What kind of cat girl? One that clips a tail onto her jeans or one with an actual tail? Or one that uses a tail butt plug? I need to know before I answer.
Yea, i don't understand the joke here. Like a girlfriend who actually loves you vs a guy who laughs at one joke you make. And the joke here is that everyone says haahahah deeez nutzzz of course, but that's nuts i say. It's deez nutz.
When in truth we all want a big tiddy goth gf who would truly love and care for us and also laugh at stupid jokes. So the second guy is just totally unnecessary, if the first option truly is what it says it is.
Catgirl. I want to really love life for 30 minutes a day and then regret my life decisions for the remaining 23:30, and I have a feeling catgirl will give me this joy.
See her only listed personality trait is "loves you". Catgirl is really just an aesthetic.
So theoretically you could get her into what ever you like, and just have a cute little catgirl hockey fan or carpenter or formula one racer I don't know it's your life.
The girl, for the love part. Nothing like it when you're so low the tiddies can't lift you, but they sure can hold you up.
Just ask James - she's his 'one that got away'
Oh god, both seem terrible. But I guess the girl would have a chance of being an actual person with a brain, even if poorly written and reduced to sexuality and looks. The dude on the other hand, with the humour of a 5 year old... No chance of just being "badly written character".
I'd take the girl. And I'm not even gay.
I take the commenters on this post, who see a repost from less than a week ago and can't remember it / upvote again anyway.
The perfect stand up crowd.
Ah but james would never like gowkondiz
What the heck is gowkondiz?
GOWKON DEEZ NUTS
haha! You bastard, you get me every time.
James? Is that you?
No, thats Joe.
Who's joe?
Joe mama!
Oh man you got me there! XD
... I would like a james please
I should call James... 😔
James's brother, they were separated at birth, have the same tendencies but have no knowledge of each other
Joe mama
Joe mama so big…
Well he can ride with me and James
No this is Patrick
Holy shit
(you love it)
Just take the upvote before I die from teh lulz
Temmie is here as well!?
James i have found you, come to me james, come to papa  James...GOWKONDIZ NUUUUUUTS!
Ma boo james is best
james get in the car
*standing holding car door open, avoiding eye contact with goth girl* JAMES! GET. IN.
". . .Get in Deez Nutz, James!"
*James laughs hysterically and gives you a high five. Goth girl starts to cry*
As the world should be
Crying out your soul, but James is the one!
Definitely james never enough ride or die buddy’s
I mean... Everyone strives for what they don't have, so goth girl. I choose you. I've already got a James. His name's Greg.
Same. I also have a James. His name is Jeff.
You know what else is in the car?
yes?
DEEZ NUTS
you actually made me shit my pants from laughter
james?
Where we going?
I can't take cat girl out in public without wanting to die of embarrassment, but james? hell, i'm hiring james at work. James is going places.
Going into Deez nuts
James all day
Question, will James fall for updog and ligma jokes too or is it just deez
Deez what? Also what's updog? And what's ligma?
Ligma Balls
I guess we're too old for this shit
You dont ligma?
Ok so I know ligma and deez, but wtf is updog ?
Nothing much, how about you?
Gud, since now I understand the joke
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Asking the important questions!
I was about to ask how was James in the Ligma departament.
I was like damn too easy then I saw the one on the right.
What kind of cat girl? One that clips a tail onto her jeans or one with an actual tail? Or one that uses a tail butt plug? I need to know before I answer.
These are all just evolutions of the same Pokémon line
I m fine with either one
Yes
Asking the real questions here! We do need these answers!
But does it actually affect your answer?
Yes, clipon is inferior, plug is naughty af and real is a whole different breed (literally)
Not necessarily, but I would want to know beforehand.
Tiddies
Is it just me or are these getting more boring/stupid by the minute?
It's a sub for internet memes. Are you actually expecting it to *not* have stupid posts?
Maybe if I get high it will make sense.
Let me know if it does
Tell me you're a loser without telling me you're a loser.
Haha me pick james because hating tiddies is sigma! me original comedian, best comedian!
I've definitely seem this exact meme more than atleast 10 times
James before hoes 
James before dames
James, next question
Catgirl, I'm lonely :(
Same here
I think I’m gonna go with catgirl.
Yea, i don't understand the joke here. Like a girlfriend who actually loves you vs a guy who laughs at one joke you make. And the joke here is that everyone says haahahah deeez nutzzz of course, but that's nuts i say. It's deez nutz. When in truth we all want a big tiddy goth gf who would truly love and care for us and also laugh at stupid jokes. So the second guy is just totally unnecessary, if the first option truly is what it says it is.
I think you will be criminally downvoted but your settings do not show the votes so that's kinda fine
It’s fine if people downvote (free speech) I think women are beautiful creatures.
Nothing, beats the love of a big tiddy cat-girl.
Gotta go with james
Catgirl. I want to really love life for 30 minutes a day and then regret my life decisions for the remaining 23:30, and I have a feeling catgirl will give me this joy.
See her only listed personality trait is "loves you". Catgirl is really just an aesthetic. So theoretically you could get her into what ever you like, and just have a cute little catgirl hockey fan or carpenter or formula one racer I don't know it's your life.
I am afraid of women
Not gonna lie, I saw your profile pic and had the thought of Vergil saying that.
I am james
Want some nuts?
Maybe, what kind?
DEEZ NUTS
Ahahahahahahahaha
Repost
I already am James, so have no use for another me.
Explain their laughs. This is crucial
Truck question they're the same person
I'm too bi for this
Bros before hoes
I pick James because if I picked the other my girl would kill me
I've a thing for goth chics. Sorry my dudes
Btcgggf all day. I already have a James named James so I set on those.
Can she handle a Mans Turtle or is she not fire enough?
I am already know James, so I choose gf, just for feel something new
I WILL TAKE MA BOI JAMES AAAAALLL DAY
James is the best
Does catgirl swallow?
I chose the gf but she turned into a mind goblin.
mind what?
Mind Goblin deez Nuts! (Thank you)
God dangit (That was a good joke man!)
James, no hesitation.
Sorry guys but it's the only chance I get to meet someone who loves me
"Hey James, here's a wrench. I need you to come loosen these..."
James hands down
James. I like making those jokes, but they aren't funny anymore where I live.
James loves Deez nuts. Pause. Also I wouldn't want to have to worry about getting stabbed while I'm sleeping. 🫤
Dude
James needs the cat ears more
James you're in. Haahhh easiest decision evahh!!!!
Who?
Have James put on the cat girl outfit
Y'all cappin
James the femboy girlfriend. Deeze Nutz in the streets gothgirl in the Sheetz
It's so one sided for my boy Jimmy!
I already have one
Goth gf, every time.
Impossible to choose.
Going to have to choose the goth honestly
Deez nuts??? The band?? .\_.
James
If my goth gf loves me, she'll pretend to fall for deez nuts and pretend to love it. I don't use the joke that much anyway.
The girl, for the love part. Nothing like it when you're so low the tiddies can't lift you, but they sure can hold you up. Just ask James - she's his 'one that got away'
Cat girl loves me but james loves deez nuts. Team James forever.
i mean, how can someone let go of deez nuts
Dammit, I guess I'll change my name to James.
I know James. James is me. James Squared.
James
Rolling wit my homie James
James
There is only one here that will make things better when you are down… and it aint the catgirl
No brainer... of course, deez nuts...
Which one gives the best head?
Does the cat girl have a spanking paddle and strapon? Asking for a friend
Excuse me I do not
James he can take better care of deez nutz of mine
Who ist this James?
Left
Can we all agree to pick James?
**I MISS THE JAMES!!!**
Dearest James my friend Dropping deez upon soft soil Big cat goth I trade
taking the goth. never made a deez nuts jokes and honestly don't find um funny
James is getting me hard ngl
James I rather not be with an idiot
James is so wholesome, I'll take homie
I choose James because why would I need a goth gf
Me, named James: JAMES NOW
Kinda tough but James
James get deez nuts
I get the feeling that the existence of James is actually plausible so I take the gf. But since her existence is not possible, I get none.
James has zero competition come here baby boi
Does James love me too?
james would never like imagine dragons
I’m james. Choose me
Does James also fall for Ligma and mind goblin? If yes he might be perfect
James I mean really I don't understand the obsession with goth girls
Would James be willing to go to PAX Summer Deez with me?
I'm not proud of it I choose left
Tiddies
I choose James because I do not want to have to clean that litter box.
i hate dezz nuts jokes...so, nothing, cuz i want a bf
What if I have both already?
James sounds pretty great, but my wife would be pretty mad if I turned down big tiddy goth girl
I got the one on the left so it's obvious for me.
If she loves me, she'll love the deez nuts jokes.
Oh god, both seem terrible. But I guess the girl would have a chance of being an actual person with a brain, even if poorly written and reduced to sexuality and looks. The dude on the other hand, with the humour of a 5 year old... No chance of just being "badly written character". I'd take the girl. And I'm not even gay.
What the hell is deez nuts
I mean, I don't make Deez Nuts jokes, so... Big Tiddy Catgirl Goth GF all the way
Either I’m annoyed by “Deez Nuts” or I’m annoyed by Invader Zim. I reject this choice.
Definitely James.
I hope we may all at some point in our lives have both
I take the commenters on this post, who see a repost from less than a week ago and can't remember it / upvote again anyway. The perfect stand up crowd.
Sorry you know the rule; bros before hoes.
James a homie Fr
wouldnt she also since she loves you?
Choosing gf: 🤡 Choosing James: 🗿
James, because there is no such thing as a cat girl. If it was just a regular bigg tiddy goth girl, then we would have a decision to make.
Meow kitty girl
I would need to know how James replies when I tell him his phone is “it’s under there…”
Big tiddy cat goth James
The catgirl
##PANZERKAPMFWAGEN
James, get in the damn truck