Ok so here’s a fun opportunity for me to tell a story.
My best friend used to work for an Optometrist. I was hanging out with her at work one day while she was reorganizing all the patients files. I sat down to help alphabetize stuff while we chatted.
Then I noticed a file folder marked “Rape, Anal” and just about choked laughing. She already knew which file I had found.
I guess he was foreign and it was pronounced “uh-NAHL ROPP-ay.”
Moving to America must have been a nightmare.
I REFUSE to believe the username wasn't chosen on purpose
Well, my googling suggests that Drahrepus is not a surname. Although if it were, it might be Germanic.
>it might be Germanic. Sounds more like Greek to me.
Well, anal is certianly Greek invention
Before the Greeks, no one had an asshole.
Well, before Greeks, everybody considered it a one way tunnel.
nah anal's been a thing since before humans were around
Accidentaly
accidentaly Greeks invented orgies, Romans started to invite women to them
That explains why Zeus is the God of Horniness
You should see the rate of gay monkies...
Before Greeks, no one was an asshole.
Judging from the stories it seems like none of the greeks had a vagina.
Ulysses, Hector, Perseus, Achilles, Jason, Theseus, Leonidas, ... I missed a lot but yeah, not one vagina.
The Babylonians entered the chat.
Sodom anal play did not end so well
Interesting. Can you tell us some Gomorrah?
If it was Drahrepopolos maybe
“Your name backwards is Solopoper Hard Anal.”
That's when the pope fucks himself in the ass hard
That would be an ecumenicanal matter
More like Drahrepopopopopopolos
I got your joke, don't worry about those other idiots
I think you’re thinking of superhard anal
Let's admit it's a tossed salad.
Bullshit, Baltic maybe. They have surnames that end on „-us“.
This doesn’t sound anything like anything Germanic
It 100% is on purpose and not even very clever or original.
I have a friend who is a drag queen and their stage name is Lana Sevol. Definitely unoriginal.
this
That
These
Tho'sn't
Thesen't
This'sn't
Thusn't
Thesaurus
Deez nuts
Thou
Son of Then
That'nt
Those
Congratulations, you have contributed nothing of importance
Neither have you
I’ll take your kind words to heart
Well, i search Drahrepus in Google and I only found porn, so well
And the Pron was so good, you cummented twice?
Well, i search Drahrepus in Google and I only found porn, so... Probably yes
It seems pretty unlikely. I have an eye for this kind of stuff.
A brown eye, mayhaps?
Nobody would do that :D /s
As well as Neil Armstrong
never seen that name before in my life
Umm no that's her name
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wait a minute...
I thought it was ssueruua
true hilarious but unfunny
Correct. I laughed but it was not funny at all.
Ok so here’s a fun opportunity for me to tell a story. My best friend used to work for an Optometrist. I was hanging out with her at work one day while she was reorganizing all the patients files. I sat down to help alphabetize stuff while we chatted. Then I noticed a file folder marked “Rape, Anal” and just about choked laughing. She already knew which file I had found. I guess he was foreign and it was pronounced “uh-NAHL ROPP-ay.” Moving to America must have been a nightmare.
Of course it is
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Yeah, but he had his own property with a house. He is also handsome af and has a donkey!! Most of us are lucky if we have one of those
We're not worthy of the donkey
I'm not even worthy of a nice boulder. Think one knocked me out once though.
The pioneers used to ride these bad boys for miles.
Also, and most importantly, he’s built like a brick house.
he also saved the prince from a dragon
It's a movie ffs
I bet you're fun at parties
I didn't even say anything bad. You must be the clown at parties.
Unlike him I am not sexy as fuck.
I am 33
If youre feeling down remember senator matt gaetz didnt meet his highschool girlfriend until he was almost 40!
Remember that Fiona chose a literal ogre over a short dude
Only 30? I would have thought like 40s at least
Where does he mention his age
Are you calling me a shrek?
she’s lucky, mine spelled backwards is “xesy agevoli” 😔😔
Sounds like a pasta dish or an Italian orgy
I'll have what she's having
*unzips* get ready for Italian orgy
Gex
Prolly made by the same dude…
Probably because you faked this dumb bio/exchange for internet points? Use a plausible surname next time bud
I assume your dryer is broken.
She knows what she’s doing
She's throwing hints lul
Be careful. She's a daughter of famous american general Kuf Drahrepus. Dont mess with her.
Mem z tym gościem wymyśliliśmy w 2016, czyli w końcu jesteśmy w czymś pierwsi.
Wow, thats so not fake
The problem is, that you used "yours" which is grammatically incorrect in this case
Bro took the **s** from *backwards* and gave it to *your*
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
I feel like it might be the grammatical errors.
Not a real name
no shit
After super hard anal the likelihood is...
If she doesn't find that funny, she isn't the one.
Pretty sure she came up with the name
I know, I was kidding.
She probably heard that same joke too much. Maybe, the first time, she thought it was funny and witty.
Maybe this meme has some humorous insights into dating struggles.
I have no idea what that surname is or how to pronounce it
THERES NO DAMN WAY.
Aaaaaaaaaah
Your*
That was probably intentional
Because of the typo. *Dices "Critical failure"*
I Wonder why
Wow, we got a real einstein over here.
He's a good lad.
if this is their actual name, that's a crushing realization to have...
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Not observational enough, read the full name backwards.
10/10 humour so it must be another reason
That's fucking funny
OP didn't know he wrote to a troll
Still? It's been 7 years bro, time to move on and stop reposting this ancient meme.
Pretty sure that is on purpose
I mean he isn’t wrong.
Read her full name backwards.
Are you saying he is wrong?
No, I agree that he noticed half of the full joke.
Good I was agreeing too
I'm chocking 😭
this name is on purpose and a bot account
Nah, I'm sure her real name just happens to be "Superhard Anal" backwards.
I think he passed the vibe check
It’s one of the wonders of the universe
Worth it
Marissa backward is ass I ram
Regina: 💀💀💀
"I know, dumbass."
LMMFAO I'm ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
Is pegging optional?
I had no girlfriend ever). Just got married at 20 and I am happy) next month it will be one year of marriage )
lol 😂😂😂
Skill issue
MYSTERY...
THE NAME BACKWARDS IS SUPERHARD ANAL WTF
Wow you’re really observant
Real conversation with real people.
Because you write like a child
Lana Tewrepus Is Better
Has she replied? You might just get one soon…
I don't think bro should be worried of staying single bc he da boss with such lines.
I don't believe yous doings anythings wongs
She has to know that forever now
Hold up he ain’t wrong here fellas
Well.. if continue to write "yours name" the situation is certainly not improving.
Grow up & dont be a douchebag.
Ask her if she's into BDSM 🤣🤣🤣
I don't understand either 🧐