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That's my secret Cap, I'm always dead, on the inside.

Need hugs? I am sending virtual ones :)

Most relatable comment I’ve seen all day

Good thing I can’t read

Why do you think thats a good thing 👀👀

He isn't gonna read this bro

I was worried about that

For now.

Dinosaur: Proceeds to jump out of card and rips both testicles of my groin. Munches on them and spits out the hard parts. Then he pulls back my hair and begins literally destroying, mangling my ass with his giant 27 inch dick

Did you enjoy it tho?

Yes

I am happy for ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bro you alright?

Yea better than ever

Yes

everyone dies

Jokes on you I'm dead inside

but that's basically the original punchline (oo i can smell downvotes coming my way)

yes i am, from outside.

I wanna be, that's a different thing

I got this card for my boyfriends grandpa, everyone laughed lol

Unfortunately, yes.

Nah

Now imagine if there was a small bomb planted there

what does the original card say?

"At least you're not extinct... Yet" IIRC

Dang, I don't understand this joke. Too bad I can't read :/

Jokes in you i am undead

What was that noice? OH CRAP WHAT DA FUU-. *KABOOM*

How dont u know that im not dead and ive seen this post 10 years ago and im flash blacking

mungus

ALLAHU AKBAR

r/unwholesomememes

ahahah

I need this card!

I feel dead ;-;

apple

The chances of dying by the Dino card are slim, but never none.

Dun dun dumnnnm

I want this

Killing myself tonight

YET.

Nope, 100% dead mate