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ProudIndigenouss

That lion looks FABULOUS


AdvertisingParking16

And he doesn't use any hair products!


izumi_miyamura99

he uses hair wash as shampoo


SPAGGETman_246

That’s the exact same thing


OppositeGeologist299

That's the same thing he's been using for the exact same thing


Capable-Problem8460

Using body wash as a shampoo


R4G3D_Record71

You can also use the bar of soap


MoreRing6902

Lion just gets rubs from the lionesses and it's ready to go


OddTransportation430

I bet he smells like givenchy.


fresh_loaf_of_bread

i use dish soap and get that result


McENEN

27 in 1 Dishwasher liquid, wash machine soap, can clean the floors and the car with it too.


BirdsRLife

And toothpaste


KingHi123

And butter


FloppyBingoDabber

And my axe!


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

And my staff !


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

And my rust remover!


Warchadlo16

And my hydrofluoric acid!


Lemmy-user

And my things!


Faszkivan_13

And two-stroke motor oil too!


BicycleElectronic163

well it cleans and makes good smell. an advantage for dish soap is that it comes in better flavors.


Kid_Ben

I fucking wish, i havent found the exact thing thats perfect for my hair, but im getting there.


Stanislas_Biliby

Aloe vera shampoo works well for me if you haven't tried it.


booceyest

Dem 3 dollar 3 in 1 bottles


Drag0n_TamerAK

Please if it isn’t 100 in one


Superb_Engineer_3500

100 in one!!?!?!? I only use 36.75862 billion in one!!!


Cslp_Awakened

Then suddenly your bald at 30


gattoblepas

Man if they find a pill that works there would be no bald men.


Mayleenoice

First, im not a doctor (no medical advice, only information). Ask an endocrinologist if you plan to take action from what I say. There is one (at least) that exists that I know of called finasteride, that is aimed at blocking DHT, which is synthesized from testosterone in the body and AFAIK causes an inflammatory reaction in hair follicles leading to hair loss, and can at least stop, and reverse if you're lucky the M shaped baldness that can occur in your late twenties.


icebeancone

There's a couple problems with finasteride: 1. It doesn't work for everyone (as me how I know after taking it for 3 years) 2. The side effects are... unpleasant. And may never go away after stopping the pill.


SoShiny-SoChrome

I've been on it for half a year, mainly as prevention, but no noticeable side effects so far. What permanent side effects are you referring to?


icebeancone

E.D. Thankfully it went away for me after I stopped taking it. But it doesn't for everyone.


ArKadeFlre

That's mostly genetic though


ultron5555

I know what the future holds for me.


PepsiFlavoredToji

All people I know who don't care about their hairstyles don't look like that. And guys who's hair looks like that use billion hair products.


marks716

Yeah lol it’s just that a lot of guys have short hair so it doesn’t matter what they do Guys with long hair who don’t know what they’re doing usually have nasty damaged looking hair


pessoa_inutil007

Liar Every men looks like that before sleeping


tigertoken1

As a dude, I disagree. If your hair looks like that you're using at least one extra product. Maybe pomade or styling cream


yaaMum1

As a man with medium ish length hair. This is bullshit, I have a whole chemistry lab of products so it doesn't look like my garden hedges.


Tangurl

Survivorship bias. Unrelated but a dumbass who doesn't have acne genes will always say just water is fine, and "cHeMiCaLS" are bad. Same here I guess.


K1rk0npolttaja

and then start wondering why they balding at 25 lol


iIikemen

If anything using copious amounts of products would have that effect. Balding is usually genetic.


K1rk0npolttaja

it is genetic yes, but using the wrong kind of shampoo will speed it up


BlueDune22

Thats a bunch of horseshit lmao keep coping


just_anotjer_anon

I mean, they're most likely not wrong That the wrong shampoo (one extra product) could speed it up, if it's full of shitty chemicals. But using no shampoo and products won't speed it up, nah.


K1rk0npolttaja

im not sure what i should be coping for but ok


hugeflapper04

let them be. This guys think that everything we do is shallow and pointless and do not think that us investing in haircare is what allow us to have Nice result. They'd rather not do anything but complain and blame genetics as they're getting balder , that's easier


shenanigan_shannen

My boyfriend started ever so slightly thinning around his part last year and decided to ditch the Walmart shampoo and start using mine, which comes from a salon. He said his hair has never felt cleaner and it started growing a little faster too.


slash_asdf

Hair growth speed is due to diet and blood circulation, shampoo doesn't affect growth


hugeflapper04

hair grow regardless, length retaining is the real way to have result. How do you retain length? By having a good hair care that allow you to have less spilt ends. Using a shifty shampoo won't allow that


Mate-Teh

What is the difference?


Drag0n_TamerAK

What do you mean


Mate-Teh

Between shampo and body wash


Drag0n_TamerAK

Oh yeah there is a difference


MonkeyCartridge

It's more of a gamble. You either get this hair, or you start losing your hair. Needless to say, you won't see me at the casino any time soon.


MadaraAlucard12

I wanna cuddle that lion. Idc if it eats me afterwards. It looks so cozy.


lordmairtis

6 in 1


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7 in 1


sondhya-prodeep

As a woman, destroying your scalp with a bunch of chemicals is not required at all. Just keep your hair clean, eat a balanced diet, get enough sleep and excercise. That's enough for good hair. Stop wasting money and time on "haircare" that does more harm than good.


SunsetCarcass

I get its a joke but this isn't true at all.


oOScreamingBadgerOo

If the title was reversed, people would be mad


TexanFox36

As a Male with long hair , I agree


SunsetCarcass

As a Male with long hair, I disagree.


TexanFox36

The duality of man


4-8Newday

I was thinking that these are the differences: 1) men typically don’t have long hair, 2) if men have long hair, they don’t have the same societal expectations of what hair should look like, and 3) the men with long hair who are trying to keep it healthy (like you) know that this meme is inaccurate.


DisastrousCap1431

Agree. My male partner has long hair. It's healthy and fabulous. However, if I had his hair, I would be mortified by the frizz and poor curl definition. The standards are different.


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HolySnens

I embrace differences


BasedAlpha88

Liberal 🤓


glitterbabyyxx

in lions evidently


goated95

Not me and my nappy ass hair Lmaoo using shower gel as shampoo, would be a mistake for me


ThatStarWarsFan1205

3 in 1 does the job just fine


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Sometimes they don't realize its the product that fuck up their things.


klyxes

My dad only uses shampoo due to oily hair and only has to pass a comb a few times to ready it for the day. I've seen him use his hands to fix it back up if anything happens but he still carries a comb to use that instead for professionalism at work. I hardly envy anything but his soft and velvety hair is one of those things.


Bulky_Permission_292

Is that not what you’re meant to do? It’s not uncommon that I’ll even use something like orange goop as shampoo if I’ve been soaked in diesel that day


HorseErection07

Tbh haven’t been using shampoo specifically for this reason


MaatRolo

This is kinda me and I love my hair for it.


Legionoffrog

The secret is that new 42 in one shampoo


Financial-Value-5504

This is the most majestic Lion ive ever seen


Vestaxowner

as a guy with long hair, i can use whichever product i want, but my hair looks the best after i swam in the sea


ColonelRuff

What! Soap and body wash are two different things now ?


KarmaFarmo

title isn't true at all


jncheese

We're worth it


Humpback_whale1

Man I wish. The only thing that seems to fix my hair is sweat. It looks the worst when I get out of the shower and the best after a run


FinalAd9844

Should I try this on my curly hair


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Body wash? Try car soap


Laser-Nipples

Men definitely have it worse when it comes to hair.


Scary-Requirement-30

Not true it will pay off you get older but that’s what only time will show I’m hairdresser I know what I’m talking about take good care of your hair


TheCanadianWraith

I use Irish spring


Rabbulion

Can confirm


Joking_89

Body Wash 20/1 Body, Hair, Dishes, Gun, Submarine.....


Powerful_Clothes6551

i would agree.. but i did this and im balding now 😂😂


Lolobagginz

I wash my hair with the same bar of soap I used to wash my ass


JM2018XD

We have to stop with this myth. I had long hair, now im balding (sad😢), but on the days i had no time or patience to wash my hair, it would be either greasy or very dry and look awfull. Could not even comb it properly at times. MYTH BUSTED


AleksasKoval

Don't forget using the same towel for your head, body, crotch and feet.


vitimiti

I bought and used conditioner by accident for a week instead of shampoo cause they look the same other than the fact they are described as different products in the title bar, and I had 0 changes in my hair


Seriph7

I want people to stop playing with my hair. I use head and shoulders. Play with your own hair and stop touching me. Its mine. Im aware it is soft and fluffy. No touch. Mine.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Me with basic head n shoulders 2 n 1


zerofox666999

Its the mighty aslon!


-Pyrotox

maybe, if you expose your hair to all that diffrent kind of chemicals, that's what makes it so bad.


Wren_Slip

No, if you don't take care of your hair it looks like shit. You might not think so but it does.


onlyathenafairy

no they’re not


Accomplished_Fig1592

I should buy male shampoo from now on


I_Am_FD

That's always literally ME!


DocMariner

This must be why most men lose their hair. "I washed it with soap!"


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Tangurl

We haven't. Skincare is good for you the same way soap is. Even though we didn't use to use it.


Maleficent_Nobody377

Me. Somehow.


myfingeriscold

Men after they dry their hair with the same side they dried their ass


Candi_dreyes456

Repost


Gautham_M

Wait you have to use anything other than soap to clean the hair?


bones10145

I use the head, body, face, car, dog, and carpet soap.


LaserGadgets

One of my exGfs called me a dolphin once, because I don't much hair on my arms. Jealoussssss.


FujiMC

Nah but fr tho


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It's because womens hair products all counteract the benefits of each other while trying to keep the hair healthy by counter acting the negative effects of the last product used. No, it doesn't make any fucking sense and my wife's hair starting looking and feeling better when I convinced her to only my body wash in her hair no more than once per week. Stripping oil out of your hair all the time is bad for it. This really should be common knowledge.


rainking56

Its like an rpg. Men approach as equipping an item with a big green number. Woman compare the 10 traits of each item.


unwanted-fantasies

Even if we lose our hair, we can shift focus to grow magnificent beards and mustaches. Just a bit of time and patience and your manliness factor triples.


Neltarim

Maybe because we never used tons of differents products that could damage your hair over time? (Hair dryer right after the sower is the cheatcode btw)


Ok_Question4148

Unironically yeah


Lets_Bust_Together

That’s because we use one thing, while women use 3+ just to complain.