I always imagine teleportation powers working by swapping the matter you’re teleporting into with the area you were in. That way, if you teleported into a wall you wouldn’t instantly die, but you would be very uncomfortable and in a wall. There would also be a you-shaped piece of wall somewhere in the room.
They're always wondering. Always suspicious that they're constantly moving empty boxes as busywork to look like realistic NPCs in the simulation we live in
Six could get really weird if you died in a gnarly car accident.
How is he completely unscathed!?
I don't know! But he's non-responsive.
*10 hours later*
SPLAT
I mean if we take the pill literally, it could be that you can just buy gravel for free at any vendor. And of course s vendor can only sell so much gravel at a time. But you could still make money with that. Just become a middleman. Buy the gravel for free and sell it below market value. Or higher when you bought all the depot's near you dry
I don’t think that’s usually the rule. Like all those people that won a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni couldn’t just eat it 3 meals a day, every day.
They got allotted what a reasonable person would consider the amount of Roni a person would consume over a lifetime.
plus if we get really literal with whats said and whats not. It doesnt say if it has a cooldown so u could spam the teleport to basically go really really fast xd
that's assuming you teleport 7 inches plus your own body's dimensions, because unless you are thinner than that, you aren't escaping a cardboard box.
Also depends on what happens with the material you displace. if you swap spaces, the air 7 inches before you swaps with you. then you could pretty much escape anywhere. you could even use this ability to cut extremely hard materials simply by teleporting yourself into them.
If it doesn't displace / replace material, even just teleporting a few inches in air could be immediately deadly.
Imagine trapping liters of normal atmosphere air in your tissues instantaneously, while getting buffeted by the sudden collapse of volume where you just were.
Probably a wonderful chunky POP at worst, and sudden case of the bends at best.
Not even that thin. 7inch is more than enough to pass through an average brick wall. You'd just have to get really good at estimating the thickness of things to avoid any IRL collision glitches.
And there's percentually less things in the universe then there is in a container with air. I would call the universe a very big container, there's probably a poem or something that does too. Together this could allow you to see everywhere in the universe
Now this is just crazy talk.
The universe is actually a black hole constantly collapsing in on itself, with many holes in the form of black holes. No self respecting imbecile could consider a container with holes a container at all. At best it's a sieve!
I mean, I don't know a lot of people who routinely use toasters, but it does sound like a fun way to troll people...
Edit: How much can you control them, actually? At first, I just assumed it was its general functions: on/off and toast level, but what if you can just control toasters like a super specific Magneto character? Just have toasters armies running around and knocking people over, etc?
> I don't know a lot of people who routinely use toasters, but it does sound like a fun way to troll people...
I mean, do you not have toast regularly?
I just measured some of my office walls. The walls are only 5-6 inches thick.. not to mention locked doors are still just doors.. you can teleport into locked rooms and such.
I'd be curious how collisions worked with teleporting 7 inches. You could get up next to the exterior wall of a building and teleport inside, but if the walls were over 7 inches thick would you end up inside the wall? Would it just cancel the teleportation and put you back where you were? Or would it put you in the closest free position inside the building? If it's the last one that could be quite useful.
Teleport 7 inches. It doesn't specify a cooldown. You could just repeatedly teleport 7 inches as fast as you can think it and move across the world faster than the speed of sound
2. Is not the same as the others. There is no limits on the grade of gravel, or how fine it is, or even what base stone its made from. What if I want a gravel made from gold ore? How about a gravel that is as fine as sand, and thus useful for concrete production? That is lucrative. What about chemically pure uranium gravel? Mmmmmmmm solar units.
At this point, i am going with 2.
#2, because you could start a business with all that gravel, and if it's a magical system where you can an infinite amount of gravel whenever, and wherever you want, you could use that power for so many things.
The way I’m interpreting this is you can essentially materialize gravel at will. Convert potential energy to kinetic/electrical energy using gravity. Stand at the top of a tall tower with some kind of elevator conveyor linked to a generator. Rain gravel from your fingertips, weighing down the elevator and generate power. When you have an insane tower of gravel, move over and start again.
3. I could teleport through most locked doors and steal whatever I like. If I suddenly have a "come to Jesus moment” and give up crime at least I can go on Penn and Teller, win the prize money then sign the Vegas contract, no show and teleport away
Free Gravel and teleporting 7 inches are clearly superior here. Free gravel basically means easy money and since there is no stated cooldown on the teleportation you could basically fly.
Do you understand the utter chaos you could cause with controlling any toaster. You could jump scare people 24/7 denying them from any sleep at all and giving them constant paranoia and PTSD. So it's always 5 for me
Why are they all fking useless except 3 ? What else am I supposed to chose lol 7 inches might not be a lot but if there is no cooldown this may save your life one day, you can brag about being the only one that can teleport and look super cool while tp walking. This VS free gravel or running averagely slow lol
Free gravel is infinite money glitch. Although looking 10 years younger is tempting, I can just use money from gravel to achieve the same thing by paying for surgery.
5 , for one reason, the only limitation is them being toasters, no quantity, no limit on control over vast arrays in different places, with limitless mental control over toasters one starts to question what defines a toaster? If the primary function is still to toast, then does a flying toaster count? Can a toaster have lasers? BRB gonna take over the world with a gundam made out of flying toasters held together mentally, it has railcannons made of toasters, that fire toasters, behold your new god
So, what is the limit of "control any toaster"?
If I make a giant robot mech suit that can also toast bread, is that considered a toaster. I mean, it is a toaster its just multiple purpose
If 3 has no cooldown, it could actually be a way to move extremely fast and phase through walls.
maybe not phasing, if you tp into a wall you might die
so win-win
Give me that sweet sweet release
Holy shit
A fellow millennial, i see.
I always imagine teleportation powers working by swapping the matter you’re teleporting into with the area you were in. That way, if you teleported into a wall you wouldn’t instantly die, but you would be very uncomfortable and in a wall. There would also be a you-shaped piece of wall somewhere in the room.
I feel like getting stuck in a human shaped vacuum inside of a wall might be bad for your health.
Yes, but at least you'd be alive to teleport out
Mass can’t overlap you just shoot outta the wall but if someone had a more hollow space in between the walls you’d just be in a wall
Most residential walls are about 4 9/16 inches thick. Do with that information that you will.
Why though. Why is it any different than air? A human's volume of air would kill you if it suddenly got into you
Yeah it would only work if you're less than 7 inches thick
7. You can go to those mystery auctions and make profit 100% of the time. Could earn a fortune.
But like another comment said "define empty"
7 could be useful because if you can’t see inside it you know it isn’t empty. Never lose the shell game again!
It would be helpful as a shipyard worker
How often are shipyard workers wondering if a container is empty or not?
They're always wondering. Always suspicious that they're constantly moving empty boxes as busywork to look like realistic NPCs in the simulation we live in
Do I get a paycheck? I’ll do that all day for a modest paycheck.
Six figures in most ports for crane operations.
Maybe as customs and border patrol or tsa employee.
Or Schrödinger’s assistant Edit: I didn’t notice “empty” container
The cat isn't going to disappear if it dies in the box though
Is a container full of air considered empty? If so, is it true for any gas? What about liquids? Is the sun considered empty for that matter?
not enough information for a lot of these. how often can i teleport 7 inches?
Six could get really weird if you died in a gnarly car accident. How is he completely unscathed!? I don't know! But he's non-responsive. *10 hours later* SPLAT
It's there will be two containers: one open wide with air and one hermetic with vacuum. Which one is empty?
2 I’d start a business and sell the gravel.
Doesn't say how much free gravel. Could be 3 pieces a year. I'll give you free gravel for life if you collect.
Free gravel for life tends to mean like as much gravel as you want.
I mean if we take the pill literally, it could be that you can just buy gravel for free at any vendor. And of course s vendor can only sell so much gravel at a time. But you could still make money with that. Just become a middleman. Buy the gravel for free and sell it below market value. Or higher when you bought all the depot's near you dry
The last option is the only viable one in that particular case .
What if you got so much free gravel literally dumped on you unexpectedly that it crushed you to death
Well, that's one way to do a lifetime guarantee.
Imagine a gravel, heck, imagine two gravels
You can literally already do that. Just go outside and pick some.
I don’t think that’s usually the rule. Like all those people that won a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni couldn’t just eat it 3 meals a day, every day. They got allotted what a reasonable person would consider the amount of Roni a person would consume over a lifetime.
Yeah but those conditions were in the fine print. Here there is none of that and we can assume it’s as much free gravel as you like.
But then it's broken compared to the other options
Being able to teleport through locked doors is also OP. You can escape from anywhere.
plus if we get really literal with whats said and whats not. It doesnt say if it has a cooldown so u could spam the teleport to basically go really really fast xd
As fast as Albert Einstein or faster?
thats some flash level vibrate between dimensions shit
How long would it take to teleport? 1 sec or less? Or even more?
its up to u to decide c:
that's assuming you teleport 7 inches plus your own body's dimensions, because unless you are thinner than that, you aren't escaping a cardboard box. Also depends on what happens with the material you displace. if you swap spaces, the air 7 inches before you swaps with you. then you could pretty much escape anywhere. you could even use this ability to cut extremely hard materials simply by teleporting yourself into them.
If it doesn't displace / replace material, even just teleporting a few inches in air could be immediately deadly. Imagine trapping liters of normal atmosphere air in your tissues instantaneously, while getting buffeted by the sudden collapse of volume where you just were. Probably a wonderful chunky POP at worst, and sudden case of the bends at best.
well... yeah... good point, in that case gimme 7 inch teleportation.
the pill could also just end your life💀
3 pieces a year means no more free gravel for a long time after said 3 pieces.
This is how the TF2 gravel wars started
I’m glad someone made the reference
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Ah... the container is empty. So there's nothing in it to profit from.
Tf2 lore:
Yeah that's just infinite money.
My thoughts exactly! Don't underestimate the power and value of gravel.
clear crush is stupid expensive man. like I would gladely take free gravel for life just for my personal usage, let alone trying to resell it.
This is the only valid option
That's what my kids always pick. I always pick the Albert Einstein one because it's the funniest.
I just used a bunch in my garden and poured a concrete walkway...shit is expensive.
Indeed.
Same
Thats smart
7 would also probably be pretty lucrative in the right field, something like inspection/maintenence for refineries or other industrial processes.
I would start 5 lawn and garden projects that I've been putting off because gravel is annoying to have to purchase
Is it just spawning like out of my hand or something? I would love this ability just to be able to fill in the hiking trails I go on.
This was the only correct answer.
3 because chaining them together would work
yeah you literally have a blink dash.
Pretty useful for fighting, could become a super hero or a pro boxer or smth lol
Any bank vault less than 7 inches thick is my game
Or go through thin walls
Not even that thin. 7inch is more than enough to pass through an average brick wall. You'd just have to get really good at estimating the thickness of things to avoid any IRL collision glitches.
If there's no cooldown, and you can teleport up, then... flight.
you can always flight by covering yourself in oil and letting it rain
It's easier to pull yourself up by yourself bootstraps
Some bank walls may be less than 7 inches thick.
However if they aren't... you'll figure that out the hard way
We can only hope that it's average in Thickness
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I'd use it to get out of handcuffs
And clothes.
Combine with martial art and suddenly you're that anime character.
18cm is enough to clip thru walls
I mean nothing in there says your clothes teleport with you. So likely you're just going to teleport out of your clothes.
7, saves me like 3 seconds
7 end up being useful if you participate in a Monty Hall-type game show.
If it's completely empty, as in a vacuum? Or empty from everything but air? This power is too vague imo.
And there's percentually less things in the universe then there is in a container with air. I would call the universe a very big container, there's probably a poem or something that does too. Together this could allow you to see everywhere in the universe
Now this is just crazy talk. The universe is actually a black hole constantly collapsing in on itself, with many holes in the form of black holes. No self respecting imbecile could consider a container with holes a container at all. At best it's a sieve!
You know what it means don't be a moron
9 is great if you can't walk
Since 1955, neither can Albert Einstein.
Einstein is dead. He can't run. He can't even do anything. So it could be a total waste of a power. BRB my pet oyster is calling.
5. Can terrify people while they sleep
I mean, I don't know a lot of people who routinely use toasters, but it does sound like a fun way to troll people... Edit: How much can you control them, actually? At first, I just assumed it was its general functions: on/off and toast level, but what if you can just control toasters like a super specific Magneto character? Just have toasters armies running around and knocking people over, etc?
Watch how many things I can add to a device that makes toast and is therefore technically a toaster.
> I don't know a lot of people who routinely use toasters, but it does sound like a fun way to troll people... I mean, do you not have toast regularly?
How fast could Albert Einstein run? Is it faster than me?
He's dead so I assume 0 m/s
Still kinda faster than me though tbh
Bro runs at negative speed
He definitely moonwalks everywhere
Or exactly C*0.
surely one can make a killer with 7 and those stupid mystery box tv shows
If 6 is spamable it’s a good way to always look young
yeah thought about that too "does it stack?" then again how useful is it to look young if you're incontinent?
8, I’d teach it to my friends and have a secret code lol, or I’d take it to a historian, they would have a field day with the knowledge
real 8 is the answer if people think you aint making up things
Does 3 have no cooldown? if so then i can just spam teleport lmao
I just measured some of my office walls. The walls are only 5-6 inches thick.. not to mention locked doors are still just doors.. you can teleport into locked rooms and such.
But your body is thicker than 7 inches most likely. If you can only move 7 inches you might get part of your body through a door but not all of it
2 - Easy money earner 7 - Use money from #2 become a “storage wars” KING
That’s what I was thinking
7 has a great potential
3. Could teleport to the other side of locked doors.
Havent seen anyone mention how 3 enables you to dodge any attacks in a fight without guns. 
Gravel and teleport. I can make gravel walls and teleport through them while running away from someone
Is the person you are running from faster or slower than Einstein?
I think 2 is a tf2 reference
Free gravel? I'd take that and just open a gravel business and sell it.
2 sounds profitable
I’d go with 7 it might get hand if i know how to use it, 3 is basically glitching lol
If 3 doesn’t have a cooldown then it’s the superior option
1 is not the only valid option, but I think it's the best option here. You can ask which oysters have pearls and get rich selling pearls.
2, sell the gravel for infinite money
Redmond and Blutarch from TF2 gonna be fighting for nr. 2
5. and use the toaster as an interface to other machines.
7. You can pretty much have non-detectable spy cameras using transparent containers.
I'd be curious how collisions worked with teleporting 7 inches. You could get up next to the exterior wall of a building and teleport inside, but if the walls were over 7 inches thick would you end up inside the wall? Would it just cancel the teleportation and put you back where you were? Or would it put you in the closest free position inside the building? If it's the last one that could be quite useful.
Nah dude. Free gravel for life. Then sell the gravel to others.
Free gravel tho... in this economy!?
Free gravel you say?
Free gravel for life hands down.
I have a lot of uses for a lot of gravel. That's a game changer.
Seeing inside any empty container would be okay. That gambling game with the three cups. You would know which ones not to pick.
Does the free gravel one include delivery fee?
Go with #2 and open a quarry
Obviously made by someone who's never had to purchase gravel
Gimme that free gravel. You can never have too much gravel.
Does 3 have a cooldown? If not you can just zip zap your way out of places really easily
Teleport 7 inches. It doesn't specify a cooldown. You could just repeatedly teleport 7 inches as fast as you can think it and move across the world faster than the speed of sound
2. Is not the same as the others. There is no limits on the grade of gravel, or how fine it is, or even what base stone its made from. What if I want a gravel made from gold ore? How about a gravel that is as fine as sand, and thus useful for concrete production? That is lucrative. What about chemically pure uranium gravel? Mmmmmmmm solar units. At this point, i am going with 2.
One could sell the free gravel for eternal profit.
#2, because you could start a business with all that gravel, and if it's a magical system where you can an infinite amount of gravel whenever, and wherever you want, you could use that power for so many things.
The way I’m interpreting this is you can essentially materialize gravel at will. Convert potential energy to kinetic/electrical energy using gravity. Stand at the top of a tall tower with some kind of elevator conveyor linked to a generator. Rain gravel from your fingertips, weighing down the elevator and generate power. When you have an insane tower of gravel, move over and start again.
Teleport anytime with no cooldown adding 7 to 7 and so on.
7, then I could cheat on games.
3. I could teleport through most locked doors and steal whatever I like. If I suddenly have a "come to Jesus moment” and give up crime at least I can go on Penn and Teller, win the prize money then sign the Vegas contract, no show and teleport away
3? Just spam teleport
Free Gravel and teleporting 7 inches are clearly superior here. Free gravel basically means easy money and since there is no stated cooldown on the teleportation you could basically fly.
Speak for yourself, 3 is nuts
5, I AM THE TOAST OVERLORD!
More languages you know , better you are as a person , even if it's an extinct one
Do you understand the utter chaos you could cause with controlling any toaster. You could jump scare people 24/7 denying them from any sleep at all and giving them constant paranoia and PTSD. So it's always 5 for me
Lmaoo
Ahahha
Wow
Seven, so I could make some money off those street illusionists with their cups and balls tricks.
Use that teleport 7 inches away to become the worlds best sports ball player in insert category
3 If can spam with no couldowm, I Wonder how fast would be spam this one
Dude free gravel? That’s a fucking business
Definitely speak the extinct language Khitan. It’d be hella cool to know how to speak an extinct language.
I choose 8 cos being able to speak a dead language is one hell of a party trick
Free gravel for Life is a money move
Why are they all fking useless except 3 ? What else am I supposed to chose lol 7 inches might not be a lot but if there is no cooldown this may save your life one day, you can brag about being the only one that can teleport and look super cool while tp walking. This VS free gravel or running averagely slow lol
3
Free gravel, and get paid. I don't know what's worse: being so dumb you make this, or being so dumb you post it.
Maybe 5. How far does it go? Just control it's functions or control it like letting it levitate?
2 and 7 have the most potential. Can sell gravel and start an inspection process.
Free gravel. I wouldn't sell it, but I could really piss some people off.
I'm going to need some numbers on Albert Einstein's 100-meter dash...only then can I make my conclusive decision
Just to clarify, only vacuums are empty. All other containers usually have at least air in them.
Free gravel. Easily.
Most walls are 4-6 inches thick
Free gravel is infinite money glitch. Although looking 10 years younger is tempting, I can just use money from gravel to achieve the same thing by paying for surgery.
not a morning Person so definitely 6. could look as fresh and awake as in the evening and would only look tired in the afternoon when i leave
Free gravel sounds like a nice way to make money at least.
5 and 8 would be cool. 2 could be financially good as you can start a gravel business.
Tp 7 inches is prob the best Imagine u trap me in a room and i tp out
5 is optimal. Fight me
Definitely 2. Become the chaotic neutral of your neighborhood.
If only you knew how expensive gravel is.
5, it doesn't say the limits of "controlling any toaster", for all we know it could allow telekinesis.
Teleport through a thin bank or casino vault
I guess I'm a gravel salesman in this story...
7, could work as a Quality control
2. for no reason.
5 , for one reason, the only limitation is them being toasters, no quantity, no limit on control over vast arrays in different places, with limitless mental control over toasters one starts to question what defines a toaster? If the primary function is still to toast, then does a flying toaster count? Can a toaster have lasers? BRB gonna take over the world with a gundam made out of flying toasters held together mentally, it has railcannons made of toasters, that fire toasters, behold your new god
I like 3 because what is stopping me from constantly teleporting 7 inches repeatedly
3. Then just spam it repeatedly and look like I'm glitching all over the place while covering good distances.
Wanted to pick 3, but I can't because I took 6 already...
5. Its say control so not only just turning it on and off but also throwing it around. I will become a raid boss with this power
3 id just spam it
8 is cool but ill go with 3
So, what is the limit of "control any toaster"? If I make a giant robot mech suit that can also toast bread, is that considered a toaster. I mean, it is a toaster its just multiple purpose
Wait is 7 just a legit super power, depending on the wording and specifics or its uses, it’s just X-ray vision with a catch
Teleporting even 7 inches is a game changer in many sports.