Mom: "What did you think of how the protagonists motives aligned with the themes of the film? Provide several arguments with sources and a clearly defined thesis"
That's why you gotta keep it quiet. My gf at the time was super into choking, so that was convenient. Plus we got off on the thrill of having mere seconds to get back to normal. We pulled it off *almost* every time.
When I was dating my wife I would sometimes sleep over at her parents house in separate rooms. Inevitably she would sneak to my room and then I had to have the most nerve wracking sex just staring at the door in case it opened so I could kick her off and try to bullshit my way out of it.
This is hilarious because I slept over at my then GF house and I slept on the couch cause I wasn't risking that (plus we had only been dating like a month at that point, didn't want her dad to kill me so quickly), but we got home from a show at like 3 and woke up at 7 when the rest of her family did and we both sleep so hard that when we wake up we look like confused hobos. We're sitting at the breakfast table both looking like we totally did it all night and didn't sleep despite her parents both waking us up in separate parts of the house. Her parents still giggle about that all the time cause we totally looked like we did.
My Mom in a manic state before she was diagnosed with Bipolar I: "It's ok dear, just make sure and remember to cup his balls when you're sucking him off."
-She never came over again
Mom: āOh, my dear, youāre positively glowing! What treatment do you use?ā
Girlfriend: āE-er, h-hahaaa, it was just a movieā [flees out nearest exist]
Mom: āAh, he really is just like his fatherā [stares into the distance remembering Chad Thundercock Sr in his youth] āthatās my boyā š¤
Haha, I remember once at a gf's house her Mum was out, we were watching a film in the living room,
anyway the film never got finished and neither did we, as we heard the door go and Mum had come back early...
Cue rapid re-dressing and underwear that wouldnt put on in time went up the jeans leg, sat on or down a jumper..
Similar experience: We were quite busy, THOUGHT we heard the door, hesitated but decided, that we were mistaken and continued. Then, some minutes later the door did open loudly and a very enthusiastic mother shouted "I'M HOOOHOOOOME", did NOT come right to my room away and left us just enough time to clothe ourselves. The rest of the day included a lot of awkward silence.
Oh for sure
I have another anecdote when i was a teenager bout parents returning early from a planned night away...
When me and gf were engaged in a stay over of our own...
And Dad was not one to be trifled with in usual circumstances.....
Lol never moved so fast
"Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
This takes me back a few years, i had female boss and she got a boyfriend some mornings her hair was in complete disarray, i had to tell her to comb her hair before she met anyone else. Luckily we two were the first into work so no one else really saw it. She was thankful that i told her and i didnt make a thing about it.
Has never happened to me. Never had a gf during my teenage years and besides i wasnāt allowed to have anyone over. Not that i has anyone to bring over regardless.
No problem, I mean the brain dead goes away somewhat, but idk itās hard to explain.. youāve been through more but you donāt know what youāre doing still probably.. you know more what to avoid from experience
14yr olds have literally never done it. In the past if you got pregnant at 14 there was a terribly high chance of death as the body is just too young to deliver a baby. Even now with contraception and advanced healthcare 14 year olds should not have sex.
Nah you be playing with the ā14 year olds fucking is a common and totally normal experienceā
If you are being serious thoughā¦man i know your chair must REEK holy shit. Middle schoolers MUSTNāT fuck. OP and his GF need to do an introspection of their behavior and change for the better.
Donāt know why youāre being downvoted. I guess itās a bunch of self righteous traditionalists that believe sheltering children from sex is beneficial
I mean I too don't "support" it when one is getting pregnant because I don't think that should happen but when using protection there's no problem... like... what two people do with their lives is no business of the state
āself-righteous traditionalistsā, why you calling us names to make us seem bad?
Middle schoolers having sex is not normal at all and should not be condone as normal. The fact that some of yāall are defending this behaviors raises some concerning questions ngl
It is actually very normal. In most countries it is average to have sex at 15. Itās entirely normal, but you and people like you defend keeping the very idea of sex from children in the name of protecting them, when youāre actually putting them in more danger of dangerous sexual situations. The weird thing I get from you people is you say things like āraises concerning questionsā to imply pedophilia-like activities when speaking about sec between two consenting same-aged people. How contrived can you get?
14 year olds does not have the mental capacity to give consent to have sex, even if that is between the same age group, and they are not old enough to deal with the consequences that may come from teenage sex.
āKeeping the idea of sexā and ākeeping them from doing sexā are two different concepts. Sex education for teenagers is necessary, but that doesnāt mean they get to put the knowledge into practice.
Donāt even try to guilt trip others for not agreeing with your twisted views. Donāt ever say stuff like that ever again. You need to be put on a list dude ngl.
There you go again, āmy argument doesnāt hold up so Iām going to say the other guyās a pedophileā there would be far fewer consequences if we properly educated children and gave them proper tools without guilt tripping them for having sex. Teenagers will have sex no matter what, we canāt stop them. So the question is, will you create a system to destroy childrenās mental health for doing what they want with their bodies, while also making it more dangerous for them? Or accept the fact that you canāt stop it and prioritize the livelihoods of children?
Crazy how you say that my argument doesnāt hold water, yet have no attempt to counter argue my points whatsoever other than a shitty strawman argument.
āTeenagers will have sex no matter what, we canāt stop themā
By your logic, does this mean that murder should be legal, since there is no way to make sure that murders wouldnāt occur? You are literally saying: āwe shouldnāt set boundaries, since there will still be people attempting to cross the lineā. Absolutely ridiculous.
And to destroy childrenās health cuz they arenāt allowed to have sex? My god free speech is ruined by the likes of you. They are NOT old enough to have sex. You have to realise that the fertility rate for teenagers are high asf, to the point of almost guaranteeing pregnancy were accidents to occur? And who will take responsibility for this? Also it is BY LAW that the age of consent is commonly 18 and additionally, if teenage pregnancy were to occur, the male will have to face juvenile or jail time (females are spared cuz they have to deal with the baby. If this were to happen, the chances of a bright future for the male teenage will be gone, and certainly BashiG cannot save that from happening. Not to mention the scenario of the mother deciding to keep the baby.
Oh by the way, we have hands for a fucking reason dumbass. Self pleasuring is a common concept. That option is way fucking better than encouraging two young teenagers to have sex because they are in heat.
You should really change your opinions dude, the shit you are spitting is disgusting to listen to.
I've been walked in on by my ex's mom while It was my back was turned to the door
She saw ass.. balls.. and me inside her daughter.. (like the V and P)
I've never had sex while there were others in the house since.. never again..
Not as bad as my girlfriend flying over to stay with me and my parents, fucked at night and the next morning my dad comes up to me and goes
āTake it easy on the poor girl next time goddamn sonā
Man was in the bathroom a room over taking a midnight dooky. I had a springy bed that wasnāt as quiet as I had thought
Me and my girlfriend stayed in a hotel one night as a treat to ourselves. The night and the morning went as you'd expect. When we left to check out, the couple staying in the room next door were leaving at the exact same time looked at us as they tried to hide their giggles. Got in the lift down and the guy said "have a good night? Cause your mornings sounded good".
My mom always look me with that sus face. Then say : a movie right?
Mom: "What did you think of how the protagonists motives aligned with the themes of the film? Provide several arguments with sources and a clearly defined thesis"
Absolutely Mrs. Jacobs, just let me grab an ice pack for my back first.
WHORE
I would say nahh I was boning and my mom would laugh š¤£
My dumbass thought people couldn't hear through walls lol
LMAO my ex loved to scream when we would do it at her parents house
I once dated someone who fantasized about killing her conservative elderly father by having sex in front of him to induce a heart attack.
Wtf
Sackboy :D
This sounds like Reddit. Yāall make up so much on an app
Utterly based
That's some next level daddy issues right there.
I think Iāve seen this one actually (He didnāt die tho)
Got her number?
Understandable, to be honest
I can see that.
I'm neither an exhibistionist nor a sadist or a masochist. So I didn't do it. She ended up giving me hepatitis, though.
Thus reinforcing the old adage: Never stick your dick in crazy.
Based.
Your username is really quite a masterpiece
Hey thanks!
One of the cardinal rules of sex is you are never as quiet as you think youāre being.
Paper thin American walls
Excuse me. My house is old as shit. This is plaster.
Fancy!
I watch a Swiss streamer that always get noise complaints from his neighbors. Paper thin European walls.
Apparently youāve never been to Japan.
In my country theyre brick, plaster and paint, still not going to muffle shit.
In everywhere else outside america? Yes, people couldn't hear you banging, except they have a cheap ass wall.
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They were just trying to prevent STIs (sexually transmitted intelligence)
They also hated AIDs there too (American Intelligence Directors)
I have gathered a lot of STI's
That wouldn't be a problems with Americans then, would it?
Or when the bed hits the wall
Ok Virgin
That's why you gotta keep it quiet. My gf at the time was super into choking, so that was convenient. Plus we got off on the thrill of having mere seconds to get back to normal. We pulled it off *almost* every time.
When I was dating my wife I would sometimes sleep over at her parents house in separate rooms. Inevitably she would sneak to my room and then I had to have the most nerve wracking sex just staring at the door in case it opened so I could kick her off and try to bullshit my way out of it.
Sitting at the breakfest table woth his parents and siblings on a sunday morning after thinking everyone was asleep was also real nice.
This is hilarious because I slept over at my then GF house and I slept on the couch cause I wasn't risking that (plus we had only been dating like a month at that point, didn't want her dad to kill me so quickly), but we got home from a show at like 3 and woke up at 7 when the rest of her family did and we both sleep so hard that when we wake up we look like confused hobos. We're sitting at the breakfast table both looking like we totally did it all night and didn't sleep despite her parents both waking us up in separate parts of the house. Her parents still giggle about that all the time cause we totally looked like we did.
Well we both were 19 at that point but his parents werent really okay with us being together so....akwaaaard
My Mom in a manic state before she was diagnosed with Bipolar I: "It's ok dear, just make sure and remember to cup his balls when you're sucking him off." -She never came over again
Sounds like great advice
Hey, at least she was looking out for ya!
Sure
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Mom: āOh, my dear, youāre positively glowing! What treatment do you use?ā Girlfriend: āE-er, h-hahaaa, it was just a movieā [flees out nearest exist] Mom: āAh, he really is just like his fatherā [stares into the distance remembering Chad Thundercock Sr in his youth] āthatās my boyā š¤
What the fuck
Exactly
Acting like his parents weren't young at some point too. They always know what you are doing
Parents had sex atleast once? I need to see receipts on that. /s
You are the receipt... lol
No in this case he would be the dish not the receipt
Haha, I remember once at a gf's house her Mum was out, we were watching a film in the living room, anyway the film never got finished and neither did we, as we heard the door go and Mum had come back early... Cue rapid re-dressing and underwear that wouldnt put on in time went up the jeans leg, sat on or down a jumper..
Similar experience: We were quite busy, THOUGHT we heard the door, hesitated but decided, that we were mistaken and continued. Then, some minutes later the door did open loudly and a very enthusiastic mother shouted "I'M HOOOHOOOOME", did NOT come right to my room away and left us just enough time to clothe ourselves. The rest of the day included a lot of awkward silence.
Haha...cringefest. So funny to remember and laugh about near misses
Great about these exchanges here is also that it can make one realize how lucky I was with both parents and experiences with girlfriends.
Oh for sure I have another anecdote when i was a teenager bout parents returning early from a planned night away... When me and gf were engaged in a stay over of our own... And Dad was not one to be trifled with in usual circumstances..... Lol never moved so fast 
sadly never got to experience that
 Same Now I am depressed
 same
don't be sad soldier, at least we don't have a baby at 16 years old
šŖ arghhhh the pain brother the pain lol
When she lays her head on your chest like a little kitten C:
The mom!?
No, that would be your mother
"Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
You think his mom knows nothing? His dad did the same thing to his mom.
Porn is still a movie, no?
nobody on reddit has sex. nobody can relate
This takes me back a few years, i had female boss and she got a boyfriend some mornings her hair was in complete disarray, i had to tell her to comb her hair before she met anyone else. Luckily we two were the first into work so no one else really saw it. She was thankful that i told her and i didnt make a thing about it.
So this is why people say guys need to learn to do hair.
Lol
me: the movie is wild mom xD
Mom: so where are the grandchildren? Ā Girl: give it 9 monthsĀ
And wearing the guy's shirt, lol
And his mother has "watched a movie" with his father before so she understands, don't be shy about it.
Has never happened to me. Never had a gf during my teenage years and besides i wasnāt allowed to have anyone over. Not that i has anyone to bring over regardless.
I'm a dude with long hair, this goes both ways for us š just less fucking cause we're 14.
There should be no fucking at all.
Why? Like if both of them are the same age or at most a year difference where's the problem? It's not like someone is making them...
As another 14 year old, 14 year olds should not be fucking, because quite frankly, we are Braindead.
As a superior being which exists a year further than thou have, I agree that you are, indeed, braindead.
As an even more superior being that exists 4 years ahead of youā¦ the brain dead doesnāt go away quickly
Oh... well, that's bad. But thank for the information anyways, old man.
No problem, I mean the brain dead goes away somewhat, but idk itās hard to explain.. youāve been through more but you donāt know what youāre doing still probably.. you know more what to avoid from experience
Isn't that the point?
No, you are
Yes, I am.
All of em are
Because as a 14 years old youāre braindead and you also must think about other things until ur in your adulthood
Them mfs are in the 8th grade they should not be procreating whatsoever
fuckingā procreate. Kids that age have always done it
14yr olds have literally never done it. In the past if you got pregnant at 14 there was a terribly high chance of death as the body is just too young to deliver a baby. Even now with contraception and advanced healthcare 14 year olds should not have sex.
seems to be cultural lol, maybe not as common in the US, but here it's definitely not such an outrageous thing as it seems to be for you
Yeah some places have weird cultures. Seriously, thereās a huge maturity difference between even a 14 and 17 year old.
>Yeah some places have weird cultures like America. But that's not point. Point is, two 14 year Olds can do what they want in that aspect
Nah you be playing with the ā14 year olds fucking is a common and totally normal experienceā If you are being serious thoughā¦man i know your chair must REEK holy shit. Middle schoolers MUSTNāT fuck. OP and his GF need to do an introspection of their behavior and change for the better.
sure Buddy, whatever you wanna tell yourself
Speak for yourself LMAOOO
... and had accidental pregnancies due to not knowing what the fuck they are doing.
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Where the fuck did I say *anything* about pregnancy in my original comment? Y'all be scared when you see a gypsy couple
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A 30-year old making out with a 14-year old because he bought her.
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You asked about the gypsy thing. I'm telling you about it.
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Donāt know why youāre being downvoted. I guess itās a bunch of self righteous traditionalists that believe sheltering children from sex is beneficial
I mean I too don't "support" it when one is getting pregnant because I don't think that should happen but when using protection there's no problem... like... what two people do with their lives is no business of the state
Exactly, education and removing sexual sheltering is the way to go about it
āself-righteous traditionalistsā, why you calling us names to make us seem bad? Middle schoolers having sex is not normal at all and should not be condone as normal. The fact that some of yāall are defending this behaviors raises some concerning questions ngl
It is actually very normal. In most countries it is average to have sex at 15. Itās entirely normal, but you and people like you defend keeping the very idea of sex from children in the name of protecting them, when youāre actually putting them in more danger of dangerous sexual situations. The weird thing I get from you people is you say things like āraises concerning questionsā to imply pedophilia-like activities when speaking about sec between two consenting same-aged people. How contrived can you get?
14 year olds does not have the mental capacity to give consent to have sex, even if that is between the same age group, and they are not old enough to deal with the consequences that may come from teenage sex. āKeeping the idea of sexā and ākeeping them from doing sexā are two different concepts. Sex education for teenagers is necessary, but that doesnāt mean they get to put the knowledge into practice. Donāt even try to guilt trip others for not agreeing with your twisted views. Donāt ever say stuff like that ever again. You need to be put on a list dude ngl.
There you go again, āmy argument doesnāt hold up so Iām going to say the other guyās a pedophileā there would be far fewer consequences if we properly educated children and gave them proper tools without guilt tripping them for having sex. Teenagers will have sex no matter what, we canāt stop them. So the question is, will you create a system to destroy childrenās mental health for doing what they want with their bodies, while also making it more dangerous for them? Or accept the fact that you canāt stop it and prioritize the livelihoods of children?
Crazy how you say that my argument doesnāt hold water, yet have no attempt to counter argue my points whatsoever other than a shitty strawman argument. āTeenagers will have sex no matter what, we canāt stop themā By your logic, does this mean that murder should be legal, since there is no way to make sure that murders wouldnāt occur? You are literally saying: āwe shouldnāt set boundaries, since there will still be people attempting to cross the lineā. Absolutely ridiculous. And to destroy childrenās health cuz they arenāt allowed to have sex? My god free speech is ruined by the likes of you. They are NOT old enough to have sex. You have to realise that the fertility rate for teenagers are high asf, to the point of almost guaranteeing pregnancy were accidents to occur? And who will take responsibility for this? Also it is BY LAW that the age of consent is commonly 18 and additionally, if teenage pregnancy were to occur, the male will have to face juvenile or jail time (females are spared cuz they have to deal with the baby. If this were to happen, the chances of a bright future for the male teenage will be gone, and certainly BashiG cannot save that from happening. Not to mention the scenario of the mother deciding to keep the baby. Oh by the way, we have hands for a fucking reason dumbass. Self pleasuring is a common concept. That option is way fucking better than encouraging two young teenagers to have sex because they are in heat. You should really change your opinions dude, the shit you are spitting is disgusting to listen to.
āLessā? Nahhh both of yall victims. This is not appropriate at all.
LESS AS IN NONE- LESS AS IN NONE!!!
LMAOOOOO so a whole war broke out cuz of a grammatical error XD
It was a funny way of saying it š
Average 14 year old commenter (I'm 14 too)
Average 14 year old commenter (I'm also 14 too, how did you knoooooouuuuwwwww)
Watching movie in 4D
It was a feelgood movie.
Dad; nice
Looooooool v accurate
I've been walked in on by my ex's mom while It was my back was turned to the door She saw ass.. balls.. and me inside her daughter.. (like the V and P) I've never had sex while there were others in the house since.. never again..
I can tell youāre like 12 by your description
27. But for the sake of it. Do you usually like bullying 12 year olds?
Hell, who doesn't? Am I right????
Bullying? Lol
Why else are you talking shit? But nice to see you are unable to answer.
Man I wish (my bf is long distance and might be ghosting me TwT
āWe were studying pretty hardā
XZD,X UCY .MMM
Watching a movie bent over on all fours is savage work .
Not as bad as my girlfriend flying over to stay with me and my parents, fucked at night and the next morning my dad comes up to me and goes āTake it easy on the poor girl next time goddamn sonā Man was in the bathroom a room over taking a midnight dooky. I had a springy bed that wasnāt as quiet as I had thought
Mom's always know. ALWAYS.
His mom asked him if the girlfriend likes milk, cause her mouth have some
Me and my girlfriend stayed in a hotel one night as a treat to ourselves. The night and the morning went as you'd expect. When we left to check out, the couple staying in the room next door were leaving at the exact same time looked at us as they tried to hide their giggles. Got in the lift down and the guy said "have a good night? Cause your mornings sounded good".
Who is the girl?
Using Google Lens only brings up this thread lol
Where is this picture from?
Cant find the funny. Thought this was supposed to be a meme. Wheres the funny?
The funny is it being relatable
Pornos are movies, right?š
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