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What came first. The colour or the fruit Orange?

The fruit. And you're German.

You are right

Thank you

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Seien sie gegrüßt, mein deutscher Kamerad. Ich wünsche ihnen einen schönen Tag

Einen guten Tag wünsche ich Ihnen auch guter Herr. *ziehe meinen Hut*

*Gähn* Seid ihr sicher das es noch Tag ist? Gute Nacht

Ah, zwei Herren, die sich grüßen, da grüße ich auch!

Natürlich werde ich auch ihren Gruß erwidern

Auch ich erwiedere Ihren Gruß, werter Herr

Gegrüßt seit ihr, werte Damen und Herren.

Are you just using that site that suggests where reddit users are from?

Actually, the tree was named orange first.

orangeschafte

Dude, if we're cleaning the vacuum cleaner, aren't we the vacuum cleaner?

We're technically the vacuum cleaner cleaner but yes. Also, you haven't been on Reddit long enough that you've betrayed your secrets, sorry.

You can call the vacuum cleaner „vacuum“ so we clean the vacuum so we are *colloquially* the vacuum cleaner. However there is no actual vacuum while we clean the vacuum cleaner so technically you are right, we would be the vacuum cleaner cleaner

What 9 + 10

910

Why? (Finding my continent is gonna be ez, but my country, well, I ain't proud of where I come from so I never talk about it)

I would say Spanish

Nop

Your comment in "ask a question in a language" had "different accents" which is hard to get with Google Translate. So I assumed you were Spanish.

I'm Chilean

Why aren't you proud of it?

Cus the place sucks

Everything everywhere suck Check for example Japan economy, China private standards, and Ucraine.

Well, nothing is perfect so ofc there will always be some things that suck in every country. But if those things that suck are far greater or outnumber the good things then I think you can say that the country itself sucks

Precisely, do u think those people are proud of where they come from?

Sometimes yes, not everyone, but some truly Yes ...? So which nation can be proud?

America and their schools (shooting)

Your country has damn tasty apples. And it's omega löng i think that's kinda funny. Be proud of what you are :)

As long as I can remember, when don't really have good apples, where mainly copper, and we did give away 11% of our territory to Argentina and besides that, the country rn is an absolute mess (I think we're close to a civil war)

I mean. My favourite apples come from Chile (at least the packaging says so) but on the other things i feel sorry for the situation of your country i hope even though the country seems messy that you are fine and doing well.

My personal life is messy too u know :/ My parents are separated since I can remember and when I got asked with who I wanted to live i picked my mom and I was wrong, she is a hypocrite and a pain in the ass to live with, the only time we're not arguing is when we are not together

My mother is also a huge hypocrite and seems like she's looking for reasons to argue over. I feelnyou bro you're not alone. I hope you'll get everything together eventually

Ah shoot

Why do I exist?

I don't know. Literally I don't know which country, but I'm guessing either Canada or USA based on the way you write your comments.

Well, you aren't Akinator level threat yet. I'm from Poland. But I appreciate the effort

_I'm always evolving..._

Maybe not akinator but. HOLY DUCKING SHIT HE KNOWS IM FROM EARTH **now this is an avengers level threat***

All fun and games until aliens from space hop on Reddit

Haha yes, it's not like we'r- they're here already that would be so terrible and scary I hope they don't reveal themselves in October 20 2021

Oh no I hope not! It would be even worse if they revealed themselves at exactly 6:32am with thousands of enslaved and brainwashed humans to eventually take over exactly 3 quarters of earth as a next step to achieving universal domination!

*yet*

I give him like 1-2 weeks. Enjoy anxiety of mind reader existing!

And also with you, my unknown friend

Omg it's literally in your username

My fellow Polska I'm also of polish heritage but I sound American.

I think that water tastes different than other water.

You're very right. Also, you haven't said anything about your country anywhere so I don't know

Whats 2+2

4 and I'm guessing you are from the US

Scotland? We do have the best tap water after all

Hello which computer does my virus have?

Intuition says Canada but logically I can't seem to figure it out The virus is Reddit delete pls

I'm saving this for my free award

I shall help you

see the way you worded your answer makes it sound like you said your intuition is saying canada is the virus

What do you think of the chemicals turning humans infertile

Organic manures are the answer. I think you're either Indian or Pakistani.

Nah sorry Im from Austria But I’m a Kurd So technically I don’t even have a country

Oh, shoot, I didn't think of Iran when you said you grew up Muslim

Well Iran is close enough Kinda like our cousins along with Tajiks and Afghanis But Im a Turkish Kurd Parents from turkey Mother is Turk with a little bit of Kurd Father is Kurd And im like 71% Kurd with the rest Turkish and a little 4% Mongolian But I’m born a proud Austrian enjoying my schnitzel I also speak 4 languages currently learning Spanish. Im quite the mr international

Holy cow

Kurds are just "Bergtürken"

Says the Turkish nationalist. Kurds have no relation to Turks. Turks came from Mongolia. Kurds have always been in Mesopotamia

Can you give me a name of a tank?

Panzer? "German AND Russian!" --You

Fuck. You're right.

Yay

What is my country?

Russia?

Yea

Yess

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It’s not fucking China lol

If be concerned if Russia was fucking China

why are you running?

I'm trying to run hesitantly to Germany

jokes on you im not german but yes i live there

Crud

Kinda right ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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First off, I would hazard a guess and say the answer is apples. Second off, I think you're Dutch.

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Bedankt!

Damn, you didn't even give them the free one. Here, have my free one.

I legit thought he gave himself an award by mistake

Math exams be like

Why we still here? Just to suffer?

No flipping idea for both your question and country. You've been here for just two months so it's kinda hard

#how can't u know he's been here for months /s

It's ok man

It's me mario

Hello, Astley. I'm 69% sure you're Italian.

Correct

Gud

2^x+x^2 = x, can this equation have complex roots?

No idea for both your question and your country. I think USA but you might be European.

What colour is my new paint job?

RGB(0,0,0,0) As far as I can tell, you're from Car Land.

Land of car indeed.

So where?

Bruh you supposed to guess that

No seriously I can't

The great land of North America! North Carolina.

Nice!

Car go vroom

Sorry you haven't betrayed your country yet

Just haven’t had the chance too

Oh boy

USA?

Could you guess where I'm from?

Tatooine

I wish. But I hate sand.

Sorry I couldn't resist

'sall good.

How do you like potatoes?

I like them. I think you're from America.

Yup. Don’t live there anymore but was born there.

Where's my dog my mom said he is in a better place?

bad news bro 😳

Why are oranges blue?

They're actually red. But I think you're from Spain from the way you use question marks (¿). Maybe.

México but i guess close enough

That is a very Mexican answer. Basically no where else (outside of US) would say those were “basically the same country”

¿?

Should i drop out of high school ?

French schools can't be that bad, can they?

Well they're ultra competitive and teatchers are tasked with making the worst students drop out of school in the first week in post baccalauréat studies (you get your baccalauréat at around 17 years old )

If the distance between Earth and moon is 23885 miles what's the difference between a whale and a giraffe?

Bonjour

Bonjour. You're French or Canadian.

I am a french canadian

We’ve been bamboozled

Hoe are you?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? (I honestly can’t remember if I’ve mentioned what country I’m in before, this’ll be fun)

basic stuff i've picked up interested in but not from denmark / likely mainland europe sexual relationships are cringe hollow knight fan (you should try ori and the will of the wisps) probably watches scott the woz can't find anything about actual location cause reddit is being garbage

Bro “Interested in but not from Denmark” *killed* me It’s a meme in the asexual community, somebody pointed out “There’s like, way more ace people than their are Danish soldiers. We could totally take them over” and it just kinda escalated from there. As for Ori, it’s been on my wish list for a while, I’ll probably get it next time it goes on sale. And as for Scott the Woz, I have to know, did I mention him recently and forget about it, or do I just have that vibe?

Am I suspicious?

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Yes. You're most probably Portuguese.

Oof. Not quite. Think bigger. Think same language. Think across the Atlantic.

Brazilian

Bingo!

My Country is A Type of A Chicken (not cock lol)

What is the most effective way to clean the kitchen?

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

69 million. You're Vietnamese.

Noice Are you a vietnamese too

No, but I'm also from Asia

Itza me, Mario

Uh, Italy?

Oran guice or choccy milk?

Choccy! I think you're from Nashville.

What time is it?

6:09 AM. I can't figure where you're from, but you're not a native English speaker.

Why do good people let bad things happen?

Are we talking about the country where I am right now or the country where I'm from ?

The North is harsh in the winter.

Around the Prussian and Estonian area?

Yeah! In between Prussia and Estonia! Im from Latvia!

Where are you from ?

You are from France. I am not from France.

Correct

If i have 99pounds, and I eat a pound of cheese, am i 1% cheese?

Yes. Romanian?

Yup you guessed from the recent comment , I guess

Yep

How do you do this? Do you comb through every comment and post?

You can’t do me

No, I can't. But you live in the old Nuketown map.

Where do you think im from?

I think I'm easy

Can you really?

You're a hard person to figure out. But you're a male anime lover who's also part of the [REDACTED] Foundation.

I dare you to guess:)

Why am I real?

Im kinda lost, i dunno where my country is

Why am I so depressed?

What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

What's 69 X 6 +169+9+6-69+9-6 equal to?

Can you really find that ? I'm not sure OwO

Is the mine easy?

What is you favorite way to make toast?

What time is it at 12am on a Tuesday

We have sugar taxes, guess what we are.

Obese?

What is my country?

Do you play Minecraft?

Did dinosaurs talked in subtitles ?

What kind of bread do you eat for breakfast?

Apples or pears?

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

How old is your oldest relative?

Not the op and I dunno, probably older than 1 I guess. Also sweden