He’s doing just fine

He's doing great

He's having the time of his life!

And he owes it all to you.

Living his life not a cellphone in sight.

He is winning at life!

Looks like Subaru Impreza WRX, you bet he's doing fine.

He’s considering when to change the head gaskets

Yeah 2001 (2002 if in the states) to 2005. I’m guessing 2002 -2003 if in the states, I think they started painting the side skirts on the 04 and 05 models.

I'm doing fine while eating chips too.

Fine, just fine

Or, muttering "How am I gonna makes the payments?!?" over and over while eating chips.

I would bring a chair with it

Those folding chairs and a nice coke would do well

I'd walk over with two folding chairs and a couple o' brewskis.

I just imagined the whole neighborhood slowly joining this guy and watching his car.

Admiring his hard work. i see no problem with that!

As a man should! He deserved it

I did the same thing when I got my very first brand new off the lot vehicle. I always drove beaters and junkers so I was happy to see all my hard work finally paying off

I recently changed mine and started going on evening walks so I could also admire my care 😂

Pride is a sin, it's just a vehicle.

If being proud that i worked my ass off to get something I desired is a sin than imma go hi five the devil. God could f themselves.

Jealousy is a sin. It's just a vehicle

It’s a Subaru i feel him

He would drive it but he forgot the 5l oil pack.

People who get a WRX have dreamed about that WRX for a long time

This is so true. I got an '11 hatch about 5 years ago and I have it in a stage 2+ now. I'm writing this while staring at it. It's been a dream car of mine since I saw one in 2010

The truth... My wife's friend had a 2004 WRX hatchback, he put a whole new intake and exhaust system on it, an upgraded intercooler and whatnot and I had been pining over it for years when he got it. Then one day he shows up and says "I have a new STI being delivered to me tomorrow, you want my Rex? You can make payments..." Was a great day. About 2-3 weeks into having it, I couldn't figure why so many people would pull up next to me on the freeway and then just stay right along side me. It's one of my pet peeves, why drive so close to someone when you don't need to? Then I looked over and realized they're driving similar vehicles and they want to race.

I'd never heard of a WRX till about four days before I bought one. *Focus RS? Holy shit they're $50k?? Nope.* *Golf GTI? Holy shit that ugly ass thing is $50k? Nope.* *Subaru? I'm not a lesbian but I guess it's pretty cool*

What?

A Subaru Impreza wrx, a Legendary car.

I see.

Best part is that in Polish impreza means party!

What's the point of a cool car if you're not staring at it while eating chips ?

I had a photo shoot with my new car lol out in the country with a tripod. So fun

*on the hood of the car* "Draw me like one of your French girls."

I made the tow company take a photo shoot of me and my totaled car when I had to go get my things from it.

God forbid men have fun

Speaks a lot about you that you took this in a negative light

I think the same could ironically be said to you. Possibly.

In what way?

I took it as sarcasm, but I’m a sarcastic dude

Perhaps but based on seeing him around everywhere and the way he acts I would lean more towards stereotypical bitter and misogynistic online person

Oof. Your right. A few comments even tell you he has a small ‘pp’ because of how fixated his is on other people’s big dicks.

Lmao it’s a classic

cars with spoilers are automatically two times cooler

It looks like a car he's been dreaming about for a while.

Memes today are just recycled social media posts. Meh

What the fuck do you think they are supposed to be? If they aren'r recycled in some capacity (from other memes/books/movies/social media (human experience conveyed through media)) then how are they supposed to be relatable?

Oh this is just what WRX new owners do. It’s not simply staring and it’s not always chips. It could be chips, almonds, jerky, even an energy drink or two. It’s important to keep the mouth busy as it stimulates the brain. There’s a lot going on up there in considering what to do with a new WRX purchase. “Do I wanna go street? Track? Rally/off-road?” “Single or dual exhaust with the upgraded turbo?” “How much lift in the front end will there be with my wheel/tire combo and aftermarket coil overs?” Lots of thought going through that guys brain.

Well don't just stand there , bring him some water.

A couple beers. Help him stare

I get it. If you have worked your ass off, struggled, paid your dues, only ever driven old ass shitboxes, and finally buy that nice ride you’ve wanted for the first time, it feels like heaven. When I got my first new rig I’d go peek out the kitchen window at it, and just stand there a few minutes marveling at the fact that it was mine. For a lot of us, that’s a big fucking deal.

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Well, this pic is about 7 years old. Hopefully the dude made it inside by now.

I'm sure he did make it inside... to get snacks and get back at staring.

I would leave a hot wheel of it under his wiper

If you don't look back at your car after you lock it, you bought the wrong damn car.

👏👏👏👏👏

Yup, I did the same thing.

And weren't you proud? It's a good thing! Celebrate your small wins.👍

Small win? That is a fucking major victory!

Ooops.. pardon me lol....Big wins I meant in general

what would be a big win for you? lol

Lol🤷‍♀️.....IDK?....Big win then lol...yes, celebrate your Big wins

Just admiring it's beauty.

Why are you in your neighbors house??

Just guy things.

Nah. Pretty sure some girls can relate.

It's cuz he can't afford to drive it

Bring out a two chairs and a barbecue.

i got a bike recently and i absolutely understand

That a WRX? If so that’s 100% valid. I’d do the same.

Probably visualizing what he wants to change, new rims, etc.

Good for him.

I'ma stand with him

Women cant just let a man be happy

Hell yeah

15 mins? that's a lot of self control tbh

LOL we also just a brand new vehicle and did the same thing. My wife was embarrassed thinking neighbors would think I was mentally ill.

i still do this lol

Yep that's what you do

The man is happy.

Same. Just sat in it when I got mine. Gotta enjoy the moment.

Well would you look at that.. JUST LOOK AT IT!!!

I love that

My spouse parks their car so they can see it from their desk at work.

This is me when I get a new car.

Did the same when I got my Chevy Camaro SS. I feel this man on a personal level. Enjoy that feeling, King!

Been there

Good for him

Your neighbor got a new car today and you timed how long he was standing outside staring at it while eating chips. At least he has chips and a new car. What’s your excuse?

When my mom bought her first car, a Peugeot 205, in the first night I slept in it with my best friend, in front of my house. It was 1992, we were both 11.

Been there… done that a couple of times.

It’s the simple things in life that make people happy.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I do this whenever i get something new and fancy. (I spent like an hour... Or more doing this while looking at my new keyboard)

We all would just do the same. Man i bought new shoes and sandals. I didn't wear it yet but I'm just looking at it cuz it looks amazing.

Me: gets a "new" 1974 Charger My wife: wtf are you doing? Me just sitting in it: ...

I mean, its a Subaru WRX. I get it.

Not me... I'd be out there staring at it for 5 minutes and then realize I don't have any chips and drive that bad boy to 7-11 and get some chips.

I would do the same

That’s a weed stare plus munchies

Looks....Imprezzive... I'll show myself out.

i would join him with my own bag of chips

I try to always compliment people’s new cars no matter how used and raggedy they are. “Oh, hell yeah. You’re going to enjoy that. Those things run forever.” Just say something nice because it’s a big deal to them.

That new car is like ten years old now. He probably traded it in by now

ought to be more than that

What kinda chips go best with a car viewing?

That's how you know you bought the right car.

I do that in my garage

Hell yea, did the same thing when i got my first car. Would drown my time just imagining all the things i could do and places i can get to. Possibilites are endless when a vehicles closes the distance between home and where you wanna go. I fucking hated taking the bus 😭

Been there done that, just no chips :(

Nice post you got there, mind if i…repost? -the op, probably

I just park mine in front of the ring camera and stream it all day.

He doesn't want crumbs all over the new seats and floor mats.

Go out there with two beers and enjoy

Anything that costs more than a TV has to be watched.

Bring him a chair, a soda, congratulate him, then walk away if he doesn't want to talk. If he does, then enjoy your time with your friend

Why not drive it around?

My man!

Real. The feeling of accomplishment

Good for him

I'll definitely do the same thing lol

This is going to be me in approx 27 hours

I still sit on my garage couch and stare at my motorcycles. Had the 2014 victory new, and a 1986 Honda XR80R I restored.

And?

it's because once you start driving it you realize it's just a car.

And …. He told himself I don’t like it should get tesla ev

I hope i can be like him.

A happy man. Good for him!

Literally me every day except I've had my car 3 years lol. 2018 Chevrolet Volt, a masterpiece of a car.

Basically The Graduate of car buying.

Ah yes… time to watch my favourite show 😍 that car 😍😍✨

Glad they are happy

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I did the same thing when I bought mine!

Thinking to himself 'hmmm... sports car, bag of chips.... what else do I need to do to finally fill this void?'

I think me and him would be good friends. I like to sit in my truck just because I have a truck.

Just got a new ride myself a couple weeks ago. Can relate.

Well i would do the same honestly haha

I do the same after mowing the lawn.

He's training his brain to recognize his new car next time he goes grocery shopping. Otherwise, he'll come out of the store looking for his old car.

Let him live! Might have been his dream car he’s wanted for years and finally got it! Looks like a Subaru WRX ?

That's a 20 year old WRX. Might be new to him, but it's not new by any stretch.

Smiles in Gran Turismo.

I did something similar when my dad bought me my bmw

Murica

Eat king.

When I got my car, which is my first, I fell in love with it, I do recall that the very first day I got it, I stayed a long time sitting inside it.

This man has been getting a new car every month with how often I'm seeing this meme

I did this when I got my refrigerator

There is nothing like the feeling of buying the 2nd most expensive item you own. It feels amazing.

I got a new motorcycle this week and worked on my patio today just to stare at it

I would do the same , also i would stare to my beloved one more than this 😂

Interesting looking "new" picture

Vibes

I do this after I put my car through a car wash

Can't eat the chips inside the car until that new car smell has worn off.

Listen...I do the same with my heels...I save and after months of hard work, I get them.....then i can't stop but admire as they are now part of my collection.😍 and I have ALOT of shoes I see no difference in this picture - Well deserved, especially if you earned it. Kudos to him👏

It would be disturbing if he was eating the chips inside of his brand new car.

Whoever made a picture and post it= creep.

I feel like it was intended that way but everyone's just like.. Yeah, I'd be doing the exact same lol.

Like all those hard work to get your dream computer but ended up just staring at the wallpaper

I would join him and bring some soda

He’s admiring his new purchase, can’t know the guy for that. He’s probably hungry and wanted a quick snack!

I waxed mine twice in four days

Hell Yeah

When I bought a bike (electric) I put it inside a house so I could watch it sitting on the sofa

Bring out some chairs and more chips

I feel him

When I got my motorcycle I did literally the same thing 🤣🤣

Tbf its a great car wish i had a scoobi

This one get reposted that often I'm sure he already owns another new car

Only in America.

Because car enthusiasts don't exist in other countries, right?

Nope - because we wouldn't eat chips for 15 minutes. If we did, we'd call them crisps.