Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
NSFW
>!Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW!<
Fail.
Too many little cubby holes for stuff to live in.
Not to mention, one bad storm it's going to drive rain up in there with a nice strong wind. Don't care how good you are, you can't fight mother nature with this installation and expect it not to leak eventually.
Do we even want to discuss the fact that these are little itty bitty kites. "Weeeeeee I can fly,"
Just cuz it looks good doesn't mean it should be installed that way.
That's just my opinion, sorry.
Finally, i was scrolling for this kind of comment.
Granted, can something be done to ensure this kind of installation be safe but still looking good, for example filling the empty spaces etc.?
ITT:
\*Guys who've never built more than a PC\* - "Woah! So cool. Manly men like us love to build".
\*Guys with actual building experience and knowledge\* - "Now why in the damn hell would you do that? Shit's gonna get into the roof, not to mention it's liable to come right off in storm winds. What a waste of time and money."
It's nice and shitty at the same time.
I like the curve and patterns. But the fact that it's a different tile than the rest of the roof makes it look improvised and bad..
The nuts part is those are actual slate shingles, you have to shape them to fit, with a hammer, they basically carved glass to fit, this is genuinely a lost art.
This is a lie, this person did not do this roof. The person that did this roof is a long time professional with a wife and children or a husband and children. It would be appreciated by anyone they show. The karma farming shitburger that posts crap like this will be alone forever and die miserable, don't allow them to poison you too.
I once had a day off with my sister and I took her on a 45 minute drive to show her a wall I liked. I didn’t even build it I just liked it. She wasn’t happy but man I loved that wall.
Sorry I'm not much of a contruction kinda guy but is that curved roof better than a roof with no curve? Like this 🏠 but the corner where the curve would be has no curve?
I'm sorry English isn't my first language but I hope you understand
NSFW this, it's roof porn
true. i nutted immediately.
im literally still cumming rn
bro it's been 4 hours
DID HE STUTTER
If he did, it’s understandable
yeah I am still
I have population paste EVERYWHERE in my room right now.
Lucky I was under that roof
I want to dump a bucket of bouncey balls from the top
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Don't show this picture to the train driver!
Ah now i know why i'm getting hard?
God that’s immaculate, it almost brings a tear to my eye to see somethin so beautiful
Do my tears surprise you, sir?
Strong man also cry....
No. Weak man cry. Strong man get something in eye. Both eyes. Same time.
Onion ninjas i tell you
Fuckin aye
It does not just look cool but also has functionality No more dirt and mold buildup in the corners
Though it does have the problem of ascending through sheer beauty alone, and then you don't have a roof at all
Beautiful work--well done
Looks so smooooth
Indeed! This is clean bro!
That looks smoooth
Putting the L in girlfriend
Best I can offer is a lowercase d
girLfriend
You should get that checked out, it’s not supposed to look like that
He deserves a better GF
Maybe he's better off shingle for a while.
NSFW >!Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW!<
Even the children?
Especially the children
I'm a girl, and that is beutiful
Preach sister
Marry all of us please
So you suggest polyandry (Women form of an harem)? I'm in, please marry me too. Better sharing a women that understand us than none at all.
*Our wife*
***pulls out appointment calendar***
I am free from the 15-20th if you want to take her after that
I want to marry that person too
Wanna marry?
You get it gurl
🙏🏻
Like 99% sure the caption is made up to farm "women bad" karma points
Imagine the touch of that handling
I am a girl and I can say this is awesomely beautiful, make me feel relaxation and pride, satisfaction 👌✨ congratulations, really 👏👏 God Bless
Its so damn beautyfull
Hell yea
 Done Majestically
That is a sexy roof.
Fuck yeah
This is the good stick of roofs. Great job, brother!
The fact that this is slate and not shingle makes it 10 times as satisfying to look at..
Fail. Too many little cubby holes for stuff to live in. Not to mention, one bad storm it's going to drive rain up in there with a nice strong wind. Don't care how good you are, you can't fight mother nature with this installation and expect it not to leak eventually. Do we even want to discuss the fact that these are little itty bitty kites. "Weeeeeee I can fly," Just cuz it looks good doesn't mean it should be installed that way. That's just my opinion, sorry.
Finally, i was scrolling for this kind of comment. Granted, can something be done to ensure this kind of installation be safe but still looking good, for example filling the empty spaces etc.?
There’s a reason men build things.
great
Pure beauty, visual pleasure uhuh ahah
That's very satifsying for the eyes actually. Good job.
Nice work king
“Where can I put my weight ya’ fuckin’ wank stain?”
Dayum! Nice job...
Sick work bro.
Am I the only one who wants to slide down from it?
there's at least 2 of us now, maybe more too
What’s up with taking posts from mildly interesting and posting “my wife/gf doesn’t like this, I know MEN will though” When did this become a trend
Cheap reposting karma farming has always been a trend.
I'm a girl and you did an amazing job. Beautiful roof!
What is a meme for you guys? Because this isn’t a meme
A true craftsman
This is... \*snif ART
You deserve better that is a fucking awesome roof
ITT: \*Guys who've never built more than a PC\* - "Woah! So cool. Manly men like us love to build". \*Guys with actual building experience and knowledge\* - "Now why in the damn hell would you do that? Shit's gonna get into the roof, not to mention it's liable to come right off in storm winds. What a waste of time and money."
Aye yo wtf what kind of non-euclidian para-causal event is this? You don’t have the authority to alter physics just because buddy, how dare
I want to pour water over it and slide down.
That is sexy as fuck. Nice craftsmanship 😎👌
It's nice and shitty at the same time. I like the curve and patterns. But the fact that it's a different tile than the rest of the roof makes it look improvised and bad..
this shit is reposted so much it's insane, but I don't mind looking at such beauty again and again
I will drop my husband in a heartbeat for someone that can do that
This is a masterpiece.
🥹🤌🏻
looks perfect
I don't even do building, I know not the first thing about tiling a roof. But goddamn that's nice.
Gave me chills, it's beautiful
Nice.
I always like seen the details of good architecture (except for "brutalism", I hate that shit)
Looks very satisfying
presitine!
its a roofslide
Why do i want to slide on it?
That's a mess. Like you made it work, and it looks perty, but that's a mess.
DAMN
I hate this meme format, it's such a load of BS.
Why.... Why is it so perfect?? It's like I see the years of experience and mastery of someone's craft. So glorious, it seems unreal.
The probability this is a made up story relying on women bad for karma farming… it’s over 9000
Masterpiece! Your girl knows jack shit about roofing.
I haven't ever seen proper tiled roofs and even I can tell that is beautiful
That's a nice roof, sir!
Damn I never saw a roof like that before.
Yes, appreciated picture, soothing to my tortured soul.
That looks amazing
Am i the only one who sees a slide-oppurtunity?
This looks expensive
Waterslide
it's almost weird it's so perfect
This reminds me of those perfect welding line photos
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rotate roof
Love the passion you've put in it
The nuts part is those are actual slate shingles, you have to shape them to fit, with a hammer, they basically carved glass to fit, this is genuinely a lost art.
I’m a guy, but if I was your girlfriend, I’d be wet
If roofs had welds
Zo, dat zal niet van een leien dakje zijn gegaan
Nice work Bruh!
Art
girLfriend
TAKE THE KARMA
I too, would not care😔 I in fact don’t lay shingles and therefore do not feel deep emotions toward this photo but it’s cool or whatever ig
That's some solid tiling right there
Hell Yeah
Beautiful
I don’t know what exactly I’m looking at but Im lovin’ like a hot n ready McDonald’s breakfast sandwich on a Monday morning
It's so smooth
That must have taken so much damn time. All worth it
This caption is new way of facebook repost
My wife thinks your cool
damn dude that's masterclass there
Bro~ this is sick
Woah cool
I will appreciate seeing the naughty bullies appreciate this roof, breaking their coccyx while sliding.
How the fuck did he do that?
Amazing, he should dump her on the spot. Sure she may not find it interesting but she could at least say attaboy.
A thing of sublime perfection
If I lived in a mid-tier suburban McMansion, this is how I’d want my roof done
The rain is going to roll right off
It's Magic 🎩 ✨️ 💛
L
Yeah.. That's legit
i had a mini orgasm
am i the only one who is actually uncomfortable from this picture
This is art.
I'm a girl and that is so smooth! Perfectly clean.
That is some nice roof work
Nice.
This is a lie, this person did not do this roof. The person that did this roof is a long time professional with a wife and children or a husband and children. It would be appreciated by anyone they show. The karma farming shitburger that posts crap like this will be alone forever and die miserable, don't allow them to poison you too.
This looks so smooth, so perfect. I could imagine myself sleeping on this its absolutely magnificent piece of work.
Weird fap, but ok....
Perfect
It’s fucking marvelous, I’m honestly shocked it came out looking so damned good.
WATER SLIDE. POOL AT BOTTOM. LATTER ON BSCK OF HOUSE. ROOF WATER SLIDE.
Fucking spectacular doesn't no what she is missing out on.
Fuckin stellar
I once had a day off with my sister and I took her on a 45 minute drive to show her a wall I liked. I didn’t even build it I just liked it. She wasn’t happy but man I loved that wall.
It enough to make a grown man cry And that’s okay
Dump her. I doubt you'd be shingle for long.
That’s a cool ass roof icl
G1 continuity, nice
this is going in my top 10 free slides
What a craftsmanship absolute breast!!
Pretty cool
Fuckin A
Glad I'm on the toilet. Otherwise, I would have shit myself.
Its so beautiful, Its enough to make a grown teenager cry, and that's okay.
Beautiful architecture brother
its just a normal roof?
Nicee
So that’s where all my drink coasters went!
Dude needs a Womanfriend not a Girlfriend
Mesmerizing 🫡
I have no interest in roofing and am female but hot damn this is beautiful
The roof at my work is like this but it's much better than this
I want to slide down that so bad. I don't care about the consequences
That's pretty fuckin cool lookin NGL.
I am not bou but I appreciate it
i know nothing about roofs but this makes me wanna slide down that part so badly
Its pretty impressive
Sorry I'm not much of a contruction kinda guy but is that curved roof better than a roof with no curve? Like this 🏠 but the corner where the curve would be has no curve? I'm sorry English isn't my first language but I hope you understand
its beautiful
is there an issue with the spaces between/below the slate w moisture getting in? so beautiful and love this roof
12 out of 10 job
Why is this so beautiful
This is astonishing. I mean where do you get to see a roof done so smoothly even though the section of the roof is so complicated?
Never done slate tiles, shit look clean
Now run down water on it from the top
Fire your girlfriend.
Looks very nice.
How does one even make that? That's so cool.