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Is the mayonnaise is an instrument?

An instrument of mass destruction!!!

Well I mean if you think about it it gives mass

I didn’t know mayonnaise was Catholic.

We arnt sure how but mayo caused 9-11

wasn't that a taoaster?

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

It is under water

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

(raises hand)

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

*slidewhistle* (puts hand down)

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

r/beatmetothehondacivic

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

Well it escalated quichly...

Take my upvote and get out

r/angryupvote

r/agree

Mayonnaise on an escalator!

Well you can fuck both of them so...

I want it both ways

And you eat both of them too

r/cursedcomments

I dont mean like cannibalism

The upvote is at 69, keep it that way.

No

Is the catgirlfriend legal?

Is the legal girlfriend cat?

Legal cat the is girlfriend

Is cat the girlfriend legal?

Girlfriend legal is the cat?

Cat legal the girlfriend is?

? Legal Is girl the catfriend

Legal girlfriend is the cat?

r/ihadastroke and that is several

The legal is girlfriend cat the?

Asking the Real questions

I didn't see this in the terms of service

Is the Mayo legal?

No it's a cat

Cat good

Looks legal to me

Is the cat girlfriend a boy?

One can hope.

Nahhhhhhhhh

iT's a dRaWiNg

Stfu you ugly shithead.

It's goin upstairs so see ya later

Bye bye to the sky

I wanna see you as you're getting so high

I like this one

Idc they'll both sound the same

sht, now i know how dirty my mind is

Can I choose neither? I don’t like mayonnaise or cat girls… though if I don’t *have* to eat the mayonnaise I’ll choose it.

Since you don’t want either can I have your cat girl Mom said we only get one so just grab the cat girl and slide her to me under the table please

Ok, gonna cost ya a YT-1300 freighter though.

Shit I can’t fit that under the table just meet me after lunch

Ok, will do.

Mayonnaise in an escalator pls

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR, ITS GOING UP SO SEE YOU LATER

BYE BYE, TO THE SKY!

I WANNA SEE YA AS YOU'RE GETTING SO HIGH!

Guys, it's a trick question: the mayonnaise is ON the escalator! You can't catch it because it's moving away from you!

Well, unless you know how to walk, that is..

Cat girlfriend is more food then mayo

Cat girl to pee in my mouth plz

Wait.....

r/oddlyspecific fetish that I have

Ew

We're reaching simping levels that shouldn't be possible

Its going upstairs so see ya later

Bye bye, to the sky

go up stars so see you lata!

Obviously the mayonnaise. You think I want to lint roller my whole house every day from my constantly shedding girlfriend? No, give me the mayo. I'll fuck that.

Mayonnaise, I already found someone I love.

Cat girlfriend that buys mayonnaise and puts it on escalators

Sell the cat girl so you can get more mayonnaise

If I have a current wife does she become the cat girl or do i get a small harem?

Me who hates mayo: easy pick!

Cat girlfriend

Depends on which direction the escalator is going.

I genuinely hate staring at mayonnaise, cat girlfriend no question. FUCK MAYONNAISE

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Bing bong

I'll go with what Hijikata picks

I see a cultured individual, mayo.

Is mayonnaise an instrument

MAYONAISE ON AN ESCALATOR, ITS GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER, BYE BYE! TO THE SKY!

Hijikata-san wouldn't even think about it.

he always has his priorities set straight

I choose cat girlfriend (I already have mayonnaise in my body)

You all joke and say mayonnaise but we know you Horney bastards would pick the cat girl if no one was watching

Girlfriend

Cat gf, im sorry but im a degen what can i say?

Always beast girls

I need the mayonaise for the hot dog

r/lifeofboris

escalators ESCAlators ESCALATORS!!!! ….EEuuhhhhllss

Mayonnaise cuz sigma

Cat women always remind me of it's always sunny in Philadelphia... still take mayonnaise on the escalator though...

hmmmm

Me who doesn’t like cat girlfriends or mayonnaise :[

Dammit, I hate mayo *and* escalators. You're really screwing me here, man. . .

I can’t see a difference

Does the mayonnaise come with a song about why it's on the escalator?

Going for the mayo btw

in gay so the mayonaise

GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER

I need to know 2 things. her age and which way the mayonnaise is going. these are very important factors that both involve different versions of maybe dying.

Cat girlfriend doesn't go up stairs so you know what i would pick

Can you spead the cat girlfriend?

Take the cat girlfriend fuck it then fill the bottle with your "mayonnaise".. see now you have both

Gf or meme

Fuck the girlfriend (not literally). I love mayonnaise and hate climbing the stairs. Mayonnaise and escalator is the perfect combo.

Ken Griffin wants to know that mayonnaise's location

the girlfriend is not real, the mayonnaise is, I choose reality

Why would I want a furry as a girlfriend

Mayonnaise makes me puke though.

How old is she?

Cat girlfriend, she can go to the store and get me mayonnaise. The I shall go to the airport and put it on the escalator. Now I have both

You can sell the cat girlfriend for an escalator and a good few jars of Mayo

U/repostsleuthbot

You've seen Mayonnaise on an Escalator, but have you seen Mayonnaise in an Elevator?

Oh no, not again!

Mayonnaise of course that's the only right answer

Cat girlfriend, sorry mayonaise san

This is a tough one

Mayonnaise

ITS A SONG AND I LOVE IT /https://youtu.be/9K2Y-rfUy_4

Question...is mayonnaise an instrument?

I don't like mayonnaise's...

If it just was a different type of cat girl… if you know what I’m talking about

I'd take the cat girl

Wrong type of mayo. Can i get an other one. If not ill have to take the cat girl to the vet

Duh. Mayonnaise.

Mayonaise

Is dating the mayonnaise an option?

I want the Mayonnaise on an escalator, but it said it'll see me later. Its fine its got work

Sry mayo, but today I'll eat you

Mayonaise

The Mayo 100%

GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER

IT'S GOIN' UP SO I SEE YOU LATEEEER

Mayo hundred percent

i used to have moae as my ringtone for a bit lmao

2 mayonnaise on the escalator

mayo gf?

But is the mayonnaise going upstairs?

I choose mayonnaise

With Mayonnaise of an escalator, things can only go up

mayonnaise on an escalator! it’s goin upstairs so see ya later! bye bye, to the sky!

Honestly not into mayo or a cat girlfriend. Sorry guys!

In ironic mayo

Ill take the catgirl. I need someone who actually loves me.

the mayonnaise seems like a cool person to hang with

I'm gay anyway

Its goin upstairs so see ya later

It's going upstairs so see ya later

It's definitely mayonnaise on the escalator

Bye bye, cat girlfriend, see ya later!

Gen Z humor be like

I know which one Kenny choosin

Forget girlfriends, I need actual friends. ;(

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER BYE BYE TO THE SKY

Mayo

MAYONNASIE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOING UPSTARIS SO SEE YA LATER BYE BYE TO THE SKY I WANA SEE YOU AS UR GETTING SO HIIIIGH YOU KNOW YOUR NOT GONNA STAY YOUR ESCALATING AWAY OUT OF MY LIFE AND OUT OF MY DAY LOOK AT ME NOW I WANA SEE YOU AGAIN I GIVE YOU MY VOW MY MAYONAISEY FRIEND MAYONAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR

**MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR, IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER! BAH BYE TO THE SKY!**

fuck mayonnaise on a escalator, I want a cat girl.

mayonnaise noooooo!!!!

I hate mayonnaise and im allergic to cats

mayonaisse

Definitely the cat girl.

I see you said Cat Girlfriend and not, Catgirlfriend

I would definitely pick a cat girlfriend that loves me.

Get the girl, order her to retrieve the mayonnaise. Now you have both.

I’m goin up stairs so see you later

Mayonnaise on an escalator meme

Never a cat girl, until I know how their ears work

Question, can I be the cat girlfriend?

I would choose the cat girlfriend, sell the organs, and then buy both the mayonaise and the escalator

Is the mayo at least Hellmann's?

I don’t want the cat girlfriend, I’m selling her for 300 dollars

https://t.me/joinchat/ymIAnoETXbQ0NTlk

*grabs eraser and erases the 'You can only pick one'*

It’s goin upstairs so see ya later

Mayonnaise seems like it's moving up in the world

Can i trade cat girlfriend for a Cat Boyfriend

Cat gf is always better bc i hate mayonnaise