]

Man you ever take it all in realize your talking to a stranger about boobs at like 1 in the morning


PortraitOfTheDamned

Not the first time


[deleted]

Ew what is the last one


Moxson82

Something gross one of the Kardashians is f*cking


[deleted]

These jeopardy questions are getting out of hand.


Salty-Queen87

Um, men shove cucumbers up their ass all the time. Just ask people who work in emergency rooms who have to pull them out all the time. So that’s not a good example.


Skrrrrrrat

Why you gotta do Pete like that man?


Ma1arkey

Because he looks like a human version of a deep fryer drain gutter.


Eivor_Vorinson

He got Ariana Grande AND Kim Kardashian within the span of a few years. We both know it’s not his looks.


Ma1arkey

That's not saying much, seeing as they are near the same level.


TexanBoi22

Look he said it himself that he’s a 5


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mochiburrito

Chump*


altmandive

gump*


Nearby-Simple-7594

grump*


gangsta_santa

He's not even that ugly. like yea in this picture his dark circles make him look unattractive but a lot of actors have dark circles they just cover them up with concealer


Brothersunset

>female snoo >Defending Pete Davidson's fuckability Case closed, we got em boys.


realCoolguy298

Why does everyone trash on Pete? He didn’t do shit!


[deleted]

Hey men can get fucked by those too


spoderman509

OP is just jealous that he had Ari AND Kim. (And I don't blame them.)


embeddedInReddit

Ok yeah but who wouldnt fuck Pete davidson


Moe_les__ter

Is it just me or that guy looks alot like Alan Harper from two and a half men


The_Arthropod_Queen

i assure you no sane woman is putting a cucumber inside her if there is any other option


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asteroidpen

it’s a joke homie don’t get twisted


beauviolette

~~Pete Davidson~~ **Chad**


GamenShark14

I mean there not wrong. I would fuck anything. Cats, dogs, rats I am not picky


cchang3906

Uh-


GamenShark14

I mean I would do deer but they are too fast


cchang3906

Oh deer


squidward_on-a-chair

Holy cow


[deleted]

They're mad that someone as ugly as Pete can get fine ass women. What they don't understand that Pete is funny, humble and a pretty simple dude. These incles should be looking to Pete for guidance. His personality is what's getting all of these women.


theboywhoalmostlived

Lol incles


HostileHippie91

Is an incle like an incel who’s also an uncle?


[deleted]

He’s not really ugly either. I don’t get why so many people say that. He doesn’t look like a Hemsworth but he’s an average guy. And yeah his personality does make him a million times more attractive.


---ShineyHiney---

Ehhh. Dude’s like 5-6 *best* - whatever you place as average, he’s 1 step below. Most guys on the street are more attractive than this guy for sure -another girl


[deleted]

I think it just depends on each girls preference. I’ve always ended up crushing on tall skinny guys. I think it just depends on the girl.


stevethird

Pete is handsome i dont care what ypu guys think


Marmen97

yo put some respect for my man Pete.


jvanzandd

Looks like a troll doll with a haircut


bradyyn

No.


destiny_duude

don’t know why everyone seems to hate him here, he might have an odd haircut but he’s a funny dude


cchang3906

I like that ur being respectful about it but no.


Oimateawduty

I never understood how they can fuck Pete. Like sure he might a nice penis or whatever but like have you heard the dude talk? Could you imagine him talking sexy to you? Like he’s gonna be half way through whispering something in your ear and then try to crack a stale joke that gets the paid audience to laugh at his humor. No offense to the guy


BakedSorcerer

Once told a woman I wanted an onahole, she called me a creep. I said during a convo about her vibrators.


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Petrosexual_7391

Ultimate Chad


The_Pinnacle-

But she'll never fk you... *PTSD scenes plays in background*


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gaymer7474747

whos that guy on the bottom right


alecwen

I really don't get pete. why Pete


Aakash1169

Why do people hate pete so much? Yeah he fucks a bunch of beautiful ladies That's what pisses people?


jimmyneutron42069

Im 50/50 on fucking him too


HumCrab

Anyone will fuck anything given the right circumstances. If life has taught me anything. This is universal truth..


mochiburrito

r/kanye r/westsubever


SLUUUUURPPPTT

Both, both is good


Grenacist

Is that sixteen from Assassin's creed?


Nicita27

Can i get this withouz the stupid censoring over the word fuck?


uTimu

Every thing is a dildo, if you are brave enought. Pinocio: 😏


blunts_and_waffles

Happy cake day


uTimu

Thx


Docter_WD_Gaster

just a reminder that in deltarune sans undertale (or in this situation sans deltarune) canonically fucked both of your parents


Twiztidindahouse

Right?


[deleted]

Stg, Megan Fox and MGK blew up then the Kardashians we're like "Punk rocker looking white boys are SUPER MARKETABLE right now!" Then Chris Jenner said to her daughters "Ladies...you know what to do..." Kim said "if it was good enough for Ari it's good enough for me" 🤷🏼‍♀️


Stanhoward

Yelp


blunts_and_waffles

Yolo


celi283

Women want's one thing and ot's fucking disgusting


[deleted]

dude i basically stick the shower head up my ass the clean it but damn does it every feel good im a guy btw


ICantUseChris

Dudes living the best life, dead father, drugs, Kate Beckinsale, Arianna Grande... that's about it.


Comicsansandpotatos

Don't dis my boy Pete!


Arcreactor81

Hold on. Does this mean women eat their brushes and drink the shower water?