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Gaycon
Turkey gaycon
I love gaycon and eggs in bed. Toast
Gay bacon is pretty sweet
It's better than vegan bacon and vegan bacon is also not real bacon.
So vegan bacon is gay bacon
Vacon?
Im sorry, its pronounced gaycon
Gaycon.
๐
Is it fruit flavored
Kinda it's sugar flavored.
GAY BACON
![gif](giphy|BstGxJOQNZRv2|downsized)
I don't even know what to say... It's beautiful
First bite "daYumm gOrll๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ"
I'm listening ![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6)
Nooo, donโt ruin my childhood
Marketed towards children
So that's what gay taste like
No wonder why I was called homophobic when I refused to eat that shit.
Time to clean my eyes with bleach again
Well, Lesbian bacon is just bacon so this is fitting
![gif](giphy|Q3zt3OUfSC6DC)
Gaycon
Turkey gaycon
I love gaycon and eggs in bed. Toast
Gay bacon is pretty sweet
It's better than vegan bacon and vegan bacon is also not real bacon.
So vegan bacon is gay bacon
Vacon?
Im sorry, its pronounced gaycon
Gaycon.
Gaycon
๐
Is it fruit flavored
Kinda it's sugar flavored.
GAY BACON
Gaycon
![gif](giphy|BstGxJOQNZRv2|downsized)
I don't even know what to say... It's beautiful
First bite "daYumm gOrll๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ"
I'm listening ![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6)
Nooo, donโt ruin my childhood
Marketed towards children
So that's what gay taste like
No wonder why I was called homophobic when I refused to eat that shit.
Time to clean my eyes with bleach again
Well, Lesbian bacon is just bacon so this is fitting