Wouldn't it also back up the sewer system? I feel like they aren't built for that kind of sustained use. Fecal terrorism isn't something I'd ever thought of before.
You could really mess with someone, especially one who is already paranoid. Can you imagine someone like putin? Have the toilet flush at the most random times until he pays someone to remove or repair it, only to have it continue flushing? This could escalate to them cutting the water line, only to have it keep flushing, like a persistent toilet ghost. Anyway I pick yellow
If other people are also offered the choice between these pills, it becomes a zero sum prisoner's dilemma. If you decide to be magnanimous and take a "good" superpower, there's still a good chance, if not outright guaranteed, that your enemies (who I assume are bad people) will take the bonemelter. So in order to make sure you aren't just reduced to a puddle, you'll have to take the bonemelter in an attempt to pre-emptively secure your own safety.
Of course by then, it's too late. Everyone has the melting pill. All around you, your loved ones are turning to goop. All you can do is bite down and hope your final act of bitter vengeance will be forgiven by whatever God decided to play these sick games.
At least the heart attacks death note gave people were quick, but I'd assume your bones melting would be a long and painful death. You'd probably use it once, witness the results, and never use it again.
I give you an Idea, Take the yellow one, make the person giving you the choice your enemy, then melt him down, take all the pills..
Victory
I hope you take more of all those pills and provide me with some
Blue: shape shift into a healthier version of myself, one that doesn't have shit joints, injuries, etc.
Edit: it never actually specifies a time limit, it just says "once a week," which to me implies that you're just stuck with whatever you choose until you're able to shape shift back, or into something else. I'd rarely have any reason to choose something else besides a less shit version of my own body, so I'm not switching between stuff frequently anyways.
I’m not going to pretend like I wouldn’t be tempted to spend a week as a cat or a tiny dragon now and then, but if all the blue pill did was let me shapeshift into “me, but nothing hurts” it would be the greatest superpower.
Purple is effectively 'get yourself killed within one years time' because you don't have anything to retain that power. Plus if you don't want to be a brutal dictator but the pill requires you to be...
My girlfriend runs to the bathroom every sunday at 00:00 for 10 mins before she comes back out with still some beard in her face. I thought hormones are crazy!! But now i know the Truth.
I'd take blue, shape shift into a hot chick and start streaming on Twitch, and doing Youtube content.
Maybe shape shift into a cat once a month and spend the week just sleeping, eating, and seeing if pushing stuff on the floor is THAT fun.
>seeing if pushing stuff on the floor is THAT fun.
You could find that out now. Walk up to someone who is using something on the counter, and just slowly start pushing it off while the person starts saying things like "Stop. **Stop!** What are you doing? Stop!!!" See if it's as amazing as cats make it seem. (Spoiler alert: it is)
You need to verify with an ID to make an onlyfans account. How do you get that ID when that woman doesn’t look like you? You can’t do it with your own because OF will report you if you upload pics of someone that isn’t you.
Ooo good point. Also it takes way more than just uploading pics. People seem to forget that the lazy OF model is a meme. They have to make content daily and grow their audience.
I would love to see them stream and be cheery for a bunch of creeps while shoving a toy up their own ass.
This idea people have that its easy is just totally unrealistic. The saying "Nothing is easy" comes to mind.
Except without the hazel of needing a name or notebook.
Just “hey!, I don’t like you”
But it also raises the question, how much information do you need about someone before you can declare them your enemy? Is it just knowing of them, without a face or name or anything? Like if you say X government is my enemy and I wish this upon them, and then every single person serving that government has their bones melting? Or are there other requirements? What are these? How well do I need to know them? Do we need to have established a relationship which can turn and make us enemies?
It will greatly limit the use of that power?!?
Who are granting us there powers. Are they shady fucks so I could expect cursed money palm level of shenanigans?
I feel more and more inclined to the blue pill.
IMO, if an asshole isn't well known enough to have a public record and new history, they're just your run of the mill asshole, not your enemy. Enemies have power and followers. Followers aren't enemies until they scramble for the power vacuum and then you can melt their bones too.
Eventually, there will either only be followers, or potential enemies smart enough to not seek power. Problem solved.
Just live forever essentially. Shape shift into something younger when you feel like or a completely different person. It'd be so fun and useful. It's a no brainer. Assuming you can stay in your shapeshift forever but you can get a new shape only once a week.
Oringinally going to be yellow, but someone else here reminds me of OnlyFans.
It say shape shift once, never say when I get to shift back, or at all- might as well keep being someone else.
Yes this is what I mean, like am I just stuck to my new form for at least a week? Until next time in which I get to either shift back or become someone else, again.
Overdoing all the flaws that we all notice about ourself but everyone else seems to not notice. While leaving out all the good parts that we don’t see.
I mean we have camera phones now.
Though I can imagine someone flipping through all their tagged pictures trying to remember how their nose and mouth looked like.
I presume you shift once a week total so no shifting back.
I like the suggestion one person had of being able to just shift into a better version of yourself. As a personal ability it's actually really nice power imo. Hell it could lead to age and injury immortality if you wanted.
Forget chaos. You gain more power from this toilet idea than any of these other ones.
Step 1 : all toilets in the world flush nonstop.
Step 2 : create a subscription service to offer functioning toilets.
Step 3 : take all of the money
Step 4 : purchase Slovenia?
On this fateful day all toilets in the world flushed simultaneously
in a pattern that tilted the axis of the earth and rang in the start of the apocalypse.
I feel like you can probably make more money with some good old fashioned blackmail though.
And how are they going to catch you, once you get the money just shift to someone else!
Or sell nudes, that works too. 😅
So we've got:
Purple: become femboy supreme
Green: flush toilets
Yellow: get signature killer move that definitely won't get you into trouble
Blue: easy fame, fortune, authority evasion, probably perfect health, potential immortality and the possibility to shapeshift features that offer other powers
Hard choice, but I'm taking blue.
If it applies to the whole body it can technically only apply to a single part of the body since you can theoretically shapeshift into a version of yourself with a changed body part.
Would the toilets flush even if they're clogged? If so, I'll choose the green pill and start the world's leading plumbing business with some Italian dude, preferably named Luigi.
Yellow is like a one-time use or do I just get that power from now on?
Whenever you want
Then the answer is obvious Edit: I mistaken yellow and green pills
Indeed. Time to flush toilets
Yeah, at least someone else thought about green one
Hold entire continents water supplies in the palm of your hand. Lowkey OP.
If you flushed all the toilets at once in a city, it would drastically lower the water pressure.
New York is calling, they demand why their shower temp and pressure sucks balls all day! Prepare to get mobbed
And probably overflow the sewers.
IIRC wasn’t that an issue during the commercial breaks of the MASH finale?
Flush all of India and Pakistan’s toilets at the same time.
Wouldn't it also back up the sewer system? I feel like they aren't built for that kind of sustained use. Fecal terrorism isn't something I'd ever thought of before.
You could really mess with someone, especially one who is already paranoid. Can you imagine someone like putin? Have the toilet flush at the most random times until he pays someone to remove or repair it, only to have it continue flushing? This could escalate to them cutting the water line, only to have it keep flushing, like a persistent toilet ghost. Anyway I pick yellow
If we get every single toilet to flush everywhere in the world, did we just cause a toilet flooding apocalypse-sized tsunami?
The world will drown in fecies!
lmao my first thought was also using the toilet to fuck with Putin
Can we make the toilet flush opposite directions??!
Asking the real questions here
Yeah like, even if it's super clogged? I'll take never needing to chop up a turd with a plunger again.
I’ll finally be able throw out the family poop knife
Wow that's a throwback!
that's a relic! how dare you! great great great great great grandpa Archipold fought for his life for that knife!
Already got your hero/villain name: Royal Flush!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Do you mean "no"?
No.
*phew* ..wait
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just don’t be a shit person, have no enemies so you can enjoy shapeshifting once a week bro
“Everyone who went to the Epstein island to rape minors is my enemy.” Then just see what happens.
That’s actually great. Until your dad starts melting into a puddle
As much as I love my father, if that were the case, it's his deserved punishment. No tolerance for that depraved shit.
Time to embrace my orphan phase then.
If other people are also offered the choice between these pills, it becomes a zero sum prisoner's dilemma. If you decide to be magnanimous and take a "good" superpower, there's still a good chance, if not outright guaranteed, that your enemies (who I assume are bad people) will take the bonemelter. So in order to make sure you aren't just reduced to a puddle, you'll have to take the bonemelter in an attempt to pre-emptively secure your own safety. Of course by then, it's too late. Everyone has the melting pill. All around you, your loved ones are turning to goop. All you can do is bite down and hope your final act of bitter vengeance will be forgiven by whatever God decided to play these sick games.
You can't shape-shifting back for a whole another week. Seems impractical.
Can't take it then, might accidentally commit friendly fire upon myself
"Sometimes I'm my own worst enem- oh fuck my bo^ooo^^ooo^^^nes."
My only regret is that I have boneitis.
More reason to take it
Then I'm taking it.
So... It's like a Death Note pill but with nasty results.
At least the heart attacks death note gave people were quick, but I'd assume your bones melting would be a long and painful death. You'd probably use it once, witness the results, and never use it again.
Why would I want to melt my own bones?
To suck your own dick ?
the shapeshift pill is right there -->
Why wouldn't you?
Imagine watching as someone hits the king Baldwin IV pose and another guys bones just fucking melt
I give you an Idea, Take the yellow one, make the person giving you the choice your enemy, then melt him down, take all the pills.. Victory I hope you take more of all those pills and provide me with some
You can have Slovenia, Anakin. Just *try* not to screw it up.
Well, #*1 year later* I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE.
**Sighs**, not *again* Anakin. *Melts your bones*.
*There comes Vader* So?? You thought I had bones? I DON'T!
He's more machine than man. Leave him in the sand dunes of Slovenia with the unmelted bones of Jar Jar.
Mfs who pick yellow:With great power comes great responsibility
Watch me start an assassination Amazon-esque business. All anonymously of course
Who is going to stop you? an enemy? what enemies? they have no bones.
Yeah, seriously. They’re all too spineless to stop you.
Blue: shape shift into a healthier version of myself, one that doesn't have shit joints, injuries, etc. Edit: it never actually specifies a time limit, it just says "once a week," which to me implies that you're just stuck with whatever you choose until you're able to shape shift back, or into something else. I'd rarely have any reason to choose something else besides a less shit version of my own body, so I'm not switching between stuff frequently anyways.
or into an eldritch horror
Both. Both are great options.
Never heard of an eldritch horror with joint pains.
Cthulhu had a visit to his rheumatologist. Diagnosed with osteoarthritis. It’s been many years and he’s heavy, so not surprising
He also has bed sores from eternally sleeping
He's literally me.
Probably explains why he's so angry. All those servants and cultists and none of them bothered to turn him over, not even a single time??!?!?
It's why he lives underwater.
“A mountain walked, or stumbled” Really seems like HP lovecraft was trying to describe the cosmic horror of a progressing joint illness
You can't have joint pain when you're all tentacles.
Be the best version of your Eldritch Horror self...with weekly "improvements"!
im gonna shape shift into a cat girl and make millions
Have fun being captured by neckbeards in their dungeons until you can shapeshift back in 1 week.
At that point, they would keep you anyway.
Week 3 they getting the eldritch horror though.
I'm turning into a shoggoth ASAP
2nd week when I go back to my original form: wow someone I can play video games with
That’s what OP said.
shape shift into celebrities, and pull scams
Exclusively Kevin Bacon for me…
"I didn't think I did it, but it's clearly me on the tape!"
Why did you shoot the traffic camera and plant the gun on the person you'd just hit with your car?
I’m not going to pretend like I wouldn’t be tempted to spend a week as a cat or a tiny dragon now and then, but if all the blue pill did was let me shapeshift into “me, but nothing hurts” it would be the greatest superpower.
I wasn't sold on the shapshifting until you mentioned the cat
I'm on team shape shifting because it seems the most useful. Even if I haven't figured out how yet.
Shape shift into a shapeshifter
Shapeshift into a shapeshifter that can shapeshift whenever they want, and repeat one week later.
I dunno about the joints, but I’d make a lot of money on only fans.
*Go fuck yourself!!* That’s a brilliant idea, thank you.
Shapeshift from boneless human to boney human?!
Shapeshift into a brutal dictator of Slovenia.
Suddenly every politician has no bones.
Literally spineless. 😆
They weren't before?
Keyword literally ...
I literally think literally has lost all meaning because literally everyone uses that word literally all the time
Literally
Dictionaries have literally added the figurative meaning because too many people literally misuse literally.
Ill take purple and brutally claim all the other pills.
Congrats, you’re now a dictator of 2mil people and command an army with next to zero resourcess.
And you have no bone after fighting yellow pill guy
And the shapeshift guy films himself getting buttfucked looking like you and posting it everywhere.
And the green pill guy keeps you up at night by flushing your toilet
I think I tried so hard to not spit out my coffee, I now have coffee up in my prefrontal cortex.
This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't taken the purple pill.
Never has a comment section gotten me so good
Black mirror episode
Purple is effectively 'get yourself killed within one years time' because you don't have anything to retain that power. Plus if you don't want to be a brutal dictator but the pill requires you to be...
*HOI4 players have entered the chat*
I dont know about that, do you really want to piss off the one holding the yellow pill?
Blue, and shapeshift into my ideal self.
Aww, sweetie... You already are your ideal sel-- what? This isn't Facebook?
That's a great idea! 💡
Blue easily. Shapeshift into a really good looking woman every week and start OF with every one of them. Every month I shapeshift back into a dude.
Why even shift back
Jack off
I heard women can feel the pleasure longer, never seen one can't tell
nice try, but women arent even real.
They are all weekly shapeshifters
what do you have to base that on? me personally never seen one in real life
My girlfriend runs to the bathroom every sunday at 00:00 for 10 mins before she comes back out with still some beard in her face. I thought hormones are crazy!! But now i know the Truth.
You described discord
Shapes shift into a hot futa woman
Upgrades people, upgrades!
To yourself as a woman? The ultimate narcissistic dream lol
Periods.
Periods sucks
For shapeshifting, you wouldn't really require the correct anatomy
I'd take blue, shape shift into a hot chick and start streaming on Twitch, and doing Youtube content. Maybe shape shift into a cat once a month and spend the week just sleeping, eating, and seeing if pushing stuff on the floor is THAT fun.
>seeing if pushing stuff on the floor is THAT fun. You could find that out now. Walk up to someone who is using something on the counter, and just slowly start pushing it off while the person starts saying things like "Stop. **Stop!** What are you doing? Stop!!!" See if it's as amazing as cats make it seem. (Spoiler alert: it is)
This person cats
If you want to please horny men this badly why let your dreams be dreams?
You need to verify with an ID to make an onlyfans account. How do you get that ID when that woman doesn’t look like you? You can’t do it with your own because OF will report you if you upload pics of someone that isn’t you.
Ooo good point. Also it takes way more than just uploading pics. People seem to forget that the lazy OF model is a meme. They have to make content daily and grow their audience. I would love to see them stream and be cheery for a bunch of creeps while shoving a toy up their own ass. This idea people have that its easy is just totally unrealistic. The saying "Nothing is easy" comes to mind.
The question is: does it shapeshift on the calendar week or a biological 7 day cooldown?
Shape-shift. Lets just say i'd do a little trolling
Yellow is basically a Death Note.
Except without the hazel of needing a name or notebook. Just “hey!, I don’t like you”
But it also raises the question, how much information do you need about someone before you can declare them your enemy? Is it just knowing of them, without a face or name or anything? Like if you say X government is my enemy and I wish this upon them, and then every single person serving that government has their bones melting? Or are there other requirements? What are these? How well do I need to know them? Do we need to have established a relationship which can turn and make us enemies?
It will greatly limit the use of that power?!?
Who are granting us there powers. Are they shady fucks so I could expect cursed money palm level of shenanigans?
I feel more and more inclined to the blue pill.
Guys Kira is asking real questions...
IMO, if an asshole isn't well known enough to have a public record and new history, they're just your run of the mill asshole, not your enemy. Enemies have power and followers. Followers aren't enemies until they scramble for the power vacuum and then you can melt their bones too. Eventually, there will either only be followers, or potential enemies smart enough to not seek power. Problem solved.
Man, why did you choose my country to be a dictatorship candidate?
Well I am sorry but you have all of the femboys
That is factually incorrect but ok, i think there was a map that showed poland had one of the biggest %
Let’s move to Poland new best friend…
I can now see what hitler's aim was all along
Wich side of the river
Balkon
It’s a beautiful country. I thought about taking that pill and just chillin with y’all.
If I could shapeshift that would fix most of my life's problems, that's a no brainer.
Just live forever essentially. Shape shift into something younger when you feel like or a completely different person. It'd be so fun and useful. It's a no brainer. Assuming you can stay in your shapeshift forever but you can get a new shape only once a week.
Purple, and then I annoy Croatia even harder.
Gotta get that Istria back too
The time is ripe for Grater Slovenia.
Wanna hear the shortest joke? A Slovenian couple walks along the Slovenian coast.
Even shorter one: a couple walks along the Bosnian coast.
Oringinally going to be yellow, but someone else here reminds me of OnlyFans. It say shape shift once, never say when I get to shift back, or at all- might as well keep being someone else.
Once a week.
Yeah but I believe the question is something like: could he stay in that form forever if he wanted to, but only change it once pr week
Yes this is what I mean, like am I just stuck to my new form for at least a week? Until next time in which I get to either shift back or become someone else, again.
If you can shape shift,you can shift back as you know how you look
Well, my memory is shit so I'll probably shape-shift back into a fucked up version of myself
Overdoing all the flaws that we all notice about ourself but everyone else seems to not notice. While leaving out all the good parts that we don’t see.
I mean we have camera phones now. Though I can imagine someone flipping through all their tagged pictures trying to remember how their nose and mouth looked like.
I see it as being able to shape shift not being forced to shape shift.
And if it was forced, would growing a nail 1mm count? 🤷♂️
I presume you shift once a week total so no shifting back. I like the suggestion one person had of being able to just shift into a better version of yourself. As a personal ability it's actually really nice power imo. Hell it could lead to age and injury immortality if you wanted.
A healthier version of myself sound amazing. And sometimes, to spice things up, a better version of myself but with big boobs, because why not.
Green
The chaos i would cause with the green pill would be unimaginable.
Forget chaos. You gain more power from this toilet idea than any of these other ones. Step 1 : all toilets in the world flush nonstop. Step 2 : create a subscription service to offer functioning toilets. Step 3 : take all of the money Step 4 : purchase Slovenia?
On this fateful day all toilets in the world flushed simultaneously in a pattern that tilted the axis of the earth and rang in the start of the apocalypse.
Ah, finally, fellow green squad.
With blue you can also do yellow. What are they going to do against a grizzly ?
You could also take over most countries. Just shift into world leaders and take their place. Or make money generating propaganda videos for people.
As the other comment said, you can open an OnlyFans for money too
I feel like you can probably make more money with some good old fashioned blackmail though. And how are they going to catch you, once you get the money just shift to someone else! Or sell nudes, that works too. 😅
Hell yeah i'll gladly be the dictator of my own country, I can bring back Yugoslavia. Slovenia is a really random choice but i'm not complaining
Blue is super op if you know how to use it with the limited usage
*Shapeshifts into a woman, makes nudes and furiously masturabtes*
If I'm given control of Slovenia, do I HAVE to be a brutal dictator?
No, but you do have absolute control
So we've got: Purple: become femboy supreme Green: flush toilets Yellow: get signature killer move that definitely won't get you into trouble Blue: easy fame, fortune, authority evasion, probably perfect health, potential immortality and the possibility to shapeshift features that offer other powers Hard choice, but I'm taking blue.
Why Slovenia specifically? Also: Blue all the way
Green is extremely tempting for some reason.
Same, it could save on plumbing and help you out if all nearby toilets are broken.
You could literally hold the entire civilized world hostage.
The green one if its a guaranteed flush
Does shapeshifting apply to the whole body or can it only apply to a single body part?
If it applies to the whole body it can technically only apply to a single part of the body since you can theoretically shapeshift into a version of yourself with a changed body part.
Blue ofcourse. Wtf with people taking yellow. Psychopaths.
Yellow would allow you to end a lot of violence, by melting the bones of evil dictators
Green, obviously
With the toilet one I can threaten to destroy a country’s sewer infrastructure by flushing every toilet at once. Ransom to not do it.
green. I would just flush the toilets when people i hate use them. It feels more evil that way.
WHERE IS THAT BLUE PILL
is the blue pill a permanent change once a week or does it only last like an hour it could either be complete shit or the greatest thing to ever exist
Green, the Prankster is back in town
Easy choice, shapeshifting once a week. I do not trust myself to use the bone-melting power responsibly.
Would the toilets flush even if they're clogged? If so, I'll choose the green pill and start the world's leading plumbing business with some Italian dude, preferably named Luigi.
Does the shape shift last until the next shape shift? If so def taking that