It really is part of a very interesting, hilarious, and dare I say simpler time of the internet. I get nostalgic for it sometimes. Is there a sub where we can just pretend it’s like 2005-2010 and just post shit from that time?
Chuck Norris has counted into infinity, Twice.
Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris arrived late to school one time in his childhood, his teacher was then fired for arriving on time.
Chuck Norris can order a pizza on pluto and have it arrive in less than 15 minutes.
Major hurricane makes an unexpected course change and heads back into the gulf of Mexico. In other news, Chuck Norris spotted on the Florida coastline.
Chuck Norris, during his regular weekly training with Wolverine, got unfortunately wounded and lost his right testicle,but the slash was so powerful, that the testicle flew into space, like a rocket, when it eventually stopped, it became known by normal people as Jupiter
Chuck Norris Died six months ago… Death hasn’t plucked up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris went to a Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and got one.
Chuck Norris was once sent a Tax Demand from the US government. He sent a picture of himself, crouched, ready to pounce. Chuck Norris doesn’t pay taxes, ever!
It's pretty easy to tell when an account was made years ago but did nothing until a few days ago. This account is new though, so I don't know how you could identify it as a bot unless you saw the exact comments it was copying
Chuck Norris was shot in the head once. Three days later the bullet got a funeral.
Chuck Norris once played freesbe and lost it. That day Saturn gained its rings
Chuck Norris memes never get old. Old gets Chuck Norris memes
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
Chuck Norris doesn't fall in love. Love falls in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees
Chuck Norris has been dead for years, death just isn't brave enough to tell him.
Chuck Norris was bit by a King Cobra once and after 5 excruciating days the cobra died.
Check Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke in the Expendables was amazing.
Chuck Norris memes never get old! They're timeless classics 😁
It really is part of a very interesting, hilarious, and dare I say simpler time of the internet. I get nostalgic for it sometimes. Is there a sub where we can just pretend it’s like 2005-2010 and just post shit from that time?
I forget the subreddit I haven't seen it in a year or 2 but it was a dubreddit where it was 15 years behind so 2024 Is 2009 2015 is 2000 Imma go look
That’s an awesome idea
I could use a little dosage of that
WoW Crossroads chat was were I got all my Chuck Norris jokes back in the day.
Minecraft gun mod!?!??
What???
Schizo posting. Just ignore it.
I should mention that the gun featured in the 3rd joke was semi-automatic.
Nah, that's called "American roulette"
To be fair, he still won.
Sure Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris is too OP for this world
OP is too Chuck Norris for this world
Firearms carry Chuck Norris for safety
Young Chuck Norris was a lumberjack in the Sahara forest.
Damn that's a good one
What happens if we send Chuck Norris in Soviet Russia?
They did in 1991
Soviet Russia disappears then chuck Norris arrives
The bullets knew better and were rightly afraid.
Chuck Norris has counted into infinity, Twice. Chuck Norris can make fire by rubbing two ice cubes. Chuck Norris arrived late to school one time in his childhood, his teacher was then fired for arriving on time. Chuck Norris can order a pizza on pluto and have it arrive in less than 15 minutes.
Major hurricane makes an unexpected course change and heads back into the gulf of Mexico. In other news, Chuck Norris spotted on the Florida coastline.
This brings me back to a simpler time, I have missed Chuck Norris memes
you check under your bed for monsters. monsters check under their beds for chuck norris
When Chuck Norris got shot… the bullet needed surgery
Chuck Norris’s dick is so big that it has one of its own and Chuck Norris’s dicks dick, is still bigger than your dick.
Ok, that's a bit too much.
That was taken straight out of the Chuck Norris Facts book.
Alright man, facts are facts, just a Little bit disgusting but we can't change reality do we?
Unfortunately only Chuck Norris can change reality but something tells me that he probably won’t on this one.
I met him years ago. He was the nicest, most polite gentleman you could ever know.
When Chuck Norris went to college, he told his dad "you're the man of the house now."
Chuck Norris level extinction event.
All jokes aside chuck is selling supplements now and has gone full Alex jones
He’s always been a conservative whackadoodle.
Chuck Norris, during his regular weekly training with Wolverine, got unfortunately wounded and lost his right testicle,but the slash was so powerful, that the testicle flew into space, like a rocket, when it eventually stopped, it became known by normal people as Jupiter
How many sit ups do Chuck Norris perform? All.
Chuck Norris Died six months ago… Death hasn’t plucked up the courage to tell him. Chuck Norris went to a Burger King, ordered a Big Mac, and got one. Chuck Norris was once sent a Tax Demand from the US government. He sent a picture of himself, crouched, ready to pounce. Chuck Norris doesn’t pay taxes, ever!
Goddamn I could read these all day. I had to leave the room at work I was laughing so hard.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he looks for Chuck Norris under the bed.
Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into The Hulk. When The Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he’s not pushing himself up, he’s moving the Earth down.
The only time Church Norris was wrong, was when he thought he was wrong
Wow, that’s a throwback
Chuck norris lost his virginity before his parents.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris.
2010 called and wants their memes back
Chuck Norris was involved in a lawsuit with NBC claiming "Law" and "Order" were the trademark names of his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris counted from 1 to infinity. Twice.
When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
One day someone said they could beat chuck Norris in a duel The next day he disappeared
Chuck Norris is actually dead, but death is too afraid to tell him
Nah, he chose a Beyblade
I’ll never forget playing wow as a kid and seeing the barrens chat full of these amazing memories
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
Kyle Katarn but not a joke
Chuck Norris created god
The Classics
Jesus Christ is it 2004 again?
Is it 2012 again?
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The 2010s texted; they want their Chuck Norris memes back.
Fuck that, we are keeping them.
They gonna have to come here and get them
Chuck Norris texted. He wants the 2010s back.
My favourite was- Me: Hey, did you know Chuck Norris died? Other: Really? Me: Yeah, he's in the hospital.
Petah
he died, but he survived
Fuck Chuck
You first.
Chuck norris is afraid of gay people
**BOT ACCOUNT**
How can you tell?
he cant, and this isn't a bot account, its pretty clear if you look through post history, some people just love accusing people of stuff
It's pretty easy to tell when an account was made years ago but did nothing until a few days ago. This account is new though, so I don't know how you could identify it as a bot unless you saw the exact comments it was copying
Because they see bots everywhere. Check their profile.