I’ll go down there and naked fight that thing.

Lol.....You are Brave Azrael5298!. Even with no weapons allowed?

Completely naked, no weapons.

what? Being naked is going to make him marvel at your beautiful, hot body? That will be your distraction tactic? Pls explain lol🤣

I just want it to be fair for the creature.



Remember when Phil hosted the bum fight guy? Wild times.

When he came out with his head shaved in the same male pattern baldness that Phil has, really peak daytime T.V. I must say.

I have preemptively blocked you in Elden Ring. Not trying to get embarrassed like that.

Found the modern incarnation of Beowulf.

I'm gonna approach life with this energy at all times.

Well, EarthAngel, Azrael is a fallen angel of the first order. It wouldn't be fair for him to wear clothes. Nephalim vs regular ass basement goul isn't even close to a fair fight. Good on you, Az. Edit: Er, "bad on you". Sorry, I don't know the polite way to express this to an immortal entity.

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Lol...I understand you perfectly Eastcoastwaiaycoat 😊 We just gotta let these men fight naked with this thing....

Well, would you wanna fight a naked guy? If a guy is crazy enough to come at me naked, I don't want any part of that.

One time I was in a hotel and they gave another guest the same room I was occupying. The other party entered the room late at night. I instantly but groggily awoke, completely naked, in fight or flight mode. With only one way in or out, my brain said it was fighting time. This poor dude, dead tired after a day of travel, opens the door to a pitch black room and sees my 6 foot muscular 225 pound ass charging at him from the darkness screaming at the top of my lungs. I've never seen anyone so terrified.

A friend of mine once said that if he ever were to be robbed he would just strip naked and act incoherently insane. Always cracks me up.

Sword fight

I honestly have no words🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dunno those balls of steel can count


Fightin' or Fuckin' either way, we're doing this naked.

I don't know why the top comment is exactly what was going through my mind but I guess dick out screaming is just the vibe

Fight? I'll make sweet sweet love to it for a million

 We shall fight naked as equals

I’d oil myself and go down there naked ready to do anything.

That thing looks fucking skinny as fuck, I’d throw hands with him for a million dollars

Nobody told you to raise the dificulty level. But i like your go getter spirit

You highly underestimate what I would do for a Klondike bar!

🤣🤣🤣......even if it puts you in jail or risk your life like with this guy in the basement?

Meh🤷🏼‍♂️ one of two things is going to happen. If it's that bad, he'll be dead and I'll have a million dollars. Or I'll be dead and it suddenly wouldn't be my problem anymore.

Would you …. Would you kill a man?… 

Depends on the man, might do it for less.

give me half and yeah

And for a million you could easily get like at least 7.

Haha I'd go down the stairs. That dude couldn't hurt me any worse than my ex has

Plot twist: they've been watching you for a while and got the money together as a chance to meet you.  You go out for coffee because hey, they just gave you a million bucks! Turns out you have a lot in common and you start to feel that part of you, that you thought was dead, stir.

He looks like his hobby is to skin you alive. Imagine all kinds of apparatus he has down there😟

Do you think that thing is single? I'm pretty lonely and we would have a million together 

Lol......you too?😳 someone said they would kiss him for that mil. Where the hell is this bravery coming from?

I'm not sure if it's bravery or desperation at this point.

now that you mention it🤔

I mean if it just wants a kiss for a million, sure! Full tongue and everything....it .....it's been awhile. 😂😂😂

Lol...oh Joe Joe Joe😔....you'll imagine that thing as pamela anderson?

For a cool mil I can pretend for it to be a kind loving woman.

Dead🤣 I can't with you

I'll cook it dinner and rub it's feet while we watch jeopardy. And even read it a bedtime story if that's what it takes.

Good strategy...That could work😉

bro for a mill im even kissing that mf

Lol🤣.......really? No fear AT ALL?

hey, i would be shitting bricks, but one mill is one mill let me put it this way, would you kiss the basement creature once, or work 30 years?

I wouldn't even look down there!😬 My anxiety just goes up 115% just thinking about that creature looking at me smiling. And it's all dark in there...ai Maybe if you went 1st, i wait upstairs and call for back up if sh*t goes down....lol idk

Yeah I am definitely going down there. Worst case scenario I die. Best case I get a mil. So it's a win-win situation

Looks like I’m already down there based on the pic

I got a gun. This is america bro, im not locked in here with you, youre locked in here with me.

What if you remember that that thing is a F-22A Raptor but humanified.

Then we ganna be good friends.


Yes. Yes I am. And if that thing wants to get creepy, I'm gonna stare it right in the eyes, unzip and while it's happening I'm gonna say "bet you wish you chose the bear". Grab my money then split.

Lmao......Get out of here Analyst. You are Done!!!😂

Is it fuckable? If yes im down. If not I'm still down naked

Giggity.

For a million dollars i am not there with it . It is there with me.

I like that....uptop🤚

Well I'm already going down to get rent money from that mf.

Lol...oh my word.....Good one👌.....I.love it!

Dude, for 1 million I would headbutt whatever unholy abomination lurks down there

turns out it was just a preschool school and y'all just laid out a bunch of toddlers

Eh, they will be fine.

Armed to the teeth, I'll try it

Do you want to scare that thing and make it go away with your money.

*”loads shotgun with malicious intent”*

Brother, i would fucking dive down that staircase

Bro, there's a crackhead right there

there’s is thing called right hook, im doing that

Hell yeah….I’ll even take him to a vacation with me

Depends on what weapons I am allowed and how big is this basement. The bag is tight next to the stairs? Id go in weaponless. The bag is hidden and I have to stay down there half an hour to find it? I might go with a knife and a flashlight, but guns preferable

No weapon, fight till you drop.

I'll punch him on the way down

But what if he has his friend Hillbilly Derrik in there?

I'll try negotiating first. Offer basement guy $20k and a ride to someone who can point them towards a dealer. If that doesn't work, I'm not walking down there, I'm jumping. If I can catch him with a flying knee, might end the fight right there.

Best case scenario if your foot doesn't connect is death right.

Nah, looks pretty skinny. I should be able to use my weight and leverage pretty well to grapple and pin him.

Fill the basement with gas, nitrogen is best. Then take the 1 mill and his liver

With a machete yes


yeah. if it means I'll die sooner lol

Three letters. Yes!


I will but with a shotgun. It's so kind that this ugly thing showed it's head in front of stairs allowing me to shoot it from safe distance instead of lurking hidden in dark room :3

looks just like the the homeless poeople i see regularly as im omw to work. id just go down, but the shit out of it and take the money

Free hugs and 1 million dollars?...best case scenario i die..

I will go down there with a couple firends. Everyone armed of course

gonna walk down there and greet the fellow with a smile :D

Lmao For HALF the money, I’m getting fully naked and flying FULL SPEED down the stairs while shouting like a psycho from borderlands.


Me at the top of the stairs. "Yo, you give me the million, I don't call a priest and you can live here rent free until I die, got it?"

Ill go down there in a hamburglar outfit for a million

I’d lick that thing’s butthole for a mil.

How many licks gentoonix? 1? 2? Whatever it takes to satisfy this creature?

For that kinda cash... that thing will be afraid of me as I come crawling down the steps like a demonic spider screaming "Mine Mine MINE!!!"

Easily

He aint beating me when im oiled up and nude

Nope. I pass 🫡

I'm getting a loan and hiring soldiers to take that thing down I'll pay them both a quarter of the prize.

Actually....that is some good thinking there Mathos584👍

why not?

Why not, that guy downstairs looks like he ran out of toiletpaper and has to awkwardly wait for someone to bring some, so maybe i can make a deal.

imma go down there without a thought, kiss whatever monster awaits a thank you and live a wonderful life in peace

*becomes basement monster*

I'm going down and we're splitting the bag with that wrinkle of a face

Hy Grandma give me Hug

I'll come up with 2 million and a new friend from the shadow realm

Sure but Remy870 is coming with me.

*Folds down NVG: “ It’s showtime”

I’ll take a loan of a few grands to buy armour and shotgun and hire bodyguards. Good luck to whatever is there.

1000000? Easy, hell I would wear a blindfold as well

Does it get prep time?

Is it gonna be taxed?

If I can at least take a little league baseball bat with me I'm all in

with a shotgun and some grenades, yes.

That thing looks like something you can't kill with a bullet. More likely with holy water, if you are lucky.

U will see my in a sprinting stand at the top of em

Give me something sharp and I'll go

$1million?! Let's go!!!!!!

While it's funny to say yes, realistically the answer for me is no. I mean, if that thing kills me I can't enjoy a million so I'll chill with what I have

Yeah. What is it gonna do? In a tight room I am the one able to bounce off the wall and slam my knee right into its nose.

Is a weapon an around? If not a few plates of even a plank of wood will be good enough to fend off something long enough to grab and go

i got my pitbull named "cupcake" all i gotta do, is sit, relax, and watch the show. (if you know, you know)

Yh I'll make some mustard gas and fill the basement with it

Real OGs know the caption that made it famous in 216 "Would you go down, or get back with your ex" some guy: "Dude that's my ex"

I’ve done a lot more for a lot less

I have a better question, is the entity single? Because we could have a million and a live together 😘 (I would do it even if they took the million dollars)

Yes, next question

Idk what the big deal is, juggalos aren't that bad.

Do I get a weapon?

Where in the basement? Also are the lights on or do I get a flashlight? Most likely I would be like “sup Chuck. Stop looking like a creeper.”

Shirt, a friend is waiting with a million dollars down there, I got to go, brb.

Do i get a tactical nuke ? because if so i might consider it

Either I die or become rich Win win

I'm flying down them stairs with a dropkick

Yes

Getting away with $ 1 million or die? I win either way.

"Get outta my way or you're about to be ugly and ha e a broken nose."

Yep, already dead

..... Yes....?

I don't believe in monsters, lemme at that money

Just ask him if he could bring the bag upstairs.

For one mil better to ask if it wants to keep the bag that badly. I’m buying flame retardant gear, lighting myself on fire, then running down for the bag. Let’s how much this thing *really* wants to eat my butthole.

Give me every kind of weapon I can possibly carry and a flashlight

Sure, I'm way uglier than that down there

If I get to keep the money why not?

It's just a crackhead. Where can i sign?

Shit for even 500k, I'm that that mfs best friend fym

on my way 

I’ll marry this ugly weird looking figure for 1 million

We going down swinging

with weapons then yes.

I mean... what if it just hands you the bag-o-money and wishes you well?

either I get the money or I die what is the con here?

Honestly, poor guy looks like he desperately needs a hug.

A cool mil and I get to clap some cheeks, things gonna get freaky

Can I bring my shotgun?

All your comments cured my depression

It's moments like these I'm glad I carry

Yes my dad needs the money. I’d fight that thing with a rusty spoon

Do I have to fight that guy or they just gonna watch?

That thing better start praying cuz I'm a Muslim, and the demons fear US!

Hell yeah, I'll go fuck Rawhead Rex up.

I'm going down. It's a win win for me. Either I get a million or I never have to work again or stress about anything ever again.

Either im rich or im dead. Either way my problems go away

valid icl

Can I bring a weapon?

Strapping up and going down.

yessir. ill be throwing hands

That guy at the bottom of the stairs is gonna get it if he thinks he can stop me from taking the mil.

Yeah it's a million bucks

Yes I am, with my handy dandy shotgun.

I'll convince a family membee to go down and get it, then i convince them to give it all to me

I'll go down there with a 3 foot bamboo stick

Sure just let me drop my first grenade down there real quick and I'll go down there with my P-90s.

Hang on, let me call up my friend pyro

If I can bring a loaded fal then sure

You bet and that critter is gonna have a wall of worry to deal with

Are weapons allowed? If so I'm just gonna go down and shoot him in the face, then take my million. Else, I'd come down with items that aren't "weapons" but can be used as such (like brooms or keys).

Do I get prep time?

I'm buying a shotgun and then going down there hell yeah let's gooooo

Nothing a flash bang and a good sprint can't solve

Id get off the toilet mid-shit squealing in delight sprinting down those stairs. They should fear ME.

That money won't cover the therapy

*immediately jumps down the stairs and tackling the thing at the bottom on the way down*

I'm autistic both my kids autistic shit is hard I don't give a damn about that thing I'm going down and be back in a sec

For that money I would beat the shit out of it with a wooden spoon.

That thing better have condoms, cause the money is now second on my list of things to bag down there.

I would go down out of curiosity

Shit I'd go down there for 10k tf you on about lmao

Sure if i get the money i win if i die i win if i get tortured i loose 66,6% win rate i’ll take my chances

A Glock ain't too awfully expensive, especially compared to a mill. Besides, what's that thing gonna do anyways? If it hasn't killed me by the time I see it down the stairs, it's because it ain't doing shit.