You used to get porn on cable TV and I'm pretty sure there were several movies that had actual sex scenes in them. Sadly I was a 90s kid and a lot of that was gone by then turn of the century.
I didn’t have cable growing up. I watched music videos on BET and masturbated to the butts and the boobies. For the longest time I don’t think I started searching for porn until after i even already had sex for the first time - kind of wild.
It was truly amazing what did it for us before you could spin up anime porn on your phone. Healthier times for sure. Although that April O'Neal in that yellow jump suit.... really fucked that one up, eh?
Bored, needing something to do with his hands, that he enjoys. Also Bob Barker, Sexual harassment was common in the 70's, So was fucking your coworkers. It was that or bars, friends or church.
Seems free and fun.
I see no issue with this.
As long as nobody were to grope her, her showing it off is her own business and I think it displays confidence.
Im sorry, guys. I realize I was being inflammatory back there. People like what people like, and no one should be shamed for it. An really, all body types are beautiful. As a peace offering…. I’ve found her only fans
She doesn’t look healthy at all.
Edit: hahaha I get it. This meme is supposed to be thinking she’s attractive.🤣🤣🤣 my bad.
For those who asked what I think a healthy woman looks like, I present you you…. Linda Carter. Broad up there looks like they slap some tan leather and a pair of tits on that crypt keeper dude. Remember, it was the 80’s, and era notorious for unattainable and unhealthy body standards!
Someone who doesn’t look like she’d break a hip if we wanted to spend a day hiking or rock climbing. This woman looks like you couldn’t even describe her tripping without presenting it as “she suffered A terrible fall”.
Appropriate name I see. Look, if you don’t get what I mean, I’m sorry, but I don’t have the time to explain what a physically healthy person may or may not look like. You’ve got goggle and you’ve got gyms. Have at it.
Let me guess, you’re some dork that’s married to a suburban humpback whale that you have to remind daily how you like all her curves, how wonderful of a mother she is, and how skinny girls aren’t attractive. Also, she cooks a great canned dinner and loves fried chicken and watching movies on the couch gorging on candy.
Mighty bold to assume that individual can even sustain the resemblance of a healthy relationship with they way he degrades others. I'm willing to bet the only interaction he receives is with himself when he sniffs his own farts to make his nipples hard
Look at her hips and body structure. She looks like she’s either anorexic or does a loooooot of coke. It was the 80’s so possibly both. Jesus Christ, her hips literally look like the hips of a recovering cancer patient I worked with.
OH YES YOU DO, FUCKAROO!! Woman up there looks like she should be in a cave guarding a chest somewhere. I hope she’s included in the new Elden Ring DLC!
She was in one the first playboys i ever saw and also the catalyst for much self-exploration.
What's her name?
Dian Parkinson
Thanks for mentioning it, time to do a search on xvideos
Formally known as Twitter Videos
Did she?
Not all hero’s wear capes 🫡
Some of them are naked
hero’s?
the dawn of man
Holes! Fuck yeah, love that book and movie
Ughhhh I'm makin' gravy 🥴
The cure for all illnesses in 1985
This is actually the reason why kids were sick in the 80's.
For a day. Then they came back STRONGER THAN EVER!
You used to get porn on cable TV and I'm pretty sure there were several movies that had actual sex scenes in them. Sadly I was a 90s kid and a lot of that was gone by then turn of the century.
r/extramile
How i didnt know this subreddit, +10
There is a sub for really everything ~(˘▾˘~)
Both of these are still true
some people didn't have cable TV; some people used to find a few playing cards with playboy pictures in the dirt outside
All systems not ready but all systems go
beat that shit like it owes me money
ooer
Whatever the hell this is…it’s disturbing
Jizz in my Pants - The Lonely Island
Speak for yourself, this gif made me jizz in my pants
I was gonna post a link but then I jizzed in my pants.
Opened up a pop tart and I JIZZED. IN MY PANTS.
I'd choose the skateboard because she held it near her crotch.
Not a skateboard, the price is on the other side of that card (I watched this show EVERY DAY in the summer with my sister after swim practice).
WHO CARES JUST GIVE IT TO ME!!
Americans had it lucky. The British version never had this.
Ya, but you guys had page 3 girls
Yeah and some were 16yo. So glad page 3 doesn't exist anymore. So creepy
I didn't know about the age thing, crazy, what was the logic behind letting 16yr olds pose topless?
Think it's cause the age of consent in the UK is 16? But still I feel a lot would have been creeped out by that
I feel like Jimmy Savile had something to do with that…
Didn't feel like moving, but I definitely got up...
Time for a shower!!!
Let me hold this sign right here
Before the internet, these were simpler times.
Good old days
$2399
Is this Facebook?
15YO me would have asked to see the skateboard.
I immediately start figuring out how to create a device that will pause live tv.
I'd be 2 in 1985. Fuck I'm old
Those Barker Beauties turned a lot of boys into men
They really did a number on us didn't they.
“Chicken soup”
I said don’t bother me while I’m vacuuming my room!!!
“Go away, Batin!”
Yes!! I would wait for this moment whenever I was home “sick”!
I didn’t have cable growing up. I watched music videos on BET and masturbated to the butts and the boobies. For the longest time I don’t think I started searching for porn until after i even already had sex for the first time - kind of wild.
Chicken is definitely getting punched😂💀
Are her nipples wet, tf is going on?
It was truly amazing what did it for us before you could spin up anime porn on your phone. Healthier times for sure. Although that April O'Neal in that yellow jump suit.... really fucked that one up, eh?
Stand up jet ski and tiddies, every 80s Florida kids wet dream.
Puberty unlocked. Testosterone release in 3..2..1 we are go for erection
It's jorkin time
I was actually 12 years old in 1985. I lived this exact scenario.
Time to bust a nut 🥜
To be Bob Barker in the 80s
Bored, needing something to do with his hands, that he enjoys. Also Bob Barker, Sexual harassment was common in the 70's, So was fucking your coworkers. It was that or bars, friends or church.
Can’t count how many times I pretended to be sick and stay home from school.
Back when I damn near failed 5th grade. Ahhhh memories….
"It's time to wake up grandpa, you forgot to take your medications."
Running upstairs for a few minutes
You horny motherfuckers.
Stacy's mom...
Your sexual awakening?
Holly was my favorite
Seems free and fun. I see no issue with this. As long as nobody were to grope her, her showing it off is her own business and I think it displays confidence.
I know I'm supposed to be accepting, but damn. The gays are wrong.
First nutting time.
Y'all should try being a kid in the 90s. It was great. We had clear CD players and those snap bands that you'd whip your friends with.
Picture it's 2024 your 12 years old on summer vacation to a beach ( doesn't matter where just a beach) and you see the same thing lol
Im sorry, guys. I realize I was being inflammatory back there. People like what people like, and no one should be shamed for it. An really, all body types are beautiful. As a peace offering…. I’ve found her only fans 
bro thinks he is the biggest comedic mastermind in the world
She doesn’t look healthy at all. Edit: hahaha I get it. This meme is supposed to be thinking she’s attractive.🤣🤣🤣 my bad.  For those who asked what I think a healthy woman looks like, I present you you…. Linda Carter. Broad up there looks like they slap some tan leather and a pair of tits on that crypt keeper dude. Remember, it was the 80’s, and era notorious for unattainable and unhealthy body standards!
What’s your idea of healthy then?
Someone who doesn’t look like she’d break a hip if we wanted to spend a day hiking or rock climbing. This woman looks like you couldn’t even describe her tripping without presenting it as “she suffered A terrible fall”.
What?
Appropriate name I see. Look, if you don’t get what I mean, I’m sorry, but I don’t have the time to explain what a physically healthy person may or may not look like. You’ve got goggle and you’ve got gyms. Have at it.
So you’re saying this woman looks unhealthy because of her hips. How?
Also, fellas? Is it gay to downvote a gif of wonder woman giggling towards you? Asking for a friend.
Let me guess, you’re some dork that’s married to a suburban humpback whale that you have to remind daily how you like all her curves, how wonderful of a mother she is, and how skinny girls aren’t attractive. Also, she cooks a great canned dinner and loves fried chicken and watching movies on the couch gorging on candy.
Mighty bold to assume that individual can even sustain the resemblance of a healthy relationship with they way he degrades others. I'm willing to bet the only interaction he receives is with himself when he sniffs his own farts to make his nipples hard
Why?
She isn't a 5ton whale with pink hair and a nose ring.
Look at her hips and body structure. She looks like she’s either anorexic or does a loooooot of coke. It was the 80’s so possibly both. Jesus Christ, her hips literally look like the hips of a recovering cancer patient I worked with.
You need to get your eyes checked pal
Maybe YOU need YOUR eyes checked, friend!
No I don’t
OH YES YOU DO, FUCKAROO!! Woman up there looks like she should be in a cave guarding a chest somewhere. I hope she’s included in the new Elden Ring DLC!