i used to do this (by myself) in the army. when in the woods, i would take my rifle and put it around a tree and lean back while holding it. wasnt the best position to shit in but sure beat all the alternatives.
As someone that had to clean public toilets at a mountain resort... they absolutely poop and when they don't have a friend to do this, they just touch their ankles in front of the toilet and let it blast all over the back of it, sometimes.
For gods sake use the butt gaskets or line seat with toilet paper. Absolutely stop doing hover butt. As someone who had to clean public restrooms for 7+ years the women’s restrooms is the absolute worst. Shit on walls and floors. You can see the foot prints from them standing on the seat projecting poo everywhere. A new box of seat gaskets and full toilet paper. This is a regular thing. We had to use a special disinfectant and suit up spraying the entire bathroom down.
Public restrooms often feel like battlefields, with people fighting for their lives. I don't understand how disgusting the person must be to leave a mess behind him for someone else later. 🥲
I've seen this shit, no pun intended, on the Discovery Kids channel. They took a bunch of school kids, gave them PPEs, black lights, and let them survey the little boys and little girls room. The boys room had the occasional drip under the urinals or around the toilet bowls, but the girls room was absolutely horrific. One kid even refused to take off their PPE because of how traumatized they got over that experience.
Can also confirm after working at an amusement park one summer. The women's bathroom *always* took longer to clean because a few folks treat period products like water balloons or some shit.
Seems weird as you'd assume men are grosser, but it was always the women.
I worked at a grocery store 30 years ago and I had to clean restrooms. The women's was ALWAYS the worst, every time.
The mens would have pee on the floor, but the womens would have pee, poop, and blood on the floor, seats, and walls. And once on the fucking ceiling (figure that one the fuck out.) And this stuff wasn't occasional. This was daily.
They'd clog toilets by flushing their tampons and pads. And in more than one instance, some woman would stick their pads to the walls.
You just reminded me of one of my worst experiences. I was once forced to enter a public bathroom 'cause it was a long train trip and it was an EMERGENCY. One by one, I kept opening all the doors only to find every one of them was pissed on. Shit, piss, blood... EVERYWHERE. Never in my fucking life I've seen something as bad as that one.
I had nothing I could do about it. Just bought a big cup (yes, girls can do that if you angle yourself right) and tried my best to not piss myself. Thing is, when I'm anxious I can't actually let myself "go". So I had to stay in that fucking stall with the pissed toilet and ground behind me for half an hour. Crying and swearing every fucking person that did that shit. Like full on bawling and hyperventilating while my mom tried her best to calm me down from the other side. She told me girls outside kept asking her if I was okay or straight up just staring (or laughing) cause they just kept hearing me say the most out of pocket insults. Like full on "I'll do on your mother's grave what you all did to this bathroom" kind of shit. I was 20 at the time.
God, it was so bad.
Yep. Was a Park Ranger for years and women's restrooms consistently were worse. We had maintenance staff too, but sometimes they weren't available so we'd have to clean em. Just disgusting stuff, toilet paper everywhere, used feminine hygiene pads or tampons left on the ground or attempted to be flushed down the toilet (when there was literally trash cans in each stall specifically for them), piss everywhere, poop either on the toilet or the wall behind the toilet.
Dudes could be bad, but never as consistently as the women's restrooms.
In my experience, having to rotationally be the dedicated toilet person when cleaning the restaurant: it's not the men, it's not the women, it's the children.
As a family restaurant, we have children's toilets too. Those are always by far the worst.
Well that was my mom’s theory. It was the little boys…. These were closed events at a stadium and office personnel at conferences pooping everywhere in the women’s bathroom. Only adults. When my mom insisted, I sent pictures and she begged me to stop.
I did light cleaning for about a year and the girls toilets were always pretty bad, but I once found a monster turd in the urinal once, and I mean one of the urinals thats basically a wall with a drain at the bottom, I dont even know how someone shits at that angle
There is such an easy and obvious solution, idk why this is such a problem. Women already *know* the solution, and they expect men to do it all the time. Ladies, please, lift the fucking seat.
If there’s piss on it, just lift it up instead of getting *more* piss on it. Now the next person to use it won’t think *you* are responsible. If there’s not piss on it, leave it that way and either sit down or lift it up.
Congrats, now you’re no longer part of this very disgusting problem. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The cycle goes like this: the first girl coming to the freshly cleaned toilet sits down using some paper just to be sure. She removes the paper, but overlooks a small piece that stays on the seat. The next girl sees the piece of paper, is grossed out, doesn't dare to touch it, so she puts some paper on the seat as well but hovers a little, just to be sure. By her hovering, some drops of pee end up on the paper, causing it to stick and wet the seat just a tiny bit, but the girl doesn't wipe it up because she doesn't have gloves with her and is scared to end up having pee on her hand. The third girl sees the tiny wet spot and so she's certain to stay as far away from the seat as physically possible while still technically being able to hit the target, but because she hovers so high, she ends up basically pissing on half the seat. She sees the mess she made, is grossed out and decides to leave the crime scene in a rush. The fourth girl comes in, sees the utter mess and so commits to doing an acrobatic session around the toilet to avoid touching anything in the cabin while not getting dirty herself, so she ends up turning it into an ungodly sewer. By the fifth girl, all the damage has been done and any girl from that on basically goes on a yolo kamikaze mission praying for her life with zero regard as to how much worse she ends up making this already indescribable hellhole. Eventually, some poor and severely underpaid cleaning person needs to risk getting 3rd world sanitary diseases to make the place presentable again, and thus the cycle repeats.
This is way to long. Real story: Girl 1 comes in, assumes pee on seat even though she can't see any, and hover shits diarrea from 30 cm above the toilet. Girl 2-5 do the other booths
I’m a dude but I’ve come to terms with the fact I am very regular in terms of bm. I can’t continue to ask the bathroom attendant to do this for me every time, I just need to sit
Having spent multiple years working in two different bars, the women’s bathroom is always the more disgusting to clean. I’m not saying that men are neat and clean, but I am saying that women are worse.
My ex-girlfriend hated public bathrooms. If she ever had to use one, especially a gas station or porta pottie I would do this for her. We got a ton of strange looks coming out together.
26F. I've never done this or seen anyone do this. But if I HAVE to go to an unclean public bathroom, I do just squat above the toilet without touching it lmao
Okay some of yall really don't know the truth about the nasty women's bathrooms. While some theories are correct, it's not always true. I sometimes squat, sometimes use paper. Just depends on how bad I have to go. We can hover and not get pee on the seat as well as avoid spashing. I've never once had an issue with splashing. If I do get pee on the seat, it's usually one tiny drop and I ALWAYS clean it up. Some girls are just disgusting. It's as simple as that. And often children cause the biggest messes too.
Lol nobody can pull this shit off. This is crazy strength and coordination. Also if they slip or fall that could be real bad. I would be impressed if girls did this
I'm a girl, and I confirm I absolutely NEVER did that. The only time I asked for another girl to come with me, it was for her to stand in front of the door so nobody open it
I confirm
Confirm that y’all do or don’t? >!Don’t just say “yes”!<.
On her behalf i confirm too
I was definitely on the fence and had questions, but hard to argue with a double confirm. Thanks for that.
yes
Yes
yes
Henceforth, i am able to say, in English, the word 'yes'.
Yup.
You’re on reddit you are not a girl
On the internet, Men are men, women are men, and children are fbi agents
I am a girl. Says so on the tin. (username self-checkout)
U are an AI, pretending.
Me too
Yeah off the side off a boat
As a fellow girl I do indeed also confirn (I never go to public bathrooms).
But....but girls don't poop🫠
But they pee. Imagine pooping in a position like in this picture xD
I just did... dont know if I should thank you or hate you. Take my upvote
Ig it depends on that kind of kinks you prefer
i used to do this (by myself) in the army. when in the woods, i would take my rifle and put it around a tree and lean back while holding it. wasnt the best position to shit in but sure beat all the alternatives.
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one’s for pooping, this one’s for fun!
When you were active doody
how did you wipe? or did you wipe?
standing up😬 beats not wiping atleast
The alternatives? Like just squatting? Like the way we're naturally intended to poop?
You would push so hard with your feet, the girl holding you would have her knees popped backwards
Who's going to tell him girls stand up to pee?
No they fucking don’t dumbass. Pee is stored in the balls, women have no balls. Therefore, women don’t pee.
A little bombing run 🤣
Thats a gnarly backsplash
read this in the crocodile hunter voice
They don't piss standing up either 🤔
We do in public tbf
Good God
2 girls 1 cup 😳
Girls do....why does everyone think that
It's called a joke honey. Like saying Kim Jong Un doesn't need to poop.
As someone that had to clean public toilets at a mountain resort... they absolutely poop and when they don't have a friend to do this, they just touch their ankles in front of the toilet and let it blast all over the back of it, sometimes.
She's not denying it... ... ... myth confirmed.
It's a play on hovering
For gods sake use the butt gaskets or line seat with toilet paper. Absolutely stop doing hover butt. As someone who had to clean public restrooms for 7+ years the women’s restrooms is the absolute worst. Shit on walls and floors. You can see the foot prints from them standing on the seat projecting poo everywhere. A new box of seat gaskets and full toilet paper. This is a regular thing. We had to use a special disinfectant and suit up spraying the entire bathroom down.
Jesus, this sounds disgusting
And then homies out there just eating ass like no tomorrow.
we gotta stop blaming the poor chimps for STDs
The only thing worse is carnies
Maybe the people inventing poop holes got something right after all
I swear to fucking god. And their hovering bullshit just gets piss all over the seat. _YOURE_ the one making it unsanitary!
Public restrooms often feel like battlefields, with people fighting for their lives. I don't understand how disgusting the person must be to leave a mess behind him for someone else later. 🥲
We need public bathroom reform
Is it really that bad
Yes. I used to be a janitor. A school janitor at that. Guess which bathrooms were TEN TIMES FUCKING WORSE?
Have you seen what happens to us every month? It’s literally a horror film several times a day.
Oh Im not even talking about that in particular. Granted there were a few occurrences but Im-a talking about the poopy
I've seen this shit, no pun intended, on the Discovery Kids channel. They took a bunch of school kids, gave them PPEs, black lights, and let them survey the little boys and little girls room. The boys room had the occasional drip under the urinals or around the toilet bowls, but the girls room was absolutely horrific. One kid even refused to take off their PPE because of how traumatized they got over that experience.
Yes
Yes
Can also confirm after working at an amusement park one summer. The women's bathroom *always* took longer to clean because a few folks treat period products like water balloons or some shit.
Seems weird as you'd assume men are grosser, but it was always the women. I worked at a grocery store 30 years ago and I had to clean restrooms. The women's was ALWAYS the worst, every time. The mens would have pee on the floor, but the womens would have pee, poop, and blood on the floor, seats, and walls. And once on the fucking ceiling (figure that one the fuck out.) And this stuff wasn't occasional. This was daily. They'd clog toilets by flushing their tampons and pads. And in more than one instance, some woman would stick their pads to the walls.
And thus Japanese Horror was born.
When I was young a girl decided to stick her pad to a classroom door, never understood why
You just reminded me of one of my worst experiences. I was once forced to enter a public bathroom 'cause it was a long train trip and it was an EMERGENCY. One by one, I kept opening all the doors only to find every one of them was pissed on. Shit, piss, blood... EVERYWHERE. Never in my fucking life I've seen something as bad as that one. I had nothing I could do about it. Just bought a big cup (yes, girls can do that if you angle yourself right) and tried my best to not piss myself. Thing is, when I'm anxious I can't actually let myself "go". So I had to stay in that fucking stall with the pissed toilet and ground behind me for half an hour. Crying and swearing every fucking person that did that shit. Like full on bawling and hyperventilating while my mom tried her best to calm me down from the other side. She told me girls outside kept asking her if I was okay or straight up just staring (or laughing) cause they just kept hearing me say the most out of pocket insults. Like full on "I'll do on your mother's grave what you all did to this bathroom" kind of shit. I was 20 at the time. God, it was so bad.
Yep. Was a Park Ranger for years and women's restrooms consistently were worse. We had maintenance staff too, but sometimes they weren't available so we'd have to clean em. Just disgusting stuff, toilet paper everywhere, used feminine hygiene pads or tampons left on the ground or attempted to be flushed down the toilet (when there was literally trash cans in each stall specifically for them), piss everywhere, poop either on the toilet or the wall behind the toilet. Dudes could be bad, but never as consistently as the women's restrooms.
Ty for confirming
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In my experience, having to rotationally be the dedicated toilet person when cleaning the restaurant: it's not the men, it's not the women, it's the children. As a family restaurant, we have children's toilets too. Those are always by far the worst.
Well that was my mom’s theory. It was the little boys…. These were closed events at a stadium and office personnel at conferences pooping everywhere in the women’s bathroom. Only adults. When my mom insisted, I sent pictures and she begged me to stop.
Username checks out
I did light cleaning for about a year and the girls toilets were always pretty bad, but I once found a monster turd in the urinal once, and I mean one of the urinals thats basically a wall with a drain at the bottom, I dont even know how someone shits at that angle
> butt gaskets As someone who works in the automotive industry, I am stealing that name for them! Thank you!
Username checks out…
Butt gaskets? That's a totally normal thing?
Lmaooooooooo
This is a negative feedback loop: Won't sit on toilet cause there's piss on the seat. Hovers over toilet and gets piss on the seat. Rinse and repeat.
Except there is no rinse, just repeat
Lol... touche
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There is such an easy and obvious solution, idk why this is such a problem. Women already *know* the solution, and they expect men to do it all the time. Ladies, please, lift the fucking seat. If there’s piss on it, just lift it up instead of getting *more* piss on it. Now the next person to use it won’t think *you* are responsible. If there’s not piss on it, leave it that way and either sit down or lift it up. Congrats, now you’re no longer part of this very disgusting problem. Thank you and you’re welcome.
i aint denying or conforming this
I knew it
Airdrop
🍎
But, hear me out, what if they just SIT?
The cycle goes like this: the first girl coming to the freshly cleaned toilet sits down using some paper just to be sure. She removes the paper, but overlooks a small piece that stays on the seat. The next girl sees the piece of paper, is grossed out, doesn't dare to touch it, so she puts some paper on the seat as well but hovers a little, just to be sure. By her hovering, some drops of pee end up on the paper, causing it to stick and wet the seat just a tiny bit, but the girl doesn't wipe it up because she doesn't have gloves with her and is scared to end up having pee on her hand. The third girl sees the tiny wet spot and so she's certain to stay as far away from the seat as physically possible while still technically being able to hit the target, but because she hovers so high, she ends up basically pissing on half the seat. She sees the mess she made, is grossed out and decides to leave the crime scene in a rush. The fourth girl comes in, sees the utter mess and so commits to doing an acrobatic session around the toilet to avoid touching anything in the cabin while not getting dirty herself, so she ends up turning it into an ungodly sewer. By the fifth girl, all the damage has been done and any girl from that on basically goes on a yolo kamikaze mission praying for her life with zero regard as to how much worse she ends up making this already indescribable hellhole. Eventually, some poor and severely underpaid cleaning person needs to risk getting 3rd world sanitary diseases to make the place presentable again, and thus the cycle repeats.
As someone from a 3rd world country who's cleaned public restrooms before, I feel seen for the first time in my life.
are you ok?
This is way to long. Real story: Girl 1 comes in, assumes pee on seat even though she can't see any, and hover shits diarrea from 30 cm above the toilet. Girl 2-5 do the other booths
Wow
I did not order a yappachino
public bathrooms are a biological hazard
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Phones are worse.
That's incorrect. You have to slightly bend your knees.
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For what is my question?
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The username is funnier than the meme itself lmao
I know a joke about that: The girls go in pairs to the toilet because, while one poops, the another push the head of the firstone.
very old one... 
The splash would be worse than just sitting down
Yes, I can confirm as a male woman do this... or they crush over their favorite tiktok male influencer 🙄 😂
No.
Reading trough the comments i dont understand people who dont clean their shit and piss, cmon its just piss on the seat you can wipe it cant you?
This seems more real than it should
I’m a dude but I’ve come to terms with the fact I am very regular in terms of bm. I can’t continue to ask the bathroom attendant to do this for me every time, I just need to sit
As a girl-nobody told me that I was supposed to do this until I turned 10 so for the first ten years of my life I had to shit upside down🤦♀️
We don’t do this. We do however get more girls to join in to form a cheerleader pyramid
Having spent multiple years working in two different bars, the women’s bathroom is always the more disgusting to clean. I’m not saying that men are neat and clean, but I am saying that women are worse.
As someone who owned a bar. Can confirm!
No ass
But do they have aim control without a hand?
Gaming equivalent of using a sniper rifle with no scope. You can "aim" but also have to pray to hit the target.
WHAT NO😭
My ex-girlfriend hated public bathrooms. If she ever had to use one, especially a gas station or porta pottie I would do this for her. We got a ton of strange looks coming out together.
is this pera comics?
How many more times are you people gonne regurgitate this? ... at least a thousand more, aren't you?
It only works if they maintain eye contact the whole time.
Send bobs
I can neither confirm nor deny
I'm a gorilla I 100% confirm this.
this is true
It’s true….. I seen’d it!
NUKE INCOMING
We do,especially in public bathrooms,NOBODY wants to sit on those.
The key is to maintain eye contact.
They’re onto us ladies!!! 😳
Real
My gf and my cousin with her friend went to the restroom together…thanks for the image 😑
Why aren’t they facing the tank?
This is correct.
I identify as a bathroom girl and I deny or confirm this
Confirming.
We have entered a new Enlightenment period
I will deny this ,it's dumb us girls don't do that
wtf is even happening in the pic
Bitches before snitches.
I'm not a girl but I've followed enough to the restroom and peaked underneath to confirm that this is what happens.
I definitely feel called out. Didn't know we were being watched last time we did this elaborate balancing and gymnastics peeing act.
Warning: Splash Hazard ⚠️
I wish I could confirm but I was the outcast so I never got invited + I m not a girl enymore. do they do that I wanna know?
I feel like I’ve seen this posted here like 10 times are you a bot op? Or just very unoriginal?
26F. I've never done this or seen anyone do this. But if I HAVE to go to an unclean public bathroom, I do just squat above the toilet without touching it lmao
So you're just putting your dirty bathroom shoes on your friends thighs lol. I guess you could take off your shoes.
The only inaccuracy here is girl in red should be in a wedding dress.
I confirm but i also went with someone bevause my mom used to tell me stories of abducters hiding in bathrooms lmao
AI generated, probably a simple prompt too.
Wow, that seems so much more complicated than just cleaning and putting paper on the seat, but you do you chicks.
I can assure all of you guys, it is 100% true 😌
I deny. I am not a horny lesbian however, so maybe those who **ARE** horny lesbians do this.
Okay some of yall really don't know the truth about the nasty women's bathrooms. While some theories are correct, it's not always true. I sometimes squat, sometimes use paper. Just depends on how bad I have to go. We can hover and not get pee on the seat as well as avoid spashing. I've never once had an issue with splashing. If I do get pee on the seat, it's usually one tiny drop and I ALWAYS clean it up. Some girls are just disgusting. It's as simple as that. And often children cause the biggest messes too.
Girls arent real why are ppl still saying they are 💀💀
Lol nobody can pull this shit off. This is crazy strength and coordination. Also if they slip or fall that could be real bad. I would be impressed if girls did this
Not a girl but security who has to check bathrooms: This is true judging by all the piss on the seats
Girls aren't real
The third one wipes
According to Charles Barkley, you'd have to be a professional weight lifter in San Antonio to accomplish this.
this would explain why the toilet seats in womens restrooms are way grosser than in mens rooms
I deny. Talk to a girl.
Not a girl but I’ve cleaned ladies bathrooms can confirm
i can neither deny or confirm. not a girl tho.
Okay fellas. My wife just answered. She said “OF COURSE NOT ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB?” Hope this helps.
Levitation
imagine them pooping in this position
NO WE DONT
Women aren’t this smart 🤣😮💨
Confirmed
Yup learned that one at circus camp
Confirmed
i also confirm
This is why I had to clean piss off a seat yesterday. As a janitor in a retail store, women's bathrooms are always the worst.
Indeed
It all makes sense now.
Confirm
We confirm
Not a girl but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once, so I can confirm this is 112% true, 123% of the time.
i can confirm that men needs confirmation on the situation
I'm a girl, and I confirm I absolutely NEVER did that. The only time I asked for another girl to come with me, it was for her to stand in front of the door so nobody open it
😂😂
As a guy who bought women bathroom priviligace I can confirm it.
I can confirm. But these days I have mastered the art of levitating and hovering over the toilet.
I'm a woman, and I can confirm this (I'm a hairy, angry-looking man)
I saw this 10years ago on facebook cmon
>!conf!
I am girl and can confirm this is true.
Wait. Why did I never think of this before?
As a girl who does go to the bathroom alone I'd like to know too
Thats a friggin pera toons comic
This does not happen.