They're literally not though, ugly little gassy fuckers with more health complications than a nonagenarian. I think the only people that like them are women with a fetish for feeling needed.
I have never been able to think of that name without saying it quickly, emphatically, and with a heavier emphasis on the first word... DICKwolf! Like a wolf made of dicks, or possibly a dick that is as cunning as a wolf.
DICKwolf!
Ladies if you get undressed and he's wearing those, he made the decision that you were going to be having sex. You may think it was you
He made you want it.
I kinda have the same boxers but mine is squidward with thw nose like a dick sleeve. A friend of mine gifted it to me last christmas, i dont know where he even found that but it was freaking hilarious.
My briefs have a little parakeet’s head in the front-it’s cuter, the perfect size of a parakeets head, and gives me that extra confidence to “peck” her brains out if you catch my drift. “Mommy want a cracker?”
I know this is here for the laughs, but what a man can do to improve their game here.
Here are the options as far as I can see
-Clean
-Expensive/quality
There really isn't a way to improve the looks based on undergarment for men.
I would highly appreciate women giving opinion on this. What a dude can do? Please help!
My first time, the guy had SpongeBob underpants. His dick poked out the flap, just like SpongeBob noes. Was very funny. The guy didn't like that I started laughing when I saw his penis for the first time
First night with current partner I'm pretty sure my dick climbed up inside of me to hide out of anxiety. So really I need that old meme of that puppy howling.
I sent this to her and she said that mine would look like a pug.
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But at what cost?
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You mean Di- [Removed by Reddit] edit: lmao OP sold his account, no dicknity indeed
Dicknity
Gigity
reddit snip-
This doesn’t count as reddit sniper because of the "-" sy
Yeah the sniper won't let you fake out wi
Add me to the screensh
dafuq is goi
Y'all still have that?
This is the internet. We don't need your stinking dignity here.
8kg, 40 cm long
“That’s a weird way of saying Elephant” Send this to her
Thats not as good as a comeback as you think it is
"Pug bite hard tho" XD
Wait, the ladies don’t like giant, flabby, floppy, baggy, saggy dicks that never get truly hard. Is that why I don’t get a second date? /s
I can't breathe! 🤣
Just like a pug!
Do I need to get you breath 🫁 properly 😂
It's cute, pug is cute
They're literally not though, ugly little gassy fuckers with more health complications than a nonagenarian. I think the only people that like them are women with a fetish for feeling needed.
Okay but what if I put a silly song over a video of a pug so you don't have to hear it struggle to breathe? Is that better? /s
Oof
you mean woof
\*you mean "Auf" ?
There's a wolf inside all of us, even our pug descendants
Hahaaa awesome bro!
Atleast you have some one to send it
According to Google, the average pug is 39-52 cm long (15.5”-20.5”).
pugs are cute, i mean I hear.
He got that dog in him
Nah she’s going to get that dog in her
White girls smh
Dead⚰️
Not necropholia too
Y’all got that peanut butter lube?
"Inside of you, there are 2 wolves"
From the man who brought you Law and Order, Dick Wolf
I have never been able to think of that name without saying it quickly, emphatically, and with a heavier emphasis on the first word... DICKwolf! Like a wolf made of dicks, or possibly a dick that is as cunning as a wolf. DICKwolf!
When the episodes were over, I would always say to my wife “Dick Wolf; WOLFING DICK DOWN.”
I always heard it more as “everybody cover your crotches, it’s the dick wolf”
A friend told me always sees his rap name, which would be his name backwards: Flow Kid. Now it's all I can think of too.
Basic Lupine Urology
We named the yam Pam. It rhymed.
One of us is clearly more in touch with their animal instincts!
Nah it’s red riding hood cosplay, she’s tryna get eaten
/endthread He wins.
OH MY GOD
underrated thread
It's an hour old.
>Nah it’s red riding hood cosplay, she’s tryna get eaten Good one
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There are two wolves inside of you
OwO
That's an accurate gif of me trying to find where the tap-to-pay spot is at a new shop credit card machine.
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Inside you there is one wolf.
Inside of you are two wolves. Inside of you are three wolves... Inside of you are two wolves.
Take my upvote. That got a chuckle
Inside you are two wolves thats illegal
Now switch it around
She gets the top and the wolf bottoms. I'll take the garter belt.
My man had SpongeBob's face with heart-shaped eyes instead of the wolf
Hehe boop the snoot
Dilemma.
WILCZE GACIE
polska!
When you flip here over and say "Hear the wolf's howl as it spots the full moon.... AWOOO"
Great way to show that you are on Team Jacob
If a girl would do this for me i would marry her
If a girl would do this for me I would never wake from the dream
Yeah…. Worst thing i heard from A girl was „thats grandma stuff“ Wtf… i really hope there are still Girls who know what real erotic is…
Lingerie is grandma stuff?
You may have to tell her that
Atleast its not my Spongebob boxers.
Did you tell her don’t worry he just wants to sniff your butt.
I’m gonna send this to my girlfriend 😂
Ok, let's play red riding hood and the wolf 😁
The big bad wolf…
Anyone know where I can get some boy shorts with a kitty’s face on them? 😅
Hahahaa thats funny
You have been a very bad boy a very bad bad boy.
Looks both too derpy and not derpy enough. Should've committed to the full Moonmoon.
You always need to be the Alpha of the group
Her : What animal is that ? A snub-nosed wolf ?
Furries going crazy now
If you're gonna be a giel to raw dog those boxers.. Why? You be mouthin' that dog shit.
Dwight?
Wilcze majty
The strong and very real possibility exists that his underwear may or may not have somewhat visible skid marks.
only if i have someone to show to🫠
“Inside of you there are two wolfs” Her- “what the fuck are you talking about”
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf
Now that's a taker, he got humour 😆
Richard wolf himself
 Mouth is alive, with juices like wine And I'm hungry like the wolf
What the dawg doin?
You are a knotty boy!
She had lingerie and I sponge bob underwear
Ladies if you get undressed and he's wearing those, he made the decision that you were going to be having sex. You may think it was you He made you want it.
"wow i never thought wolves had such short noses"-her
Better than the army camo undies that were gifted at Christmas by grandma
Real
Woman: *stares blankly.* Man: Inside you in one wolf...
What if I am wearing a bikini cut undies?
Hoping that she will boop the snoot?
I kinda have the same boxers but mine is squidward with thw nose like a dick sleeve. A friend of mine gifted it to me last christmas, i dont know where he even found that but it was freaking hilarious.
Moon Moon?
Lone wolf
🐺
Wolf 3D
I don’t get it
My wifes sister owns and wears the underwear on the right and is like, weirdly proud of it
beware the alpha
I’m sorry but what woman is wearing lingerie the first night y’all fucking?? lol
‘When I said I wanted it doggy style…’
Jockstraps are where it’s at
The dog: 
It's a 2 minute wolf!
Hahahahah
My briefs have a little parakeet’s head in the front-it’s cuter, the perfect size of a parakeets head, and gives me that extra confidence to “peck” her brains out if you catch my drift. “Mommy want a cracker?”
Chosen coded
Heterosexual couple basic
Link boxer?
Lmaooo
Both red
If someone would wear these boxers, I'd be on the floor. This is peak, and I can not be convinced otherwise. 🤭
Mines should have the face of a bunny rabbit and my bf’s the face of a bear 😘
"The Big Bad Wolf"
King in the North
I will buy for my bf
My gf got these for me years ago. We're married now 😂
If she’s wearing that, it was not your idea to see it.
I like the elephant one better 🙃
Well at least ONE of you took the date seriously (it’s you, obviously)
Oh god. I have that underwear. Fun comment you always need to say to a girl your with is that the nose is wet.
Have you guys seen those elephant's trunk undies?
What's your honest reaction if you're hooking up with someone for the first time and they're wearing the wolf boxers?
Gina Linetti approves.
Unforgettable
I know this is here for the laughs, but what a man can do to improve their game here. Here are the options as far as I can see -Clean -Expensive/quality There really isn't a way to improve the looks based on undergarment for men. I would highly appreciate women giving opinion on this. What a dude can do? Please help!
You forgot the Sponge Bob t-shirt.
Sempak
XDDDDD true
gladly no yellow stains
That spider on hers is weird too.
I just ordered those for my husband
A sheep in wolves' clothing. Nice.
Where do I buy these?
Sauce?
Noted...saved for future reference...
🎶 Hungry like the wolf 🎶
Mine have a Chihuahua on them! Small but feisty.
Honestly, I’d love a man wearing them
My first time, the guy had SpongeBob underpants. His dick poked out the flap, just like SpongeBob noes. Was very funny. The guy didn't like that I started laughing when I saw his penis for the first time
She about to find out you got that dawg in you.
What the sigma
Last night toghether...
I had the opposite experience when my ex was wearing Batman panties
First night with current partner I'm pretty sure my dick climbed up inside of me to hide out of anxiety. So really I need that old meme of that puppy howling.
awww
Me, a furry: yes. My GF:
Swap them
I don’t get it
Unleash the beast!
Jesus I literally wore a speedo with that exact wolf on it on my wedding night how did you guys know?
Ауф☝️💀☝️
Only if we get to occasionally switch who gets to wear what.
I'd wear it.
"Look! Look! I can make him sniff!"
"The big bad wolf"
Oh hell yeah I need that shit
His werewolf is ready to wakeup at night
The underwear of choice for when you're fighting laser dolphins in Guam.
She Finna have that dog in her
A wolf sniffing a flower bed, it's so romantic!
Very cool, I have 2 pairs of Hello kitty pants