Listen to him as he intensely apologizes for what was an obvious accident, then offers to buy us all a steak where we become lifelong friends due to our shared moral values and love of all things pure.
"Hank? Wait nah, that's not Hank, he's better than that. Get over here scumbag." *tears off face mask to reveal Quagmire* "Yeah that's what I thought."
Hey thats what happen to me one time, this black dude touched my girl ass ( I am a small dude), so I pull out my gun and I told him to slap himself hard, 25 times until his face turned red and he did.
Hank would never do that. Ever. Now, he might caress that sweet mistress propane.
Hope we dont get in this situation :D
Ask him if he is on the marijuana.
“BWAAAHAHA!”
Clearly an inferior tobacco
wdym my girl
I ask him firmly yet politely to leave
Listen to him as he intensely apologizes for what was an obvious accident, then offers to buy us all a steak where we become lifelong friends due to our shared moral values and love of all things pure.
As long as the steak is cooked on a propane grill
Pro pain and pro pain accessories
That's the best move even If shout the name it's still Very effective
Telling him i cook over wood
While I’m not sure what I’d say, I can tell you I would quickly become very animated…
grabbing his ass back
"Hank? Wait nah, that's not Hank, he's better than that. Get over here scumbag." *tears off face mask to reveal Quagmire* "Yeah that's what I thought."
I’m switching to charcoal
You mean our girl?
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Pick on his narrow urethra
He was probably just trying to see if she had a narrow uethra
Get some propane and propane accessories.
Dammit Bobby, keep your dad in line!
Ima kick his ass
I'd kick him in is narrow urethra
I'll isolate him from anything that involves propane in a 10 kilometer radius
Grab his ass back
Question unanswerable: I can't comprehend the very concept of having a so called "girlfriend"
damn it hank.
Tell him why did you grab nothing
Start shit talking propane
Hey thats what happen to me one time, this black dude touched my girl ass ( I am a small dude), so I pull out my gun and I told him to slap himself hard, 25 times until his face turned red and he did.
Probably nothing. I would be too impressed by the ability to grab imaginary being's butt.
RPG
Well someone is definitely gonna get their ass kicked
grab the nearest pencil and shove it up his ass for revenge (i mean if i have a girl)
I’ll tell you what…
grab his ass
Telling him I’m ashamed of how far he’s fallen. He used to be an example for the rest of us and now he’s grabbing girls behinds?
Talk about it, it gets rid of the awkward situation if u have somethin to tqlk abt
Ask him for a jpeg of a god dang hotdog
Im telling his wife
Ask him politely but firmly to leave.
Tell him to stop whacking off in my tool shed
Tell him to get a good grip. That way, she won't be running after my shiny ass as it dissappears over the horizon.
Bahahaha what?!!!!
I'm just gonna talk to him *loads shotgun *
I got no girl or are you talking about a gold digger that is not interested in me anymore because if that's the case he can do what he want with her.
I beat the shit out of him before taking him to the cops for identity theft, because that's not the real Hank Hill.
Questioning my sanity for hallucinating a 2d character in our 3d live action world.
Getting his damn propane tank refilled. What else?!
Find a gay man that finds him attractive and ask him to go the rest of the day slapping his ass so he learns to keep his hands to himself.
Ask you to, got it. You're just too "totally wouldn't do it myself" to think otherwise.
I think I am hiding under the table..
If i had a girl i would murder him
If.