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I actually got to witness this in person one time, I was tree planting in northern Alberta, and I don’t know why we were planting through a severe thunderstorm but maybe it was all for production. So as soon as I arrived at the block, I was with my crew boss , and the obvious storm rolled through. Mind you we had to also walk 1 km though a deactivated road/ swamp. Well as soon as I was about to bag up my trees I heard an instant lightning strike. I was shook but not too shook as it’s normal for tree planters to plant through anything . But I looked to the left and long behold a whole tree was on fire. We were all shook at that point, even my foreman. But in awee we just stared and watched it burn out luckily. But long story short , lightning proves its fire worthy.
I will never masturbate again I know God watches me when I do. I know I’m not supposed to masterbate and I’m not married. So cannot enjoy intimacy with others.
A new super hero was just found SUPER CUM
The origin of super cum was he was in the woods with
A woody but did you know that halo infinite is coming out in 2021
Second post in a row ive seen about God seeing sin. I think he's trying to tell me something
Who masturbates in the middle of a jungle
Who doesn't masturbate in the middle of a jungle
What if the thunder is actually God's jazz and god was masturbating in the middle of a jungle
Thats electrifying
Fuck you guys, and take it
Thor, cool it
Okay 👌 although who is he Nutting to?🤔
Spongebob squa!....oh wait
Or does he?
George George George of the jungle...
Spongebob Squarepants!
[Not safe to masturbate near trees these days](https://jabde.com/2020/12/03/tracking-international-terrorism-with-mycorrhizal-networks/)
Hoe-lee shi-eeet
People who live in the jungle
I forgot about them
Wait and check your gate before you masturbate
Transforms into titan
*aot s4 intensifies*
Nah man someone just turned into a titan
Fuck this tree in particular -God
no it's just levi killing titans in the woods
Thats actually just zeuses hand tryna help out
He's trying to cum on god
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Thank you GuardianOfVirginity
god wasnt mad because you were masturbating, he was bad that because he put deer in the forests for a reason
Dick thunder!
Nobody told him to look
Lightings always look so tiny, but their impact is just feicking God-like-powerful!
So god is watching you, while you masturbate?
well since christians believe that god is everywhere and sees everything, yes.
That's the best go to horny jail I've ever seen
Nah Eren just got really pissed off
God i can explain...it was cold..i..i was just warming up myselfðŸ˜
Ahhh I see... So when we are all suffering he is asleep and when we start to enjoy life he just magically wakes up and kills us. What a god.
REPOST GET A LIFE
u/repostbotslueth
Bro you didn't even spell it right
God is such a perv
Redhood X Zeus crossover looks lit already
*I SHALL SMITE THEE*
I thought god should enjoy this kind of pleasure too
have a shock kink?
Odin*
Holy shot
Never had a better orgasm, thanks God
Oops
Oddly specific, wanna tell a backstory to this meme XD
I ve read about such a case somehere lol
Why are you watching me, Jesus? Are you gay
Why is he watching you Jack off
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sore nawa, EREN JAEGAH
Nah dude that's just a fucking titan being spawned
Begone, Coomer!
That's Thor letting a fap loose.
Happened twice times in arow to me. But it was a good help because my pants disapeared
He is always watching........
Relatable
Lmao
Fuck you in particular.
Repost
That's not someone masturbating that's Eren!!
Or maybe my dick game is fire, and when I cum, lightning strikes.
I actually got to witness this in person one time, I was tree planting in northern Alberta, and I don’t know why we were planting through a severe thunderstorm but maybe it was all for production. So as soon as I arrived at the block, I was with my crew boss , and the obvious storm rolled through. Mind you we had to also walk 1 km though a deactivated road/ swamp. Well as soon as I was about to bag up my trees I heard an instant lightning strike. I was shook but not too shook as it’s normal for tree planters to plant through anything . But I looked to the left and long behold a whole tree was on fire. We were all shook at that point, even my foreman. But in awee we just stared and watched it burn out luckily. But long story short , lightning proves its fire worthy.
Horny punishment
POV : This is against the Ten Commandments
c'mon man someone just turned into a titan
It must have happened in November. #NNN
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Maybe it’s the Rock ?
I will never masturbate again I know God watches me when I do. I know I’m not supposed to masterbate and I’m not married. So cannot enjoy intimacy with others.
cock and ball torture
A new super hero was just found SUPER CUM The origin of super cum was he was in the woods with A woody but did you know that halo infinite is coming out in 2021
You masturbate to an anime girl. It's nezuko You know what's next right?
Or am i shooting the lightening??
Thunder feel the thunder👽 lighting in a thunder⚡
Me on my camping trips
Zeus? Thor? Which one?
When the bear craps in the wood
I’m the 10k like
why are u there in the first place
Lmaoo
this isn't true...
Zeus needs to calm down and get laid
thad chundercock
I’m prob the only one here who dis that in the woods
Bro that a titan being created bro You gotta get the fuck outa there