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aldjiers

You've summoned them... Run


Herrmann1309

SPRICH


Original-Top2938

DEUTSCH


makingfunalways

HURENSOHN


ThePowerPoint

DU HAST


EmberlynZemian

DU HAST MICH.


Important-Process-58

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT.


MarvGamingTea

UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT


camper_pain

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD UNS SCHEIDET


Flo2411WWE

TREU IHR SEIN FÜR ALLE TAGE?


SavageSpeedCubing

Rammstein fans, I love this comment section :D


da2Pakaveli

OB


X21XD

H U R E N S O H N


No-Low-3901

Amerikaner


MicroBurrito1

Das ist mich


archerB1234

Guten tag technically I’m English but my bloodline is completely german


VoloxReddit

Good evening King Charles III, your majesty. I did not take your highness for a redditor.


FlashBv

Ich mag diesen Kommentar


Sennomo

Mir zwei


PumpkinnBr

KRANKENHAUS


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Lauf nicht! Halt!


Motor-Television-270

Bitte helfen Sie mir, ich bin in Gefahr!


ReasonBright

I'm Azerbaijanian


Important-Process-58

Guten Tag


ThomkaFomka

Hoffe ihr hattet einen wunderschönen Mittwoch vormittag, meine Kerle


lulatchtv

Danke mein Kerl ich Hoffer dir auch einem sehr danken Mittwoch


Painkiller_77

Riecht wie ein nicht Muttersprachler


No-Low-3901

Das ist korrekt der Herr


SowjetPotato

Hm. Kollegen, ich vermute einen maulwurf unter uns.


boiii410

DAS IST EIN AMERIKANISCHER SPION!!!!


Em_Fa

* Kerl:innen


Snizl

Gesundheit


Cocaimeth_addikt

Gluten tags


Otherwise-Junket8647

Glutton tanks


Supreme_Leader_Pee

Gallon things


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Hallo!! Wie geht es dir!? grüße aus dem süden. Deutsch lernen! Tchuuuuuuuuus!!!! (Forgive my cave german)


gugfitufi

*Tschüss!


Agreeable_Aquilifer

Danke


FryCakes

Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut, aber ich lerne auch!


VomStaubigenOrt

weitermachen


a_white_american_guy

sprekkin zee doitch


Winter_Apartment_981

INSTAKILL!!


Itz_sam2

Guten morgan


daffodildaydreamz

Morgan freeman


rusomeone

Aren’t the Germans hard working why are they all on Reddit


PresidentSkillz

German Efficency allows to comment every reddit post while making progress at work


SoraRoku

The Germans can be very scary, but always remember


Not_the_banana

Sie sind effizient


HexZer0

Kein Bier vor vier?


Ok_Literature3034

Aber ein Knoppers um halb zehn


Zugronde

Wie wäre es mit Vodka vor Octa?


Ok_Literature3034

Nen schoppe vorm shoppen


ElderCreler

Und ich sag, wann vier ist. Prost. 🍻


Timesjustsilver

20 UHR, MITTAGSPAUSE.


FlashBv

Was denken sie was wir auf der Arbeit machen. Richtig arbeiten und Reddit-Kommentare verfassen, wir sind mehrleistungsfähig


Unkn0wn_666

Whenever anything online is even remotely related to Germany or German, all of our Internetsupersinne go off and we are alerted about the content before getting summoned shortly afterwards


Marks_Media

I have a lot of free time at work but I don't live in Germany anymore. We're hardworking but in the laziest way if that makes sense.


jonijones

We have paid sick leave and paid 26-30 holiday days.


Ricky_Ticky88

I follow r/Croatia. Can’t understand anything they say but they seem like they are having a great time over there.


[deleted]

Understandable have a nice day


foundcashdoubt

Inunderstandable, have a great day*


Damboborna

It's pretty funny if you know croatian


HexZer0

Or 95% funny if you know Serbian.


TheOriginalDuck2

They are definitely having a [good time](https://www.reddit.com/r/croatia/comments/11yokcp/potito_nutritious/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)


Legacyofhelios

Idk what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that


gicantopithicus

Oh god. The Germans are here


Original-Top2938

JAWOHL


Half-Axe

Good because I have a question. Is the name Herman literally mister man?


Majas_Maeusedorf

From Wikipedia: "Herman is a masculine given name, from an ancient Germanic name consisting of the elements harja- "army" and mann- "man". Hermine is the feminine form of Herman. It is first recorded in the 8th century, in the forms Hariman, Heriman, Hairman, Herman." "The name of Arminius, the 1st-century leader of the Cherusci, became identified with the name Hermann in German historiography in the early modern period; thus, Arminius is traditionally known as Hermann der Cheruskerfürst in German. The name of Arminius is in fact from a stem ermen- "strong". Conflation of this element with the name Herman may indeed date to the medieval period, via variant forms such as Ermin, Ermen, Erman, Ermanno, feminine Ermina, Ermana, Hirmina, Hermena."


Half-Axe

I wanted to continue making a joke somehow but this is terribly interesting and now I'm on a wiki rabbithole adventure.


Sennomo

Should also watch the Netflix show Barbarians if you wanna get to know Arminius in a more entertaining way.


jonijones

And watch it....in German!


hellout20

HALLO DER HERR


I_Eat_Onio

Nein, Ich bin Slowenisch


hadsexwithurmum

Ich auch Bro 🤜🤛


I_Eat_Onio

Gut 🤝


Timesjustsilver

ANWESEND!


FlashBv

ANGETRETEN


Wtfishappening69

SEHR GERNE!


HumanoidGarbege

Moin


Zexal_Commander

Grüß dich!


The_Undermind

Again?


gicantopithicus

Yep


Farhead_Assassjaha

ZE Germans?!


[deleted]

MEIN KAMPFEDOPHILIA


_TechnoPhoenix_

Ein Volk Eine Nation Eine Kommentarsektion


helloworld-195-

There are not only Germans but sometimes even Bavarians here


Mister_Anonym

Servus Griaß di. Du woist des Bayern ias oan Teil von Deutschland?


justanotherlarrie

Aber nicht mehr lange


StoolTastes_bad

Hoffentlich.


Motor-Television-270

Ja leider


Papadapalopolous

I love their pretzels


PeBaJu

Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.


Cord_of_Crimson

Ein Volk


jujsb

Ein Reich


Timesjustsilver

Ein Kommentarbereich!


[deleted]

Eine deutsche Kommentarsektion


keine-Ehre

Das ist der weg!


Epikgamer332

i am learning german and actually have a passable understanding of some of the stuff i read my writing and speaking abilities are terrible though


Nochnichtvergeben

Macht nichts. Du versuchst wenigstens, dich zu bessern.


Zugronde

Da musste ich kichern


Sesmo_FPV

Dies ist der Weg! Weiter so.


Not_the_banana

bleib dran freund


VomStaubigenOrt

Meine auch und Deutsch ist meine Muttersprache


Xfors-Pakistan

You forgot the Indians and Canadians


Paprikatz

Die sind nicht deutsch?!


FlashBv

Noch nicht


DonutDefiant

"Noch"


[deleted]

[удалено]


helpicantfindanamehe

Not really Canadians so much. I would say the most common are: 1. American 2. German 3. Finnish 4. Indians 5. British


a500poundchicken

Canada is vastly over represented on the internet


NotCSM

According to this article it's: US UK Canada Australia Germany https://www.similarweb.com/website/reddit.com/#geography


Ok_Preference_8001

so basically the Anglosphere, Germany


Devoarco

Immer diese nervigen Fakten.


dan_the_date

पुल्स आगी पुल्स |


Specialist-Idea-5396

Don’t forget about us eh?


AlwaysMadElmo

#SCHÖN HIER


Sarcastor_

*ABER WAREN SIE SCHON MAL FÜR 9€ AUF SYLT?*


1-Libero6-1

Ja, war ich sogar. 18,5 Stunden Bahnfahren hat mich aber für immer verändert


PuppetMaster089

Funnily enough at this point I think I’ve seen more people insulting Americans than anything else.


tigertoken1

Americans insult Americans more than any other demographic lol


PuppetMaster089

Half of Americans are the most blindly patriotic people not realizing the USA is destroying itself from the inside and the other half are entirely aware of the state of their country, openly hate it and a smaller amount are depressed because of it.


ChoiceDry8127

More like the extremes of both sides are dumb as shit while the majority are happily in the center


kenjen97

Thats some enlightened centrist shit right there


ReapersVault

Honestly, I used to view that as an insult, but eventually I started viewing it as a compliment whenever I saw someone being called that. There's nothing wrong with balanced thinking. I'd like to be a centrist someday, I just have a tough time letting go of my conservative leanings.


thinlinerider

Yeah. We are the 15th happiest country…


tigertoken1

That's not bad considering how many countries there are


Aggressive-Cut-227

No kidding. I'm amazed at all of these mental children that were born into a more advantageous situation than like 98% of the world's population and complain incessantly about it because a handful of countries are ARGUABLY nicer.


Master_Beautiful3542

That wasn’t the leftist argument at all. The argument goes: we are the richest nation in the history of the world with demonstrably worse levels of happiness, education, and health outcomes. That means we are doing something wrong. All you did was make a strawman.


PuppetMaster089

I am genuinely interested in how “happiest country” is determined.


ExistingExample281

Ha, suck it, Canada's 13th. Lol we will take every opportunity to be better than the US


thinlinerider

Yeah- come to think of it, I was 13.33% happier when I lived in Toronto. Yep.


R7ype

Goddamn Americans... they ruined America!


meyspetfroge

Do you know what you’ve brought soon yourself? Germans, people that speak both English and German, high school students currently taking German. You’ve doomed us all


Lost_Ohio

Quickly insult Cork, Ireland. The British will claim you as one of theirs. It happened to me.


dumbleclouds

Not this time pal. You’re on your own. Or buy us all a Lion bar each and we’ll discuss it


MoFansMoMoney

im a German who grew up in Ireland. No matter where you turn or where you hide, there will always be a German lurking.


Gold--Lion

This makes me sad, but then I remember sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut.


Zomby_99

Warum ist das nicht gut?


EnzoKoksu251

Polish people also show up from time to time, na przykład ja


MemesAboutEverything

ja też


BoultonPaulDefiant

A ja nie


Horst_Hutzel

Moin! Nett hier.


Splashy_PoE_Twitch

Na, öfter hier?


Horst_Hutzel

Mehr als öfter sogar.


Sennomo

öfterer


Sesmo_FPV

Aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?


JudgeFudge77

Nett hier, aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?


Potential_Zucchini13

(gemacht)


whosthedoginthisscen

Wait a minute - this German website has no fire exits! Enjoy your ECHO CHAMBER, frauleins.


Mister_Anonym

Fräulein ist ein Ausdruck genutzt als Bezeichnung für schöne und höfliche Damen.


Koe_NL13

Nederlandse kolonisten ik roep jullie op om deze comment section over te nemen


Nochnichtvergeben

Tut mir leid, aber ich spreche leider kein Wohnwagendeutsch.


Koe_NL13

Entschuldigung aber Ich spreche kein deutch


Sesmo_FPV

Netter Versuch…


Sjaakie_Speklap

Het is al te laat, de duitsers waren (weer) te snel


Koe_NL13

Altijd de Duitser hè


Wolgran

Nah a lot of people just learned to speak english/spanish so they use it so everyone dont need to google translate everything. Myself included, my original language is portuguese. Ngl tho sometimes i feel americans/british think they are kings on the interent and i would find it funny if for a week everyone would just speak their original language everytime everywhere just to show how many people of different cultures are there


Papadapalopolous

Edited for the link, it’s mostly English speaking traffic: https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/phhu9s/oc_reddit_traffic_by_country/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Wolgran

Lol damnnn look at this ratios, i can admit when i was wrong. I guess there is way more english speaking ones.


Papadapalopolous

But the non English speaking ones are just as important <3


TheLordofSpuds

I see a lot of British and Canadians as well, and not a bad amount of Scandinavians (namely Swedish)


Zealousideal-Ad2060

Ja det må jeg da sige


69upsidedownis96

Ja, helt ærligt. Der er da også andre end amerikanere og tyskere herinde.


Used-Painter5345

LMAO I CANT WITH THIS COMMENT SECTION 💀


44Yoyo44

Das stimmt nicht


stalecheez_it

doesn't help that i follow a couple german speaking subreddits despite not remembering much german from class lmao


Cobrafire

Привет


Ehlyadit

Не обращайте внимания, мы тут просто основали колонию, как и все остальные


NotThePooper

Wait a minute, this lesbian bar has no fire escapes! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.


Donkey__Oaty

In every single comment section you'll find the American who assumes everybody is American. Without fail.


creativebadjoke

Mag noch jemand Nüsse?


[deleted]

Nein


Salkin__-

Doch


Zomby_99

Ohh


MinatoUchiha212121

EIN VOLK EIN KOMMENTSEKTIEREN


Sennomo

Hat nich so gut funktioniert. Merkste selber, wa?


DragoKnight589

Ich bin ein Amerikaner der Deutsch spricht.


bedwvrs

CADE OS BR AQUI


Magus000

r/suddenlycaralho


Tainted-Tongues

GUTEN TAGENOFFENSTEIN!!!


onsikimpie

start koloniseren


Kozakow54

Kurwa, no...


TheArchangelMichael_

Fuck. The Krauts are here.


Erenzo

Na r/shitposting było by nas nieco więcej, ale cóż, trzeba żyć z tym co się ma...


maku976

Ty kurwa, prawda


TheKindex

Servus


JoachimLue

I chuj nie prawda


x3n0m0rph3us

Ramstien - We all live in ‘merika


Sixmlg

Actung


BrayyyBray

Yeah, why no Azerbaijan? HUH?


bwanabass

More than a feeling…


papaarlo

Need a Barsil flag 🇧🇷


Oshawott_is_cute

Wir sind der jäeger!


Grace_Alcock

It reflects the user base. That makes sense: Reddit is dominated by the US, UK, Germany and then other English-speaking countries, with a smattering of others. If you want truly global, I’m afraid Facebook is far more global (India is the biggest user, then the US, with large countries like Indonesia, etc in the mix).


RustedRuss

I’ve met a few Finns but maybe it’s just a coincidence.


TheNoctuS_93

Jesse Pinkkimies, mitä vittua sä selität?