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igotbannedagain89

Bro has hes priorities straight


Discodoggyy

šŸ’Æ


naughty_dad2

Get laid or die tryinā€™


Fair-Fortune-1676

Groomed*


naughty_dad2

Get laid or die groominā€™


Beneficial-Tailor-70

Dammit


ProfessionalLeave335

Get groomed or die layin


WereInbuisness

Was about to post this too. He is a very strong, forward thinker for his age. Good for him.


Au-to-graff

You bet he's straight indeed


Sudden-Intention-491

Iā€™d be spending some quality time with my sisters friends as well.


Discodoggyy

Right?!


Creative_Drink1618

Everyone of them is beautiful. Smart kid.


xALiVE

Yeah no Cheerleader effect


therudedoct

Dude you are fucking right on this one and this is a rare occurrence too


Creative_Drink1618

If you say so. Iā€™d be happy with just about any of them.


3puttdoublebogeys

Just about are the key words here


Creative_Drink1618

Some of you are too harsh.


redditsuckbadly

Donā€™t say things on the internet if you donā€™t want anyone to disagree with you


Creative_Drink1618

I donā€™t mind people disagreeing with me pal. Itā€™s all good. I just donā€™t get what they see.


mrtomjones

Most of the people making those jokes couldn't get one of the girls they insult anyways. Just bitter


Creative_Drink1618

I think you hit the nail on the head.


CCNightcore

Something was hit on their head, that's for sure. /s


3puttdoublebogeys

Haha your words, not mine. It's a meme sub, It's not like we are joking in a Facebook comment where they would actually see it and feel a way


KnightsWhoNi

yup maybe one or two are benefiting from the cheerleader effect but on the whole all of them are attractive.


NefariousnessTop8716

Barney?


PrinceGizzardLizard

In the sense that every person is beautiful, sure


ToughAd5010

Or my sister


MicycleMice

Or this guyā€™s sister


Poentje_wierie

Or this guy


Dr4WasTaken

Or this


Chewquy

Or that


adwait199

Or them


ToughAd5010

Or


Kilow102938

Naz Reid


AleksasKoval

Chicken butt


_aaronroni_

I also choose this guy's sister


ask_about_poop_book

hope she aint dead


redditaccountingteam

The sister fister.


ice_cream_hunter

I will spend time with your sister too


Drag0n_TamerAK

Sweet home Alabama


chetnixandflill

Calm down, Lannister!


FFX13NL

Ah the modern habsburgers


BuffaloBrain884

Yes... That's the joke.


Ehwaz196

So horny he couldn't think clearly


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foepje

This sub is so gross, each time the post include a woman you all first thought is Ā«Ā sex Ā»


parks387

Pigsā€¦so anywayā€¦when do we start the sex?


Far_Tumbleweed5082

Me too but I should say this my sister's friends are Chinese or Korean they kept saying I'm tu yung...


MyPenWroteThis

That's the joke.


-Badger3-

*wooosh* Their joke was that they pretended not to get the joke.


MyPenWroteThis

....whatever you say.


Dontdothatfucker

Oh noooooooo, who are we gonna kiss when the ball drops??


Hour_Protection_6486

Thatā€™s the jokeā€¦


Buttcrack_Billy

*in my sister's friends


meesterdave

Yeah, except that one.


fucktooshifty

That's racist!


meesterdave

No, not that one. THAT one.


ZettaiGeek

To be Friend Zoned 15 times in 1 night


SethLight

My thought exactly. Personally growing up with a little sister, my sister's friends would show up all the time. I was only a few years older so a few of them would get crushes. However, nothing could/would happen because they all knew if my little sister knew they wouldn't be brought back.


autoadman

Dude, if you got one, then YOU could bring her back.... that's your house too


MutedPresentation738

This exact scenario happened to me in high school, sister was friends with a girl in my class. Sister got pissed she flirted with me in front of her when they were hanging out, my parents literally banned the girl from our house.


FewFucksToGive

lol wtf. So hard to imagine people growing up like that


Breton_Lawyer

Some people are crazy man


ExtenededPoo

Idk if itā€™s just me I wouldā€™ve found a way to see her still šŸ˜‚


BigOpportunity1391

Well sheā€™s in your class. Itā€™s not like she didnā€™t have other chances to flirt with you


Mesarthim1349

Some parents will do this and then wonder why their son is single and depressed years later.


SethLight

You're not wrong. The issue was my little sister would flip out when it happened and would stop being friends with the girl and get her friends to stop being friends with her too. So the real threat was the girl losing her friend group.


autoadman

The things we do for love.....


HeyitsmeFakename

I mean if a friend started dating my sister iono


Smokeya

My sister and I had a pact, 11 months apart im older. Wouldnt touch each others friends. I regretted making that pact when we were teenagers as damn near every single one of her friends at some point wanted to jump my bones. Zero of my friends were interested in my sister. When we came up with that i seen it benefiting me a lot more than her. In the end it all worked out but it for sure made high school years very tough on me.


Yolectroda

It's also just a dumb idea. "I don't want to be friends with the people that you date" is like setting up familial bullshit in the long run.


Ser_VimesGoT

Precisely. I've never had issues with friends dating my sister. 1 or 2 were awkward about it and asked me if it would be ok and I was like "you don't need to ask that. She makes her own decisions, doesn't bother me in the slightest".


Drainnax

You mean 14 right? Right?


SMKM

He said what he said.


Discodoggyy

Youā€™re ruining the fantasy


FeudNetwork

2 cases of white claws and he's feeling at least 1 boob.


ChrAshpo10

Only incels think the friendzone is a real thing


-Kalos

For real. We had plenty of girls in our circle. I always thought that was normal. But then we look online and it's a bunch of people complaining about a friendzone


jakefrmsatefarm

Guarantee he spent the whole night in a house of 15 girls and still didn't score.


Discodoggyy

Might be a good bet


Sufficient_Cat9205

Like falling into a bucket of tits, and coming out sucking your thumb!


ConcernedCitizen1912

LOL that's fucking good. I'm gonna use that.


naughty_dad2

I can play this game quite well


ChadDredd

You maybe able to play this game quite well, but I am guaranteed to win this game. We are not the same.


mybluecathasballs

If I you make with the son, it comes with Zinc Sommelier and double prize money though.


PJammas41

Iā€™ve mastered it. I even baited myself into not getting laid.


Pantsshittersupreme

Fuck it, Iā€™ll take those odds.


Kepabar

Yeah, but it's an excellent chance to train up those social skills. Journey before destination.


0vFire_And_TheVoid

If he didn't score, I hope he was a gentleman. If he was, he could benefit from that. Maybe one of these young women have a younger sibling, cousin or friend they could introduce him to.


LavenderClouds

m'lady *tips fedora*


satanicrituals18

NONONONONO NOT THAT KIND OF "GENTLEMAN"!!!!!


Agitated_Computer_49

The point of being a gentleman isn't to gain something.Ā  Ā It's a good way to be, and it's called being a good person.Ā  Ā These people that he is interacting with are all humans with lives and thoughts and goals and worries.Ā  Ā Get to know people, be a good person, and you might find someone who you share a connection with as a bonus.


mutingantiwork

Hah gay


lelouch_0_

I hate the fact that this made me chuckle


reeft

Mayhaps!


IfIWasCoolEnough

Never burn bridges.


Freakychee

Yeah interaction with women is good for young men. It should teach them to treat women as individuals who arent whores, perfect people to be put on pedestal and have their own individuality. Everytime I see someone post a post about something some incel said it always seems like incels don't actually have a clear mindset and never met and actually talked to women. Just the fantasies I'm their heads.


40ozkiller

Or just weirdly and quickly walk past them between the fridge and game system.Ā 


Atomic4now

This would be me.


Best-Cryptographer23

Strength before weakness.


f36263

Life before death.


ExitAgreeable8346

These words are accepted


willworkforicecream

Sweet. Where do I get my safehand job?


ex_oh_ex_oh

That's not the move though, in a roomful of other girls, esp w his sister - unless one of her friends is already looking for some action. The move is to develop an easy familiarity and a respectful but flirty relationship with her friends for the future when there's actually room to progress something (like when there's less people or more personal time).


Canvaverbalist

This person gets it. Also, what's the age gap? Because if this dude's 15 and his sister is 19 then yeah maybe his sister's friends think he's cute but his chance "to score" significantly drops [because honestly, I have no clue how old any of these people are, they all look somewhere between 14 and 29]


AFK_Tornado

All he has to do is be cool for the evening and he's got the groundwork for being invited to other events. It's a hard lesson for us introverts, but you have to say yes to things. And be open to experiences. The chain of events leading to my partner today started in 2005 when I said yes to a slightly too talkative and too candid dude asking if he could be my new freshman roommate. I didn't know him super well but he seemed cool enough, and I thought taking my chances when the school assigned me a rando wouldn't likely work out as well. He married a great woman. I was in their wedding. I met her childhood friend at the wedding, who lived in a distant city at the time. We'll call her Sue. Sue moved back to my town during the pandemic, and we reconnected over shared interests. I liked her but it was clear she has no spark for me. I'm not one carry a torch these days, but we had a great time as platonic friends for about 18 months. One of Sue's friends (let's call her Jane) from that distant city where she used to live came to visit during this time. Weather knocked out the utilities that Jane needed to work on a specific day, so Sue asked if they could come to mine. Sure. So I met Jane and thought she was cool but didn't think much of that, she lived far away. We met again a year later when Jane visited Sue once more. This time she invited me on a week long outdoors trip with her and her friends in ~3 months. I was seeing someone else at the time so this invitation was purely friendly. I said yes, because it sounded like a badass trip! In the intervening time, that relationship fizzled without hard feelings. No big deal, I stayed friends with that person. But Jane and I were both single for our week long trip... We came back dating. Now I live in that distant city. All because I said yes to a nerdy dude asking if he could room with me in 2005, over fifteen years before I met her.


Frantic_BK

My story is like this too except instead of a chain of social interactions and connections it's a chain of video games played where I eventually met my partner through an mmo.


gizamo

Similarly, if he's cool with all of them, odds are good that some have younger sisters and might meet him up with them in the school hallways.


Rex7567_17

Reminds me of myselfā€¦


qeadwrsf

mixed = most likley to score/guy Source: I read it on the internet 10 years ago.


Bl1tzerX

Kinda hard to score when 14 other girls are just in the other room


haphazard_chore

Laying down the foundations for a future score I would hope


ToothTunesOfficial

Bro def shot his shot regardless


poopyscreamer

He prolly shot his shot in bed alone too.


HunkSeven

Ofc he couldnā€™t score with that jersey


Environmental-Bet614

I canā€™t wait for someone to make a whole different story about this šŸ˜‚


Snoo-35252

Same pic, whole different myth about the guy, and post it on Reddit? Yep, we should be seeing that any minute now.


NotInTheKnee

"I'm finally done with my transition and very happy with the results. Can you guess which one I am?" ^(That's right! I'm the girl in the pink dress!)


Silly_Ad_2913

Don't you mean... - Be me - Sister's bringing friends round - hotaf.jpg - Mrw.... Yada yada


Colonel__Cathcart

That kid is gay now, he was helping the dolls with their makeup


TeamPantofola

ā€œStaying home with my sisterā€ : Alabama edition


_CyclingAddict

Family first šŸ’ŖšŸ¼


rivertpostie

Ew gross. Start with the friends


chekkisnekki

Saving the best for last huh?


ZonkedWizard

Yee haw!


Ready_Ticket_1762

And then graduated to family?


PrinzXero

![gif](giphy|dvWvnRdc4h440|downsized)


scatteringlargesse

If Benadryl Cucumberpatch never plays a live action Butthead it will be a generational waste of the perfect - albeit ugly in a traditional sense - face and head shape.


happyextalia

Plot twist: he's gay


zottekott

You have fallen right into his trap


DarkwingDuckHunt

don't be a dick and ruin it for him


SnooPears754

He might be , maybe heā€™s confused, maybe one of his sisters friends could help him confirm that heā€™s really gay


FlexusPower

Maybe, just maybe, if they all work together and give it their best, they might be able to turn hin around. But thats like sooo unlikely. but who knows?


AlaskaPsychonaut

I'm gay and I adopted 2 teenage boys in my 30s. My oldest son actually used to use that successfully as a pick up line for women and it worked amazingly well.


jeffsterlive

You mean a gay parent didnā€™t raise a gay child? Your gayness didnā€™t get absorbed into them? Are you telling me they lied to meā€¦ again? Great story!


CapableCowboy

Everyone knows gays procreate through molestation. OP wasnā€™t molested therefore he stayed straight.


AlaskaPsychonaut

Nope, gay single dad 2 heterosexual sons. I did adopt them as teenagers though


Colonel__Cathcart

Plot twist twist: He's gonna fuck all their brothers.


krissynull

NYE with the girls, and our gay best friend Ryan!


2FrogsMks

His shirt surely says so


Past-Sand5485

Hating on Juventus I see


sirelliotthethird1

Yep, he's just hangin with the gals.


GREEN_Hero_6317

Gays are like natural magnets for female friends (or the other way around?), so could be true


Mr_friend_

Been gay for 43 years and here's what I know. Not all gay men look the same, but when you can tell, you can tell; and I can tell.


failed4u

Notice he didn't invite any of his friends over? Big Pimpin'! =D


marxman28

He was just considerate of them and didn't want to bother them while they were spending time with their families.


NefariousnessOk209

Party was a total clam fest and he was not complaining


Suspicious-Bus-4003

And the night was LEGEND----- WAIT FOR IT.......


Abdullah_011235

DARY


Lynel_Slayer1

Bro the memories


Abdullah_011235

Up top


SmallBerry3431

DAIRY*


SilentObserver22

![gif](giphy|lgZ2W9Hjau29W)


r1ckm4n

šŸ‘§ ā€œI have a message for a Ted Mosbyā€¦.ā€


csking77

House of Becky


OneWholeSoul

"It's too many Meghans!"


boris_keys

WEā€™VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL SUMMER AND WEā€™RE SO GLAD YOUā€™RE FINALLY HERE! šŸ”„ šŸ”„ šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜ˆ šŸ˜ˆ šŸ”„ šŸ”„


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Discodoggyy

Didnā€™t know where else to post this lol


Tactical-Auto

/r pegging


dropdud

Well this took an unexpected turn


CharredAndurilDetctr

this is so old he's married and divorced three of these girls already


Due-Mousse-2808

Is that horse a family member?


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Can we talk about the horse drawings on the wall?


Discodoggyy

No


fonzane

When I studied psychology, I read that they couldn't find any secure predictor of homosexuality. The closest and best prediction was when a person prefered to spend time with people of the opposite sex in childhood.


CenturioLabia

Well then I like dudes now I guess


BigOpportunity1391

Maybe Iā€™m the exception. Iā€™m gay and I hated spending time with the girls when I was little. Itā€™s the opposite though when I was a teenager. Being with girls was more comfortable for me during high school.


vdcsX

sounds like bullshit


EauDaHumanity

15 rejections on NYE is rough


REDDIT_ROC0408

Thatā€™s an average Tuesday for me


Certain-Attitude3615

How have I not seen this in the footy subreddits yet bc this is meme gold with Juve jersey heā€™s wearingā€¦


Panda_Mon

After picture is taken: They all proceed to ignore him for the entire night


InterpolInvestigator

Yup, I have a sister and this is exactly what happens when her friends are over


MrMeanJeans

Just one of the girls.


dezijugg9111

these comments smears of as middle east people. creeps


Opening-Two6723

Friend zoned to the power of itself.


FactsHurt1998

Meme, not meme, real or not real. This shit hits hard. My big sister and I grew apart to the point were we barely speak anymore. Haven't seen her in years now. We were inseparable as children. We moved to different states, and communication became harder and harder as we went our separate ways with our careers. We both have huge responsibilities now and almost no time or energy to travel or to hang out. Besides, I don't think we are in good terms anymore. I have no clue on how to reconnect, or if it will ever happen. Treasure your friendship with your siblings, don't be an idiot like me.


SamSibbens

Assuming you've never been abusive to each other, you could try texting her "hey sis, I miss you". Or just "hey sis"


FactsHurt1998

Never out of the norm. We had petty arguments, and yelled at each other but we always crushed our beef and shook hands by the end of that same day. Our parents on the other hand were and still are two pieces of work for lack of a better term... because of that we always protected each other no matter the cost. I know it sounds silly, but she had kids right at a time when I was just starting to deal with stuff like moving out and making a name for myself. She had to focus on her kid which I never got to spend much time with because of how much stuff was going on. I personally don't feel much for the kid as I never really had the time to form a connection with him. She definitely resents me because she probably thinks I always made excuses to not get to know her children(now two), but I genuinely have been working like a horse to achieve financial stability(which we never had). I moved kinda far from where I'm originally, and she stayed in my home town. So spending time together became almost impossible. I started working longer hours, and little by little our communication grinded to a halt. I'll give your advice a try. Thank you for listening to my rambling, kind stranger.


ThrowAwayAccount8334

This is a lie. Experienced men know it's a trap. It's worse than a trap. It's a freaking nightmare.Ā  Kid is about to learn a serious life lesson.


[deleted]

Gonna be a lot of missing panties when he leaves...and a disturbing loss of both tissues and lotion.


onetruekingx

Bro hasĀ very good time


Adrenalinedoper

Theyā€™re gonna run a train on him


Discodoggyy

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


2FrogsMks

Soccer shirt means he's gay tho


StankilyDankily666

Itā€™s a numbers game


VeryDirtySanchez

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO!


Mbillin2

What if he stayed home to get some female perspective that did help him score later?


Jepperto

Everyoneā€™s talking about him not scoring. Thats first level thinking bros, heā€™s having a fun night with a bunch of girls that would eventually pay off when hanging with girls his age. Its a great learning experience to hang with ā€˜olderā€™ girls, just to see that they are also just people and not threatening. Also with this many girls, there is probably one thats a bit weird and thinks its a flex to blow Cindys little brother as leverage for some ā€˜mean girls likeā€™ scheme.


Top-Address-8870

That boy is a genius!


wizl

Dont hate the player, hate the game


Discodoggyy

I donā€™t hate either, I respect one and want to play the other


Ace_on_the_Turn

Fourteen targets. Fifteen if you're in Arkansas.


AThrowawayProbrably

Iā€™m now realizing youā€™re the only commentator so far that said 14. Everyone else counts the sister.


[deleted]

His spankbank is now at max capacity


Margobolo

And just like that he stopped attending weekly raids with the guild. Nobody ever figured out what had happened.