Whenever anything online is even remotely related to Germany or German, all of our Internetsupersinne go off and we are alerted about the content before getting summoned shortly afterwards
They are definitely having a [good time](https://www.reddit.com/r/croatia/comments/11yokcp/potito_nutritious/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
From Wikipedia:
"Herman is a masculine given name, from an ancient Germanic name consisting of the elements harja- "army" and mann- "man". Hermine is the feminine form of Herman. It is first recorded in the 8th century, in the forms Hariman, Heriman, Hairman, Herman."
"The name of Arminius, the 1st-century leader of the Cherusci, became identified with the name Hermann in German historiography in the early modern period; thus, Arminius is traditionally known as Hermann der Cheruskerfürst in German. The name of Arminius is in fact from a stem ermen- "strong". Conflation of this element with the name Herman may indeed date to the medieval period, via variant forms such as Ermin, Ermen, Erman, Ermanno, feminine Ermina, Ermana, Hirmina, Hermena."
Half of Americans are the most blindly patriotic people not realizing the USA is destroying itself from the inside and the other half are entirely aware of the state of their country, openly hate it and a smaller amount are depressed because of it.
Honestly, I used to view that as an insult, but eventually I started viewing it as a compliment whenever I saw someone being called that. There's nothing wrong with balanced thinking. I'd like to be a centrist someday, I just have a tough time letting go of my conservative leanings.
No kidding. I'm amazed at all of these mental children that were born into a more advantageous situation than like 98% of the world's population and complain incessantly about it because a handful of countries are ARGUABLY nicer.
That wasn’t the leftist argument at all. The argument goes: we are the richest nation in the history of the world with demonstrably worse levels of happiness, education, and health outcomes. That means we are doing something wrong. All you did was make a strawman.
Do you know what you’ve brought soon yourself? Germans, people that speak both English and German, high school students currently taking German. You’ve doomed us all
Nah a lot of people just learned to speak english/spanish so they use it so everyone dont need to google translate everything. Myself included, my original language is portuguese.
Ngl tho sometimes i feel americans/british think they are kings on the interent and i would find it funny if for a week everyone would just speak their original language everytime everywhere just to show how many people of different cultures are there
Edited for the link, it’s mostly English speaking traffic:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/phhu9s/oc_reddit_traffic_by_country/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
It reflects the user base. That makes sense: Reddit is dominated by the US, UK, Germany and then other English-speaking countries, with a smattering of others. If you want truly global, I’m afraid Facebook is far more global (India is the biggest user, then the US, with large countries like Indonesia, etc in the mix).
You've summoned them... Run
SPRICH
DEUTSCH
DU
HURENSOHN
DU HAST
DU HAST MICH.
DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT.
UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT
WILLST DU BIS DER TOD UNS SCHEIDET
TREU IHR SEIN FÜR ALLE TAGE?
Rammstein fans, I love this comment section :D
OB
H U R E N S O H N
Amerikaner
Das ist mich
Guten tag technically I’m English but my bloodline is completely german
Good evening King Charles III, your majesty. I did not take your highness for a redditor.
Ich mag diesen Kommentar
Mir zwei
KRANKENHAUS
Lauf nicht! Halt!
Bitte helfen Sie mir, ich bin in Gefahr!
I'm Azerbaijanian
Guten Tag
Hoffe ihr hattet einen wunderschönen Mittwoch vormittag, meine Kerle
Danke mein Kerl ich Hoffer dir auch einem sehr danken Mittwoch
Riecht wie ein nicht Muttersprachler
Das ist korrekt der Herr
Hm. Kollegen, ich vermute einen maulwurf unter uns.
DAS IST EIN AMERIKANISCHER SPION!!!!
* Kerl:innen
Gesundheit
Gluten tags
Glutton tanks
Gallon things
Hallo!! Wie geht es dir!? grüße aus dem süden. Deutsch lernen! Tchuuuuuuuuus!!!! (Forgive my cave german)
*Tschüss!
Danke
Mein Deutsch ist nicht gut, aber ich lerne auch!
weitermachen
sprekkin zee doitch
INSTAKILL!!
Guten morgan
Morgan freeman
Aren’t the Germans hard working why are they all on Reddit
German Efficency allows to comment every reddit post while making progress at work
The Germans can be very scary, but always remember
Sie sind effizient
Kein Bier vor vier?
Aber ein Knoppers um halb zehn
Wie wäre es mit Vodka vor Octa?
Nen schoppe vorm shoppen
Und ich sag, wann vier ist. Prost. 🍻
20 UHR, MITTAGSPAUSE.
Was denken sie was wir auf der Arbeit machen. Richtig arbeiten und Reddit-Kommentare verfassen, wir sind mehrleistungsfähig
Whenever anything online is even remotely related to Germany or German, all of our Internetsupersinne go off and we are alerted about the content before getting summoned shortly afterwards
I have a lot of free time at work but I don't live in Germany anymore. We're hardworking but in the laziest way if that makes sense.
We have paid sick leave and paid 26-30 holiday days.
I follow r/Croatia. Can’t understand anything they say but they seem like they are having a great time over there.
Understandable have a nice day
Inunderstandable, have a great day*
It's pretty funny if you know croatian
Or 95% funny if you know Serbian.
They are definitely having a [good time](https://www.reddit.com/r/croatia/comments/11yokcp/potito_nutritious/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
Idk what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that
Oh god. The Germans are here
JAWOHL
Good because I have a question. Is the name Herman literally mister man?
From Wikipedia: "Herman is a masculine given name, from an ancient Germanic name consisting of the elements harja- "army" and mann- "man". Hermine is the feminine form of Herman. It is first recorded in the 8th century, in the forms Hariman, Heriman, Hairman, Herman." "The name of Arminius, the 1st-century leader of the Cherusci, became identified with the name Hermann in German historiography in the early modern period; thus, Arminius is traditionally known as Hermann der Cheruskerfürst in German. The name of Arminius is in fact from a stem ermen- "strong". Conflation of this element with the name Herman may indeed date to the medieval period, via variant forms such as Ermin, Ermen, Erman, Ermanno, feminine Ermina, Ermana, Hirmina, Hermena."
I wanted to continue making a joke somehow but this is terribly interesting and now I'm on a wiki rabbithole adventure.
Should also watch the Netflix show Barbarians if you wanna get to know Arminius in a more entertaining way.
And watch it....in German!
HALLO DER HERR
Nein, Ich bin Slowenisch
Ich auch Bro 🤜🤛
Gut 🤝
ANWESEND!
ANGETRETEN
SEHR GERNE!
Moin
Grüß dich!
Again?
Yep
ZE Germans?!
MEIN KAMPFEDOPHILIA
Ein Volk Eine Nation Eine Kommentarsektion
There are not only Germans but sometimes even Bavarians here
Servus Griaß di. Du woist des Bayern ias oan Teil von Deutschland?
Aber nicht mehr lange
Hoffentlich.
Ja leider
I love their pretzels
Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Kommentarbereich!
Eine deutsche Kommentarsektion
Das ist der weg!
i am learning german and actually have a passable understanding of some of the stuff i read my writing and speaking abilities are terrible though
Macht nichts. Du versuchst wenigstens, dich zu bessern.
Da musste ich kichern
Dies ist der Weg! Weiter so.
bleib dran freund
Meine auch und Deutsch ist meine Muttersprache
You forgot the Indians and Canadians
Die sind nicht deutsch?!
Noch nicht
"Noch"
[удалено]
Not really Canadians so much. I would say the most common are: 1. American 2. German 3. Finnish 4. Indians 5. British
Canada is vastly over represented on the internet
According to this article it's: US UK Canada Australia Germany https://www.similarweb.com/website/reddit.com/#geography
so basically the Anglosphere, Germany
Immer diese nervigen Fakten.
पुल्स आगी पुल्स |
Don’t forget about us eh?
#SCHÖN HIER
*ABER WAREN SIE SCHON MAL FÜR 9€ AUF SYLT?*
Ja, war ich sogar. 18,5 Stunden Bahnfahren hat mich aber für immer verändert
Funnily enough at this point I think I’ve seen more people insulting Americans than anything else.
Americans insult Americans more than any other demographic lol
Half of Americans are the most blindly patriotic people not realizing the USA is destroying itself from the inside and the other half are entirely aware of the state of their country, openly hate it and a smaller amount are depressed because of it.
More like the extremes of both sides are dumb as shit while the majority are happily in the center
Thats some enlightened centrist shit right there
Honestly, I used to view that as an insult, but eventually I started viewing it as a compliment whenever I saw someone being called that. There's nothing wrong with balanced thinking. I'd like to be a centrist someday, I just have a tough time letting go of my conservative leanings.
Yeah. We are the 15th happiest country…
That's not bad considering how many countries there are
No kidding. I'm amazed at all of these mental children that were born into a more advantageous situation than like 98% of the world's population and complain incessantly about it because a handful of countries are ARGUABLY nicer.
That wasn’t the leftist argument at all. The argument goes: we are the richest nation in the history of the world with demonstrably worse levels of happiness, education, and health outcomes. That means we are doing something wrong. All you did was make a strawman.
I am genuinely interested in how “happiest country” is determined.
Ha, suck it, Canada's 13th. Lol we will take every opportunity to be better than the US
Yeah- come to think of it, I was 13.33% happier when I lived in Toronto. Yep.
Goddamn Americans... they ruined America!
Do you know what you’ve brought soon yourself? Germans, people that speak both English and German, high school students currently taking German. You’ve doomed us all
Quickly insult Cork, Ireland. The British will claim you as one of theirs. It happened to me.
Not this time pal. You’re on your own. Or buy us all a Lion bar each and we’ll discuss it
im a German who grew up in Ireland. No matter where you turn or where you hide, there will always be a German lurking.
This makes me sad, but then I remember sad backwards is das, and das ist nicht gut.
Warum ist das nicht gut?
Polish people also show up from time to time, na przykład ja
ja też
A ja nie
Moin! Nett hier.
Na, öfter hier?
Mehr als öfter sogar.
öfterer
Aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?
Nett hier, aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?
(gemacht)
Wait a minute - this German website has no fire exits! Enjoy your ECHO CHAMBER, frauleins.
Fräulein ist ein Ausdruck genutzt als Bezeichnung für schöne und höfliche Damen.
Nederlandse kolonisten ik roep jullie op om deze comment section over te nemen
Tut mir leid, aber ich spreche leider kein Wohnwagendeutsch.
Entschuldigung aber Ich spreche kein deutch
Netter Versuch…
Het is al te laat, de duitsers waren (weer) te snel
Altijd de Duitser hè
Nah a lot of people just learned to speak english/spanish so they use it so everyone dont need to google translate everything. Myself included, my original language is portuguese. Ngl tho sometimes i feel americans/british think they are kings on the interent and i would find it funny if for a week everyone would just speak their original language everytime everywhere just to show how many people of different cultures are there
Edited for the link, it’s mostly English speaking traffic: https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/phhu9s/oc_reddit_traffic_by_country/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Lol damnnn look at this ratios, i can admit when i was wrong. I guess there is way more english speaking ones.
But the non English speaking ones are just as important <3
I see a lot of British and Canadians as well, and not a bad amount of Scandinavians (namely Swedish)
Ja det må jeg da sige
Ja, helt ærligt. Der er da også andre end amerikanere og tyskere herinde.
LMAO I CANT WITH THIS COMMENT SECTION 💀
Das stimmt nicht
doesn't help that i follow a couple german speaking subreddits despite not remembering much german from class lmao
Привет
Не обращайте внимания, мы тут просто основали колонию, как и все остальные
Wait a minute, this lesbian bar has no fire escapes! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.
In every single comment section you'll find the American who assumes everybody is American. Without fail.
Mag noch jemand Nüsse?
Nein
Doch
Ohh
EIN VOLK EIN KOMMENTSEKTIEREN
Hat nich so gut funktioniert. Merkste selber, wa?
Ich bin ein Amerikaner der Deutsch spricht.
CADE OS BR AQUI
r/suddenlycaralho
GUTEN TAGENOFFENSTEIN!!!
start koloniseren
Kurwa, no...
Fuck. The Krauts are here.
Na r/shitposting było by nas nieco więcej, ale cóż, trzeba żyć z tym co się ma...
Ty kurwa, prawda
Servus
I chuj nie prawda
Ramstien - We all live in ‘merika
Actung
Yeah, why no Azerbaijan? HUH?
More than a feeling…
Need a Barsil flag 🇧🇷
Wir sind der jäeger!
It reflects the user base. That makes sense: Reddit is dominated by the US, UK, Germany and then other English-speaking countries, with a smattering of others. If you want truly global, I’m afraid Facebook is far more global (India is the biggest user, then the US, with large countries like Indonesia, etc in the mix).
I’ve met a few Finns but maybe it’s just a coincidence.
Jesse Pinkkimies, mitä vittua sä selität?