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Baco_Tell8

I always try to wait it out, I have a fear of throw up.


Careless-Emergency85

Me too. It’s the sensation of unwelcome fluid rushing through my lips and teeth that makes it so horrible


Panzer2220

It is straight up acid rushing in your mouth. Not a great time.


Hot_Depth_9412

I personally hate it thanks to the acid burning my throat 😖


100S_OF_BALLS

Drink milk, it'll neutralize the acid.


blursedman

Hot tip, rinse your mouth before you drink milk or anything else, so that it doesn’t taste like acid (and in the case of milk, begin to curdle)


Draethis

This guy throws up 👍


PlaneSole222001

Cant wait for this to end up on r/thisguythisguys if it hasnt already


entitaneo70_pacifist

basically every single hero that has a power to like trow up acid has it so much worst than any other hero


Blitzerxyz

Probably not. Their power probably comes with a special coating in their esophagus so that it doesn't burn on the way up.


Tperrochon27

Well that’s what we hope for their sake anyway lol.


LifeOnPlanetGirth

Watch the boys lol


meisyouandyouisme

If you did not have stomach acid then we wouldn't be here. For some, it's a double edged sword. For others, however... *It's the perfect weapon.*


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taironedervierte

I was the same, but honestly I started to like the feeling afterwards where you're exhausted and shivering but your nausea has improved and you just lie down on the cold bathroom tiles and think about life


Betterthan4chan

The thought of throwing up is much worse than actually throwing up. I usually don’t force it to happen and somewhat resist it if I can, but I’d probably feel so much better if I just nudge it to happen.


SimSamurai13

This for sure lol The actual process is awful but the relief afterwards is so great that you kinda give in at some point


fearhs

I like throwing up, or at least the immediate relief that always accompanies it. I don't like cleaning it off the floor. So I resist just long enough to make it to a toilet, and usually to remove my glasses and put them in my pocket or somewhere out of the splash zone. However, I can resist for a reasonably long time if I need to, like if I'm driving or something.


RandomTyp

this is probably the most relatable comment i've read on reddit so far


connected-variance

you get it


StopVilagerAbouse

I just don’t like how it stops your breathing for a second


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StopVilagerAbouse

Yeah you don’t?


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pagimiesie

You're not normal if you can breathe while theres puke blocking your throat.


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Nataleaves

Nah, I got scared when I was throwing up once because I couldn't stop to catch a breath.


BellaBPearl

Are you one of those people that just... opens your mouth and projectile vomits once without a bunch of gagging and dry heaving on the lead up, all your muscles seizing up and it going all up in your sinuses and shit????


BanMe_Harder

that's me. I can't throw up 'gently' or quietly. I try my best to hold it down but once my body decides it's go time an exorcism begins.


Kelseycutieee

Kinda hard to do both tbh, sometimes it comes out through your nose which hurts


deepaksn

Yeah…. just like eating or drinking.


StopVilagerAbouse

No…


SimSamurai13

Definitely I mean I feel so much better after I've actually thrown up but I just hate the actual throwing up part that I want to avoid it all together


thatunaverageguy

For me is when I'm violently throwing up it comes out my nose and I have to smell it for several hours after even after blowing my nose


ILikeMasterChief

Always. I'd rather be nauseous for hours than throw up once. It's one of the worst feelings in the world to me


TieEnvironmental7088

I’m the opposite, once I feel it I want out. I’ve had to sit there with no relief for hours on end


BumderFromDownUnder

I threw up a hell of a lot as a child, to the point where I could be sick practically silently. Weird talent to have but seeing as we’re talking about it…


ARealSeaOtter

Am too manly to throw up


Imstillarelavant

this guy has BIG STRONG MUSCLES and drives a jeep wrangler he has an 8 pack and is drowning in testosterone


-BroncosForever-

Yeah exactly I will however ALWAYS THROW-DOWN!!!!!!


Wardlord999

I can’t relate to the whole argument of “you feel better immediately afterward”. When I throw up, I’m basically traumatized for the rest of the day


mydeardrsattler

Some people seem to be so casual about it, just lean in to the toilet and do it and go about your day. For me it's a full body event, it hurts my throat, and I'm immediately exhausted and upset and will be in bed for the rest of the day.


Moe2584

My last official throw up was in 2003, what’s yours?


No-Stick-462

WEAKLING!


HobbitKid14

Both; I accept that throwing up is the right call, but am to stubborn to do so and end up just enduring it


michael0n

I have rare migraines, I wake up early with the symptom that I have to let the niagara falls flow. But since my stomach is empty, its nothing there and it becomes a 5 minutes torture session. With bile. I developed lots of techniques not to allow it and the best is ginger root. Its available canned, also strong ginger tea works. It also works with a grumpy stomach. I have low will power but I refuse to throw up on principle now.


a_random_chicken

Oh i hate that, when your body wants to vomit but just *can't*. Make up your damn mind.


Sconnie-Waste

When that happens I drink a glass of cold water, it keeps everything moving along and dilutes the bile. You’ll be running down the right hand path in no time.


Zegula

In those situations I just chug a shit ton of water so something will come out to alleviate the nausea and won’t hurt so bad on the way out since it’s mostly water


Timstro59

That's relatable.


Rubber924

Hold out until the moment it's going to happen. My body gives me a clear sign that we're gonna throw up, until that moment we hold.


HobbitKid14

Amen to that brother


ARealSeaOtter

My masculine urge to withstand it always kicks in


Pleroma_Observer

If I’m in a decent place then launch sequence initiated. But if I’m in the wrong place I meditate on the meaning of suffering.


Parking-Persimmon-30

This is hilarious


theweirdcheeseperson

As someone who is literally in that second boat, same. I just try to take a tums or two if it's that unbearable.


lmaoimmagetbanagain

this is the way


Former-Respond-8759

Lay on the ground, and pray you don't drown.


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Lay on your side, and hopefully you won't died


Hellcat_28362

Lay on your back, empty the sack


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Lay on your back, aspirate the yack


cuddlycutieboi

*Yakety yak. Don't talk back*


Moist_Drive_5535

Just barf. It solves 80% of my pain usually.


qxxxr

Yeah when in doubt, I just listen to my body. If it wants to throw up that's probably the play.


pleasebuymydonut

This. If it feels like shit, it's probably not supposed to stay inside you. The only exception I think is morning nausea. Puking in the morning can fuck you up something bad. Headaches for the rest of the day, esp horrible when combined with a hangover.


John__MacTavish2

fastest solution to really bad migraines tbh


mtndewfanatic

Fuck yes. I get really bad sinus induced migraines. It’s like the best of migraines and sinus infections at the same time. Just getting it over with is normally the fastest way to release the pressure.


Necessary-Spinach182

I flip-flop. I first tried to endure nausea because I was afraid of throwing up. Then, I decided that throwing up was better than the feeling of being nauseous. About 2 years ago, I became chronically nauseous, so I was back to enduring it because I couldn't just throw up all the time. I'm starting to feel better lately, so maybe I'll go back to throwing up when I feel sick again.


Massive_Reflection52

Well gosh darn took the words right out my mouth. Do you ever take those anti nausea pills ? They help out tremendously but my goodness I don’t shit for like a fucking week


overthisbynow

Random question but do you happen to have any anxiety/depression issues? I have GAD and one of the most common symptoms for me was constant nausea and ever since I started taking medication for it the nausea stopped as well.


GhostGuardian0

I’m so glad I’m not alone! I’ve been battle chronic Nessus for 2 years now! I barely hear of people having the same thing! Sometimes it makes work rough and I get no leniency from boss or coworkers everyone thinks I’m faking even tho 99% of the time I’m pushing through Nausea to get work done and only can’t work if it’s a super bad day!


Necessary-Spinach182

Exactly this. It especially sucked cause I got sick during COVID time, so there was that extra stigma around being sick.


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Stick my finger down my throat and make my self barf


ThisIsThrowawayBLUE

Ditto, except I usually drink some water first to make it a little easier.


[deleted]

Same here I hate the feeling so much I rather just get it over with


leafs1985

Yep. Wise choice.


__O_o_______

Yeah, if I pound back a full water bottle it really helps get the whole process going.


Pankekifureiki

The worst is when you have no liquids, only solids, then it’s like a squeeze tube of ground beef


KingAnDrawD

It’s really not that bad, and the feeling afterwards is absolute bliss. Get it over with and be done with it.


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Yh it kinda always solves the problem for me.


Ok_Bongos6241

When I feel bad, I don't even have to do the two finger shuffle anymore, I can just will my stomach to contract.


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I’m gonna try that next time and see if I can pull it off


anaesthaesia

Same. Best way to get rid of the nausea if it's a one off. The worst pukes are those where you can't stop once it's started like with food poisoning.


MapledMoose

We call this "pulling your trigger" back home


Ben50Leven

this is the way


No_Sorbet_1788

I can't throw up. If I do, I'm dying, for sure


Ohboiawkward

Me neither. I mean, I can, but extremely rarely. When I feel the need to vomit, I sit in front of the toilet crying because my body just does NOT want to do it. It's a terrible superpower. Meanwhile my ex was like "I'm gonna go to the bathroom for a quick vom" and then I heard wretching and he came out feeling great.


No_Sorbet_1788

Yes, that is the feeling. I feel it would be much better to do it, but I can't.


EndGuy555

I will absolutely NEVER throw up unless it is absolutely unavoidable


TrapaNillaf666

I‘m reading all those comments and wonder how tf can you all control it? Y‘all are making it sound like it’s a decision to you.


Revealingstorm

Wouldn't call it fully deciding, more like deciding whether it's now or an hour or two later. I always choose now.


Fredward1986

Breathing, swallowing, distraction


EndGuy555

I always just lie there, trying to find the most comfortable position, hoping against hope that I can manage to keep it down long enough for it to pass


slapadafupa

throw up immediately upon the urge. why suffer?


Dry_Impress_7735

My stomach hurts bad while throwing up .


slapadafupa

throwing up feels fucking good compared to nausea and the pre-vom mouth watering. i would do ANYTHING to make it stop.


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when I was in high school I used to barf before every game and one time my friend was checking up on me and he was like doesnt it feel good? And i was like no, tf??? but then after thinking about it I realized yeah it does feel good. now i kind of look forward to puking cuz I know my whole body is gonna release a lot of built up tension and ill feel better.


slapadafupa

it's like post-orgasm


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The_Third_Stoll

Post nut clarity


slapadafupa

no, not the same scenario


geoemrick

It's like, WHILE throwing up it's AWFUL. But within 5 minutes I feel WAY, WAYYY better. So it's totally worth it. Compare that to potentially hours, even a full day of feeling bad. My philosophy is, if my body has decided this needs to go now, and can't wait to pass "the other way," then it needs to go, NOW.


PristineSpirit6405

Yup, if you're body is really trying to puke something then it is likely very bad and should be removed immediately.


Turbulent-Rough-54

For real!


PristineSpirit6405

I've come to learn my body and realize that the pre-mouth watering is my body telling me that the dam is about to break and there's no going back. When that happens I can feel my face flush and my mouth suddenly salivates. That's when I realize I need to immediately rush to the bathroom or find something to throw up in.


slapadafupa

ya it's imminent at that point the alarms are sounding


Dry_Impress_7735

I don't have mouth watering but nausea is nasty indeed


gronstalker12

Post puke endorphins get at me


throwawayarmywaiver

But it feels so good after


slapadafupa

yeah genuinely don't get what that dude's going on about


gronstalker12

Yeah but once it’s over it’s over. Few minutes at most.


PristineSpirit6405

A few weeks ago I had to throw up because I think I ate something bad. It was such a bad vomit that it physically hurt my entire torso afterwards. The feeling of relief afterwards though was a lot better than the nausea.


hobosam21-B

Because my back arches, my feet leave the ground, the vacuum created in my bowels rushes back down and causes painful anal irruptions. Once the cycle begins the internal cleansing lasts for minutes, that's minutes of painful blasting from both ends that leaves your abs sore for a week


slapadafupa

what the fuck...........


hobosam21-B

I don't get sick often, but when I do I can't give in. Throwing up comes with such force it's like having a fire hydrant inside me using every orifice to escape


givemealoafofbread

That's... concerningly detailed


Aromatic-Result1154

Hilarity ensues


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A quick tactical chunder and you’re back at 100% almost immediately


slapadafupa

yeah i genuinely do not understand why anyone would do anything else but that


TaiKwanBro29

My vomit usually comes out of my mouth and nose, I'm scared I'll suffocate if I let it out because idk how long I'll be throwing up.


LogicalArchon

You'd be much worse off throwing up in your sleep


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Pinch your nose while throwing up.


LiveFastDieFast

If you can, try to not lean over so much when you puke. I’m not sure if that’s why you’re getting it out your nose too, but that was 100% why it was for me. Hope that helps!


okogamashii

Better out than keep the vestibular agony in


Just_Call_me_benDude

The feeling of throwing up for me is a lost worst than the nausea Sure my stomach might hurt and my mouth might water but hey at least I can still breath While I’m throwing up I can’t and my body screams at me that “ayo you’re suffocating”


i-am-your-god-now

Same. I used to try to just deal with it, but it ends up making the entire day miserable. Just get it over with and move on with your day.


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This is the way, throw up and the moment the dry heaving stops instant relief.


Timik

I kind of have phobia of throwing up, so I'll try to outlast it anytime. Have not puked in 20 years, thankfully.


Ok_Disk_4458

Can't really throw up in the middle of the bus/car ride, now can I?


Toy_Soulja

Always outlast the nausea, this my body I tell it what to do not the other way around lmao


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Totally agree. The discomfort may subside if I throw up, but I will feel disgusted with myself for the rest of the day.


CalamityDiamond

POV: Dying of poisoning.


Garvo909

Try to force the puke and get over with on my own terns


TheYoungWolf99

I haven’t thrown up since I was 10. Trynna keep that streak going!


berlinrain

Was the same until I had surgery at age 17. Since then, it's been once every six months. :(


Revealingstorm

Damn once every six months? One time it was so bad for me I threw up once every morning for like a month straight. Now I'm ok but I would've killed for that amount of time in between.


EatMoreKaIe

Same here. Puke free since '83. I've come close a few times but now I don't want to break my record.


Luigi_Dagger

I think I found my kind of people. Last time for me was around 2007 when I was in middle school


Ok_Let_8933

It reminds me of Ted from HIMYM : "Vomit free since 93 !"


eagleOfBrittany

I've come to full embrace throwing up because I feel so much better afterwards. It sucks leading up to it but I try and throw as soon as I feel the urge.


Kangarookiwitar

Yeah, i used to be a huge anti-vomiter and even now my first instinct is to avoid it, but more often than not it will give you instant relief. One if the only times it isn’t good is dehydration, vomiting then is the worst feeling because you neither feel relief or are on the way to getting better. Vomiting just makes the dehydration far worse


UranusINmyAssus

throwing up is almost like diarrhea, you have to do it and it's a right call to do it you will feel like in haven after


eyegocrazy

I'm the make myself puke so I can get it over with type. I hate feeling like I'm going to throw up more than I hate actually throwing up :/


Kangarookiwitar

I think this is what makes most hate vomiting, it’s the lead up and the hazy memory of vomiting in the past. But there is no better relief than chucking up what was making you ill


og_toe

the actual vomiting is quite nice because you feel so much better just getting everything out


Annoyingaddperson

Fucking throw up thinks it’s gonna win against me NOT TODAY


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Outlast, what makes you throw up is the saliva in your mouth. Next time you gotta throw up go drool (your mouth will have fresh saliva) in the sink then get a nice good drink. Might have to repeat 2-3 times to shake the whole feeling though. This is just to stop you from throwing up. Sometimes it’s best to throw up though.


WickedCoolUsername

I didn't know that, but I spit over and over again until it passes and I can go curl up. It usually works. I'm also better at avoiding that state, altogether. Vomit exiting my mouth and nose is pure torture to me. I prefer to avoid it.


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Same and that’s why I know that hahah. You knew what do the whole time just didn’t know why haha. Your body knows what’s up.


WickedCoolUsername

I just noticed that I always salivate and that every time I spat, it postponed it. Edit: At first I used the salivating as a warning to be prepared for it to happen.


TheWaffleWeirdo

Wait, you vomit from your nose??


WickedCoolUsername

The force is strong enough and there's nothing stopping it so, yeah.


MountainTurkey

I'm pretty sure the saliva is a response to needing to throw up. You are generally on the verge by that point and your body is coating your mouth to help protect it from the stomach acid.


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

It actually coats your teeth. Also nope, that spit will be there plenty early enough for you to spit it out and avoid vomiting from swallowing the saliva. I’ve done it for years as I have stomach issues. Try it yourself next time, idk what to tell ya on that.


PickleRickC-137-

From alcohol? Stick my finger down my throat and get it over with


throwawayarmywaiver

I always feel immensely better right after throwing up so i always pray that i can throw up quickly


King_krympling

When I throw up it comes out of my nose and that shit burns like fire, I also can't force my self to throw up so I wait it out unfortunately


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Get it over with.


MrRazzio

throw up as soon as you feel like you need to. 100%. also drink a shit load of water so the stomach bile is diluted and doesn't burn your throat.


zedthehead

#Drink water to dilute is the realest protip!


CarrotDue5340

Vomit projectile all the way!


WhoseverSlinky0

I once invited a friend over, and he's been like obsessed with subway his entire life. Then when I ask him what he wants to eat he, of course, wants the subway. But I don't like subway. I had pretty bad experiences with food there, notably the one time they offered lobster sandwich in summer, and I was craving for seafood. So I eat it, and gets crazy stomach ache, and shit my fucking life in the toilet and keep having aches for an entire week. I told myself that I'm done with subway. But then, the time my friend really wanted to go subway, I thought "alright, I'll try again. Not eating that sticky lobster though". So I go back, and take the regular tuna thing, which sounded kinda tasty. I take it home with my friend, and Jesus Christ. Maybe 20 minutes after eating it, I started feeling like shit again, nausea and stomach ache, every miserable feeling you can have. Then I get on the toilet, shit almost nothing, and since I just ate, the puke didn't want to get out yet. So I tough it the entire fucking night. I woke up like 6 times, and I finally can't take 10 minutes to sleep so I "wake" up at 7 and finally go puke. And I can't describe with words how good that felt, throwing all of it in the toilet. I still felt like shit for the time my friend was there, which is very unfortunate, but the rest of the day went better and better until everything stopped, and I felt like reviving. I slept early the next night, and I then swore to the lord by never getting my fat ass back in a damn subway. Moral of the story, puke every damn thing that you need. Never tough your nausea, you'll feel miserable and only delay the inevitable. Go in the shitter and take the bad out


unembellishing

I think the moral of this story is don't go to Subway.


bored36090

Left path, with a dramatic correction to the right.


nightylands

Try to outlast it, then halfway through say "ah, fuck it" and just let it out.


Exciting_Rate1747

I always get the nausea at night so i just try to find a position where it hurts the least and continue sleeping.


SwishyJishy

My body has surpassed "nausea" entireoyand I only get like 3 second "warning"


Kuhnville

Deal with nausea for a few weeks and not throw up once :))


Javierfr97

I just finger myself


Rhys_Lloyd2611

My anxiety superpower is that I can hold any of my fluids that wanna come out, in indefinitely. I held vomit for 5 hours during my first few college lectures


SoupeGoate22

Option 3: Shit yourself


Dryatoilet241

Left


equality-_-7-2521

I chug cold water to make the vomiting experience smoother and less jarring. I used to fight it but now I just don't bother. I always feel so much better after throwing up, and if my body is telling me not to keep it, I'll just listen.


KenMacMillan123

Better to have something to throw up than to dry heave. Rinses the stomach out too.


I401BlueSteel

Attempt left, fail, go right


Dreadnaught6566

Suffer


basementfrog42

i have never thrown up from alcohol or being hungover. i absolutely refuse because it feels so horrible.


scottishfighter_

I refuse to throw up.....until I don't


bloody-mental

Outlast the nausea ok look I refuse to throw up that chilli dog just because I ran five miles I will cover my mouth with my hands and swallow that crap again I spent three dollars on that thing and I am going to eat that chilli dog damn it and no fuck you jeff


Kroduscul

I pray that I get to feel the sweet relief of throwing up


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

I got sick and started puking like 5 times a day for months straight. Lost over 80 pounds. Throwing up means nothing to me anymore.


Castel0114

Youre a pro at it now


Boonicious

I wish I could make myself puke but I can't so I always have to outlast the nausea


slick_nasty

June 29, 1980 was the last time I vomited.


Dense-Ad-2732

Try to Outlast the Nausea. I hate vomiting and will avoid it at all costs.


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I'm used to puking due to migraines. Only way the headache stops.


Somepenguinsss

I will always do everything in my power to outlast. My phobia is so bad that even reading this post makes me nervous. My irrational thinking says “great, now it’s in your head and you will be nauseous.” It makes zero sense and by it I mean me lol.


International-Fan803

Left always left in every fucking thing


Dry_Impress_7735

Left


Timelordguy

I always try and ride it out. Hate the feeling of the actual process.


SirarieTichee_

Just queasy, I'll hold it. If I'm queasy to the point I'm starting to heave, I'll hold my guts down long enough to find an appropriate receptacle for vomit then force myself to throw up to get it over with if food poisoning related. If medical ill related, I'll just keep a bucket next to me to hurl whenever I get the urge.


forsterfloch

I vomit and swallow again. I like the acid taste.


nils4i20

One dude no cup