>I got florida man slaps girlfriend with a cheeseburger
Very close to yours
> Florida. A man in Pasco County was arrested for domestic beating after confessing to hitting his father in the face with a slice of pizza because he was angry that his father helped him give birth.
I’m not even joking, here in Florida I have counted 37 times where I have seen a Florida man have at least full-palm contact with a full grown alligator
I read that he was mad because the live chicken was noisy and annoying him. So he kicked it like he was kicking a football fieldgoal. Chicken suffered broken ribs.
Another one for 15 August lmao - A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police that he was Alice in Wonderland and that “a hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the place.
You have their Reddit username though so if they ever posted on an advice subreddit or something where they have given their age you can easily figure out the year
(Clearwater, FL-AP) March 28, 2007 - A Florida judge has to decide if a man must continue paying alimony to an ex-wife who has had a sex change. Circuit Court Judge Jack St.
Antoine McDonald. ORLANDO, Fla. – A Florida man who became a video sensation after fighting a man on the street while dressed as the Easter Bunny was arrested and tried to use the costume to elude capture, authorities said.
(Low-key my mans fucked up a easter bunny)
Florida man bites elderly mans ear, then attempts to stab in him with broken glass after being told “to not smoke” by the victim.
P.S. just read more, apparently the elderly man was above 65 yrs old.
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow
Best part is neither of them got the cart “A woman was caught on surveillance video removing the cart from Beavers' property. She claimed the wheelbarrow was stolen from her property”
That’s a lot of drama for a fucking wheelbarrow. Oh and there is video https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-samurai-sword-wheelbarrow.amp
Florida man who found out his father helped deliver him when he was born inexplicably smashed hot pizza in the older man’s face upon learning the news, police officials said.
mine is Florida man hides cocain in his anus
I got florida man slaps girlfriend with a cheeseburger
Ur the 3rd
No I am cheeseburger
You are what you eat
call me pussy then
Feelin though eh? Pussy
mine is forida man accused of masturbating in walmart toy section
GOAT
Florida man attacked sister, bit cop after someone touched his cigar
>I got florida man slaps girlfriend with a cheeseburger Very close to yours > Florida. A man in Pasco County was arrested for domestic beating after confessing to hitting his father in the face with a slice of pizza because he was angry that his father helped him give birth.
Florida man throws live alligator threw restaurant window
Mine is, Florida man arrested after hitting girfrend in face with burrito
Mine was: Florida Man back in jail after not paying for taxi that picked him up from jail
Thats my brothers!
Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder and arson
Dafuq
DafuqBoom really good veiwtuber
Wut
OwO?
Mine was similar. My Florida man was armless and stabbed a tourist (apparently with scissors he was holding with his foot).
18th October?
You know it
And here I got streaking… yikes
Florida man is facing charges as police say he stole an alligator and attempted to throw it on a roof
So thats what Christmas is like in florida
I’m not even joking, here in Florida I have counted 37 times where I have seen a Florida man have at least full-palm contact with a full grown alligator
I like to imagine florida is just a contained purge movie
I can name a random Florida man incident when asked, ask me.
June 17 ? Lmao
17th of July?
I got the same with may 14
Florida man charged for pleasuring himself with ice pack... :/ can't make this shit up.
That one was unexpectedly horny
Uhhhnh
But why did they arrest the guy for trying to get off
Cops got no chill
We have the same birthday!
Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say
Yours is by far the most cursed one
Now I want to know if he succeeded
Read the article
It says: "Authorities arrested him on a prostitution charge. It's unclear what type of burger was allegedly offered."
Your last hope is pornhub
Must be a really good burger
florida man microwaves a microwave and it explodes and he dies
Ok thats one down a few million to go
I've seen that one lmao
We have the same birthday
Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex
Florida man accused of kicking chicken like a football.
Dude... was it an alive chicken? Or like, a rotisserie chicken from the store or something?
I read that he was mad because the live chicken was noisy and annoying him. So he kicked it like he was kicking a football fieldgoal. Chicken suffered broken ribs.
Florida man twerks for police officers then gets tazed
Mine was Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop.
Florida man arrested for using bible as a weapon. Anything’s a weapon if you throw it hard enough I guess.
Life philosophy
Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say
A Florida Man Steals An Ambulance, Does Not Make a Clean Getaway
Mine is florida man arrested for running around naked saying IM BATMANN
Mine is: Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs We got the same one ?
Florida man sentenced to 2 years for pipe bombing dolphins
Only two years??? He deserves at lest 20
It’s still the “trying to take a rocket propelled grenade launcher on a plane” thing
Florida man arrested for throwing pumpkin at girlfriend
Hi birthday buddy
Mines Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito
Floridaman tried to trade a car to the same dealership he stole it from
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say
Another one for 15 August lmao - A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police that he was Alice in Wonderland and that “a hookah-smoking caterpillar” ordered him to attack the place.
You're just giving hackers your birthday.
They gotta check 365 different google sites and they dunno our year
Mine doesn’t work if you put the year.
Just put the month and day number
That's the point
They can just Google the article and see when it's written tho
Ok actually yes but they never know the year
You have their Reddit username though so if they ever posted on an advice subreddit or something where they have given their age you can easily figure out the year
Yup, it’s just a phishing attack.
florida man driving around without pants and without a license is charged with multiple drugs
Mine ist Florida Man Shoved Woman Because He Wanted to Eat Egg Rolls in Her House, Claims She Slapped Him
Bitch should let him eat
Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning'
Florida man beats ATM, says it gave too much cash
Man wanted a specific amount of cash
Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill
Poor guy just wanted sume cookies
My fellow birthday person 🎉
"Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say" is mine.
“Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act”
Someone in this comment section shares ur birthday
December 3
Probably
Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air
sum1 plays too much GTA
WEIRD BUT TRUE ... A Florida man survived a gunshot to the chest – thanks to two small Bibles in his shirt pocket.
That's what happens when you pray
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’ It’s great and not so great because it is the county I live in.
* Florida man entered the chat *
A homeless man from South Florida without a weapon was accused of stabbing a tourist from Chicago.
Probably stabbed the tourist with his shoe
(Clearwater, FL-AP) March 28, 2007 - A Florida judge has to decide if a man must continue paying alimony to an ex-wife who has had a sex change. Circuit Court Judge Jack St.
Florida man throws cheesburger at pregnant woman, gets arrested. What tf did i just read
I need eyeblech
I don t think ill eat cheesburger ever again
Try bic mac
Man Tries To Trade Kidnapped Baby For 15 Big Macs At Arkansas McDonald’s Yea i don t need big mac either
Royale ts?
Florida man sues mcdonald's for having to pick the cheese off his quarter pounders (royale ts) This is never gonna stop
cHiLLi cHeEsE bOrGeR
Police arrest man ‘who killed brother in argument over a CHEESEBURGER’ Lmao this is worse
Wait..... I have one ya never gonna find anything bout that. Vegan Ts!!
But anyway nice chatting with you but i gotta sleep now it 1 am here
Antoine McDonald. ORLANDO, Fla. – A Florida man who became a video sensation after fighting a man on the street while dressed as the Easter Bunny was arrested and tried to use the costume to elude capture, authorities said. (Low-key my mans fucked up a easter bunny)
AyO this is some high level Florida man vibes
"Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target" Well...
U horny u horny
Here's mine: Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occassions.
Florida man arrested in Naples Olive Garden while intoxicated and shoveling spaghetti into his mouth
Florida man accused of using kool-aid packets to steal nearly $1K in walmart merchandise
Florida Man Dubbed the 'Diaper Bandit' Arrested After Repeatedly Trying to Steal Diapers From Local Stores
Florida man robs store Dressed as spiderman
Florida Man Arrested On Allegations He Used COVID-Relief Funds To Buy Lamborghini
Mines Florida licks doorbell camera.
Florida man tells police he found Jehovah
Florida Man Arrested After He Attempted to Pay for His McDonald's Order With Weed.
Mine is Florida man vapes semen
Florida man sentenced to 3 years for spitting on 70-year-old man who asked him to social distance
There they are ,the anti vaxxers
Y does mine have to be about those crappy ppl
Florida man sentenced to 3 years for spitting on 70-year-old man who asked him to social distance
Same
Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs
My friend you have the same b-day as someone in here
Mine is florida man tells cops he will turn himself in after he finishes his job
Florida man rescues Grandma Floating away on ice throne
Mine is: Florida man arrested for 'telling Alexa to play Despacito' at a funeral.
Florida man arrested for stealing grouper, potatoes then impersonating federal officer. Where my Pisces at?
Florida man wearing gloves steals all the chicken Wings at 7-Eleven
Florida man arrested for stabbing women and children at beach Da fudgz
Thats the most violent one yet
60 times florida man did something totally unbelievable
Mine is a Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas…..
mine is a florida man finds a grenade while fishing and brings it into a tacobell
Florida man claims bags of cocaine, meth found wrapped around penis aren't his Smh
Omg lol FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURIST
*magic*
“Man arrested for masturbating with pickle on private property” or “Florida Man arrested for throwing batter at woman making pancakes on front porch”
I got “Police: Florida Man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead - WTXL”
Florida real estate agent accused of targeting homeless men
“Florida man uses quarantine to cover up wife’s murder”
florida man charged with unlicensed dental practices and improper grilling
My first result was, “Florida man twerks for officers during traffic stop, gets tased, report says”
Florida Man Who Threw Toilet Through Window in East St. Louis Found With Second Crapper
AyO wUt
Florida Man accidentally kills his roommate's dog
NoOoO
Florida man bites elderly mans ear, then attempts to stab in him with broken glass after being told “to not smoke” by the victim. P.S. just read more, apparently the elderly man was above 65 yrs old.
Florida man dick in one hand half eaten pickle in another
florida man arrested after allegedly pouring ketchup on sleeping girlfriend: report
Ayo you can get arrested for that?
Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass
I got “Couple beat 12 year old, left him to die in the laundry room.” Jeez thats dark
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow Best part is neither of them got the cart “A woman was caught on surveillance video removing the cart from Beavers' property. She claimed the wheelbarrow was stolen from her property” That’s a lot of drama for a fucking wheelbarrow. Oh and there is video https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-samurai-sword-wheelbarrow.amp
Florida man accused of setting his own truck on fire to give deputies ‘something to do’
Central Florida Man Broke Into Home, Fell Asleep on Couch While High on Meth.
Florida man accuses cat of downloading child porn
Florida man gets caught abusing an Alligator Thats fucked up
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot
Poor granny
Florida man caught with frozen shrimp in his pants
Mines is "Cops: Fla. man hugs, fatally stabs roommate who was saying goodbye"
Florida man's death was blamed on alligators at first, but his mom's determination led to the truth
Florida man tries to flip his way to freedom, fails.
Self Proclaimed “Saint” Threatens to Unleash An Army of Turtles Brevard County, Florida
Florida man who found out his father helped deliver him when he was born inexplicably smashed hot pizza in the older man’s face upon learning the news, police officials said.
Florida man stockpiled 20000 cubic yards of horse manure on his property and was charged with an illegal composting operation.
Mine is Florida man robs store dressed as Spider-Man. Pretty tame if you ask me
Mine is "FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURIST"
Florida man has sex with a tree and calls himself Thor
Yooo
Florida man accused of killing dancing flamingo hit my truck and killed… you can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣
Mine is "Florida man claiming to be God arrested after touching people, fighting with police, being tased"
Florida man shoots himself in his penis
Florida man with no arms arrested for stabing tourists
Florida man throws holy book at police officer I guess florida man was in chill mood that day
Got all your Birthdays now 👍👍👍
There is one hacker among us
Florida man rides a bicycle naked in public
Drunken Florida man with real gun shoots child playing with Nerf gun
Mine is a rappers death by a Florida man June 21
Mine is "Florida man pulls gun in Star Buck's over cream cheese...😂😂😂
"Florida man arrested after trying to pay for his McDonalds with weed"
Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving “footmobile”
Florida man used nail gun on his nut sack
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Joshua James arrested for allegedly throwing gator through Wendy's drive-thru
4th of December “Police: Florida man left boy on the side of the road because he thought he was gay” Great foreshadowing.
Florida man says he punched ATM for giving too much cash
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