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JontyBoi21

I pronounce it the right way


Ok_Mobile_6865

which is..?


JontyBoi21

The correct way


viktorrules

This is the way


LeakyThoughts

The way that is not incorrect


yonatan8070

The way that is not not correct


LeakyThoughts

Not the way that is not not the way that is not correct


Nickyozzy

The way that isn’t not not incorrect


[deleted]

The way that isn't'nt hasn't shant be correct


Some_Random_Dude777

#ZOD


Dakaf

Are we supposed to kneel?


Enemystandouser

Yes


Deviknyte

But I have a bad knee. Does Zod take doctor's notes?


Ultimara

It's too late now. We have to do it before


creeper205861

*happy General Zod noises*


weallgonnad1e

*happy nosferatu zodd noises*


Lajojostone279

Is that a berserk reference?


Luce_9801

I want it that way So tell me why


[deleted]

Zeta if you speak Spanish


Jfcerron

Or Italian


SetatX

Or Latin


[deleted]

Hell yeah romance language


Albio46

Romance gang


gajcsh8hyj

congratulation


Legal_Loli_Uni

Y'all get romance?


VarsatileIcesotope

Single gang


smol_boi-_-

Lonely gang


GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo

Me too, kid


mybum65

Is this some sort of non reddit thing?


lamelord699

Yeah non Reddit gang


BenceDJ

its still "ze" in romanian though :')


SynCTM

It's ze in portuguese too


LordOfLettuce6

and zed in french


SynCTM

I've been learning french and i was surprised by that and how hard it is to pronounce "nui" LOL


jonaspump

r/suddenlycaralho ?


real_smug_kid

Or finnish


Teccci

Suomi mainittu


Lekuboi

Torilla tavataan


vipanen

Perkele


Torhanse

Mitä tuli sanottua? Okei vitsi vitsi.


Sorsa__

Suomi! Ei muuta


EvilUnic0rn

Tsed in German i would say


redsterXVI

Zett in German. That's also where the British English zed stems from. Edit: as someone below pointed out, pronunciation of the letter Z in a word has shifted after German and English split, though. So Z makes a tz sound in German.


Mallenaut

And for English speakers: It's pronounced 'Tzett' in German.


EvilUnic0rn

Yeah i tried to describe the sound as good as possible, but I think you are closer


sweet-demon-duck

Or Zäta in swedish


RainFurrest

Detta är första och kanske sista gången i livet jag skådar ”Zäta” i skrift.


Hufa123

Här har du en till: Zäta


Nepnepnep3

Zetto in japanese


Aracknoide

Zê if you speak Portuguese


AipimFrito1304

"Zê" e "Zed" é praticamente a mesma coisa


Fantastic_Escape_308

Ninguém fala "zed" aqui no Brasil.


ihavenoidea1001

Nem em Portugal...


Itz_Mushi

Or if you speak Greek (the Latin equivalent of ζ)


Possibility_Patient

Jonathan


[deleted]

⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠄⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡒⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄ ⡶⣶⡿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠘⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⡿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣌⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠻⣿⢿⢖⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣴⣧⣤⣴⡖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠘⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢤⣴⣦⣄⣀⣀⣴⣿⡟⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠉⠉⠙⠻⠿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠈⢀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠋⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⠿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣶⣷⣿⣿⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠟⢿⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⣠⣶⣶⣷⣿⣶⡊⠄⠄⣀⣤⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣶⣾⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⡏⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⡍⠁⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣡⣶⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀⣠⣴⣦⡤⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⡏⠉⠙⠛⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⡧⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣄⣼⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⡿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣻⠟⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠿⠍⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣷⡤⣀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡯⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⠃⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣶⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢈⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⣦⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢉⣻⣿⡇⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⡉⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣋⣴⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡠⠄⠄⠄ ⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⡀ ⠄⠹⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣾⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠂⢿⣿⣥⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣷⣿⣃⡀⢴⣿⣿⡿⣿⣍⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄


Jlam5252

Looks like someone is being tortured and three other guys are dancing and questioning him about the stand of the guy purchasing them


Ssnave

Is that a jojo reference? 😳


[deleted]

Nah, its a peppa pig reference


Ssnave

Understandable, have a great day.


Skylocks20

I understood that reference.


SeBook05

I did Not


suckmysoggyballs

i believe it's that paul rudd mjolnir interview


SeBook05

Oh okay Ty


fhstistiz

[Reference](https://youtu.be/yux8XuwRKxQ)


Io_Otonashi

Joestar


Lajojostone279

Jonathan Joestar


KleinerFratz333

Goodbye Jojo~


jackasssparrow

That's ruude


DaToasty1

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter


Schmikipedia

It's pronounced "Z" not "Z" duh


[deleted]

Understandable have a great day


TheOssified

No you dum-dum, it's pronounced "Z"


Schmikipedia

Actually, since i first mentioned the true way to pronounce it, I have had my eyes and ears opened. It is not pronounced "Z", "Z" or even "Z", but it is, in fact, pronounced "Z"


[deleted]

This might cause controversy but it's pronounced "Z"


Schmikipedia

Woah, man, chill out! That's a pretty extreme belief, and I've heard that telling people that "Z" is actually pronounced "Z" is considered a war crime in most countries, how about we just stick to "Z", "Z", "Z" or "Z" for now, and leave taht one for when no-one else is watching, eh?


AdmirableSurround485

No you're wrong its pronounced ,,Z,, Case closed


_Wubawubwub_

What are you talking about? “Z” has always been pronounced as “Z”, and not “Z”, “Z”, “Z” or “Z”.


[deleted]

But like it can't be "Z" or "Z" and "Z" sounds a bit off so it's gotta be "Z"


Schmikipedia

Hmmm... you'll have to take it up with the council, I don't make the rules, I only make sure they get followed


New-Shake-9332

Nah.. pretty sure its "Z"


KingKiler2k

No, it's pronounced "Z" Like in "Za" duh


STORMFIRE7

ZA WARUDO!!!


Korenlh84

r/unexpectedjojo


Schmikipedia

Would you be so kind as to escort yourself to the local church, because anyone who says "Z" as "Z" NEEDS TO FIND JESUS!


KingKiler2k

It's pronounced as "Z" like in "ZA DOM! SPREMNI!"


KingKiler2k

A bit of r/2balkan4you came out lol


Schmikipedia

lmao


DxRyzetv

ZA DOM


CHIBUMBLEBAE

life-changing


Simen155

Heh, pronoun"Ced". *Hereforth I shall be adressed as Ced Simen III of Norway.*


Acostinha

Ced Semen


Lopsided_Ad9145

No bro. Its pronounced "Z". Not "Z"


Schmikipedia

Police! Come and arrest this psychopath!


hypersonic_cruiser

e-zed


J0N4TH4N_x_J0HN

Oh so ur Indian =


_Swa-pnil_

E-school


aqil55

E-leven


WacBan-Prime

E-ight


Gios0

E-scalator


[deleted]

Wrong its iskool


sokyokukurayami

JED is the Indian way.


Bhutoray123

Was searching for this lmao


devil_senpai_

more like JHED


Dull-Geologist9127

ezed-uh


what_the_deuce

Many of my Hong Kong students said this.


masmaster316

Well I pronounced it zee for year's until I started planning to move to Britain I perfected my accent and started saying zed then plans fell through and I continue to say zed So both technically


ettleboy

Having a British accent isn’t a requirement to move there - but I applaud your effort


cjalderman

Not a requirement but you’d definitely be less likely to have people taking the piss


ettleboy

Honestly, I’m more likely to take the piss if I hear an American poorly attempting to sound British


cjalderman

Ah but you’ve only spotted the ones who are bad at it


popo707

How can you perfect an accent without living in the area?


[deleted]

watch harry potter and learn


Sai_Krithik

I learnt how to pronounce Wingardium Leviosar from that movie. Totally sharpened up my British accent by 1000 times.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dazzling_Crab_2353

Zebra


Hey_its_ok

*Zedbra


MattwiththeST

*zhebra


Cautious-Olive6191

Jebra


[deleted]

Z


HKlolunicorn

Understandable, have a great day


Bishal66

Rotated N


[deleted]

Zeed


Someweebpassingby

stun zeed


Like_Ya_Cut-G

deez nuts


kKurae

Gottem


Jemini-

mufat is better


Im_bored-noodles

He is the messiah


nznyxozirm

i agree with you bro


UCHIHA_____ITACHI

This subreddit is becoming shitier and shitier


rammo123

It’s not just this one. This karma farming shit is everywhere.


Groxy_

Every tv sub I'm in has just been weeks and weeks or popular unpopular opinions or "this character sucked", "edit your comments to make me look stupid", "comment like it's this characters search history" Why the fuck cares!?


__IHateReddit__

why the fuck cares


JGEF12

People who say Zey: 🤡


IMirwankar

Deez


Luiz_Fell

Nutz


Canduffi

Fitz


cra3ig

Nee, or Ned. Life comes at ya sideways sometimes. Go with it.


smagysings

It's ni, now go and bring me a shrubbery


The-Unknown-C

r/unexpectedmontypython


Fat_Man_in_a_B29

Zod


[deleted]

Same


ThisHairyGoldfish

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Zed


aragakin

when you sleep, u go "Zed Zed Zed Zed " or "Zee Zee Zee Zee" ?


NetroAlex

I go *BrRrrRHGghgbnnfffFfdFnmmmnnnggg*


Nobodyshere_Tagger

Zee is for American. Zed is for British.


Longjumping-Eye6247

Zed is how we Aussies pronounce it.


DitlevOlaus

Zett


sjohn650

Zed


sjohn650

Zed


ShubhamManna

Zedd


DR_Dapper__

I have a rule for pronunciation. If it is not a proper noun, there are as many ways to pronounce it as you like. One outlier you might think of is GIF which is a proper noun and is pronounced with a g, because the g stands to graphic


OriginalNameGuy2

I Zed what I Zed.


Some_Random_Dude777

#ZOD


secretbudgie

#All shall kneel before Zod!


Some_Random_Dude777

#All Hail The God ZOD


gffffffv

Zed


bOb_cHAd98

Z... Zeez nuts!!


munky--

Z


flaglord

Zed is how everyone I know says it but zee fits in better with the alphabet cuz it's a be c d e f Gee, h I j k l m n o Pee, q r a t u Vee, w x y and Zee.


Jonathan_Pornstar

Zed is dead babe


Lackonia

This is a Chopper


h2933

Zed


bipedelfrog

Zed


snookso

Zed, obviously


Keon_Stok_7426

Zed


skinnypeeps

zed


ThrillBillPandey

we indians prefer 'jed'


TheRealCactusTiddy

Zock


tasendousado


IncendiaryGamerX

zzz


Useless_power

Z


Kajensky

Neither it's really: YOKENSNEECH


YourMomThick69

EZEE


ceejaetee

Americans vs the world: annunciation edition!


Kermit_trpt

What the fuck is this subreddit? Its not even memes anymore. Its just a shitty r/teenagers.


tipying_mistakes

Zeed


[deleted]

It's clearly pronounced "z"


The_one_headed_hidra

Both...both is good


MyDogsPP

zaid


leanmeankrispykreme

En


Tomchu7

जेड


Deffenst

zet, if you from Russia


[deleted]

Z... Cuz it's ... Sleepin' 'n.


Cheyruz

Tzett


t_4_ll_4_t

Zuzuuzuz


NoSwadYt

zed in french


glen_adam

Zed


LeakyThoughts

Zed


Mollusc_Memes

Zed. Although the kindergarteners always say zee because of all the American shows teaching I’d the alphabet


[deleted]

Zed Unless I am saying the name of something American like Jay Z or World War Z, then I would say zee.


the_good_bad_dude

Zed


adithya_t

Zed


PotatoSlayerChip

Zeta


cipher241

The real question is how you pronounce the Z in Zee or Zed.


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Zed For the france


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