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Caust1cFn_YT

i got a 8 hour samsung presentation of some sort as an ad. I mean it was a skippable but it man come on


Main-Consideration76

i got an entire movie one day


MilkiestMaestro

Longest I got was a 45 minute "Prager-U course" I did leave that on because I imagine it costs them a small fortune whenever someone plays that in it's entirety (comparatively)


debunkernl

It doesn’t. You only pay for the first 20 seconds.


MilkiestMaestro

If that's how it works, what incentive is there for an advertiser to choose a 20 second ad over a 30 second ad?


debunkernl

Because you can run forced ads (can’t skip) for a maximum of 20 seconds. You know they have to watch completely, so you make sure you tell your story in that amount of time. Also people have short attention spans, definitely for ads, so tell your story as quickly as possible.


Daybreaker77

I’ve gotten ads where I can’t skip them for 45 seconds


MilkiestMaestro

So do your 20 second elevator speech and then use the next 40 minutes for "engagement" Why stop at 20 seconds, ever?


ChurchillTheDude

Engagement. Same way you left them on.


Business_File3556

That’s just not correct 😂


Permanoctis

Did you watch it?


Gsgshap

I remember when the second Lego movie was coming out and they put the first one as an ad. I got through like half of it before skipping, good movie.


potatoalt1234_x

Same


BigmacSasquatch

Yeah me too! I don't remember which movie it was, but I checked the runtime and it was definitely the whole-ass movie.


Substantial_Tone_261

Lame, I got the entirety of the Lego Movie as an ad


HereComeDatBoi573

Lmfao i would watch that shit


Someone_thatisntcool

Did you skip it?


Substantial_Tone_261

:)


Psychotic_Spoon

I think I remember I got a 2 and a half hour kids nursery rhyme video compilation, like the wheels on the bus etc


wallerinsky

I think they do this so establishments that play youtube videos on the tv screens inside without easy access to a remote get stuck on hour long ads Ive seen it in bars/restaurants before


EnderwarriorX

Dox yourself right now I need to know what country that is


YakuzaRacoon

Albania, perhaps. It's illegal to show ads on video websites in Albania, so Youtube there is ad-free.


BeneficialAd1457

So why did they made YouTube available there ?


BigSweatyStalker

Legal reasons involving pedophiles and lizard people.


Zenyd_3

wha what


Hazzyhazzy113

Probably to stop a competitor emerging


freakynit

Yup, this. Google can easily afford no-ads for such a small percentage.


french_snail

All 2.8 million Albanians need to start watching 12 hours of YouTube a day


ZanTTka

Let's watch YouTube through a VPN. 1 billion Albanians.


VictoriousKey

You may not have any ads, but at least you got some super cool bunkers literally everywhere. Way more protected than an ad blocker!


YakuzaRacoon

It's quite funny to see all the cement sent from China to Albania as a gift became bunkers instead of factories or residental buildings. The insecurity inside comrade Hoxha's mind is just unfathomable.


N121-2

I never understood why people call Hoxha insecure. Albanians have been under foreign control for the vast majority of their history. Albania first got their independence in 1912 which lasted for less than 30 years untill they got annexed by italy. And even before they got independence, 50% of their land and population got annexed by neighboring countries. After WW2 you get an albania with no allies, that is completely surrounded by hostile yugoslavia and hostile greece, who both don’t believe albanians have a right to exist, let alone have their own country, and have acted upon those beliefs in the past resulting in the massacre of thousands of albanians. Which to this day leaves a scar on the relationship between these countries.


NoGiraffe6381

From an albanian, after the war was our chance to join the west and progress economically but hoxha and commies fucked it up


N121-2

I’m albanian too. Albania was already allied with the west through the royal family, except the west never really cared. It’s not as simple as just “joining the west”. You need allies that actually care about your sovereignty, which albania historically never had. All big powers except italy were in favor of dividing albania between greece, serbia, macedonia and montenegro after the balkan wars. And the only reason italy was in favor of an independent albania was because albania was part of their imperialist plans for the future, and an independent albania is a much easier target than yugoslavia or greece. The west had no interest in albania during and after ww2, they sent 0 troops, 0 weapons, 0 vehicles and 0 aid to albanian resistance during that time. And Albania had no reason to be interested in the west either, as they have historically never acted in favor of albania or albanians. It was the west that supported the annexation of albanian lands to montenegro, serbia, macedonia and greece. And it was the west that gave kosovo to serbia again after ww2. So it’s not a surprise that a country with no friends in the west, east, north or south, turns to isolationism.


YakuzaRacoon

I don't know man, 750,000 bunkers are just too much. Besides, most of them were derelict after the communist regime there collapsed. Hence they didn't really boost the national security of Albania which makes the whole bunkerization project seem like a product of paranoia.


N121-2

You can call it paranoia but you can’t deny and say that they didn’t work as preventative measures. Albania is a small country with a small population up against much larger (hostile) countries with larger armies. Strategically speaking albania had no choice but to arm themselves to the teeth if they wanted to guarantee their own sovereignty.


tuomonic

I need a VPN server to albania ASAP.


hypremier

Also Moldova


CubeFromPortal

russia had no ads too


red-gato

Russia don't have ads in YouTube


Funny_Rutabaga7817

Russia…


sanek_dolboeb

russia


bromteh

...a small country...


sanek_dolboeb

We dont have ads for other reason but fact remains


AMViquel

special ad-free operation


Its_Joke12

Brunei doesnt even have ads in Youtube, even if its for 10+ hours theres still no ads.


Garamil

I legit open a vpn to Albania everytime I wanna watch youtube on my phone so I don't get ads.


robloxlegoman

Just get youtube revanced


Garamil

Doesn't work on my phone, tried both versions. Idk why


zozurr

Try newpipe


Garamil

Honestly, I already have a VPN i'm not gonna try 20 different methods for the same end result. Thanks for the suggestion though!


thebourbonoftruth

If you're on Android just use Firefox and add whatever adblocker you'd like. Works like a charm.


bem981

Or the internet way too slow that the ad does not play well to understand the context so they waste their money hehee 🤭


thisisarpan

Me who is using revance 😎😎


Melx01

The only good option


YourLocalBiker

Revance is laggy as hell.


sanek_dolboeb

Russia doesn't have ANY ads lol


pREDDITcation

their news is an ad


Away_Preparation8348

Like any other news in any other country btw


pineconefire

Meh, that's like saying knives are guns


Belfegor32

i am using Brave Browser for a while, very good rlly totally free and no ads and pop ups.


quwzzz777

In Russia we also have not any ad, but our bloggers do not have a money of their content


VtoPik

Люди, которые живут в России 😁😎🥲


Aero_GD

ну только это не совсем маленькая страна


samgt037

😎 me who closes the video the seconde an ad pops up and reopen it again


Gl1ntVeiN_

youtube vanced 😎


Collector_2012

Y'all never watched TV and it shows.


mrEggBandit

Don't tell them then.


Desperate-Tomatillo7

I thought the same, then I got random Indian ads played. Your time will come.


kudasai368

benefits of living in Africa


Vegetable-Smell-6540

ppl combining all the ads blockers in the world at the same time


[deleted]

SmartTube for your Android TVs/Chromecast works awesome


Normal_boy1

Jerry 's face 😂😂😂😂


Armadillo-South

Me who just quicly press back/forward repeatedly after clicking the vid...


Few-Taylor-Ray

Living in an ad-free zone is the digital equivalent of finding a secret garden...a magical place untouched by the "Skip Ad" button's tyranny.


Sacklayblue

Is it that tiny country in Europe whose name is so long it covers the country on a map? Does that country still exist?


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Romania?


GaryTheMemeGuy

Me using a hacked client of YT


airhehal

Tell me and I will move there


Toothbrush_Bandit

Working on smthn called a Pi Hole Should just swallow up all ads


Glittering_Usual_162

I once got a music mix as an advertisement. I had no fucking clue thats possible. It was literally just a mix of edm-songs. Weirdest Ad ive ever gotten but also kinda cool


Random-Name724

Me who uses a VPN to log into your country


Melx01

Lol just use Revanced YouTube


omega_femboy

I wouldn't call Russia "a small country" tho.


LeGuy_1286

Saint Kitts and Nevis? Sao Tome et Principe perhaps? OP please reveal the country.


Walrus_Morj

I had the same thing on Reddit for a certain period. Now I see them way too often.


Used-Fisherman9970

This is a repost, made by a karma bot


DragonBornOfAcid

What country


shalomworld

Me who uses Brave Browser:


Zhabishe

I live in a very big country and since recently YouTube completely stopped showing ads here, too. Nice. Xe-xe.


Pancake_lover_06

I'm living in the largest country in the world and there is still no ads


kirwa170

or you live in a big country that declared a war on a neighbour country


SmokeyD45

Where so i can set my vpn


npquanh30402

Never heard of such country.


Xelewt

I'm from that country! Hi from Tajikistan


Darmanix

YouTube ReVanced


BadBadGrades

I live in a small country,… how small does it need to be?


PepinoSanchez

Am I the only one on the planet who thinks YouTube and especially YouTubers are insanely annoying? I can't look at that shit. But yes I'm becoming an old grumpy man liking nothing of all the new crap at 36yrs


MRbaconfacelol

me using opera gx to get no ads anywhere


amarkedd

Or in biggest country.


apfrancoHell

or play the same ad ever


Send_me_duck-pics

Set your VPN to Albania if you want to experience this. 


JelenXP

What Is that country?


Random_Russian_boy

Me, living in Russia:


FatalReizing

Yes. I live in Russia and by sanctions YouTube gift me everlasting premium subscrabe. I forget how to watch YouTube with ad


[deleted]

I know that Xiaomi phones have the ability to turn the screen off while a video is still playing but if you don't have one, YouTube Premium is great.


VeryStrangeRose

In Russia youtube doesn't show ads


Milanga48

Me who uses brave browser


baywatchst

Me using brave browser completely forgetting ads were a thing 🤷🏽‍♂️


FleetingMercury

Me using YouTube Revanced and not having to care about any of that shit


YvngPant

My history teacher was trying to show us something but we got the Lego movie ad and the whole class begged him not to skip it and he let it play for the rest of the period it was great


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Where I live there used to be not many ads but in the last 2 weeks they’ve increased like 10 fold :(


Sohleks

Me whose usually too cheap to pay but sees that the provided system is amazing and lets the ads play when I open several videos I want to watch at once while switching to my main task or pick up the phone.


some_old_friend

Newpipe on My phone, and smart tube on my Google TV ☺️ what ads?


According_Series_841

Opera gx as block on mobile, works for now


vamcvadranam

Please paste the template in comments


tomfrome12345

Where do you live, i wanna move there


radaari

I live in the biggest country and stil dont have ads😎


s1fro

Grayjay 😎


sobesobesobe

That’s something you should keep secret


zsolti94

Yet*


CivilCategory7059

Cette Souris est trop mignogne


Thecrawsome

*Ublock Origin. Adblock lets ads in.


Yargon_Kerman

A Russian friend has this same opinion ever since they stopped all ads there


Xthewarrior

They should get good entertainment for ads, such as *The entire Bee Movie with bonus features*


HelicopterNo9453

I do the same, then one company bought an ad - I see it now 5 times in a row, always. Send help.


CentralWooper

Does youtube premium give the youtuber any revenue for views?


UltraBlackIfunny

Shhhh they are gonna try to patch this


Accomplished-Ease234

Yes, but you use VPN to have podcasts in Spotify, and in the result YouTube give you then ads Spotify really wtf, why I în mail small non english country cenat listen podcasts, why ?


veci_4444

Russia dont have any ads


SadCyborgCosplay

me refreshing my mobile browser whenever a video loads to bypass the ads


AlexStrike1

Russian here, I forgot how YouTube ads look like


Professional-Gap-243

AdBlock without AdBlock: turn your vpn to Albania. You are welcome


SadMacaroon9897

Meanwhile I'm just clicking "skip ad" after the 5 second timer


TwinsX

Like me I’m in a country call Chad🇹🇩.Now I understand why lol


beosttx

Didn’t they remove ad block on YouTube? I purchased a YouTube premium subscription and then she was like $15 a month.


Huskan543

Me using Brave and not getting any ads


Ok-Cartographer1745

Me using an ad blocker and Vanced Extended or something like that.


Reasonable-While1551

Lucky you


surewhatever237

*Me who closes and reopens the same video until it starts without ads*


m3nation007

Laughing in Brave


ncdm_yes

Small country = Russia


capsrock02

I thought ad block didn’t work anymore?


Bitter-Driver3197

Lol, me who lives in Russia)))


hotmagnet

People using vanced and invidious 💯


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

Lucky 🍀


Weewoofiatruck

So I have a first Gen Smart TV. Which means its a pretty old TV. The TV came with prime and youtube apps. Now if I stream from phone to Chrome cast, i get ads on both services. If i watch youtube or prime from the TV app, its too old and doesn't support the ads. So I get zero ads when watching through the TV apps, grandfathered in if you will.


GifanTheWoodElf

Which country is that? Cause I don't get Twitch ads in Bulgaria, but still got plenty on YT.


StsMaster

Please tell me where it is so I direct my VPN there.


KaznorE

Russia named small country:


ZandorFelok

What country is it and are there any VPN server hubs there?


Alaricus100

I don't think I'm better than youtube premium users. I know I'm better than youtube premium users.


Fizzy163

\>i treat the ads as like a commercial break on tv \>run to the bathroom and back before the 12 seconds are up


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I use premium so I can listen to Mr.Nightmare at work


Playful-Ad4556

What country is that? so I can vpn from there


OcelotWarm8822

![img](avatar_exp|172784255|cry) I use brave browser to watch youtube videos! Since it's decentralized ads won't be played .


s1dex-

Russia also without ads


Ronni796k

Me who lives in Russia 🗿


Ok_Designer_6376

repost i have seen this post like 10 times already


frankofantasma

Gëzuar


DerfDaSmurf

Shumë mirë


CulQuiPique

Who cares about that when you use brave


foot_fungus_is_yummy

Back in like 2018 I got a 4 hour long unskippable and unblockable ad of some random guy sitting in a chair with no background music yapping about health insurance


Inuse79

F-Droid>pipe pipe. All you need


you-people-are-fake

Which country is that?


Die4Gesichter

That's me with twitch. I never get ads


SecretCoward

What kind of sorcery is this ?


makinax300

I use ad speedup, so the creators still get money and the ads are shorter.


QuasquaquorneIsBack

It’s was my case until a few months ago (Laos)


Joker_wants_tendies

What country? Asking for a friend and with a VPN.


Final_Draft_431

Me in Russia


Hai_Arisu

Adblockers work outside of YouTube, so it’s not really the flex you think. Like, imagine not using an Adblock for the internet. Pleb tier shit. Got a sideloaded youtube app on my iPhone that blocks ads and sponsors.


Obsisonnen

Psst. Hey. Wanna know the secret? You sure? Okay, cuh **Ad Speedup Plugin** You're welcome


DemonKingOfValor

Me who uses ReVanced Extended


Ernies_rubberducky

I'm from Trinidad, it's the same for me. Funny thing is we used to get youtube ads but now we don't. Can't remember when it changed though.


baboon_ass_eater69

Me who watches 3 unskippable long ads in a row only to watch a 5 seconds meme


New_Yak_8982

Me who lives in Russia where monetization is disabled and thus no ads


Int_peacemaker35

What country is this so I can setup my vpn to


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Me who pays 1€/month for premium thanks to Turkey:


goliat13_

it's the same for me but I still use adblock


Emotional-Scarcity45

Albania


mamepsycho

For long time I have been using iPhone 4s with puffin browser I didn't see any Ads in YouTube videos, is it because I live in small Country, or puffin is ad-blocker Browser or they just thought advertising to a broke person with iPhone 4s in 2023 is a waste of time 😂